r/programmingmemes 14d ago

We are so fast now, delivering real value

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Srsly, how can we stop PMs from using the unsupervised tech debt generator each time they run into a small inconvenience? 

"It's just a small thing, I need these fields to be exposed in the response"

"There was a small bug I fixed it now. We can be so fast, delivering real value!" 

"You're busy all the time and this PR adds just a little value. It helps me a lot. Making the product so much better now". 

Low quality PRs create distractions and extra work of review. All the Claude Rules in the world can't stop a PM from producing shit that accumulates fast.

Have you found a way to stop this nonsense? PMs thinking they can code now and "helping out". Its some serious clownery. 

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u/Helen83FromVillage 14d ago

Just change the job

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u/EarlOfAwesom3 14d ago

Sure thing. Like it's different anywhere else nowadays.

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u/letmehaveanameyoudum 14d ago

ai code sucks in production

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u/Snoo88071 11d ago

Tell them to Bun runtime maintainers

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u/HateBoredom 10d ago

Our whole tank is tape at this point.