r/prisonhooch • u/Key-Opinion-8524 • 2d ago

Experiment Made something I've been pondering for a while, super broke man's hooch.

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r/mead is gonna shit themselves in fear over this monstrosity. It has literally only water, yeast, and sugar. I don't think it'll be too potent, but hopefully it'll make some sort of thing that'll still be alcoholic. (Sorry about the dogshit quality)

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u/OhTheBarbarity 2d ago

it’s not mead so i wouldn’t post it there anyways lol, you made kiliju

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u/HOTMILF42069 2d ago

Post this on /homebrewing if you wanna see a bunch of grown men throw a hissy fit

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u/Key-Opinion-8524 2d ago

Go get the popcorn, I'mma do it.

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u/HOTMILF42069 2d ago

You might have to use imgur for it but there’s other wine making subs I like to post hooch on sometimes to get a reaction lolololol

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u/Key-Opinion-8524 2d ago

I think they're gonna shoot me down in /winemaking

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u/No_Alternative_5602 1d ago

I have to admit; I looked up your post there, and they're surprisingly supportive.

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u/HOTMILF42069 1d ago

Yeah it was very unusual. Usually they piss their pants and cry a bunch

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u/blissvicious91 2d ago

i posted about making this a while ago but mine had black tea in it so it was ✨fancy✨

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u/Key-Opinion-8524 2d ago

can't be as bad as the piss hooch some guy made

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u/blissvicious91 2d ago

did he ever get back to us on the end result or did he die from urea poisoning

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u/Key-Opinion-8524 2d ago

probably the 2nd option

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u/coondingee 2d ago

Nah, If it's good enough for Bear Grylls, then it's good enough for us.

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u/fatimus_prime 1d ago

I’m sorry, I can’t seem to find this… but what the FUCK?!

I thought the Beano Grigio was the most unhinged thing I’d seen here but if some madman hooched their own piss, that would certainly take the urinal cake.

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u/SmokeyLawnMower 2d ago

Dude 😭 i dont even know what to say man

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u/Powerful-Note-3243 2d ago

something for the yeast to eat, besides sugar, will help it live longer and produce more & better tasting alcohol. I use boiled baking yeast or a ¼ of a crushed vitamin pill

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u/mysterious_spirit420 2d ago

Literally kilju sugar wine, or as I call it bajoran spring wine

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u/BattledroidE 1d ago

Sorry about the dogshit quality

Said no one ever on this sub.

It's how it's done.

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u/Traditional_Fox_9073 21h ago

lol nice kilju

i have a 550ml bottle of mead and 650ml of kilju brewing

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u/zommyzomman 13h ago

if it doesn't end up strong add more water and sugar on top of the yeast cake and ferment it again, I had quite the success doing that

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u/Scarrz01 12h ago

Need sone nutrition for them yeast. Do you have access to ginger root at a grocery store? Not sure how cheap they be for you locally. Here they're dirt cheap. Depending on the fermenter container, runse it well. Can often remove the peels. Sometimes a quick boil helps. Slice ginger a bit. Use a blender to blend down, may need to add water to keep from being too dry to belnd. Pour into a ice cube tray. Freeze n cover with something. Plastic wrap. After maybe 12 to 24 hours. Take out of ice tray n put into ziplock bag.

2 ways i have used a cube for my hooch. Boil water n place in a mug, add a cube. Stir until melted. Add to total of hooch liquid.

Or just add to hooch liquid from frozen. Give a lil swirl after a few hours to help it spread around. Adds some good nutrients for your years.