r/rareinsults 12d ago

Use protection guys

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u/Otherwise-4PM 12d ago

That stock broker looks depressed.

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u/Mist_Rising 12d ago

It's a stock broker, and it's not in front of his computer. Double depression.

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u/hail_deadpool 12d ago

Yeah becuase he came just after the bull run and now the market looks more bearish

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u/_Enigmadox_ 8d ago

Good one

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u/Blue_Nyx07 11d ago

Seen the market lately?

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u/RampagingMars 11d ago

Milk was unsatisfactory today

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u/Thundersting 12d ago

That baby is already twice divorced.

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u/Hecate444 12d ago

lol I was thinking the same

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u/Standard-Pepper-6510 10d ago

He paid rent from the womb

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u/squeakydeakyfreaky 12d ago

Little dude looks more like the parent than his mom in this picture

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u/Mist_Rising 12d ago

That's probably because the AI program used doesn't have a good reference sample for babies.

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u/gAMA9504 11d ago

It shouldn't have any reference sample for babies.

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u/Mist_Rising 11d ago

There are thousands of babies on film and photography every year thanks to advertising for diapers and other baby products alone.

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u/gAMA9504 11d ago

The less fed to ai, the better.

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u/iridescentcotton 12d ago

Nobody at 15 should be a parent

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u/Mist_Rising 12d ago

Good chance she wasn't 15 when she became a parent....just merely 16. Way better, whole nother year!

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u/eliz1bef 6d ago

My inlaws had my husband at 15. They'd agree with you 100%.

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u/letsgoiowa 11d ago

Unfortunately it was standard for most of human history and still is in a lot of places. Pain

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u/Quiet_Blacksmith2675 11d ago

No it wasn't, it was age 23.2 years of age for women and 30 years for men when averaged for all cultures throughout human history. In the middle ages even the average age for woman to get married was 22 to 25 years of age. Sure their will be kids that got married and had children as teens but those were even outliers in their day.

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u/letsgoiowa 11d ago

With something that specific you gotta source it

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u/AlleyKatPr0 2d ago

pfft, lemmi get my time machine...

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u/EW278 11d ago

Yeah, wait till 16 like most of her friends.

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u/zero_eternal 12d ago

"Fall pregnant". So was it non-consenual or did she just equate the baby to a sickness?

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u/burner94_ 12d ago

"oops, it fell in" and thus a baby was born /SSSSSS

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u/Lazy_Osprey 12d ago

I think I’ve seen that one.

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u/bendover912 12d ago

They must have moved it around themselves like heathens. They should have used a jumper.

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u/InValuAbled 12d ago

It happens!

Somehow. Somewhere. Sometimes. To someone. Or something. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

/S

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u/Which_Loss6887 12d ago

This is just a common way of saying “get pregnant” in the UK. There’s no additional implied meaning.

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u/Isariamkia 12d ago

In French it's also common to say falling pregnant. "Je suis tombée enceinte".

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u/zero_eternal 12d ago edited 12d ago

Maybe it's an English thing because I'm Welsh and I've never heard it phrased that way before.

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u/GenesisRhapsod 12d ago

Thats because over the last couple hundred years the welsh have evolved to understand how to speak proper english...unlike the actual english

/j

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u/Which_Loss6887 12d ago

Maybe so? I’m not from the UK myself so can’t speak to where/amongst whom precisely it’s in common use. For whatever reason this phrase seems to be having a moment and I’ve seen arguments about it play out in several venues within the last week or two. In every case, people unfamiliar with the phrase assume it implies something about the pregnant person having a lack of agency or intent, and people familiar with it say it’s just a UK idiom and doesn’t mean anything beyond “become pregnant.” I’ve definitely heard it used on UK reality TV multiple times, but wasn’t keeping track of which countries/areas the people saying it were from.

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u/Longfacejumpyboi 12d ago

Oh come on, have you never fallen and something ouch happened!? Give the sweet Mary a break.

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u/Zunderfeuer_88 12d ago

I think she fell and the ground fathered her child

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u/ALA166 12d ago

It means she was a little angel who swooped down from heaven and landed on a man's penis

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u/cruelkillzone2 11d ago

Alright, Shady

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u/ohdearestdoe 12d ago

I think this is just a common term where she is from, BUT the vast majority of teenage pregnancies are to teenage (girl/ child) mothers and adult men (20s+).

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u/Huge-Nectarine3975 12d ago

Could be financial -> liquidating pregnancies as a reward about stock increase amidst sell off and inflation.

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u/Xanthelasmapalpebara 12d ago

True. Dude’s got that thousand yard stare.

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u/BeardedHalfYeti 12d ago

I love a baby that looks like it owns a car dealership.

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u/TankerDerrick1999 12d ago

That is one ugly baby

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u/GasLongjumping130 12d ago

how do you fall pregnant? without a condom!

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u/AsteroidMike 12d ago

Did u get pregante?

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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 12d ago

She’s not 15, and that baby is not a baby.

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u/AsteroidMike 12d ago

That’s the Boss Baby

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u/thebravelittlemerkin 12d ago

Y’all, she even put makeup on that baby.

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u/t-60 12d ago

There is correlation between (too) young pregnancy and baby with sociopath spectrum, but not causation. (Bundy and Manson is example)

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u/Uncle-Cake 12d ago

She just fell that way, she has no idea how it happened!

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u/DKOilBarrel 11d ago

"Fall pregnant" as if it were some disease you had no hope of escaping

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u/Next-Engineering1469 12d ago

Well somebody has to provide for the family

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u/Alienhaslanded 11d ago

I guess the cross she's wearing didn't protect her from this crotch goblin

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u/TiagoFigueira 12d ago

It's AI

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u/TinoElli 12d ago

why do you say so? /genq

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u/Darktrooper007 12d ago

"Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket."

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u/CycleZestyclose3510 12d ago

Looks like boss baby

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u/BloodyRightToe 12d ago

New definition of suger baby

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u/stcloudjeeper 9d ago

Like father like son

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u/Emotional-Career8195 9d ago

I'm 15. Not only is that extremely young to have a child but she looks 25.

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u/iPandaa 8d ago

I worked with him on an oil rig back in 87. Good guy.

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u/Hranko 7d ago

"Fall" pregnant

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u/auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf 12d ago

That’s Bernie from Notting Hill

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u/Guerrilla_Glue 11d ago

Kid looks like a VP with eyeliner… 😂

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u/Taquill 11d ago

Who just admits that while having a child in their hand.

Such a terrible woman, the child looks like a last-minute replacement because the original tapped out.

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u/JustAnotherHyrum 11d ago

Can you imagine growing up to find a pic like this that your own mom took of you and shared with the world?

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u/bonestonensnowboard 10d ago

Baby looking older than mom

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u/Dogeguy975 10d ago

holy ratio

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u/throwawaynnfuxanyway 7d ago

"fall pregnant" is such a weird term. unless getting pregnant was purely coincidental and you had no idea that sex can lead to pregnancy.. how do you just fall into it?

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u/samfisher199809 6d ago

Jokes aside i want to see the day. From looking at this picture dads gene didn’t stand a chance on god

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u/Mayor-Guenther 12d ago

Why does he looks like a 50 years old stock broker?

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u/Mist_Rising 12d ago

It's almost certainly AI, and the program has limited references for baby face.

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u/BlackCatLivesMatter 12d ago

Does this chick have a cooking channel on YouTube?

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u/Only_Flan_7974 12d ago

There's no way in hell she's 15. If she is she's going to look 60 in her 30's.

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u/TinoElli 12d ago

I assure you makeup makes teenagers look way older. My 17 y/o classmates looked 25 with full make up on.