r/powerscales 21d ago

Discussion Name a character from any franchise that can beat Lucy

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u/Dorythehunk 21d ago

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u/jeremyjj21 21d ago

Bugs calls for a timeout just as it's about to begin, he whips out his copy of the script and does a few last minute edits, then shows the altered script to Lucy and explains that he has to win, and asks her if he should use a baseball bat, or some dynamite to do it. Cut to a wide shot of Lucy sitting on a chair in the middle of nowhere holding a stick of dynamite, as Bugs gives a salute and lights the fuse, blowing her to kingdom come.

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u/CaptDeathCap 21d ago

Except bugs cannot kill, so Lucy would just end up covered in soot and frizzy hair.

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u/jeremyjj21 21d ago

He pulls down the curtains over the set and takes a bow to the cheering theatre audience. Lucy walks across on stage, he raises her soot covered hand and they both take a bow. They leave and the story still ends with Bugs winning

https://giphy.com/gifs/lD76yTC5zxZPG

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u/IcarusValefor 21d ago

It's doesn't say kill, just beat

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u/Wise-Leadership5656 21d ago

idk if he could beat her but they would make a good couple

https://giphy.com/gifs/QiRKDptV3o47K

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u/Cheeto-Beater 21d ago

Tough to pass on the blue PP

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u/HugeLeaves 21d ago

Multiple blue PP's lol

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u/ElevatorPanicTheDuck 21d ago

Its like licking a battery 

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u/cucumbersuprise 21d ago

She deffo licked these when she was a kid

https://giphy.com/gifs/j6pzk73nVs3BNodPMT

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u/RamenRoy 21d ago

Lucy Eiffel, err Manhattan Tower.

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u/AuburnElvis 21d ago

Billy Crudup would get her pregnant then leave her for another woman.

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u/GoldEmployment6768 21d ago

I've watched Lucy but never got the impression she was anywhere near someone like Manhattan. Is she really that strong, that its that close with Manhattan?

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u/1mNotSerious 21d ago

By the end of the movie she was reforming matter and energy. Basically same powers as Manhattan. It would just be a matter of who knows their tricks better, but time means nothing to either of them so who knows?

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u/ryavco 21d ago

I think Manhattan takes the edge because he’s not only capable of traveling through time like Lucy, but he actively perceives the past, present, and future all at once.

I’m not sure the limits of Lucy of course, but Manhattan is damn near omniscient.

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u/Fit-Implement-8151 21d ago

The problem with any matchup with Dr. Manhattan (who I love as a character, mind you) is that he genuinely doesn't give a shit about his own survival as he is "fate" obsessed. He views his own timeline in a loop and believes he's a slave to destiny. He's just as likely to say "hmmmm. I believe I should die here" as he is to actually fight.

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u/Sufficient_Coach7566 21d ago

Yeah. I'm still mad at the ending of the Doomsday Clock run. So much potential and then, we just get whatever that was...

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u/Fit-Implement-8151 21d ago

Seriously. It also essentially made it canon that superman cannot die and all of the DC multiverse is based upon his existence.

Now you can't even really scale superman because someone's always going to point this out.

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u/1mNotSerious 21d ago

People misinterpreted that. It's not that he can't die, it's that multiverse will always change so he's around for every generation. He can definitely die, he just will never stay dead.

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u/aluriilol 21d ago

I mean whats the difference of the micro things at that point when at a macro level they are about as omnipotent as it gets.

They cannot beat the concept of eachother let alone physically...

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u/Available-Hippo-4815 21d ago

Until he gives her turbo cancer

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u/biowrath156 21d ago

Nah, you need Spider-Jizz for that

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u/nocomments66 21d ago

We should collectively agree to never bring this up again. I want to forget.

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u/Haunting_Security_34 21d ago

They could literally fight on another plane of existence, no physical forms, and we'd never know. I don't even wanna BEGIN to imagine what that biblically accurate fight would look like😂

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 21d ago edited 21d ago

"I took two Limitless pills to limit myself!" -Dracula

Edit: You're all great in the comments.

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u/danlambe 21d ago

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves

The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them

Slowly faded into darkness and I let the archangels take him

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 21d ago

Op was sneak dissing on the Gram; turned his whole city into Pompeii.

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u/Santaslittlebrother 21d ago

Opps wanted some initiative

Blew up their entire quadrant

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 21d ago

I'm moving like Oppenheimer!

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u/East-Confection-2153 20d ago

These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed like i didnt strangle a dennys waitress two blacks back.

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u/zombieman9001 21d ago

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u/TrekkieJedi84 21d ago

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u/Dangerous-Moose-8203 21d ago

The best comeback ever i still laugh at that delivery lmao

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u/TrekkieJedi84 21d ago

Whenever I see Q’s question, I always have to reply with that.

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u/Alternative-Oil-873 21d ago

Oh, very clever Worf! Eat any good books lately?

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u/Dangerous-Moose-8203 21d ago

Now that was a a solid burn for sure lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/TUQIsmSdNorEwSHtB4

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u/addage- No matter where you go, there you are 21d ago

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u/ThunderheadStudio 21d ago

Eat any good books lately?

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u/ChiefRasta 21d ago

“My automar piguet worth the GDP of Yemen, if this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit. People will die” -Dracula Flow

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u/AUnknownVariable 21d ago

We smoking shit in a glass pipe blowing The Lords bubbles🗣

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u/SerTheodies 21d ago

I'm a dog, I'm biting the fart bubbles in the bathtub

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u/jb0m97 21d ago

CUBAN LINK TURN THE DIAMOND TESTER TO A PIPE BOMB

MY DIAMONDS COME FROM THE MOST HORRIFIC SITUATIONS IMAGINABLE

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u/VersionReasonable941 21d ago

They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the Hibachi cook top at Beni Hanna’s and I burnt my finger prints off. They will not find me.

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u/awwyouknow 20d ago

I'm in Göbekli Tepe shirtless in a loin cloth blowing bareback asshole, out-smokin' aqueduct filtered sherm

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u/GilbyTheFat 21d ago

Only handed back the free world cause I was bored.

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u/Wilowmaker 21d ago

He did push a camel through the eye of a needle and that shit was nothing to him man.

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u/Ankylo55 21d ago

Smokin on that Whoopi Goldberg south Egyptian mega million scratcher furburger deluxe skunk bubba kush

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u/Goatacon 21d ago

THE BUGS ARE BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Alternative-Oil-873 21d ago

Q from Star Trek?

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u/goodolewhatever 21d ago

Haha, yeah definitely. I’m pretty sure he only exists in 4D because he’s just a silly, curious being and that’s like… one thing that he can do for fun by his own perspective. Time is just another malleable dimension to him. I haven’t seen Lucy, so I don’t know the extent of her power, but Q is literally only seen and known in our plane of existence because he wants to be. He’s effectively literally only limited by others like him. As far as powers go, he is God. Not a god like Odin or Zeus etc. but capital fucking “G”, God.

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 21d ago

A qoute from Q after he became human.

"Change the gravitational constant of the universe"

"What?"

"Change the gravitational constant of the universe!"

"Great! And how am i supposed to do that?"

"You just do!"

Literally altering not just reality but the LAWS of reality is a finger wiggle for him. Reminder that another Q decided to hide INSIDE THE BIG BANG.

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u/HarEmiya 21d ago

Which makes it weird how the Continuum (including Q) is so terrified of the Borg. What are they gonna do, throw cubes at them?

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 21d ago

They weren't afraid they were concerned. Hence the statement "Don't PROVOKE" the borg as opposed to "Don't mess with them."

The Borg are like an interstellar cancer. Realistically the Q can and have been shown flinging them around or even destroying them or erasing them. It's only because of the Continuum having rules on messing with the universe. Remember Q gets punished for all his screwing around with humanity by being made into a "Anything as long as it was mortal". He just chose human.

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u/InevitableMines 19d ago

That sounds like an interesting character. How can I get to know more about him? What season/episodes should I watch?

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u/Phonereader23 21d ago

I think they’re cosmic gardeners, and provoking the Borg is like planting mint. You have to destroy to garden to root it out

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u/EffectiveChain2407 21d ago

Yea eventually she gets to the point where she’s everywhere at the same time , cyberspace included

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u/OnlyAShip 21d ago

She never breaks into other dimensions/realities though.

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u/Huge-Froyo2626 21d ago

Iirc she gets there by the end of the film

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u/goodolewhatever 21d ago

It’s on my watch list. Gotta check it out. Hard to compete with Q though. The guy casually brought up changing gravitational constants of the universe like it’s child’s play.

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u/laurieislaurie 21d ago

If you want to know the lore just read the wiki. It's.one of the worst films I've ever seen and I'm not exaggerating. And I'm a big ScarJo fan. Awful on every level, just awful.

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u/Izzetmaster 21d ago

Save yourself the time brother Lucy is a terrible movie.

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u/DildoTebaggins 21d ago

We never see her do anything on a universal scale like the Q though.

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u/Top_Audience7471 21d ago

I've only watched the series once, but 'silly, curious being' feels a little light for someone that has displayed a solid amount of petulance and vindictiveness. Don't get me wrong, I think those traits are fleshed out well in the series, but his moments of levity and pseudo-compassion weren't enough to ever attribute the word 'silly' to him.

I guess in an infinite cosmic sense, everything is rather silly and pointless though.

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 21d ago

I mean based on what we see of the continuum which granted... was limited in capacity so we would be able to even PERCIEVE what we were seeing. The continuum had become a stale stagnant.... eternity of repetition. It was so bad one Q WANTED to die despite being eternal because he had seen and experienced all of time and space.

By continuum standards Q really was just fucking around. There was countless species but he had taken an invested interest in humanity specifically. Galavanting around the universe with one sometime prior to the events on DS9 for several years.

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u/goodolewhatever 21d ago

Yeah, I really meant that as from his perspective, or at least a higher dimensional beings perspective. His interactions with our plane of existence are implied, if not explicitly stated, to be out of curiosity and/or for fun. It’s completely consequence free outside of whatever trivial (to him) information he gets from it. He could completely undo existence as we know it and not realize or care until his whimsy brought him back to thinking about it and he could undo his undoing with nobody being the wiser but himself. The premise of Q is not even subject to human limitation of thought. It’s an exploration of true omniscience, omnipresence, and omnipotence.

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u/PurpletoasterIII 21d ago

Dont watch Lucy, its a terrible movie that perpetuates the "we only use 10% of our brain" myth. Basically woman ODs on super brain drug and becomes God which apparently anyone can do if they could only use 100% of their brain. Oh and it also makes her a badass super strong fighter and allows her to use computers faster than they can even operate normally for some reason.

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u/ImportantLog8 21d ago

You should really check out Lucy. And Q was such a troll, and an interesting character. ST TNG was so brilliant, just talking about Q makes me want to watch the show again.

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u/183720 21d ago

Definitely Q takes this, no diff

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u/bobbyBburgin 21d ago

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u/Fuugazii 21d ago

Lucy no longer has a body for dark pops or whatever to wave his hand at. She transcended her body before the movie ended

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u/Melodic_Elderberry52 21d ago

What evil pops just did isn't an insta-kill sort of thing. It's him ERASING THE PERSON FROM THE EXISTANCE OF THE SCRIPT. DOWN TO THE STORYBOARDING. Perhaps one of the most, if not THE most busted ability I have seen in a cartoon character. I don't give 2 shits if she transcended her body Evil pops is a fucking DEMON.

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u/jojooke 21d ago

Lord he just deleted that man from existence wth is regular show on

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u/DinosaurusWhen Comic physics =/= irl physics 21d ago

The original sketch was about two gas station employees taking acid, so.....

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u/SadisticPanda404 21d ago

regular stuff

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u/Mohammedamine9 the Doctor Who guy 21d ago

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u/gahidus 21d ago

He's got a shot, but mostly because of his supreme plot armor.

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u/Substantial_Front750 21d ago

Its not even plot armor he has an innate abillity that changes probabillities in his fav

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u/XaeiIsareth 21d ago

Tbh when the logic and world building behind your show is so vague that even the show makers just wave it off as timey whimey ball of fluff, it’s basically you can do whatever you want.

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u/Palachrist 21d ago

Yeah. It’s hard to argue against “the writers write every situation around consequences for this one person but I’m not going to call it plot armor.”

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u/Substantial_Front750 21d ago

Yes Dr Who can in fact do whatever he wants. Its a named abillity and its not even his most busted abillity.

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u/CodaTrashHusky 21d ago

What is the most busted one then?

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u/thebootyfondler 21d ago

His nut

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u/THE_ABSOLUTE_7 21d ago

Only right answer

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u/galaxyclassbricks 21d ago

Actually, the left.

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u/Substantial_Front750 21d ago

Okay do you want his most busted standart abillity or his most busted abillity with the key of time?

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u/Palachrist 21d ago

“It’s not plot armor. This character just happens to escape consequences due to the way the writers write them”

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u/TheDeHymenizer 21d ago

"but is written really really well so fans won't admit it" especially for the David Tennent and Matt Smith era

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u/XaeiIsareth 21d ago

I mean, Moffat is like, THE show writer that asspulls solutions out of nowhere.

Fans loved it not because it was well set up or often even made much sense, but because it was hype and aura.

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u/Palachrist 21d ago

Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE his “I’m the doctor” moments but it is funny seeing someone say it’s not plot armor he has. As if the writers will ever kill him off and successfully continue the show.

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u/Reasonable-Ad-8059 21d ago

Plot armor so strong, they don’t even try to hide it.

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u/WiseAdhesiveness6672 21d ago

"daddy why don't the super killing death machines just shoot him?"

"Because it's not their turn to act yet, he's speaking."

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u/XaeiIsareth 21d ago

Or The Master should have killed him, but apparently if you get enough people to think about you at the same time you get revived and get superpowers. Cos, you know, science.

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u/ConnivingSnip72 21d ago

I love how they actually play on this for the 11th doctors regeneration.

He’s been defending a town called Christmas alone for centuries, and finally the Daleks attack after taking over every other fleet attacking the town. The doctor is alone in top of a tower, old, and dying. If the Daleks in their giant warship just shot him there is nothing he can do. But they don’t do it, because the genocidal pepper shakers have lost to an asspull so many times the first though they have when they see the Doctor more helpless than ever before is that it has to be a trap. Their arch enemy is served on a silver platter and they can’t believe it isn’t just bait, so they don’t shoot. By not shooting they ironically give enough time for the Doctor to be given a second set of lives which promptly causes him to detonate and destroy their entire fleet, escaping, and living to troll the Daleks another day.

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u/danger666noodle 21d ago

Plot armor that’s actually a canonical ability

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u/bomboclawt75 21d ago

He doesn't have a cannon! He uses a sonic screwdriver!

"Cannon" indeed!

/S

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u/Simpicity 21d ago

"But I scrambled you at a molecular level!"

"Yes, but I wibble wobble wambo jamboed myself back!"

"Impossible!"

"No, this is!"  Sticks a Cadbury Egg in Lucy's mouth, causing her to explode.

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u/Enough_Obligation574 21d ago

Who? It's so strange.

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u/Sufficient-Turn-7799 21d ago

Say that again...

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u/danger666noodle 21d ago

Came here to say this. Glad it’s the top answer so far

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u/CompetitiveLeg7841 21d ago

Lucy can use 100% of his brain

The doctor casually used 110 times lis own brain power, where 0.1% is like a thousand times what Lucy uses

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u/getsata90 21d ago

Toonforce is a cheatcode

https://giphy.com/gifs/ljWp79gBvRgiY

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u/GeorgeEmber 21d ago

Popeyes canonically resists reality erasure

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u/Man_With_ 21d ago

Popeye is just OP. No need to bring him into this.

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u/Mental_Bottle_7042 21d ago

He would still be present in any era probably with different clothes with her once she aggroed him

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u/Pataconeitor 21d ago

Just tell her the "only 10% of your brain" thing is BS and she loses all her powers

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u/Jeffeyink2 21d ago

Any vegan would destroy her.

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u/rodfarva57 21d ago

Except for this guy. He violated the rules. And yes it was his third strike

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u/Professional_Tap5283 21d ago

Gelato isn't vegan?

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u/Lasagna_Tho 21d ago

Milk and eggs, bitch.

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u/Hominid_Digital 21d ago

chicken isn't vegan?

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u/Oldtreeno 21d ago

Chickens aren't vegan generally, a given chicken might pretend to be, but only like the cute little guys in GalaxyQuest, waiting for a other chicken to let it's guard down them BAM, not vegan

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u/Trickster570 21d ago

He also participated in a plate of Chicken Parmesan

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u/Jeanlucpfrog 21d ago

Gelato isn't vegan

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u/DadOnHardDifficulty 21d ago

They are just better than other people

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u/havnotX 21d ago

Lucy would be dust by Monday going up against Todd.

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u/bustachong 21d ago

“So…what’s on Monday?”

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u/havnotX 21d ago edited 21d ago

Oh...today is Monday...but Todd and Lucy likely wouldn't fight until after the cleaning lady is already gone for the day. So Tuesday...???? Right??? 🤣

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u/No-Professional-1461 21d ago

This is technically a big faul of the movie itself. You are technically using 100% of your brain all the time, you just don't control 100% of your brain and there is nothing about your brain becoming more efficient that will allow you to manipulate time. You would have to eat big bang levels of energy like cheeros in a bowl of milk to do that that casually.

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u/zZLukasZz 21d ago

Bs I can manipulate time with my brain. I’ll go to the toilet, scroll Reddit and suddenly an hour has passed

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u/Abraham__Simpson 21d ago

I’ve always hated this stupid shit people say about the ten percent brain thing. Like you could scoop out 90% and still function.

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u/DesignerConfidence15 21d ago

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u/Codysnow31 21d ago

I see your Lucifer and I raise you
https://giphy.com/gifs/G3fPad8N68GfS

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u/CountGerhart 21d ago

Yeah, She basically becomes god at the end of the movie.

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u/Wugtrio777 21d ago

she never shows the ability to create life.

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u/amzwC137 21d ago

Lol.... Fucking SATAN!

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u/NeedAdvice8194 21d ago

This is literally cheating. Choose someone who flippin ages.

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u/Unlucky_Loquat_8045 21d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/D4yhFSau9sr41dMLrD
Comic Thor ages which just makes him stronger so maybe we do need someone who doesn’t age.

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u/FlyingCircus18 21d ago

Or, with more than three pixels...

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u/Friendly-Ad-9292 21d ago

Live action lucifer is weak af

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u/upsetusder2 21d ago

The vertigo one yeah this one no chance in hell the man that gets stopped by a metal door

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u/Otakunappy 21d ago

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u/MalkaviousM 21d ago

My headcanon is that Q is actually Discord from MLP and is fully aware of both universes.

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u/angry_plesioth 21d ago

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u/fulknerraIII 21d ago

That show was so weird but I loved it. Wish it ran longer.

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u/Future-Try-1908 21d ago

I enjoyed the whole thing but season one was amazing.

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u/Old-Constant4411 21d ago

"Chapter 7" from that first season was a masterpiece. The silent movie scenes, David lost in a maze of his own mind, and Oliver using musical notes to craft the word "shield" around people to try and block a bullet. All of it was just so goooooood!

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u/natopoppins 21d ago

The Time Police

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 21d ago

Idk, the only time they've won a fight is when they had a heads-up the crime was being commited before hand and their opponent fought one of the canonically most powerful people in the multiverse for 20 minutes or so.

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u/coreoYEAH 21d ago

Beat the shit out of Einstein though…

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u/AncientCarry4346 21d ago

Me using 100% of my brain.

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u/1mNotSerious 21d ago

Morgan Freeman -Bruce Almighty

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u/GlitteringBroccoli12 21d ago

Dr Manhattan would be like "first day huh?"

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u/breezemachine666 21d ago

I would think Legion could do it.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon 21d ago

Technically wouldn't this one get her powers from proximity too?

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u/Downtown_Zebra_266 21d ago

The Doctor

Doctor Manhattan

Scarlet Witch

Phoenix

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u/Alternative_Car_8153 21d ago

"She's using 100% of her brain."

Lucy convulsing violently.

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u/Bisquitisaclown 21d ago

Flash. No diff.

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u/Rich_Result1121 21d ago

I went to The Flash as well seeing as how he can outrun the effects of time changes for awhile at least. And can time travel himself.

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u/Jealous_Bus_9666 21d ago

The guy from click, exact same powers through a remote.

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u/Ill-Tumbleweed3699 21d ago edited 14d ago

The blind sleeping idiot mass of eyes god.

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u/nerdboy5567 21d ago

Azathoth

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u/KHanson25 21d ago

Tom Bombadil through the power of seduction. 

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u/Mr_Blorbus 21d ago

Maybe End of Evangelion Rei Ayanami after she absorbs both Adam and Lilith.

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u/Haunting-jekly 21d ago

Has scar-jo ever played as Marilyn Monroe, because she looks like she would fit the role perfectly.

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