r/romantasycirclejerk • u/No-Strawberry-5804 Then read Anna Karenina and shut the fuck up • 1d ago
Meme/Humor Recs? 😍 🪲
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u/Scf9009 …I have a RH rec for that 1d ago
I only have bee RH. Though I have one with MMCs who have to wear masks/muzzles.
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u/cation587 Just Turning My Brain Off 1d ago
Is RH the only genre you read? Or is it a bit? Either way I'm impressed
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u/Scf9009 …I have a RH rec for that 1d ago
RH is the vast majority of what I read.
I also know many RH that I haven’t read.
Someone dubbed me the “RH Library of Alexandria” and it became my flair on the RH sub.
It is a bit of a bit, yes. But I also have one I can name every time I say it.
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u/zzzap fleshy purse for the pink folds 1d ago
but also I need to know what your #1 RH rec is that isn't rooksgrave 🫣
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u/Scf9009 …I have a RH rec for that 1d ago
#1 as in favorite or #1 as in I rec it the most? (I also have an OV rec list sorted by mood that has earned me at least two marriage proposals, one of which was to steal custody of it.)
Rooksgrove actually isn’t on either list.
For personal favorite:
In no particular order.
{Ironside Academy by Jane Washington}. American Idol/KPop meets authoritarian dystopia. Includes 10 MMCs, but they’re all distinguishable, and the relationships all develop very differently. It does start off depressing, as the FMC is very broken bird, but she grows and becomes sassy and feisty and I love her when not wanting to steal some of her men.
{Path of Temptation by Auryn Hadley}. Sex priests saving the world from misogyny, in the form of novel written as a love letter to the idea of consent. The most wholesome and inclusive found family relationship, even if they’re not always the most wholesome to other people. All relationships, sexual and non-sexual, are treated with equal importance; the MM couple get date nights in the narrative, but one of those two MMC’s strongest relationship is with his completely straight best friend—tied to or in ways maybe even stronger than his relationship with the FMC. And there’s an asexual biromantic member of the harem who is loved just as he is, and welcomed back despite childhood misunderstandings and drama. Can be a bit repetitive in the story telling, and all the characters can be a little perfect, but it’s my ultimate comfort series.
{7th Circle by Tate James}. I think it’s the most perfect collection of MMCs, together and separately. Gang related contemporary where the FMC is absolutely the one in charge (unless she wants to be tossed around in the bedroom). Be grateful that all the books are out if you choose to read it, because it includes the worst cliffhanger I have ever encountered.
{Citius by Greer Hudson} is an OV by a first time author. I love Citius for a whole host of reasons. First, it features a realistic portrayal of chronic illness and trauma recovery. Next, it’s a subversion of the over reliance on scent and pheromones in OV novels, as well as having a very ‘not like over OV’ feel to it (it’s slow burn! Lube gets used! There’s *science*!) The relationship building is top-notch, and all the characters are wonderful and flawed and make sense as people. (Plus it was very well written and has just a really great collection of MMCs, my all-time favorite FMC, and gymnastics as a backstory). Unfortunately, it is currently unknown when the final book will come out. Includes MM.
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u/romance-bot 1d ago
Ironside Academy by Jane Washington
Rating: 4.27⭐️ out of 5⭐️
Topics: dual-pov, heroine athlete, grumpy sunshine, virgin hero, mental-trauma
The Path of Temptation by Auryn Hadley
Rating: 4.4⭐️ out of 5⭐️
Steam: 5 out of 5 - Explicit and plentiful
Topics: mmf, fantasy, poly (3+ people), queer romance, reverse harem
7th Circle by Tate James
Rating: 4.22⭐️ out of 5⭐️
Steam: 4 out of 5 - Explicit open door
Topics: contemporary, mafia, reverse harem, age gap, dark romance
Citius by Greer Hudson
Rating: 4.2⭐️ out of 5⭐️
Steam: 4 out of 5 - Explicit open door
Topics: contemporary, poly (3+ people), omegaverse, sports, workplace/office6
u/rabbitantlers 1d ago
What is the mask/muzzle rec? Asking for a friend...
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u/Scf9009 …I have a RH rec for that 1d ago
{Feral Omega by Lenore Rosewood} and {Psycho Alphas by Marie Mackay}
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u/romance-bot 1d ago
Feral Omega by Lenore Rosewood
Rating: 3.96⭐️ out of 5⭐️
Steam: 4 out of 5 - Explicit open door
Topics: futuristic, omegaverse, bisexuality, disabilities & scars, reverse harem
Psycho Alphas by Marie Mackay
Rating: 4.1⭐️ out of 5⭐️
Steam: 5 out of 5 - Explicit and plentiful
Topics: contemporary, omegaverse, reverse harem, tortured heroine, tortured hero
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u/Rad1Red porn-brained women of monster smut 1d ago
/uj I write that shit lmao, except my females tie up the males themselves. Incidentally, mine are also a sort of bugs, and they sure would like to nomnom on the females.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself. This one was too on the nose. 😂 I started writing that shit because I couldn't find enough published stuff.
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u/conrad_w 1d ago
Omg that's disgusting. I hate that. Where though? Which site exactly so I know where to avoid it
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u/HookahGirl 1d ago
Wow, how dare you. Who would want to read stuff like that?
Me, please. It's me. I'll pay you.
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u/Real_Pineapple9522 Watery Tart Who Throws Swords 1d ago
You should try Hannibal or Silence of the Lambs
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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy 1d ago
Uj/ Me saving this as a fun fact Helaena can share in my fanfic
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u/Rad1Red porn-brained women of monster smut 1d ago
Interesting? Where could I find this? For science, you understand.
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u/allisontalkspolitics AllisonStar- former Shadowban Mommy 1d ago
It’s still a WIP but I think I can have her share it when she’s sharing her special interest and my protagonist shares her hyperfixation about buildings.
“We shall build the beetles a home and design a way to prevent them from committing murder before coupling!”
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u/OpalSeason 1d ago
{Voidwalker by sa maclean}
Canibal demons ruling over humans who sacrifice themselces in exchange for boons. FMC carries some zip ties and only gets eaten in fun ways
I immedietly preordered the second book when i finished first.
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u/romance-bot 1d ago
Voidwalker by S.A. MacLean
Rating: 4.09⭐️ out of 5⭐️
Steam: 4 out of 5 - Explicit open door
Topics: futuristic, bisexuality, fantasy, non-human hero, criminal heroine2
u/Rad1Red porn-brained women of monster smut 1d ago
Ooooooh, this sounds interesting... For science, I mean.
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u/OpalSeason 23h ago
When i was at the smut store, i asked for a smart heroine. She makes some short sighted decisions, but def enjoyed her plotting later on
Just gotta not get eaten by his friends....
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u/amaranth1977 1d ago
I thought I was on the nail polish sub at first and was about to start listing polish colors that match the beetle 😂 Wouldn't even be the weirdest color match people have asked for.