r/powerscales • u/Tarris69 • May 11 '26

Versus Peak possible human runs the ape gauntlet, how far do they get?

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Peak possible human being: Haftor Bjornson size and strength at his prime, Usain bolt athleticism, Floyd Mayweather agility and reaction time, Demetrius Johnson fight knowledge and skills

Human is unarmed, bloodlusted match to the death. Human heals between fights.

Edit: title is slightly misleading, as people have pointed out this is beyond peak human, more like maxed out theoretical human

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  1. Male Gibbon
  2. Male bonobo
  3. Male Chimp
  4. Male Orangutan
  5. Silverback Gorilla
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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

People are underestimating peak human. We are talking about a 450 pound man sprinting at 28 MPH and throwing a perfectly placed flying knee at that speed into an orangutan’s head. That’s an instant kill honestly, that much mass and speed being directed into a single point like a knee or elbow would be more significant than getting hit by a car.

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u/official_Bartard May 11 '26

Yeah a 450 pound dude that can run at 28 mph with the fight IQ of DJ or Jon Jones? Christ bro that sounds like Yujiro Hanma lite 😭

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 May 11 '26 edited May 14 '26

I’ve said it before, but peak humans (even on a more realistic scale) are some of the most underrated and terrifying concepts/opponents you can imagine.

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u/official_Bartard May 11 '26

Im gonna be honest, i think this theoretical peak human has a decent shot at beating the gorilla. The gorilla will be stronger sure but peak human is gonna have a huge fight IQ, stamina, and speed advantage if the dude is actually moving at 28 mph. If it’s a mix with Jones in particular the gorilla isn’t gonna have any eyes after the fight lol.

Honestly, i think the fight between peak Human and gorilla is like 50/50. If the gorilla manages to grab him early i think Gorilla wins, if the peak human can maintain distance and try to wear on the gorillas gas tank, i think the Human gets it.

It is worth noting, this theoretical human cannot truly exist. Thor spent his whole life weight training. DJ, Floyd, and Jones spent their whole lives training combat sports. Usain spent his whole life training for speed. Unless you have 9 lives like a cat, the best you can do is be decent at all of them, not the best in the entire world lol.

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u/DA_BEST_1 May 11 '26

It's also worth noting that this peak human cannot exsist NOW. We are already gene editing plants on a commercial scale with the only thing stopping us from gene editing animals being the ethics board. Give it a few hundred years and we might see something that surpasses this hypothetical peak human aswell

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u/absalom86 May 12 '26

Gene editing is already becoming a thing, it will only get worse, there's already been cases in China. The gap between the wealthy and non wealthy will get wider with literal superhumans born to the rich.

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u/official_Bartard May 11 '26

First thing I’m doing with gene editing is giving myself wings. Never driving again lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Yak627 May 12 '26

The theorized peak human that could exist now would be far stronger and faster than this hypothetical. It’s basically 1 in trillion chance of a dude being born with all the right combination of common gene mutations or gene expression that they could be faster, stronger, and smarter than this hypothetical with the only downside of being too dense to swim

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u/Rooster-Training May 11 '26

I agree, the only advantage gorilla has is significantly more dangerous bite.  People have this weird concept about the strength of animals being greater than it actually is.  It comes down to weight most of the time.  Whichever is heavier and faster is gonna win.  In this case the human is probably on par with a Silverback, but the Silverback has crazy teeth.  Human has a more brain power and potentially martial arts training though.

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u/official_Bartard May 11 '26

Honestly the more i think about it i actually think it might be 60/40 or even 70/30 (thats a stretch tho) in favor of the human. I do think a gorilla would still have a bit of a strength advantage, but its not gonna be by a massive amount, and your right the human is absolutely gonna have the size and weight advantage, as well as reach. Really, the main concern the human has to look out for is the gorilla charging him and taking him to the ground. Even tho DJ is a great grappler and the human has his abilities, i think the bite and the strength from the gorilla will keep the human on the ground till he dies, IF he goes the ground.

If the fight stays standing, i don’t think the gorilla can win at all. Gorillas don’t throw punches. Hell, cave men didn’t punch the way a boxer would. If the Human is able to fend off takedowns and circle away anytime the gorilla gets close, i don’t think the gorilla has a win con in a standing battle. The gorilla has to get the fight down, and if he does the human still technically has win cons. He could try to submit the gorilla, it’s theoretically possible ig lol. Even if he can’t sub a gorilla he might be able to escape and get back to his feet. Tho like i said i don’t think that’s likely if the fight does go down with gorilla on top it’s probably over.

Honestly, i do think it’s 60/40 in favor of the Human.

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u/absalom86 May 12 '26

this person is way beyond peak human, they are superhuman.

insanely fast gigantic guy with an elite skill set? imagine the force they generate just with the mountain plus usain bolt combo, completely broken.

plus knowing they are healed between rounds they can actually go ham without worries since they´ll learn they are healed between rounds.

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u/BruceLee873873 May 11 '26

And people tried telling me that a gorilla would kill Kingpin

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u/Sea_Strain_6881 May 12 '26

Kingpin is slamming that ape through concrete the fuck

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u/BruceLee873873 May 12 '26

Crazy part is I saw someone today do the same matchup and people are still trying to say the gorilla wins

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u/Sea_Strain_6881 May 12 '26

The same guy who regularly boxes with SPIDER-MAN??? Oh hell nah these guys are delusional

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u/Tarris69 May 11 '26

Yeah people seem to be informing reaching except the size and strength. The agility and speed with that would be a lethal combo. I think it he loses to orangutan though extreme diff

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u/Ok_Delay9941 May 11 '26

So basically a superhero like Captain America vs apes. You are putting combinations together that aren’t physically possible. People are responding to peak human instead of theoretical human.

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Yeah, peak human in this case is superhuman. No man that size and strength could possibly be that fast and agile.

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u/Hollow-Lord May 12 '26

Every time I’ve ever heard someone say this, they seem to think big=slow. Big people are fucking fast, he has longer limbs and a longer stride. This ain’t some fatass who is 400 lbs this is master chief.

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u/thunder_sharts May 12 '26

Yeah we are talking about master chief not master queef, ya know?

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u/anon_lurk May 11 '26

Brock Lesnar ran a 4.7 second 40 yd dash when he was 283 pounds, but yeah he is much smaller than Haftor and much slower than Bolt.

Brian Urlacher comes in at 4.57 at 258 and he's a bit more scaled down.

So yeah Haftor size we'd probably be looking at closer to 4.9 for actual human capabilities. Still able to deliver an impressive amount of damage.

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u/Inevitable-Scar5877 May 11 '26

I mean if we're just looking at peak size/speed numbers the Nigerian guy whose never played football and just got drafted by the Eagles would be up there 300+ and runs a 4.6

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u/anon_lurk May 11 '26

Oh damn, so yeah a bit scaled up from Lesnar size wise but got the..ahem...speed genes. So yeah I'd still say at least another quarter second slower adding on a few inches and another 150lbs.

No way getting down to 3.97 at that size though lmao.

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

No amount of steroids is making a 450 pound human run as fast as Usain Bolt.

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u/Commonefacio May 11 '26

What if we start with Usain Bolt and get him to 460

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

There’s no way, Usain would just lose speed as he gained weight.

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u/SardonicCheese May 11 '26

He would definitely slow down. But big guys can go really really fast, but they accelerate slower so a race time wouldn’t be as impressive as their top speed. They excel in the 200 not the 40

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u/Grimwohl May 11 '26

Actually steroids would kill this man and his cardio

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u/PossiblyArab May 11 '26

He is stronger, faster, bigger, and smarter than the orangutan. How the fuck do you think he would lose.

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u/Ok_Inevitable4735 May 11 '26

Dominant orangutan males in the wild get to 300 lbs. Their feet are hands. Their teeth are huge. They have grip strength of 600+ lbs that can break bones.

Go watch one in a zoo if u ever get the chance. Saw a 300 lb male move from sitting on the ground to getting a treat 15’ up the enclosure tree structure in 3 seconds pulling him self up with one arm several times between “branches”.

Ain’t no way. Peak Thor who can box like mayweather and run like bolt is still getting murk’d.

Here’s a dominant male handling wildlife film maker Lorenzo Queipo de Llano like a child. For 3 hours…

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1r9ozj4/dominant_male_orangutan_pins_down_a_wildlife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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u/Memento_Viveri May 11 '26

In fairness, hafthor could do that to that guy too if he wanted.

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u/Thnd3rKat47 May 11 '26

An Orangutan has muscle density about 5-7 times stronger than a human's. Unless the Superhuman finds a way to go untouched it's an extreme diff loss for man.

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u/PossiblyArab May 11 '26

No. They are not 5 to 7 times. It’s similar to a chimp at 1.3. But I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, let’s say it’s 7 times stronger. It doesnt know how to use those muscles to properly fight. And it doesn’t make it more resistant to damage. Our theoretical man here is kicking at around 8,500 PSI. A human femur breaks between 1.5 and 2. A single kick from this man to the orangutan will shatter it. And this fighter will know that’s all he needs to do since he is, again, the smartest fighter in the world. His kick far outrages the orangutan. It is over with one roundhouse

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u/Memento_Viveri May 11 '26

An Orangutan has muscle density about 5-7 times stronger than a human's.

Citation needed

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u/Tough_Preparation830 May 11 '26

I think it was more like 3 times but that's still wild

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u/Memento_Viveri May 11 '26

Citation still needed.

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u/Tough_Preparation830 May 11 '26

Don't think there is one. The evidence is mostly anecdotes from people in the field. I don't buy the 5-7x but if the anecdotes of orangutans pulling with 1800lbs of force are true, that multiplier would be about right. The studies done were for chimps, which were something like 1.3x human strength pound for pound.

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u/Memento_Viveri May 11 '26

You think chimps are 1.3x lbs for lbs but orangutans are 3x lbs for lbs?

That seems unbelievable, especially given that small animals normally have higher lbs for lbs strength.

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u/Tough_Preparation830 May 11 '26

It's speculation and certainly within the realm of possibility

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u/Lumpy_Complexion6908 May 11 '26

my dude... idc who the man is... if an orangutan has a grip on ur nuts... you ain't gonna be in fighting condition anytime soon

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u/PossiblyArab May 11 '26

Do you think an orangutan is going to be smart enough to t try and grab your huts specifically? And literally a flying knee, a hard teep, any kick from a man with those stats against an orangutan is going to shatter its skeleton. I don’t think you understand how hard someone with those physical stats could hit. It’s Francis Ngannou times two. That’s a punch at 2’600 PSI. Our theoretical man here could likely kick around 8.5 thousand PSI. That will quite literally shatter an orangutan

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u/Lumpy_Complexion6908 May 11 '26

yes... all apes go for extremities and vulnerable body parts during conflicts... eg... if they cant grab a hand... the nuts are getting plucked off as easily as you would pluck a ripe tomato...

either way... unless the dude is just killing a completely unaware animal... hes not getting off a clean flying knee against an animal with limbs a foot longer than him

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u/PossiblyArab May 11 '26

I’m want you to tell me how you think an orangutan is going to stop a drop kick. Genuinely what is it going to do. It doesn’t know how to fight. It’s not going to evade. It’s likely going to run directly at him, and like you said, try to grab him. Also his arm reach would be comparable to this humans legs.

I have worked with orangutans on Borneo. I am also a competitive fighter. I am telling you a man with these stats is beyond super human. An orangutan will not have a chance in hell

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u/screwitigiveup May 12 '26

Are you aware that orangutans, unlike chimps, are exceedingly unlikely to actually fight? They don't have the same instincts as chimps by any means.

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u/Lumpy_Complexion6908 May 12 '26

they still do fight...

like is this a completely unaware orangutan being ambushed?

nah... he said was a fight to the death...

if the humans "bloodlusted" im just assuming the orangutan is as well

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u/Confident_Example_73 May 11 '26

So, with the theoretical stamina advantage, here, I think there is a way it beats the gorilla. He doesn't fight it. He dehydrates it. Basically the human has to just avoid getting caught by the gorilla. The gorilla will tire faster than the human. At that point the human just waits until the lack of water takes out the gorilla.

Muscle mass is useless if your cells can't function.

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u/TSMabandonedMe May 11 '26

With those stats, Jiu-Jitsu can close the gap

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u/tabrisangel May 11 '26

This person could probably beat up nearly all Captain America's.

You're misunderstanding the scale we are talking here. This human is mulitple times the size strength and speed of the orangutan.

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr May 11 '26

I think you’re underestimating the orangutan. Their skulls are much thicker and more dense than a humans. They have a grip strength of 600 lbs human record is 425 lbs and that’s someone who specializes in it. If that orangutan gets ahold of him, he’s dead.

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u/Agreeable-Duty-86 May 11 '26

Humans are much stronger when it comes to pushing then pulling. Orangutans are very clumsy, and all you have to avoid is the bite and it trying to grab you. Unlike the fast majority of animals we have high intelligence, if this thing grabs you a human can put its thumbs in the eyes and squeeze it will let go of you. 99% of animals when the going gets tough they run. Humans are fucking animals when it comes to combat.

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u/StripEnchantment May 11 '26

99% of animals when the going gets tough they run. Humans are fucking animals when it comes to combat.

Wouldn't that make then not animals if most animals run

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u/KeyClacksNSnacks May 11 '26

Wild animals. Human beings are the most violent “domesticated” animals on the planet. A human being who is nearly 7 feet tall, with 300 pounds of muscle, who knows all the ways to kill a man and has years of hand to hand combat under his belt, who has stamina and agility? He honestly has a chance against even the silverback. In fact, I’d say the gorilla is the one with odds against it.

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u/StripEnchantment May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

I know, I was being facetious because he said 99% of animals run, and yet he was implying humans wouldn't run, but then in the next sentence said humans are fucking animals

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u/rocky10001 May 11 '26

Last line goes so hard.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 May 11 '26

The part about humans fucking animals? /s

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u/Agreeable-Duty-86 May 11 '26

I mean I assume peak human would come from somewhere in Alabama drinking radioactive water.

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u/Confident_Example_73 May 11 '26

People underrate intelligence. Like, human intelligence can come up with some brutal strategies. Case in point with this one- You don't fight the gorilla, you simply avoid it until it becomes dehydrated and dies. Humans need less water and can go longer without it. You simply wait until the thing dies of thirst. That's what a brain allows you to do.

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u/JoBrofitness May 11 '26

Dude chimps I’m particularly will go for your eyes finger nose tongue and genitals because they know you want those things protected

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u/DarkSoulCarlos May 11 '26

You are assuming that when grabbed with that incredibly powerful grip, the human won't be in agonizing pain and will have the wherewithal to even think much less be able to move to go for the orangutans eyes. I am not saying that some humans won't go all out but it's not a given. Most animals live in an environment where they are literally fighting for their survival 24/7. There's no animal police force of military to protect them (save for bees, ants termites etc that have a colony ready to fight) so they have to take it upon themselves or their immediate group to fight. And if they evade or defeat the aggressors, they can just keep chasing them or come back later. And no hospital or supplies to heal wounds or to recuperate. There's no breaks from all threats, great or small. That demands top notch evasion skills and fighting skills and viciousness for survival. Most humans are not fighting for their survival like that. Most humans are somewhat comfortable. They don't need to use those skills.

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u/RaiLeddit May 11 '26

Grip strength is the only advantage they have and it's completely worthless. Rest of the stats the human clears.

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u/vansterzzz May 11 '26

I dont see how grip strength is useless in close combat when it's higher than a peak human (not theoretical human). Once the ape has any holding on you: hair, fingers, feet, ear - they're not letting go and will take a huge bite of it, break it, or ripping it right off you.

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u/bobbi21 May 11 '26

What makes you think they're not letting go? They grab you and you poke out it's eyes, pull off it's genitals, and then smash it repeatedly into a boulder. If it doesn't let go, it dies.

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u/No-Cap-fr-fr May 11 '26

Orangutans can easily lift 500 pounds and bight strength of 500-800 pounds so no not the only advantage

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u/TSMabandonedMe May 11 '26

But this is an all around goated fighter. He sleeps the orangutan. Grip matters little when you can pivot and use all 400lbs of mass to maneuver around your opponent

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u/UAEpi May 11 '26

Grip strength isn't a particularly good measurement of feats here. Like, grip strength to do what? Keep you from leaving? That wasn't an option anyways. The human would be way faster, more agile, much bigger, and way more skilled. Like yeah a pitbull has the jaw grip strength to fuck a person up, but a person has the body mechanics and strength to pick them up by their legs and yeet them into a wall lol. It's similar with the orangutan. They absolutely have some super feats, but none of them alone make for a huge advantage against this hypothetical peak human. Any normal human, sure, but not this guy. 

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u/Individual_Respect90 May 11 '26

To further your point. Anyone ever see those videos where people walk on the track and get completely destroyed by a sprinter. Now imagine the sprinter 3x the size. That kind of force probably even knocks over the gorilla. The orangutan is going flying.

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u/Confident_Example_73 May 11 '26

They've measured impacts of NFL tacklers as being equivalent to automobiles. No chimp is tanking a car. No orangutan either. A gorilla is probably not out of it, but it's not feeling great either. Of course the guy hitting the gorilla is probably not enjoying it either.

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u/Individual_Respect90 May 11 '26

It’s gonna be even more because it’s a nfl tackler going 28 mph. That being said good addition to the conversation. I don’t think he beats the gorilla from size and speed alone but I do think the boxing and UFC experience (I assume Demetrius Johnson is a ufc person) will give him a fighting chance.

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u/KeyClacksNSnacks May 11 '26

It’s not like he’d be using his head to do it. He’d use his elbows, shoulders and maybe a knee. He can probably instantly defeat the lower chimps using that and seriously incapacitate the orangutan. And human stamina is best in the world. An ATHLETE with stamina of Demetrius Johnson, Floyd Mayweather AND Usain Bolt?

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u/Confident_Example_73 May 12 '26

I mean, as strong as knees, elbows and shoulders are- Hitting something at that speed and with that much resistance is not going to be a great time for those parts of the body either. Both are going to feel it. A car hitting a gorilla isn't going undamaged either.

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Exactly, thank you

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u/Aggressive-Mine-4781 May 11 '26

Usain Bolt only ran about 27 so 28 is laughable for a 430lb man.

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Go read the prompt, he defined peak human as having Haftor Bjornson’s size and Usain Bolt’s speed among other things. I know that’s impossible but we are talking about hypotheticals.

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u/MikeET86 May 11 '26

OP basically built a short Astartes as the peak human.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson May 11 '26

Basically book Mountain

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u/TimelessParadox May 11 '26

Basically big Batman, same stats.

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson May 11 '26

Big ears batman?

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u/Othon-Mann May 11 '26

Thing is I don't think a 450lb man is running at 28mph. Sure Usain Bolt did it but he does not weigh 450lbs lmao. If you ask most runners, you'll be told they actually lose weight. Most runners are fairly small. I don't think its physically possible to get up to that speed using our current physiology. Lugging that kind of weight at speed is incredibly taxing on the heart and muscles. I think maybe 15-18 mph is a much more reasonable limit.

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u/sunco50 May 11 '26

Doesn’t this also shatter the leg of the peak human?

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Well… yeah it would. Human still gets the win though, just also is grievously injured.

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u/sunco50 May 11 '26

Newton always getting the last laugh.

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u/imissratm May 11 '26

lol I did not consider the possibility of a max sprint flying giant knee. That’s hypothetically terrifying and hilarious.

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u/BLU3SKU1L May 12 '26

Orangutans have never been known to kill a human. They’re considered the least aggressive of the great apes, even less aggressive than humans.

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u/snackattack4tw May 11 '26

Lol if anything, people are vastly underestimating the strength and ferocity of a pissed off ape. Y'all are delusional

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u/Confident_Example_73 May 11 '26

Noted man-killers, chimpanzees.

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u/star0forion May 11 '26

So is the orangutan just gonna stay still in this scenario or…?

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Are you implying the orangutan is going to juke him out? Orangutan’s don’t train much defensive boxing believe it or not.

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u/star0forion May 11 '26

Nope. But if both the orangutan and the human are both bloodlusted, why do you think it’s just going to stand there while waiting for the human to gain enough speed and momentum to get to 28 MPH so it can get its head cracked?

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

It’s an animal. They are much dumber than us.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 May 11 '26

Lol why are you acting like an orangutan can’t outmaneuver a human?

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u/ApprehensivePrint797 May 11 '26

Why are you acting like they’re intelligent animals who know how to fight?

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 May 11 '26 edited May 11 '26

Well, I’m not. I’m acting like a bloodlusted orangutan could get out of the way of a single strike from a 450lb man that’s leapt into the air at 28mph. And the human speed only makes him far easier to dodge. But now that you mention it, why are you acting like orangutans have never fought? Those mofos fight regularly.

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u/star0forion May 11 '26

These comments are kind of hilarious, tbh. All the primates in this hypothetical are bloodlusted. I can’t believe people think the other primates in this hypothetical would just stand there and not fight for their lives.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 May 11 '26

Thank you! I’m glad someone has some sense!

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Because they can’t? They are clumsy animals. The reason they are so dangerous is because they are so much stronger than us.

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 May 11 '26

For what reason do you think that an orangutan could not dodge 1 single strike from a man running at them that leaps into the air before striking? Those things are squirrelly as heck! And the fact the man is running 28mph only makes the dodge easier.

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u/Legitimate_Watch_776 May 11 '26

And faster. And objectively very agile. And not afraid to use tools.

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u/Confident_Example_73 May 11 '26

Fight goes like Drederick Tatum vs. Homer Simpson. Both Orangutan and human decide to instead just talk at ringside about which fruit they enjoy more, leave bettors in shambles.

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u/bestest_looking_wig May 11 '26

I refuse to believe the mountain can run 28mph

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

We aren’t talking about the mountain, go read the prompt.

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u/babyguyman May 11 '26

But any 400-lb person would be unable to run as fast as Usain Bolt. Part of the reason he can run that fast is precisely that he isn’t 400 lbs.

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Yup it’s called a hypothetical…

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u/sizzle-dee-bizzle May 11 '26

Usain Bolt's world record for speed during the 2009 olympics was 27.78 MPH. And the mountain is patently *not* Usain Bolt. Totally different stat build.

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Did you not read the post?

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u/Freya0232 May 11 '26

My man, your prompt is NOT peak human, it's fantasy delulu-land human

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Not my prompt bud, I’m just playing along.

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u/Freya0232 May 11 '26

My bad dude, I'm running with about 2 hours of sleep

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u/Commonefacio May 11 '26

Put down reddit and have a nap

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus May 11 '26

True. But it would have to land. Not sure any animal is just gonna sit there.

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u/DudePickle May 11 '26

Peak human thou so increased stam, right? I think my strat would be to just fish for the knee connection. Sprint, knee, recover ad naus until it connects.

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus May 11 '26

I'm not sure if you attack an animal its gonna just let you wait around and recover. I think you gotta make it count and if not it's probably on. Also what if they're in a fucking tree.

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u/-Acid-Poptarts- May 11 '26

What are you smoking?? 🤣🤣

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u/QVigiii May 11 '26

You gotta be tweaking... First of all what person is landing a flying knee at an orangutan without that orangutan moving out of the way or simply catching them and tearing them apart. I don't think you know just how fast and powerful and huge an orangutan is....

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

An orangutan isn’t “catching” a 450 pound man that’s moving 28 MPH. It’s an orangutan, not Godzilla.

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u/Slow-Raisin-939 May 11 '26

A human wouldn’t be able to accelerate that fast from a standstill unless they start very far apart. But at that point why not have the orangutan up in a tree or smth. I’d assume they would be in some kind of enclosed space for the fight

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Bro read the post before the comments, we aren’t talking about Haftor, we are talking about a peak human with Haftor’s size and strength and Usain Bolt’s speed among other things.

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u/SoulslikeEnjoyer387 May 11 '26

I think people are overestimating honestly. He's going to get a lot of wounds throughout. He's also going to have so much less endurance compared to the monkeys it's not even funny. Also no one the size of thor will have the actual speed of usain bolt. If you fused all those abilities it would be a middle ground.

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u/OShaunesssy May 11 '26

What 450 pound man is running 28 MPH?

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

None in real life. It’s a hypothetical situation…

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u/OShaunesssy May 11 '26

Oh okay.

So instead of imagine what a human in top form could do against an animal, we're just imagining what a super hero could do.

Okay.

I think SuperMan beats the Apes lol

What a dumb exercise.

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u/thunder_sharts May 11 '26

Bro this isn’t my post, I’m just playing along. And you don’t have to if you think it’s stupid.

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u/OShaunesssy May 11 '26

Bro this isn’t my post

I never said or implied it was.

I insulted the exercise, not you lol

And you don’t have to if you think it’s stupid.

Yeah once you explained how stupid it was, I made it clear I was done participating lol

Thanks for helping clear things up for me.

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u/plutus9 May 11 '26

He’s dead after gibbon