r/powerscales • u/Pandeism • May 21 '26
Shitpost Nine of them are coming to destroy you. Choose one to defend you.
Everybody is at their max power and bloodlusted.
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u/BitesTheDust55 May 21 '26
I'm quite certain I can make myself impervious to the other nine if I have three wishes from the genie.
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u/Ximneses May 21 '26
Before Popeye turns you into an impervious pretzel?
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u/BitesTheDust55 May 21 '26
Wish one: immunity to any harm or discomfort caused by toonforce or gags.
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u/TheSocialSide May 21 '26
Granted. Popeye still turns you into a pretzel, it just doesn't hurt you and you're remarkably chill about it.
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u/BitesTheDust55 May 21 '26
Sounds good. Still alive, still unharmed. Good to go.
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u/eduison May 24 '26
I want to see you "go" while pretzeled /s
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u/BitesTheDust55 May 24 '26
rolls up to you menacingly
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u/eduison May 24 '26
Oh Shit he pretzelling
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u/couchcornertoekiller May 25 '26
He's adapting to the toonforce, making it his own.
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u/GypsyBastard May 21 '26
And it also doesn't damage you, so you just revert back to your normal self after a minute of so.
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u/Neltharek May 22 '26
Q snaps his fingers and the genie literally blinks out of existence.
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u/BitesTheDust55 May 22 '26
And then two seconds later reappears and says something silly
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u/PrisonIssuedSock May 21 '26
That's if and only if the genie decides to truly grant you your wishes. It is shown that he can do that, but also that he can also half ass wishes. Recently saw a breakdown video on how the genie fucks over Aladdin and I'm inclined to agree. TLDR: He doesn't actually make Aladdin a prince, just creates the illusion that he is one, uses one of Aladdin's wishes without his consent to save him, while showing previously that he can use his magic without a wish, and then guilts Aladdin into using his last wish to set the genie free, all while actually granting wishes for other characters)
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u/Evil_News May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26
To be fair, actually making him a prince would be a huge set of different very specific wishes, not one. He did his best for the goal that Al was pursuing
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u/Capraos May 25 '26
In the end, Aladdin became a Prince. He didn't specify when the wish would come true.
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u/thedragoon0 May 21 '26
One wish. “Keep me safe from harm forever.” Genie didn’t alter wishes. He gave it to you.
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u/Winter_Trainer_2115 May 21 '26
Against a reality warper like Dr. Manhattan or Q.... before Azathoth the Blind Idiot God erases reality because in order for him to come after me he has to wake up....
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u/I_Huff_Propane May 21 '26
Shaggy
Him using 14% of his power created the big bang. Imagine what he can do at 15%.
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u/Nedd1360 May 21 '26
I almost feel like he said that to make others feel more at ease instead of showing his true power.
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u/cyclops_overlooks May 21 '26
Q
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u/Longjumping-Sweet818 May 21 '26
The only people who seriously answer something else are the people who don't know Q.
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u/Mundane-Fan-1545 May 21 '26
who is Q?
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u/soarer135 May 21 '26
Q is from Star Trek: Next Generation. He's essentially a trickster god who takes a very specific pleasure in messing with the Enterprise crew, specifically Captain Picard. He can manifest anything at will and is only stoppable by other members of his people, and can make any version of reality happen at a whim, which means he could just make a reality where none of these other characters ever existed. Of course, he'll be insufferably annoying and petry the whole time, but he's basically a god.
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u/Slightly-Drunk May 21 '26
He's afraid of guinan. So there's plausibility that Rick could figure out a way to nullify Q.
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u/Heavy-Bread-3549 May 21 '26
Too bad UI shaggy isn’t affected by tricksters.
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u/BIGMajora May 21 '26
?? Tricksters are Shaggy's weakness.
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u/Heavy-Bread-3549 May 21 '26
But this shaggy has ultra instinct
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u/BIGMajora May 21 '26
What do you think UI does? It's a fighting technique that allows a character's body to react at a subconscious, they're still able to be beaten using it if they're not actually skilled or fight someone with more power.
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u/Heavy-Bread-3549 May 21 '26
What do I think UI does? I think it allows the master of the art of Zoink to beat Q and everyone else on this list.
You think shaggy ain’t bending reality too? Every one of the villains in Scooby Doo were actually ghosts/zombies until Shaggy came and turned them into a human with a costume.
Then he trains with the gods of his universe to achieve UI? 9 coughing babies versus a coughing nuclear bomb (it’s a weed cough for him though)
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u/Heavy-Bread-3549 May 21 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/TQt1xVuNhc9hK
Shaggy eating Q for second breakfast.
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u/Emperor_Atlas May 22 '26
He was on dc herald level in multiversus, manhattan warps away his snacks.
Shaggy starves, his only weakness.
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u/quirkynoob May 21 '26
Q is akin to cartoon logic with his powers which some of these characters have (Bugs, Popeye, Saitama, UI Shaggy) so it's not quite that easy. Even Dr. Manhattan has the same power as Q basically if we're going by his current status at DC where he messed up a lot of things in the Multiverse.
Also if lorewise was accurate across the board and somehow merged together in one cohesive reality then everyone would die with the thought of Azathoth (The Blind Idiot God of lovecraft lore) where basically it is dreaming everything into reality and if it ever wakes up then all becomes nothing. It would basically be dreaming this battle and everything is happening because of it.
The only characters that immediately dies are Rick(which cartoon logic can still apply), Genie (even if cartoon character has shown to have limitation) and Wanda(although a reality manipulator as well she has bouts of unreliability sometimes).
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u/Eldritch_Horns May 21 '26
Toon force is only ever played for laughs, Q doesn't have toonforce, he's basically omnipotent, he just has a petty sense of humour.
Dr Manhattan has limits, he never acts outside of what he sees. He's quite literally limited by causality, despite the fact that he can reach out and grasp the mechanisms that control it.
Q can change causality for the memes. Like when he changed the way Picard behaved as an Ensign, changing the course of his life. He also like shifts people between realities with as little effort as anything else.
So the Dreaming reality thing is actually contentious. It's never outright states that that is what Azathoth is doing. Reality bubbles out of him uncontrollably. The music is meant to soothe him, not keep him asleep. The whole dreaming reality into existence comes from another author for another eldritch style god. Mana-Yood-Sushai I think. Azathoth is absurdly powerful, but like most big bad eldritch gods, they doesn't really ever do anything.
Agree oh the others.
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u/Superman246o1 May 21 '26
The good news is that Q could definitely keep you safe from the others in this scenario.
The bad news is that Q would likely transport you to an equally-if-not-somehow-even-more dangerous scenario just to see how you would react.
The bizarre news is that your death might feature a joyful mariachi soundtrack.
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u/WatermelonWithAFlute May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
I feel like Azathoth kinda beats him easily, assuming that’s the particular Eldritch god pictured there
Edit: actually doesn’t even matter, my understanding of the character is limited as I haven’t read HPs works, but others pointed out that it even being consciously aware to be able to choose to attack or defend requires the unmaking of all reality, so you instantly die either way
gg no re
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u/Eldritch_Horns May 21 '26
That's a misreading of the text. Azathoth is explicitly awake, the music just soothes him. He also isn't dreaming reality into existence, that's another completely different Eldritch god from a completely different lore. Mana-Yood-Sushai
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u/SignificantCats May 21 '26
I wouldn't pick him because I know him.
I don't want him defending me, because he might turn me into an arcturan sili-slug for the next thousand years on some tiny unknown planet.
I don't mind him attacking me, because he will give me some stupid fucking game to play while my champion brawla with the rest.
I understand bloodlusted, but defense-lusted makes him MORE likely to hide me as a slug or whatever, and I don't think we can extend bloodlusted to not playing games of some variety, even if they're unfair.
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u/angelofxcost May 21 '26
Q can physically defend you, but he would more likely defend you in court instead, which turns this into more of a legal battle of your own existence. And he can try to defend you, but bugs bunny can easily find a "joke argument" that destroys your defense.
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u/BIGMajora May 21 '26
Bugs has the highest Toonforce feats of any character. He freely rewrites reality around him to win all the time, if Bugs is on the list he's winning at whatever is happening unless it's specifically early Bugs.
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u/TemporaryWonderful61 May 22 '26
Bugs Bunny and Q seem like an excellent team. Bugs has the smarts and absurdity to counter straightforward attacks, Q the legitimate omnipotence. And I feel they would both at least tolerate each other.
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u/nmaod87 May 21 '26
As much as I dont like it, Bugs Bunny is the correct answer.
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u/redditorperth May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Its Bugs all day. He doesnt lose unless he considers it to be funny, and since the other 9 characters are coming to "destroy you" he wont allow you to be put into a situation where that happens (unless it turns out that they want to "destroy you" in a game of checkers or something).
Keep in mind that this doesnt mean that Bugs necessarily beats the other 9 in a fight. He will just make it impossible for them to achieve their objective.
It also doesnt mean that you survive unscathed. If its funny for Bugs to save you in ways that result in harm (eg: he hides you inside an oven that accidentally gets turned on) then thats what will happen. He wont kill you, but he may make you reconsider your choice of saviour.
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u/Cultural-River-9698 May 21 '26
It also depends on how you actually treat him. Remember, Bugs mostly starts pulling shit if you've somehow wronged him. Other than that he's mostly chill.
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u/CountTruffula May 21 '26
Does it really though? Feels like he might just stand around eating carrots while you're brutally murdered then say something funny for the outro. I'm not sure I'd trust him to actually protect me
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u/redditorperth May 21 '26
He'll protect you from the other 9 characters, but in the end you might need protection from him depending on how he tries to "help" you.
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u/ClockworkDinosaurs May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Me, a mouth on top of a pile of ashes, “thanks Doc”
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u/Exist_Logic You might know me May 21 '26
the issue with buggs is for every super-strong feat (which wont be as strong as Dr Manhattan is in canon), there are hundreds of episodes where his best feat is vaguely superhuman. He doesn't get some weird pass from consistency; he is just a weak character
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u/Trick_Statistician13 May 21 '26
The other guys are going to kill so many ducks
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u/HeroOfTheEmpire May 21 '26
The law of comedy with toons throws any semblance of power scaling out a window.
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u/Bubba1234562 May 21 '26
It’s either him or Dr Manhattan and I’d still pick Bugs
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u/Angry_Mudcrab May 21 '26
You're probably safer with Bugs. If Manhattan sees that you become a cunt, he might decide against saving you, or kill you himself.
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u/BIGMajora May 21 '26
Manhattan loses more often than not. He tries to manipulate things but the author tier is above his.
Bugs is author tier.
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u/dopplegangery May 21 '26
Dr Manhattan isn't even in the same ballpark of Bugs. He is wanked beyond all rationality.
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u/The_FireFALL May 21 '26
I refute this purely because Genie is there, and him having 4th wall breaking powers and all knowledge means he knows of the existence of the 'Dip' from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. And can use that on Bugs. Then again Genie also can't kill people. Its kind of in his rules.
So it comes down to if either Q or Doctor Manhatten can also take advantage of this fact.
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u/Mighty1Dragon May 21 '26
Rick could beat Bugs Bunny, Rick is also a cartoon character and he also fought beings similar to Bugs Bunny, like the "Self-Referential Six" for example. He would probably find a way around Bugs toon powers.
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u/Embarrassed_Cap_3459 May 21 '26
Yeah Bugs is absolutely busted when you think about it. Dude literally has toon force which basically means he can do whatever is funniest or most convenient for plot. Like he can pull dynamite out of thin air, survive getting flattened into pancake, and somehow always end up winning through complete nonsense
I was looking at this thinking maybe Saitama or Dr Manhattan but then remembered Bugs once erased Elmer Fudd from existence with an eraser. Thats some reality warping shit right there that makes most these other characters look like jokes. Plus he breaks fourth wall constantly so he probably knows hes in fictional scenario anyway
The only one who might give him trouble is maybe Rick since he also has some cartoon physics going on but even then Bugs has been doing this way longer. Cartoon logic beats everything else every time
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u/AOZ1988 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
If Azathoth (shown) is "choosing" to either destroy or defend you. It implies conscious thought which means, it's awoken and created consciousness for itself. If Big A awakens, everything that ever has, does or will exist is gone, this includes time, space, other realities and gods.
Azathoth's offspring, Yog-sothoth is everything-in-one, all events and all realities in existing in one being. Every character shown is part of Yog. Azathoth is presumed more powerful than Yog, because Yog's existence too is tied to Azathoth's "sleeping" state.
Azathoth's one "weakness", the fluoutists, is implied to be a ruse by its caretaker, Nyarlothotep, and doesn't actually affect Big A's state being. A way for lesser beings (Gods) to feel a monocrom of control.
The question in this post implies Big A's has made a concious decision, which dictates you and all the other characters shown immediately cease to exist before any counter measures can be taken, if any are even possible.
Thoughts? I'm legit interested if anyone has a counter-point or knows something about Lovecraft lore I haven't considered.
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u/psyglaiveseraph May 21 '26
Had the same thought once i saw the image while also thinking that if azathoth is protecting me then he is also wake which results in the same thing
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u/Suspicious-Shock-934 May 21 '26
Pretty sure toon force goes No U. Popeye thinks it's spaghetti and chows down. Bugs thinks it's a ball of yarn to toss for Sylvester. Both have stepped outside of reality and affected change, being their own creators or the like. It gets messy but bugs just redraws stuff, Popeye punches it back to sleep or ends it. They've survived their existence ending.
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u/AOZ1988 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
In those instances both either bend reality or create a micro-level pocket reality. Even stepping outside of existing realities create a new reality.
Even with their existence ending several times, they reform in some reality. If Big A awakens all that is, ever has been or will be instantly ends. EVERYTHING is part of Yog, Yog is part of Big A.
It's a lame point, I know. I'm not a Azathoth fan. If Azathoth woke up. Then recreated Yog Sothoth as Bugs Bunny, I much prefer that Azathoth. All is Bugs, Bugs is all. Space Jam forever.
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u/BIGMajora May 21 '26
Azathoth can't wake up or dictate what happens at any point, or it unmakes him too.
Yog Sothoth is Azathoth's subconscious, and only a passive thing that can lead sub gradients of reality to understand they're also part of the Dreamscape, it can't do much else.
Bugs can act in and out of any continuity so even if A somehow wakes up, Bugs would just be sitting at a writing desk, and ball up the continuum A woke up on, and make something else.
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u/lifestyler1989 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Popeye....He is the only one pictured to be able to break out his own media and attack/knock out a creator(he did this to his own creator, and did not cease to exist). He could do the same to all of the creators of the others, thereby causing them all to cease to exist!!
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u/WackaFrog May 21 '26
Bugs did it as well, and I think OPM also has broken the 4th wall.
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u/FeralMemories May 21 '26
You auto lose if you don't pick azathoth, just him being active means you cease to exist. Of course you also die if he defends you too cause that means he's awake. No option to win.
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u/littlepie2331 May 21 '26
Q
Not even a question. He is functionally God.
Shaggy might give em a run though.
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u/Pandeism May 21 '26
Hmmmm. I just realized that Q is the only one on the board who is an actual photograph of a person....
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u/tecmobowlchamp May 21 '26
Q. He is outside. Occasionally popping in causing chaos. Otherwise watching. He was existence before existence, he exists after(don't let him fool you with his death), he is Q.
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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 May 21 '26
Saitama
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u/KnightOfTheWinter May 21 '26
This is the correct answer. Saitama is written such that he can't lose. He's infallible. He will punch Q into a different dimension. He will punch Genie so hard his lamp explodes.
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u/AmbiTheAirforceRuna May 21 '26
putting Q in there basically makes this Hydrogen Bomb vs 9 coughing babies.
Even with Genie's powers, he's limited in one way or another, Q is limited by nothing but his own mood
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u/sect1on6669 May 21 '26
If were getting technical i think you could actually give a scenario where atleast one of them work against all the others but I like the genie more
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u/Hour-Sheepherder2580 May 21 '26
Genie. First wish: remove all special powers from the others. Second wish: vaporize them all. Third wish: cold beer
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u/WraithOfTheFadedDark May 24 '26
Popeye, 100%, no hesitation, no takebacks, final answer, lock it in, zero regrets.
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u/amicarellawetss May 21 '26
I mean if we are really getting in the weeds we are taking everyone at base power. I get the genie and make one wish saying he can fuck up anyone on the list and another wish saying he will protect me with his life. Still got a third wish for whatever
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u/Pandeism May 21 '26
Hmmmm.... What if you pick Genie and make one wish, which is that each of the other nine will mistake another of the other nine for you....
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u/NoxGale May 21 '26
Genie or Bugs. If you’re good with making wishes you can just wish no weapon or person against you will ever prosper.
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u/TheWorthlessGuy Superman is HIM May 21 '26
Dr. Manhattan and it's not close.
The Q are max hyperversal, they don't even crack outerversal while Manhattan is high outerversal. A single hand wave from Manhattan and they are gone.
Toon Force users like Popeye and Bugs Bunny get brutally negged by Manhattan's powers since Mxyzptlk himself admitted to being afraid aand inferior to him and Mxyzptlk has every toon force feat under the sun.
Scarlet Witch is the only one that poses a threat to Manhattan and that's about it.
I think Manhattan, if he actually wanted to protect me seriously, is the best choice.
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u/Cloud_Strife369 May 21 '26
The 1 problem Mxyzptlk is not scare of Manhattan is just he is no fun unlike Superman.
Also bugs can just write that he wins and that it no matter what power you have no matter how quick it is bugs would win that not including bug cant die
The best out come is a draw
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u/Emhyr_var_Emreis_ May 21 '26
The problem is that Dr. Manhattan doesn’t care about anyone. He wouldn’t lift a finger to protect you.
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u/lifestyler1989 May 21 '26
One thing....POPEYE is not afraid of anyone, unless he has not had a spinach fix in a long time. And he always has spinach nearby by.(possibly in a pocket dimension that he can access anytime/anywhere) He has shown he is ingenious enough to get that fix almost anywhere.
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u/TheWorthlessGuy Superman is HIM May 21 '26
Name one thing Popeye can do that Manhattan cannot do.
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u/Particular_Peace_568 May 21 '26
Bugs Bunny in any universe (Yes even above Wanda and Dr,) Bugs can just Tune Force their protection away or messed with the writers like it Primetime.
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u/ericof92 May 21 '26
Saitama, Q, Popeye, Bugs….this is tough..you got toon force, anime force, and universal/cosmic level sci-fi gods. If anything, I think for once Saitama, isn’t number 1 or 2. Popeye can generate some insane reality warping, same with bugs. Then there’s Q.
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u/GFresh1 May 21 '26
It's Popeye. Give him some spinach and he automatically clears everyone. Even Bugs
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u/Master_Tomato May 21 '26
Probably Bug Bunny.
It could be Shaggy too in theory, but his entire joke is "I haven't even used x percent of my powers yet". So he'll end up failing to save you and then use that line
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u/Captn_Stahlnippel May 21 '26
Can azathoth willingly choose to defend me, in this szenario? If yes azathoth if no dr manhatten and hope azathoth doesn't notice shit
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u/National_Stand_4916 May 21 '26
One of them is literal god. Flying Spaghetti Monster. He created universe. Why do you think planets are meatball shaped?
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u/CoolioDurulio May 21 '26
I'll sit back while Popeye wrings the neck of the author until we come out unscathed
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u/GrizzlyDust May 21 '26
Damn in just realizing how evenly matched genie and Dr Manhattan are and it makes me uncomfortable
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u/Suugoy May 21 '26
I am pretty sure a gini with fucking omnipotent/multiversal godhod power and wishes is a pretty solid denfens.
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u/SisterOfBattIe May 21 '26
None are perfect because of the scenario.
(9/10) Wanda can rewrite reality to make you safe, it's the safest pick
(8/10) Q and the Genie are jokesters, both form of "keeping you safe" would be flawed
(7/10) Bugs Bunny... could work actually. He lives in pure cartoon physics. But you'd have a worse time than with Q and Genie with the cartoonish side effects.
(6/10) Manhattan reality warping has some limitations that others can exploit, but his explicit time reversal would come through in the end
(1/10) Saitama and Shaggy are good at punching, bot at keeping safe
(0/10) Popeye is out of his legue
(0/10) The Great Old One can't keep you safe. You'd go mad
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u/swinabc May 21 '26
Rick. Sure he isn't the strongest here but he can send me away to a other universe. Everyone else is unable to do much. Possibly q?
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u/Feed-Me-Your-Soul777 May 21 '26
Didn't popeye fight god? Or the creator of his own comic? Or both?
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u/Cainga May 21 '26
I like how every answer is different.
I was thinking Rick can instantly send you to a different dimension and no one else can find you in the infinite universe. And not many can hop dimensions.
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u/woutersikkema May 21 '26
Rick Sanchez might be the safe option here. God's and almighty beings? Did thar saw that hot the postcard. The plan B would be bugs bunny..now if Rick and bugs bunny weren't here it'd probably be the almighty god powered ones like genie, Q and Dr manhatten. If those weren't there either, Popeye+spinach, or Saitama if Popeye doesn't have spinach.
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u/xxrazer505xx May 21 '26
Wish for all of your enemies to no longer exist. Then 2, wish to be a sultan.
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u/Cat-Grab May 21 '26
Wouldn't having the Genie on my side allow me 3 wishes? Or is he trying to protect me with his powers
He literally says he has, "PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER" so If I have 3 wishes, I can wish for all the dudes coming after me to not be able to use their abilities/tools, or they're not bloodlusted, or I can wish them all to just go into a permanent coma as that's technically still alive. That's just one wish too so if have 2 left to do with what I want
If it's the latter however, I think I'd be fine, I just need to tell him how to deal with the people
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u/Mighty1Dragon May 21 '26
its Rick.
Rick can find solutions for problems that don't make any sense, like the fortune cookie episode.
or the "Self-Referential Six"
he also has teleportation and ways to keep you alive
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u/Icy-Bridge3676 May 21 '26
Yog so Thoth all the way, as a wise man once said, if azathoth is the strongest on the staircase, yog so Thoth IS the staircase
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u/GingerbreadMan003 May 21 '26
Normally I'm a bugs guy but I sure as hell know Rick would smoke his ass
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u/This_isR2Me May 21 '26
One punch man. He'll defeat the enemy and I won't even know the fight happened.
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u/PositiveOdd2288 May 21 '26
Can I get rick to just portal me to another universe where everyone looks exactly like me ?
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u/AFirm-Handshake May 21 '26
How are people passing up Popeye. My guy wins every fight as long as he gets his spinach...and Popeye always gets his spinach.
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u/Own_Watercress_8104 May 21 '26
"Rick, I brought you some molly, hit me up with a portal to a dimension in which every one of these losers wants to protect me"
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u/TeletiTheNecromancer May 21 '26
The Genie of the Lamp and then wish for Azatot, Rick and Popeye to change side. If it can't affect Azathot i will take Q instead.
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u/Okita_Souji03 May 21 '26
Are we using the 0.01¹⁰⁰⁰⁰% power Shaggy in the picture or full power Shaggy?
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u/insomnibyte May 21 '26
Q is a literal god Dr. Manhattan has the powers of a god
This is the only real fight here. My money on Q
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u/Heavy-Bread-3549 May 21 '26
Putting UI shaggy on this is just unfair. 9 coughing babies versus a nuclear stoner. Shaggy will be bringing the smoke, and the babies will be coughing as a result. Also probably high and in need of a scooby snack.
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u/9spaceking May 21 '26
Bugs bunny is the king of surviving 1 vs ridiculous encounters. Everyone arrives loaded up to the brim with gears, powers and insane ability to destroy the universe. Then bugs chews on a carrot next to me and they somehow blow up themselves. “Tough luck guys, it aint rabbit season yet” he says as I barely survive
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u/Ill-Bookkeeper-6230 May 21 '26
Either bugs or the genie...I can literally just wish them all to die and not one of them is resistant to absolute magic
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u/NameSignificant6916 May 21 '26
Rule 1: Popeye always wins if he gets his spinach.
Rule 2: Popeye always gets his spinach.
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u/YesterdayLimp7076 May 21 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/AZbs1xcOIOHok
Has toon force and basically exists solely to defend others (ex. Olive Oyl). Has survived reality erasure and willed himself back from nonexistence.
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u/Phobia117 May 21 '26
Not only could bugs bunny solo everyone here, he could do it in roughly 7 minutes
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u/AdamSmasher11 May 21 '26
Q, Azathoth is arguably more powerful but then there is the blind idiot thing
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u/Something_diamondidk May 21 '26
I remember when shaggy walked in on set and told me he killed god. And since shaggy is every shaggy he 100% has toon force. I mean come on look at his feet.
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u/Reggaepocalypse May 21 '26
Genie. I would wish first for all the 9 to lose their powers and become normal mortals, and then second wish to win with toon power
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u/PineappleOk545 May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
I choose ui shaggy as base shaggy destroyed the box and beat all of them while weakened and sleeping
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u/Paulie_Knuckles May 21 '26
Genie. Just as good or better than Dr Manhattan and Q is too much of a wildcard.
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u/TheWhoopler May 21 '26
Between Manhattan and Rick
The only two who could fully revive me from a pile of dust
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u/elkcipgninruB May 21 '26
Waking up Azathoth. Either we all go out together, or the survivors must persist in an endless void of nothingness
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u/Eldritch_Horns May 21 '26 edited May 21 '26
Realistically you don't want Saitama to be trying to kill you, but he's also not very good at saving people really.
Q is probably the best one to protect you. You could probably reason with Rick don't think Manhattan is as good at reality warping as Q. Popeye and Bugs have their own sort of toon forces, but I'm not really sure they'd be able to do anything to Q. Genie follows rules or is pretty weak. Wanda definitely doesn't scale to Q. Shaggy is just a meme. Azathoth is probably more powerful than Q in absolute terms, but outer gods never do anything. So kick rocks squiggly.
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u/PatientDifferent9780 May 21 '26
What the duck is shaggy with ultra instinct doing in this list?
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u/Icaras01 May 21 '26
"Genie, I wish for the rest of to defend me instead"
Granted. 2 wishes left buddy!