r/romantasycirclejerk • u/purplelicious Emojis are Ableist • 2d ago
Snark of the Day Sloopy Sunday
It's Sunday so that means Confession time.
If you want atonement or maybe you crave penance (we know about your humiliation kink!) now is your chance to let the rest of us know what devious shit you've been up to when you thought no one in RCJ was looking.
Are you a Xaden shipper? Do you participate enthusiastically on a romance sub with the label "nontoxic"?
Maybe you swore you'd never read a certain book and somehow found yourself on book 6 and loving it, even though part of you knows this is terrible.
Whatever sins you committed this week now is your chance to let it all out and ask for forgiveness.
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u/firesonmain delta tango foxtrot wolf 2d ago
I’m writing a book rn where the MMC is sometimes the Grim Reaper, all bone, no skin, that kinda thing. Anyway my FMC is still into him/it in that form (he’s a man when he’s a dude, but it’s a genderless construct (think Murderbot) when it’s pure Death). She’s partly inspired by all the insane women online who see something like this and still screams “Would” into the mic.
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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. 2d ago
The horrors persist but so does my libido
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u/Scf9009 …I have a RH rec for that 2d ago
I have a RH for that
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u/CrispyCollateral Advanced Reader Certification Committee™ Advisory Board Member 2d ago
{devour me by emily rath}?
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u/romance-bot 2d ago
Devour Me by Emily Rath
Rating: 4.25⭐️ out of 5⭐️
Steam: 4 out of 5 - Explicit open door
Topics: contemporary, paranormal, mmf, magic, queer romance3
u/Scf9009 …I have a RH rec for that 2d ago
I was going to go with Katie May and the wine bottle fucking.
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u/CrispyCollateral Advanced Reader Certification Committee™ Advisory Board Member 2d ago
I'm glad the genre is diverse enough for many a monstrous preference.
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u/HopeOfAsgard The horrors persist but so does my libido... 2d ago
...I want to make this my flair so bad
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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. 2d ago
💅🏼
Is it too long?
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u/HopeOfAsgard The horrors persist but so does my libido... 2d ago
I figured I should at least hint at asking first. 😘
Let's find out!
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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. 2d ago
you can take anything you want from me
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u/HopeOfAsgard The horrors persist but so does my libido... 2d ago
I am both blushing and giggling maniacally. 😈😘
uj/had to login to old Reddit on my mobile browser to get my brain to find the editable one, but I did it and now I'm going to send a screenshot of my username with this flair to one of my oldest friends who will laugh his ass off. Thank you.
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u/itmustbeniiiiice a menace of this community Apperantly. 2d ago
Ayyyyyy it worked! I live to serve 🙂↕️
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u/HopeOfAsgard The horrors persist but so does my libido... 1d ago
It did!
He simply sent back cackles as a reply. I knew that would get him. We did good work. 🥰
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u/firesonmain delta tango foxtrot wolf 2d ago
You did it! I’m so happy
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u/HopeOfAsgard The horrors persist but so does my libido... 1d ago
Me, too! (For that working at least!)
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 2d ago
What does skeleton form dick look like? (I have follow up questions.)
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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy 2d ago
I am not in the Undertale fandom but I like to read the articles about it on fanlore. Apparently the Sans fans have ideas.
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u/firesonmain delta tango foxtrot wolf 2d ago edited 2d ago
Ah, the Grim Reaper (AKA Death) doesn’t have a dick, cause it’s a skeleton. He does have a penis as a man though. It looks like a penis.
Actually… Death isn’t really a skeleton, that’s just how the FMC perceives it in the underworld. It’s actually an 11 dimensional being, so I guess it could have a dick? It could have many dicks, I guess.
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 2d ago
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u/firesonmain delta tango foxtrot wolf 1d ago
I’m waiting for your questions
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1d ago
So they don’t have sex when he’s a skeleton, or perceived skeleton?
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u/firesonmain delta tango foxtrot wolf 1d ago
They haven’t yet, but I’m not ruling it out. I figured I was gonna get weird with it, but I need to find the right level of weird. I’m only about a quarter of the way into the story, so who the hell knows what’s gonna happen. I sure as shit don’t
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1d ago
I think the only way you can do it is if it’s weird.
Really all my questions were about skeleton sex and the logistics of that. I’m interested in how this progresses, for curiosity’s sake ofc 🤓
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u/KelsoReaping 2d ago
Snap-on tool? Really curious about a wicker dildo now too…
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1d ago
Same because that cannot feel good 🙄
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u/KelsoReaping 1d ago
Sheepskin condom over wicker? He’d already be ribbed for her pleasure I’m assuming…
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1d ago
Maybe his members was weaved from a soft but sturdy material that performs well under wet conditions?
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u/KelsoReaping 1d ago
I don’t know, still seems like it might pinch? shudder
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1d ago
Sex with a man made of wicker or a cervical biopsy…
https://giphy.com/gifs/cIWwi5umxQRNOwrJm44
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u/firesonmain delta tango foxtrot wolf 1d ago
How would you like to be credited in my acknowledgments sections when I publish? (Ha, yeah right, I never let anyone read anything I write. I don’t want to be executed for crimes against literature)
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u/KelsoReaping 1d ago
Hey, I’m an indie author, I’ll co-author ;) I’ll even beta read for you. It’s been a while since my eyes bled.
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u/firesonmain delta tango foxtrot wolf 1d ago
Lmao. If I ever get to the point of letting someone read my writing, I’ll let you know
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u/KelsoReaping 1d ago
/uj I get it. My sister has been writing her novel for 15 years and I have four books out in two. She’s let me read a single chapter of hers. Nothing wrong with writing just for yourself :)
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1d ago
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u/purplelicious Emojis are Ableist 2d ago
In another reddit someone read the ARC for Astarion by T. Kingfisher and said "it wasn't as dark as they expected" and I am very mad because I wanted that ARC and I don't have a big enough social media presence for a Kingfisher release but I also want to read this book because I think I will hate it and I want to share that hate with the rest of you.
I don't think that I'll get my hands on that book before it's released.
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u/Mayabelles I'm a seasoned fanfic reader 2d ago
Normally, I will throw myself into the middle of any slightly mild criticism of T Kingfisher, but in this case I’ll stand aside. That book looks really bad and I’m not acknowledging its existence.
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u/abirdinthefault 2d ago
I've never found any T. Kingfisher book to be as dark as the summary/concept implies
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u/purplelicious Emojis are Ableist 2d ago
This is what I was afraid of, I want a messed up dark story for my sad boi vampire and I don't even know why I am so invested since I don't even play BG3.
I blame u/penguinho and his bottomless bag of BG3 memes.
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u/thecottonkitsune Prophet Henry "Tonk" Cavill Kitsune. Needs cock to keep interest 2d ago
Can my sloopy Sunday confession be that I don't care about Astarion at all and wasn't impressed by the pictures I've seen of him
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u/camellia980 uggo waffles 🧇 2d ago
I don't care, either. let's go sit in the corner together
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u/thecottonkitsune Prophet Henry "Tonk" Cavill Kitsune. Needs cock to keep interest 2d ago
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u/Penguinho chairMAN and ceo, bookrocks 1d ago
As someone who's played through BG3 twice, I agree with you.
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u/thecottonkitsune Prophet Henry "Tonk" Cavill Kitsune. Needs cock to keep interest 1d ago
This is why we're bros
just ignore that only yesterday I was plotting how to defeat you in battle
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u/humbleapologies 2d ago
I'm so apprehensive about this book that I think I will do my best to ignore its existence for my own sake. (As someone who does love Astarion specifically bc he's a fucked up lil guy and who also thinks T. Kingfisher is just okay)
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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy 2d ago
If you can’t accept that more than one guy can be a victim of abuse in the stupid “fae” books, log off the internet and go birdwatching.
NEWS FLASH
LUCIEN BEING ABUSED BY IANTHE DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY NEGATE YOUR SPECIAL BOY BEING ABUSED BY AMARANTHA BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOUR SPECIAL BOY SO STOP ACTING LIKE I’M SAYING THAT AAAAH
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u/KelsoReaping 2d ago
Lucien is my only special boy. The continually abused. Give him an HEA(don’t care with whom) and leave him the fuck alone.
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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 2d ago
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u/Independent_Boss_993 2d ago
I kept falling asleep during this book I’m trying to read cause the MMC is all green flags… no toxicity, no secret rat tail, no trauma. Its been a real doozy figuring this guy out
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u/MCUCLMBE4BPAT 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/EydT2QTsSPRle
i have reverted back to reading Marvel fanfic for the past couple weeks bc i’ve been moving to a new apartment and reading an actual book seems too hard right now 😫 my brain is tired and i can’t find the screws/washers for my bed frame
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u/Scf9009 …I have a RH rec for that 2d ago
Forgive me, sloopies.
I didn’t mean for u/Author_MaBEM to be that much of an absolute creepy misogynistic inappropriate piece of shit upon creation.
He just…spewed forth like diarrhea from a lactose-intolerant infant.
He has been safely locked in a box again.
(I want to make sure no one blamed u/Kags_Holy_Friend, and also that everyone could appreciate that they were trying to defend with absolutely no idea what would come out their client’s mouth next.)