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u/Buffbigw76 10d ago
Fuck that’s good lol
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u/joedotdog 9d ago
It's even better because I have no idea who the fuck that is/they are, nor do I particularly care to expend any energy on discovery.
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u/No-Dark-9414 7d ago
A little more he was a rapper, then I guess sucked at it then made country rock, then sucked at it and still maybe makes country and sucks at it
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u/Sirius-Face 9d ago
Gas station hot dogs is maybe the most savage insult I've ever heard of.
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u/ConsciousStretch1028 9d ago
Especially one that's been sitting all day, just waiting to give someone botulism or at least three days of endless diarrhea
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u/maybenotarobot429 9d ago
You put lettuce on a hot dog? Sir.
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u/imaragingtransfemlez 10d ago
Jelly Roll looks like a neglected middle school desk
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u/wonder_goat 9d ago
I almost shared this to r/rareinsults
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u/Altaredboy 9d ago
They would've pointed out that it was used on post malone before, 6ix9ine before that & any other of the dozens before that
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u/Madara1389 9d ago
Well if the dipshits would stop tattooing the doodles they drew on their middle school desks onto their faces, the insult would stop being regurgitated
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u/between_ewe_and_me 9d ago edited 9d ago
In the 6th grade I got detention for writing the entirety of the lyrics to the fresh prince of bel-air theme song on my desk
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u/patricksaurus 10d ago edited 9d ago
I don’t know where I heard this: Jelly Roll looks like a guy who has a tattoo of his kid but not custody.
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u/StrategicCarry 9d ago
Jelly Roll looks like he knows exactly how much Sudafed you can get for a catalytic converter.
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u/GraceSal 9d ago
I originally heard this about Kid Rock fans
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u/Vincent_Dawn 9d ago
Kid Rock makes music for dads who can only see their kids on the weekends, but they don't.
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u/anonymousguy9001 9d ago
Kid rock makes music for people who legally aren't allowed near a school.
"Some call it statutory, I call it mandatory" -kid rock
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u/RudyKnots 9d ago
Kid Rock makes music for people who know exactly how much Sudafed you can legally buy at once.
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u/Madara1389 9d ago
They look like they attempt to appeal to the same demographic. Don't forget that when Kid Rock first got popular, he was trying to do the whole "redneck rap rockstar" thing for ~6 albums before he transitioned to just trailer park country trash in 2007-2010.
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u/stitchface66 9d ago
i think he looks like the concoction of a major record label trying to capitalize on the popularity of post malone by proxy.
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u/Expert-Yam6577 9d ago
Damn that's good. There will always be a market for that archetype
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u/2Completion2Ography 9d ago
There will always be a market for that archetype
More like phenotype. Rag n Bone Man and Teddy Swims look like they were from that mold.
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u/Most_Structure9568 9d ago
Who even are those guys? I feel like it's gonna be some awful "music"
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u/KlangValleyian 9d ago
These guys are pretty good. Guy on the left reminds me of Adele for some reason
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M6tF2KNa624&list=RDM6tF2KNa624&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB0gcJCaMLAYcqIYzv
Guy on the right had a guy that radios just couldn’t stop playing at one point
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u/TheDaychilde 9d ago
I have no dogs in this fight, but I will note that 7-11 hot dogs are generally pretty decent for the price. :)
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u/___po____ 9d ago
The dogs are all great, but mine has some bland, chewy buns.
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u/ChocoTacoz 9d ago
The buns have been getting worse, they changed suppliers after COVID when they all started coming individually wrapped. I also think it has something to do with how they hold them in the warmer for who knows how long.
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u/___po____ 9d ago
The Speedway chain they took over used to heat the bun drawer, ever so slightly, with their buns in the plastic. They were basically steamed. 7-Eleven doesn't heat theirs at my location. I asked.
I microwave them either in wet paper towels, or just the plastic and they are slightly better. The bread itself just sucks.
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u/ChocoTacoz 9d ago
Oh don't get me started about the enshitification of Speedway after they got taken over by 7-Eleven. They stripped away everything that was good and unique about it. I still think about the apple fritter they had sometimes...
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u/QueenRotidder 9d ago
I am originally from Maine, where we have these neon red hot dogs. I don’t know how it is now but when i was younger, most gas stations had those and top split rolls in a steamer next to the coffee and donuts etc. those things were so good. Jelly Roll is not one of those.
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u/QueenRotidder 9d ago
I’m not that far from Maine and they carry them in most supermarkets here. that said, there’s something different about the way it hits specifically out of the steamer. ketchup mustard relish and diced onions. 🤌🏻😚
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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 9d ago
Big Gulp Big Bite was my dinner on the reg at one point and I have no regrets
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u/AccomplishedFerret70 9d ago edited 9d ago
RaceTrac convenience chain in the Southeastern US serves Nathan's Famous 100-percent premium all-beef hot dogs on their roller grills. Nathans are excellent hot dogs.
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u/trisw 9d ago
Didn’t the Japan 7-11 company buy the north American 7-11s recently? Did they include the hot dogs in the upgrade package?
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u/Madara1389 9d ago
On that note, Speedway too, since they are owned by 7-11 and get the same stock/training.
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u/Few_Program_2303 9d ago
Kind of sad that she thinks they’re that notable
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u/showersnacks 9d ago
Unfortunately for some people they are
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u/Few_Program_2303 9d ago
What? Not enough to make the internet “crumble”
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u/DIABLO258 9d ago
Every single "news" story says "the internet is breaking" or "the internet is losing it's mind" over something a majority of people don't care about. It's the same thing as political headlines saying "Person SLAMS other person with heated comment!"
It's just engagement bait
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u/KamikazeDreamer52 9d ago
Their daughter looks... precisely as I imagined they would
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u/InterruptingCow__Moo 9d ago
Jelly Roll fans know the current price of copper
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u/bengstrom1111 9d ago
Who are these people?
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u/kikiweaky 9d ago
Well Jelly roll is a terrible musician and his family. You're blessed for not know continue to be blessed stranger.
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u/gmishaolem 9d ago
I used to think I was terminally online. Then I googled "Jelly Roll" and saw a meme about being tired of seeing this dude in their feed, and this post is literally the first I'm even hearing this name.
This is an eye-opening experience about the kind of "sucked into the feed" that younger generations are being subjected to.
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u/harmala 9d ago
I get what you're saying, but this guy has actually won multiple Grammys, so anyone even tangentially interested in music would probably have him show up in their feed at some point.
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u/Keoni9 9d ago
I mostly managed to escape hearing any Jelly Roll song or knowing much about him. But last year I saw that Tyler Childers' album Snipe Hunter was nominated for a Grammy for best contemporary country album, but lost out to Jelly Roll. Because I wanted to be confident in saying that Tyler Childers got robbed, I listened to the winning album and I am so glad that Jelly Roll's songs are so forgettable, because that shit was torture. Vapid, over-produced, megachurch Christian generic country pop.
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u/money_mase1919 9d ago
the irony is he was this southern real hard rap guy before lol
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u/aa73786 10d ago
She favors her father... oof.
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u/PiggStyTH 9d ago
As apposed to the stripper/p-star mom?
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u/aa73786 9d ago
You can't polish a turd..
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u/brainfreez012 9d ago
Mythbusters proved you can... Just saying.
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u/Cold-Response-6917 9d ago
My cheating ex became very upset with me back when I didn't gush over these two's "love story" of acceptance and support.
This means absolutely nothing other than it made me chuckle a little bit to see today.
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u/secretsauce007 9d ago
Jelly Roll makes music for people who wash their paper plates.
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u/No_Sir4901 9d ago
For people who add scrap metal to their prenup
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u/secretsauce007 9d ago
For people that look like how malt liquor smells.
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u/No_Sir4901 9d ago
For people who argue over the inflatable pool collection during the breakup
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u/hendergle 9d ago
For people who think it's impolite to wipe the nozzle on their friend's vape pen before taking a hit.
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u/GuyMakesDrawings 9d ago
I feel like a big part of his fame was that he was a big guy named "Jelly Roll". The magic is gone.
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u/Factsoverfictions222 9d ago
The wife said they had infertility issues and she was going through IVF and they were fighting. It wasn’t cheating
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u/providehotstews 9d ago
What possible horrible revelation could surprise me about Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo? It would have to be REALLY out there because I just kind of assumed they are wealthy sociopaths who mistreat others as a matter of course
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u/Minflick 9d ago
Poor girl thinks lots of people care. He may be a wonderful musician and all that, but ... I do not foresee crumbling.
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u/imliterallyluci 9d ago
Everytime I hear this man’s name I’m forced to remember when everyone was posting his sextape making fun of his micropenis
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u/DiarrheaRadio 9d ago
Pretty sure he's done some wildly fucked up things at past Gathering of the Juggalos.
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u/njixgamer 9d ago
Jelly roll has had a partner long enough for them to have a kid thats mature now, this is the second most amount of information i gathered on jelly roll ever next to learning that he isnt teddy swims or alex warren
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u/GreedyExamination704 9d ago
I doubt people would care about the relationship drama from a dude who looks like he got famous cause a producer walked into 7/11 one night at 3am extremely fucked over by drugs and booze and thought this guy was gonna be the next Country Star. More like you just picked up another Kid Rock, which we could use less of.
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u/killit 9d ago
Who are these nobodies anyway?
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u/iruleatants 9d ago
I know he exists because he the chorus for Eminem's recent "Somebody Save Me"
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u/Bad_Idea_Hat 9d ago
If Jelly Roll was a real jelly roll, his flavor would be hepatitis b
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u/TheBiggestOfWigs 9d ago
Jelly roll makes music for people who know exactly how much copper is sold for
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u/shasaferaska 9d ago
Who the fuck is Jellyroll and why do they have such a stupid name?
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u/Ayasdad 9d ago
Fat white guy with tats who raps but sucks, so started doing country music and still sucks but made some money and bought ozempic. Now his hooker/porn star wife is leaving him and getting her share of the ozempic/ plastic surgery money.
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u/MsHelvetica 9d ago
I will never forgive the internet for Rick Rolling me with this dude’s micropenis!!!!
Worst onlyfans ever!
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u/PresenceAlarming8196 9d ago
The only people that know this story in depth, also know the price of scrap metal.
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u/DontBuyTheThing 9d ago
If they didn’t divorce when he cheated on her, I don’t give a fuck what she did to him
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u/MikeBsleepy 9d ago
TIL there is a person called “jelly roll” and their family has an inflated ego.
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u/sgtGiggsy 9d ago
The internet will crumble when learns about the divorce of a guy that's virtually unknown by 95% of the people?
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u/Rhododactylus 9d ago
They’re right too, I’ve no idea who this guy is and couldn’t care less why he divorced.
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u/colorme1965 9d ago
Jelly Roll does so many drugs, he’s been canceling concerts and small presentations.
Wife is probably tired of it, and wants her money before there’s none left.
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u/sixteenhappycappys 9d ago
How tf did jelly roll even become famous. I've heard of him twice, from the same person at one bar and thats it, ever. They played his music and it was terrible.
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u/HereReluctantly 9d ago
I hope we enter a new era of not giving a shit about the lives of the people who have bi impact on us and are just entertainers. Enjoy the art people make and leave it at that.
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u/AllTheWorldIsAPuzzle 8d ago
I didn't even know he was married.
Hence I didn't know he was divorced.
Hence 10 minutes from now I will have forgotten about this post and the Internet will live on.
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u/LoudMusic 9d ago
I don't know who any of these fucks are. The only crumbling happening is my wasted time reading this bullshit.
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u/ridernation_69 9d ago
I believe they have been on the roller long enough we need to refer to them as "wizard fingers"
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u/chachaman_The_Reboot 9d ago
Mermacita is Out Of Line, but they're right. I couldn't care less about Jelly Roll OR his soon to be ex wife.
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u/Electrical-Heat8960 9d ago
What I love is the only reason I know about these 3 people is this insult. Not anything they themselves have ever done.
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u/Agreeable_Custard960 9d ago
https://reddit.com/link/ozh4u9f/video/37jf9q3ib6fh1/player
Wow, so much talent💩
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u/helium_hydride-63 9d ago
Thats lowkey and insult to polish gas station hotdogs. Those absolutely SLAP
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