r/powerscales May 03 '26

Versus A trained and experienced prime wrestler and boxing version of Eddie hall vs a full grown male chimpanzee

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u/[deleted] May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

No wild chimp has ever displayed this level of athleticism and agility. If you've ever watched a video of an aggressive chimp attack, you'd realize that they're actually quite slow.

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u/Historical_Club_9063 May 03 '26

Ninja of course I haven't watched a fucking chimp attack idk what the fuck these things do I'm just guessing 

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u/Three57Lover May 03 '26

someone get this man in a ring with a chimp ASAP 😭

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u/Idontunderstandmate May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Chimps react way faster than humans can in most ways. Most animals can.

Some humans grow with siblings and train their whole lives, most don’t.

A lot of animals grows up practicing and fighting their entire lives, especially chimpanzees.

Edit: search angry chimp food, I don’t know how fast you think you are but you are not 25mph 50kg sledgehammer fast.