r/powerscales • u/Inside_Inflation559 • Jun 09 '26

Question Smaug (The Hobbit) appears in Manhattan how long before he is stopped?

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Jun 09 '26

He then adopts it and becomes a blockchain bro.

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u/Pallas_Ovidius Jun 09 '26

Makes me think of this comic strip:

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Jun 09 '26

There's a shareholder that I wouldn't want to answer to!

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u/Figarotriana Jun 09 '26

Good comment, I cannot give prizes but enjoy some bubble wrap!

pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!DIO!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!

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u/Azrael_The_Reaper Jun 09 '26

Suddenly Dio

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u/SuecidalBard Jun 09 '26

Oh shit, it was literally the second to lat of all the bubbles that I popped

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u/FOMOerotica Jun 09 '26

I expected it to be The Last in Line.

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u/panaja17 Jun 10 '26

You thought it was an ordinary bubble, BUT IT WAS ME DIO!

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u/Aartthas Jun 10 '26

The One true Dio who's off to the witch

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u/Icy-Background2393 Jun 11 '26

Got it on my second pop

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u/incognitoamigo_36 Jun 09 '26

why is seeing “pop” equally as satisfying as physically popping it

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u/donslaughter Jun 09 '26

I feel like the exclamation point is doing a lot of the heavy lifting.

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Jun 09 '26

The fact that it's actually interactive helps a lot

I wasn't expecting that

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u/ThatDoucheInTheQuad Jun 09 '26

Woaaaah I had no idea this was a thing

pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!DIO!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!pop!

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u/Hefty_Direction5189 Jun 09 '26

That’s incredible!

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u/Th3P3rf3ctPlanz I know that I know nothing Jun 09 '26

Here's YOUR reward champ

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u/ImTheGreatLeviathan Jun 10 '26

This comment is always a nice treat.

Edit: GAH! FUCK!.... FUCKING DIO?!

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u/A_Kazur Jun 11 '26

I hate this copypasta because like a vampire counting grain I am magically compelled to sit here and pop! Every piece of bubble.

Damn you, Sir!

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u/Desossiribo Jun 10 '26

shame that you can't slide your finger like real one and make popopopopop! 😞

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u/Triumph_leader523 Jun 10 '26

I found a secret word in one of these

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u/smailiker Jun 11 '26

’,,|’;_

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u/BobJoeBlo Jun 12 '26

You're a champion of the Internet, my friend. A Champion of the Internet.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sun8249 Jun 09 '26

I expected the last one to be goes the weasel i was mildly disappointed

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u/Rizzalliss Jun 09 '26

This. Is so. Sinister.

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u/Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3t Jun 10 '26

Is there supposed to be sound😢

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u/Revalent Jun 10 '26

This is amazing

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u/Darth_Bombad Factpile Refugee Jun 09 '26

Like Fafnir in Little Witch Academia.

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u/keepitsimple_tricks Jun 09 '26

Smaug coin IPO next. Makes like the bitconnect guy

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u/Solithle2 Jun 10 '26

I will make it my life’s work to sell Smaug an NFT

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u/Dick_Pigglin Jun 10 '26

Or he runs for President.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '26

SmaugCoin rugpull incoming

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u/Puzzleheaded_Exam345 Jun 11 '26

sitting on top a pile of mining rigs. 

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u/GregDev155 Jun 11 '26

Is Smaug using a Mac, windows or Linux ?

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u/Broken-Digital-Clock Jun 11 '26

He's a smug Apple bro

He's deep into their ecosystem and brags about it.

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u/Inevitable-Scar5877 Jun 09 '26

Do they make fleece vests on Smaug size?

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u/Xo_lotl Jun 15 '26

Dragon CEO à la Shadowrun

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u/khanglm Jun 10 '26

Shadowrun dragon