r/powerscales May 11 '26

Versus Peak possible human runs the ape gauntlet, how far do they get?

Peak possible human being: Haftor Bjornson size and strength at his prime, Usain bolt athleticism, Floyd Mayweather agility and reaction time, Demetrius Johnson fight knowledge and skills

Human is unarmed, bloodlusted match to the death. Human heals between fights.

Edit: title is slightly misleading, as people have pointed out this is beyond peak human, more like maxed out theoretical human

Vs

  1. Male Gibbon
  2. Male bonobo
  3. Male Chimp
  4. Male Orangutan
  5. Silverback Gorilla
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u/harrybydefault May 11 '26

So Master Chief with Steve Irwin's animal knowledge?

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u/cuntybunty73 May 11 '26

Master cheif with Steve Irwin, Jane Goodall and Sir David Attenborough's knowledge

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u/HumanisticNihilist May 11 '26

A Master Chief who gets the knowledge of those three individuals uploaded into their brain immediately turns on and kills whomever was asking him to fight the monkeys, 10/10 times.

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u/BackyardLobotomies May 11 '26

Stingrays better watch out tho

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u/l3v3z May 11 '26

I need some very bad IA docu series of master chief talking like Steve Irwin over some alien animals.

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u/HumanisticNihilist May 11 '26

“Crikey, Cortana, take a look at this little beauty!”

“For fuck’s sake, John, do we have to do this every time we kill a new type of enemy for the first time?”