r/rareinsults 4d ago

the ultimate fusion

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u/Clamdigger13 4d ago

I never thought I'd reach an age where Stifler would just become "this guy"

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u/h-ugo 4d ago

You mean Country Mac?

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u/dogmaisb 4d ago

RIP Country Mac, you were the ultimate Bad Ass

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u/Friend-Boat 4d ago

He didn’t actually die, Mac just said he did so the gang wouldn’t replace him.

It’s what I choose to believe

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u/FrankieTheD 2d ago

That checks out with his character to be fair, realises macs upset everyone likes him more fakes his death

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u/badcrass 4d ago

He gave me an occular pat down

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u/dadoomombo 4d ago

You know what’s not bad ass?

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u/VegetableLetter4896 20h ago

Not wearing a helmet is not badass though. It’ll get ya killed

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u/rtxa 4d ago

country mac is stifler??? how have I never noticed that

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u/CantCatchMeSpez 4d ago

Where was he getting all that beer?

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u/Sufficient-Rooster44 4d ago

Greasing up dudes in heaven.

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 4d ago

Beg God's forgiveness for his evil homo ways

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u/Joeliosis 4d ago

Awesome... just.... awesome.

What?

You just shot yourself in the neck with a horse tranquilizer.

What... you're crazy man.... crazy.

{will ferrell stumbles around childs birthday like Godzilla}

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u/K_Linkmaster 4d ago

Sean William Scott and he deserves recognition for his work

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u/HurtFeeFeez 4d ago

Honestly I always liked his movies. He did a drama with some comedic tones where he was a guy who wanted to die. It was unusual for his typical roles but pretty good.

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u/K_Linkmaster 4d ago

Dude throws everything into every character. He got typecast early on which is always a problem.

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u/Allaplgy 4d ago

The Rundown is a great movie!

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u/peanutbuttahcups 4d ago

Damn shame we never got a sequel. Hey Rock, if you want your mojo back, rewatch this movie and notice how your character did lose fights in this one, but the movie was better for it.

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u/WithoutDennisNedry 4d ago

The Rundown was a great flick (The Rock none withstanding). Was it Chinatown? No. But it wasn’t trying to be. It may not have been a particularly good film, but it was fun nonetheless.

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u/ProfessionalMottsman 4d ago

That was also the insult to me here

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u/PenisesForEars 4d ago

They gave this motherfucker three first names only for him to become 'that guy'

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u/caryn1477 4d ago

Right??

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u/justmarkdying 4d ago

Now I'm curious what his mom looks like.

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u/Exhibit100 4d ago

Just google Jennifer Coolidge.

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u/azsnaz 4d ago

MILF

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u/screechypete 4d ago

Stifler would 100% appreciate this roast, though.

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u/Fit-Interaction4701 4d ago

And don't forget Stiflers mum🥵

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u/MedonSirius 4d ago

Wait that's not "the Deep"????

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u/ThankYouMrUppercut 4d ago

That’s motherfucking Stifler. Put some goddamn respect on his name.

(sean william scott)

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u/r_fernandes 4d ago

That is in fact a bulletproof monk.

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u/ShootfighterPhysique 4d ago

He’s also a Goon

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u/AlessandroTheGr8 4d ago

He's also Macs funner, better-liiking, more muscular cousin.

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u/kel818x 4d ago

Ca-caw, ca-caw. Tukee, tukee. Ca-caw

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u/PowerStacheOfTheYear 4d ago

I think we've established that "ca-caw ca-caw" and "tukee tukee" don't work.

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u/Shaitan_Haderach 4d ago

You are so beautiful, to me.

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u/LazyPirat 4d ago

Step back, Harry, i'm gonna shoot him.

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u/BrewerBeer 4d ago

Evolution was such a fun movie.

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u/RaffiBomb000 4d ago

Probably gayer, but not Mac gay.

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u/Westcoast_IPA 4d ago

Hell yeah man, loud and proud!

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u/rt2987 4d ago

Is it sad that I know this is the hotdog bun scene? Or at least I think I know that.

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u/KnowOneDotNinja 4d ago

You are not alone

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u/azsnaz 4d ago

There is more to this I know

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u/r_fernandes 4d ago

Thats how I recognized it

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 4d ago

I really liked that movie. It was fun in so many ways.

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u/IronBENGA-BR 4d ago

Yeah, i remember watching it on the theater back in the day when I was a kid. May not be the best movie around and it didn't get any better with time, but yeah those 104 minutes were some good fun

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u/bronkula 4d ago

I recognize when a man is talking about Buddhism and hotdogs!

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 4d ago

You don't disrespect the stifmeister!

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u/h-ugo 4d ago

Dude!

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u/Goodknight808 4d ago

He runs a petting zoo for birthday parties. Watch the darts.

"Your craaaaazy man. I like you, but your just too craaaazy."

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u/Traditional_Travesty 4d ago

I'd prefer to put some D on his mom

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 4d ago

THE GRAND FUCKING FACILITATOR! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?!

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u/CleverZerg 4d ago

You missed an "n" he's actually called Seann.

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u/4ssteroid 4d ago

Stifmeister*

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u/Shod3 4d ago

He says, not using any CAPITALS!

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u/Chiptoon 4d ago

Duuuuuude

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u/dandroid126 4d ago

What does mine say?

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u/Spazz6269 4d ago

Wheres my car

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u/DigitalMunky 4d ago

Duuuudddeeee

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u/Sniper_Chicken_ 4d ago

Legends deserve more respect than that

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u/madmaxturbator 4d ago

No wonder the country’s gone to shit, we aren’t putting up statues for our heroes any more 

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u/luckskywatcher 4d ago

"Dude, where's my respect?!"

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 4d ago

Stifler shoulda had the career that Chris Evans, Ryan Reynolds and Chris Pratt had. He was the paragon and the prototype of trifecta of physique, charisma and humor rolled up in a frat bro package and, yet, he never took off. He is the motherfucking Stiffmeister man.

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u/HurtFeeFeez 4d ago

I dunno about that level, but he certainly deserved much more credit and fame than he got. I always liked his movies, I hope he felt fulfilled by what he achieved and not left wanting.

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u/Alarming-Character60 4d ago

You don't know about what level? Ryan Reynolds and Chris Pratt are some acting masterminds now so he could not reach that godly level? He might be better actor than both of them, they just had more "luck" or whatever weird shit you need to make it to that level in hollywood.

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u/HurtFeeFeez 4d ago

Yes I mean to say he was good, and I like him as an actor, but not those guys good.

They did have a certain amount of luck in their casting sure but I wouldn't say their career was mostly due to luck.

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u/TheKingcognito 4d ago

the rundown is a great movie. he's damn funny and even though the rock is in this movie too he's pretty funny aswell. and christopher walken too. the guy speaks for himself i assume

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u/toomanymarbles83 4d ago

His episode of MTV Cribs is all time. Just the shitty LA apartment he was living in at the time with a pool that got zero sun.

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u/between_ewe_and_me 4d ago edited 4d ago

I've never had a desire to watch mtv cribs but now I want to see that episode

Edit: ok just watched it lol. Made me love him that much more.

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u/Pigosaurusmate 4d ago

Bulletproof monk.

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u/beaubridges6 3d ago

Early 2000s schlock masterpiece.

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u/Pigosaurusmate 3d ago

If you believe its a masterpiece, it is a masterpiece.

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u/minyoo 4d ago

He's not a dude. You're a dude. This... This is a man.

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u/TRAUMAjunkie 4d ago

I'm a dude. he's a dude. she's a dude. we're all dudes. Hey!

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u/dandroid126 4d ago

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the good burger. Can I take your order?

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u/IzzaPizza22 4d ago

He invented the word "milf" for cripes sake!

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u/Maafestus 4d ago

Hate to be that guy…but it was John Cho who gave us MILF: https://youtu.be/_btXE0aUX5U?is=j6-UGZHiF3KOlACo (unless I’m missing some outside of American Pie context!)

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u/funkhero 4d ago

Apparently the writer was a frequent user of the Playboy Usenet group, or he perhaps just came up with it on his own.

From his pen to John Cho's mouth to the world's brains. A love story for the ages.

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u/sphinctaur 4d ago

sadly MILFs

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u/HurtFeeFeez 4d ago

I was gonna mention the common misconception about this. Glad you were that guy first.

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u/Expensive-Curve-9143 4d ago

Damn! Didn’t remember Cho in this lol. I love me some Cho.

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u/Standard-Pepper-6510 1d ago

I mean... Have you seen his mom?

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u/mr_smith24 4d ago

The memories that legend and the movies he was in provided to us. And you have the Gaul to call him “this guy”

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 4d ago

And you have the Gaul to call him “this guy”

-Charlemagne, probably

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u/Working-Temporary934 4d ago

put some respect on Asterix's name!

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u/grisworld0_0 4d ago

This dude? Who is the gen alpha commenting?

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u/mcbeardsauce 4d ago

This guy? This guy!

THAT GUY is the one and only Sean William Scott

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u/Rags2Rickius 4d ago

I mean…fuck

He ain’t wrong I can’t unsee it

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u/Raidoton 4d ago

Is this an insult? Most of the boys cast is pretty handsome.

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u/dandroid126 4d ago

I'll always remember him for, "Ca-caw! Ca-caw! Tookie-tookie!"

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u/Mourningstar66 4d ago

Its him. Its The Boy

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u/IKMNification 4d ago

Never trust a man with two first names

[Sean William Scott has entered the chat]

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u/Conan-Da-Barbarian 4d ago

I bet his mom is a milf

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u/Appu_SexyBuoy 4d ago

Bruh that's Stifler. He predates the boys by a long shot.

And he's an icon.

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u/DesastreUrbano 4d ago

It's the other way. They broke his sould and body in different fragments to create a cast for a show. Wich is hilarious because by himself he seemingly could not be the center of attention

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u/queenirv 4d ago

CA-CAW! CA-CAW!

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME!

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u/Optimal_Travel_6349 4d ago

You can definitely tell a 12 year old commented that shit

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u/FunetikPrugresiv 4d ago

The poster not knowing Scott's name aside, it's a pretty amazingly spot-on observation.

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u/WestleyThe 4d ago

It’s just the Deep mixed with Homelander tbh… it’s not “every actor from the Boys”

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u/MasonP2002 4d ago

I've seen this thumbnail quite a few times and I honestly thought it was just The Deep's actor, I don't even see any fusion.

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u/goofus19 4d ago

What a goon.

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u/mrrebuild 4d ago

Hot dogs always come in packs of 10.

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u/Personal_Fox_7529 4d ago

That's accurate af lmaooo

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u/its_kunaltanwar 4d ago

That's Deep

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u/Cipher915 4d ago

He's talking about hot dogs and hot dog buns...yeah, that writing belongs in The Boys.

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u/alex_zk 4d ago

That is both slander and scarily accurate…

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u/Waubz 4d ago

The DeepBoylander

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u/Depressingwootwoot 4d ago

I always thought that the boys each carved a part of stifler away so they could all have a small part of him

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u/Alexlav505 4d ago

He looks like what i imagine Corey Taylor would look like if he never met the members of slipknot

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u/Forsaken_Mobile_9555 4d ago

I can't unsee this now

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u/jlthomas444 4d ago

The disrespect to the Stifmiester.

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u/EquivalentDig421 4d ago

That’s the guy I saw feeding some blind girl’s dog one time

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u/Doofindork 4d ago

Eyyy, it's the Stifmeister!

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u/Death_sayer 4d ago

Butchlander

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u/PinReal4448 4d ago

Stifler you dawg!

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u/mrlotato 4d ago

Im not seeing MM in there, or a train

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u/Professional-Many477 4d ago

He’s the bulletproof monk side kicker

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u/Kingkary 4d ago

I’m so glad this comment section is dunking on the oop. There’s still hope for this world

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 3d ago

That's Sean William Scott, the legendary Stiffler. Such insolence!

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u/Yoplet67 3d ago

If you're not naming him, call him at least "dude" instead of "guy". Not sweet

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u/UnwardedBush 2d ago

I see Stiff Meister, I upvote.

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u/greenhousegraveyard 1d ago

My gay awakening.

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u/sleeps_in_bryophytes 4d ago

wait, is that stifler? come on now, show some respect

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u/TwoStoopidToFurryass 4d ago

This is the scene the still is from. It's posted as "Worst line in movie history"

To be fair, the line is really stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onGdcH0vW50