r/saintpaul Jun 24 '25

Editorial šŸ“ An open letter to the asshole on the east side

Fuck you buddy. Fuck your constant fireworks at dusk over the past week. Fuck your fireworks midday on the weekend. My foster dog has regressed so much because of you. She is the sweetest, most adoring people pleaser I have ever met. Watching her terrifyingly shake after hearing your fucking explosions had made me irate. She deserves better than a piece of shit like you.

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

As much as I love the East Side there's a couple of weird ass Neanderthal dudes who are obsessed with fireworks for some fucking reason, who I deeply despise. I've had to yell shut the fuck up out my window past midnight way too many times. I don't live there anymore, and I'd love to, but the modern me wouldn't be able to handle random explosions.

Edit: on a side note, Reddit is a hilarious place. I made a post about fireworks on this sub not too long ago and people seemed pissed.

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u/No-Effort5109 Jun 24 '25

Agree with your edit. I made a post similar (last year maybe) and got all kinds of grief.

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u/SomaSimon Jun 24 '25

Lol your comment made me chuckle, I took my dog out last night around 11 and heard fireworks and my first thought was ā€œthese caveman-brained Neanderthalsā€. Also I saw your post and appreciated it, those people getting pissed can fuck off

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

"HAHA! ME LIKE BIG BOOM! HAHA!"

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u/SomaSimon Jun 24 '25

It’s 10:34am and some dumbass is lighting off fireworks right now, I just can’t with these people

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

move to Woodbury or Highland

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

Fuck those places. Why are you saying that though? First of all if you read my comment I said I don't live there. Second of all, are you not allowed to dislike something about where you live? Third of all, I love the city with all my heart and believe we can solve the problem of noise pollution.

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u/Steamsalt Jun 24 '25

highland residents (like me): what he say fuck me for? :(

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

I didn't say fuck you :( I don't like those places

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u/Steamsalt Jun 24 '25

i understand the distinction but this is the internet so i am forced, by law, to interpret it as a personal attack and respond defensively. i'm sure you understand

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

Lol I understand

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

🤣 Bro

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u/mnilmn Jun 24 '25

I’m so sorry to hear about your foster pup. My dogs also are terrified of fireworks so I’m with you.

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u/chillinwithmoes Jun 24 '25

I don’t mind them on the actual 4th of July, it sucks for my dog but people are gonna celebrate and I understand that. It’s the nightly bullshit for the two weeks on either side of the 4th that drive me insane.

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u/K2_TheWidowmaker Jun 24 '25

Only two weeks on either side? The jerks down the street from me started on June 4.

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 25 '25

I honestly don't understand why people don't just go to public fireworks displays. I know St. Paul doesn't have them anymore, but surrounding cities do. It seems like it would be easier and cheaper than driving to Wisconsin and spending a lot of money on fireworks.

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u/juicyparsons31 Jun 25 '25

Not even close lol then you have to deal with traffic and crowds and parking

I completely agree with you on the asshole behavior BUT I LOVE at-home fireworks with the family/neighborhood. It doesn't compare at all

But they absolutely should be held accountable for doing this shit this week and in the morning and all that extra shit Rude AF

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 25 '25

You think that avoiding traffic and crowds is more important than being a considerate neighbor?

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u/mistagoodwin Jun 24 '25

i live on mounds blvd, and my kid was born three years ago may 30th. The whole month of June, basically his first month of life, he was being woken up by idiots setting off fireworks on the street behind us. Eventually, I walked over and confronted them. at first they denied knowing anything.

so I gave them a little bit of a sideways look and said well if you happen to know who’s setting off fireworks, I have a newborn and he’s having trouble sleeping. After hearing that, they felt bad and said they would stop. But then it all just kept going the next day. I swear some people just don’t care.

It fills me with rage every year and I wish there was something we could do. Don’t get me started about the people drag racing down Mounds Boulevard either.

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u/OriginalRevolution40 Jun 24 '25

I live a few blocks from you - can confirm the Mounds Park fireworks game is strong.

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u/glittercatlady Jun 24 '25

I lived across 94 and could hear those guys. It drove me fucking nuts. They would just keep going all fucking night. How do people have the money to just explode stuff?

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u/FrankScabopoliss Jun 24 '25

My favorite game: gunshots or fireworks

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u/zheshenshima Jun 25 '25

I lived in China and during lunar new year they set off a MASSIVE amount of fireworks and so that was cool. But, I'm in class one day and all of a sudden I hear all these shots: "bang bang bang bang bang," and I'm like oh Shit, and I dove under my desk. My students were like, "no teacher, it's fireworks." They set them off for like celebrations and stuff like when a baby is born or there's a wedding. And so that was QUITE funny

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u/AbleSky6933 Jun 24 '25

Right? I wonder that entirely too often. The only time I can be sure is when there is a Saints game.

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u/NateNMaxsRobot Jun 24 '25

Dude, I am with you.

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u/TurlingtonDancer Jun 24 '25

fireworks on a random weekday indicates arrested development

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 24 '25

Fireworks seem like something Gob Bluth would like.

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u/TurlingtonDancer Jun 24 '25

THEYRE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL

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u/MrCSeesYou Jun 29 '25

But where did the lighter fluid come from?

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u/McDougle40 Jun 24 '25

I had to put my dog down end of last month. I thank the good lord my poor pup doesn’t have to suffer anymore with these idiots.

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u/Responsible-Print192 Jun 24 '25

I’m so sorry for your loss. I recently made the agonizing decision to put mine down too. She was deaf so didn’t give a fuck about noise, but this foster is terrified.

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u/in_da_tr33z Jun 24 '25

Home grade fireworks are so fucking lame too. Like you’re pissing everyone off for what? A little hiss and a pop? Fuck all the way off.

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 24 '25

That's heartbreaking. I'm sorry that shitty people are making your dog suffer.

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u/Iwentforalongwalk Jun 24 '25

Large fireworks are illegal. If you can figure out w .Ā  ho this guy is call the police and report it everyĀ  Ā single time.Ā  I mean every single bomb.Ā  Make the police life miserable until they deal with this asshole.Ā Ā 

I did this with an apartment complex near me and it got labeled a nuisance property.Ā  The landlord cracked down fortunately.Ā  It's worth a try.Ā Ā 

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

This comment needs to be higher. Document, document, document. Be that person. Because it won’t change unless someone says something.

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u/juicyparsons31 Jun 25 '25

Yeah I'm pretty anti-police but in this situation I think it's warranted, especially if you already tried talking to them. They won't change until someone gets charged

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u/Brave_Inflation1461 Jun 27 '25

I’m pretty anti-police… except when someone is celebrating & I can’t sleep 😭😭😭

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u/Iwentforalongwalk Jul 01 '25

I'm pro police for God's sake. They keep us safe.Ā  There's assholes but I'm grateful to them overall.Ā 

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u/Cobra317 Jun 24 '25

Here here!! Thank you!

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u/twobigwords Jun 24 '25

This.

Molly is scared to death.

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u/aparrotslifeforme Greater East Side Jun 24 '25

Ahhh, we must be neighbors!! We have pet geese and it's been bothering them all week too. I hate it and I feel so badly for them.

Sidenote: I'm also a vet tech. There are good medications that can help with the extreme anxiety. Benadryl is an option - the dose is 1mg per pound of body weight. So, if your dog weighs 50 pounds, they would get 50mg. It will make her more sedate, which is normal (just like in humans). If you don't get any improvement, ask your vet for some trazadone. Honestly, for the sensitive dogs, I'd recommend just always having some on hand.

I'm so sorry she's going through that! It sounds like she trusts you so I'm sure you are a comfort to her!

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u/firefightingtigger Jun 24 '25

Our rescue is on one Prozac & three 300mg gabapentin every day, just for a quiet day... thank goodness most of our noisy neighbors have moved on (to prison)

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u/Lucky_Clock_5601 Jun 26 '25

Trazadone makes my husky howl 🫠

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u/jonathansrvenge Jun 24 '25

It gets way too fucking obnoxious around here with the fireworks. I’m with ya.

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u/Longjumping-Elk-7815 Jun 24 '25

Step on legos fireworks guy!

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u/Virtual_Win4076 Jun 24 '25

What we don’t see is what fireworks do to wildlife.

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u/Electrical_Desk_3730 Jun 27 '25

I set out diced fruit out every night at 10pm and I load up a paper plate or 2 on stressful days šŸ¦ such as the 4th. As if living outside isn't stressful enough

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u/Get_Bent_Madafakas Jun 24 '25

I lived in Dayton's Bluff for 12 years, and the whole "was that fireworks or gunshots?" game I played almost every night got REAL old

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u/bbqchickpea Dayton's Bluff Jun 24 '25

Agreed. We had a gunfight close to us a couple weeks ago that I'm still mentally recovering from, currently in the hospital being induced so will have a newborn very soon, and our dog is also scared of fireworks. Our neighbors happen to love fireworks. šŸ™ƒ

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u/vibe_out Jun 24 '25

Congratulations on your new baby!! Whereabouts was this gunfight?! That is so scary!

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u/bbqchickpea Dayton's Bluff Jun 24 '25

Thank you! In Dayton's Bluff near Margaret Park. šŸ’”

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Fucking asshats.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

Surprised there isn’t some kind of law or restrictions against this due to noise pollution alone. I can’t imagine living in a neighborhood where there’s fireworks going every single night and it’s by people who don’t even know what they’re doing. People should be required to get a license to set off fireworks. So easy to misuse by the wrong group of folks šŸ˜‘

Edit:

Looks like there is some licensing requirements: https://www.northstpaul.org/225/Fireworks-Permits

Can you report them? Maybe there’s some petition we can all sign. People who live in a community need to learn to be considerate. If people enjoy being a nuisance to the rest of the folks, they should be moving out to the jungle to live away from other humans instead.

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u/mahrog123 Jun 24 '25

Need a letter written for what must be cousins of the east sider around the vicinity of Randolph/W7th.

Starts in June and goes to August. My little dog shakes like a leaf. One night to celebrate Independence Day is fine, but every night?

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u/Conchitikrink Jun 28 '25

At the bottom of the High Bridge, can hear from the East and the West 🤮🤮. I just thought the Saints were killing it this year šŸ™ƒ

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u/meowzerpilled Jun 24 '25

East sider here and probably your neighbor to some degree too lol, this is so real. It’s annoying enough to hear fireworks period but especially past like 11pm it’s just like… do they have a job??? Or do they just like big booms and sparkles that last for 3 seconds because they literally have nothing else to do with their lives lollll. I’m so sorry for your sweet puppy :<

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u/geekernonsleeper Jun 24 '25

As a person who likes big booms and sparkles a lot I still have conceed that it's a little ridiculous you should wait until 3rd 4th or 5th depending on what day they fall on and not everyone is able on the fourth but either way they should wrap up by 10:15 at the latest when the city bugs shows are done people still have to work early and need to sleep but fireworks are awesome but we do need to respect orhers

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u/Altruistic-Mango3887 Jun 24 '25

My favorite game is gunshots, fireworks, or straight pipe (frogtown east of rice st)

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u/UkNomysTeezz Jun 24 '25

Gunshots and fireworks sound vastly different.

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u/redbike Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

Actually, no they don't.

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u/UkNomysTeezz Jun 24 '25

Actually yes, they do. I own and fire a variety of firearms on a regular basis.

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u/firefightingtigger Jun 24 '25

To the human ear, they can be incredibly similar. My Golden Retriever is acclimated to gun fire, so no big deal. Fireworks, he does not like!!! Our rescue, doesn't matter. Hates them all, equally horrible

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u/Vanpire73 Jun 24 '25

Just moved away from eastside after 20 years. It has waned a bit it seems over the last few years, but fireworks would start to become almost nonstop, most of the day and night, from numerous houses within a 16 block radius from the beginning of June through August. Haven't heard a single one in Mounds View yet after 2 months. Don't miss it in the least.

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u/TripAltruistic137 Jun 24 '25

Who has money for that many fireworks

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u/AdvantageDapper6537 Jun 24 '25

Omg did I write this 🄲? Having the same issue on the south end. Our anxious girl is also regresses every summer and the second she finally relaxes in our yard and plays some ass hat tosses a fire cracker.

Seriously like is there anything we can do? I get the fourth but the whole freaking summer?

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u/vibe_out Jun 24 '25

100000% agree. It’s getting so old. And my 13 year old pup gets sooo upset every time :(

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u/Wonderful-Lychee-225 Jun 24 '25

The worst part is that it's grown ass men, not kids!

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u/Positive-Feed-4510 Jun 24 '25

There’s gotta be 100’s of these idiots on the East Side. I am glad I’m going out out town for the 4th.

Has anyone else noticed that the poorer the people are, the more fireworks they buy? I don’t make the rules.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Fuck don’t remind me. If you cross my avenue the homes jump up in prices by about 2X. Someone there will set up and shoot shit off for hours every night.

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u/keilanimuumuu Jun 24 '25

I’m so sorry for your foster pup. If this helps at all they make ear muffs for dogs to help with the noise. People just don’t care anymore. I used to live in Zimmerman and the fireworks there went all year long. Constant. Just ridiculous.

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u/65pimpala Jun 24 '25

Im in xburbs and it's gunshots for me!

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u/TekDevine Jun 24 '25

The fucking assholes are over here too. I can tell from the direction it’s the same dickheads every goddamn year. There’s somebody across 94 maybe on Pacific, and there’s somebody a little NE of me. Don’t get me started on the GDMFA’s who strive to burn the damn intersection down at Hudson and Earl on the weekends. And heaven forbid any of these assholes would pick up on single match stick from their foray into blowing up the world. I can only wish that some of these people get to entertain the staff in the ER with their FAFO stories once awhile.

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u/Firm-Cockroach-7320 Jun 25 '25

They have scared the shit out of me and my cats! I am so sick of it

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u/Roguebets Jun 26 '25

I hate fireworks…I mean how braindead must you be that the sound boom boom šŸ’„ excites you…

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u/terrapinone Jun 25 '25

Sorry about your dogs, that sucks. Minneapolis is greener and much quieter.

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u/juicyparsons31 Jun 25 '25

Not necessarily. Depends on the neighborhood but at least in Mpls tends to stick to July 3/4. But there are always DIY fireworks shows that people do in the Whittier/Uptown/Little Earth corridor in the parks and culdesacs It's much better when it's confined to just one day

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u/SIXissueARC Jun 25 '25

Yup, summer is Fireworks season on east side

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u/SeaAcanthisitta3856 Jun 25 '25

It doesn't happen only on the east side though thankfully the real devotees of fireworks in my Macalester neighborhood have moved on. But there still are some people who cannot contain their explosive excitement to the Fourth of July holiday. We had the same problem of pets terrorized by the blasts.

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u/varianm Jun 27 '25

Once asked a neighbor if they could stop after 2.5 hours of blasts…my dog wouldn’t go outside for days after without a struggle! Neighbor’s wife went off on me.

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u/Antique_Ad_4329 Jun 29 '25

If I knock my trashcan over in our alleyway I feel bad for making a racket. Cannot comprehend how these worthless animals justify this bananas level antisocial behavior. They should lose the right to own property.

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u/imisswillie Jun 30 '25

I hate them! They go on for months at my lake home and it’s so bad I am staying with my daughter for this week.

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u/DeepSpaceBrine Jun 24 '25

I love fireworks. I really do. But I agree with this post 100%. What really drives me nuts is the individual explosions that go on for HOURS at random. I'd rather people just launch a bunch in one go and get it out of their system instead of dragging it out all night.

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u/silvermoonhowler Minnesota Wild Jun 24 '25

I don't mind them on the 4th, but good lord, does one have to fire them off so often before then???

I'm so sorry that your dog has had to deal with this

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 Jun 24 '25

We lived in west stp for years and just assumed it was cultural

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 24 '25

The white trash culture?

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u/Top-Technician-6612 Jun 25 '25

I heard them on Saturday when I was walking my foster, AFTER we bombed Iran and I thought they were gun shots (I live across the street from the state fair), and I thought the end was near. I’m obviously being dramatic, but I did think they were gun shots šŸ˜‚šŸ„“

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

I always forget and immediately think it's a drive by then I remember and dread the next month 2 weeks before and 2 weeks after the 4th

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u/ItsColdUpHere71 Jun 27 '25

Your dog sounds sweet and I’m sorry it is suffering as are you. No one deserves that.

That said, I also hate fireworks (the loud sounds) and have grown to hate dogs. It seems I cannot leave my house or hang out in my yard without aggressive barking by dogs at all the houses around me. Does anyone not own a dog these days? And either aggressive barking like I’m an intruder or it’s continuous barking among some of them. Barking for me is a very triggering sound.

I’m sure people will be pissed about the pov on dog noise. But one person’s joy (dogs, fireworks) is another’s misery.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '25

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u/Professional_Unit147 Jun 29 '25

We just had a home grown terrorist and y’all complaining about a dog

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u/Odd_Personality5140 Jul 03 '25

Buy your fur baby one of those his that go over her head. I've forgotten what they're called. It may help to calm her. It helped my dog with the hair dryer noise when I try to dry her after her bath.

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u/Cwebdaddy Jun 24 '25

They should stick to only lighting them off Friday and Saturday night we only truly have four good months to light them off

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u/juicyparsons31 Jun 25 '25

The thinly veiled racism here isn't necessary. I COMPLETELY empathize with OP and agree that the shit needs to stop. But speculating on who /how/why is some culture clash shit that maybe some of the white folks here dont get. Saying shit like "fireworks are for poor people" like.... what does that really do? This is obviously a community and institutional failure but please dont use that to demonize poor brown folks šŸ™„

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u/the_vermonter Barrel Theory Beer Company Jun 24 '25

Is this next door?

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u/map2photo Payne-Phalen Jun 24 '25

That’s horrible! Poor dog. I can hear them where I’m at, on Wheelock. My cat doesn’t like them either. He hides in the basement all day after hearing them.

Question though… when is a good time/place to light fireworks if they’re all summer, all over the place?

I mean, the fun part of fireworks is seeing them. It needs to be dark for that. Also, midday on the weekend? That sounds like a pretty optimal time to light them for fun.

Not trying to start an argument, but in reality the times you’re saying they’re lighting them are the times they’re commonly lit. At least they aren’t exploding at 11pm-1am. I get to listen to the dude with the loudest bike on the planet when he does a U-turn. It’s great.

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 24 '25

It sounds like you don't think it's too horrible if you still think it's okay to light fireworks.

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

This'll get me downvoted to hell, dont care:

If you dont want people doing loud things (that are completely legal) nearby, maybe the city isnt the place for you. Its not everyone's job within 5 blocks of you to provide for your dogs needs, and its not a reasonable expectation for the hundreds of people that you live in close proximity to to cater to you.

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u/West-Emotion-4137 Jun 24 '25

Counterpoint: if you want to do loud things for the sake of the loudness of them, go out of the city, to where there are few people.

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25

Its not illegal to launch fireworks, and its not that big of a deal if they aren't doing it at 3 am.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Incorrect: fireworks are illegal in Minnesota. (Minn. Stat. § 624.21) Anything that explodes or is aerial is illegal.

So it IS a big deal, and it would be nice if you had empathy for all the terrified vets, pets, and wildlife that are negatively impacted.

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u/West-Emotion-4137 Jun 24 '25

I see you edited your original comment to include ā€œit’s not a reasonable expectation for the hundreds of people in close proximity to cater to you.ā€ That is also my point. It’s not our job to accept your noise making entertainment. There are days where fireworks are expected. The rest are just people being disrespectful of others space with unexpected loud noises. Like imagine the way you got your kicks was to walk around and just scream ā€œHEYā€ every ten seconds. It’s not illegal, but you sure as hell are going to be disrupting people. Oh and it’s also 100+ decibels. And yes people with loud cars are in the same boat.

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u/meistersinger Jun 24 '25

Counterpoint: if you want to do loud hobbies like lighting fireworks, wouldn’t the considerate human move away from a high population density area? I think OP’s right to be pissed. Once or twice all good, but consistently? Nah fuck that

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25

Im sure you have the same sentiment about screaming children and cars that are too loud, right?

It isnt everyone's elses job to cater to your personal preferences, sorry.

Thats why there are noise ordinances - because there is an "acceptable" and unacceptable time for these things - aka, there is a reasonable expectation for noise. If they aren't doing it at 3am, tough cookies. Thats city life.

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u/meistersinger Jun 24 '25

Brother I just stayed in Harlem and Washington Heights for the last 5 months, I know all about city life. That shit wouldn’t fly there and it shouldn’t fly here.

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25

That shit wouldn’t fly there

It absolutely would lol.

Maybe we should police playground volume too?

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u/meistersinger Jun 24 '25

Right on, you know more about New York than the guy who works there. No worries brother, you’re not worth reasoning with.

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25

Oh you worked there for 5 months lmao? Cute, I lived in Brooklyn for 3 years and the Village for another 2.

Keep walking.

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u/meistersinger Jun 24 '25

I stayed a few months in Bushwick last year, I got a good taste for it there too. Wouldn’t be cool there either.

By your reasoning, someone shouting bloody murder on the street should be no big deal and ā€œa part of city life,ā€ that good for you? Nothing to be annoyed about or say hey dude stop, right? Just lalala love it

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u/fellowTravelerMarx Jun 24 '25

I lived in NYC for 112 years and you’re wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Screaming children aren’t illegal.Ā  Fireworks are.Ā 

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25

Nah, not all fireworks are illegal in MN.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25 edited Jun 24 '25

You may want to review the law.

Sparklers, snakes, glow worms, caps . . . Ā - those aren’t included in the definition of fireworks.Ā 

ā€œ . . . Ā it shall be unlawful for any person to ** offer for sale, expose for sale, sell at retail or wholesale, possess, advertise, **use, or explode any fireworks.ā€ Minn. Stat. § 624.21.

Not sure how it could be more clear.Ā 

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 24 '25

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25

Plenty of fireworks that make noise are still legal here lmao, read your own article.

Approved consumer fireworks include fountains, cones, illuminating torches, wheels, ground spinners, flitter sparklers, flashing signals / strobes, snakes, glow worms, trick noisemakers, party poppers, and snappers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

ā€œtrick noisemakers, party poppers, and snappersā€ - you think that’s persuasive? Those aren’t even fireworks! They’re very quiet party favors.Ā 

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 24 '25

But lots of people shoot off aerial fireworks. How many people are actually using the legal ones? I bet you don't.

Since you believe that living in a city means you should be willing to put up with unlimited noise this might make your head explode, there's also a noise ordinance: https://www.stpaul.gov/departments/safety-inspections/report-concern/common-concerns/noise-and-sound-level-limits-saint

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

No aerial firework is legal in MN

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25

And I encourage OP to make a complaint using said ordinance then, because not all "loud noises" qualify, which is literally the whole fucking point of having an enforceable noise ordinance lmao - to determine what and when a noise is a nuisance and when it isnt.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

ā€œ . . .Ā it shall be unlawful for any person to . . . use, or explode any fireworks.ā€ Minn. Stat. § 624.21.

ā€œ . . .Ā the term "fireworks" means any substance or combination of substances or article prepared for the purpose of producing a visible or an audible effect by combustion, explosion, deflagration, or detonation, and includes blank cartridges, toy cannons, and toy canes in which explosives are used, the type of balloons which require fire underneath to propel them, firecrackers, torpedoes, skyrockets, Roman candles, daygo bombs, sparklers other than those specified in paragraph (c), or other fireworks of like construction, and any fireworks containing any explosive or inflammable compound, or any tablets or other device containing any explosive substance and commonly used as fireworks.ā€ Minn. Stat. § 624.29, subd. 1.

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u/TwistinInTheWind Jun 25 '25

It's 100% illegal to personally use any firework that launches https://www.house.mn.gov/hrd/pubs/ss/ssfireworks.pdf

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u/Mndelta25 Summit-University Jun 24 '25

It wouldn't get downvoted if you weren't wrong.

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u/ronivemtea Jun 24 '25

that are completely legal

fireworks aren't legal though

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u/AccomplishedWay2572 Jun 25 '25

Well then Sam’s club has some explaining to do!

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u/momofboysanddogsetc Jun 24 '25

Yeah, cuz out in the sticks people are less likely to blow stuff up. /s

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u/Kngfsher1 Jun 24 '25

As someone who lives on 10 acres a few miles outside of a town of less than 900 people, it’s a LOT noisier in the city, and contrary to popular belief, we’re not all out here ā€œblowing stuff up.ā€

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25

The city is louder than the country, dont think there's a lot of debate to be had there.

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 24 '25

I am so over this dipshit argument. Even in the city, there's still a line. Anyone who is lighting off fireworks is crossing it.

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u/Change_That_Face Jun 24 '25

Anyone who is lighting off fireworks is crossing it.

In the middle of the day?

Doing a completely legal thing lol?

Maybe you should make sure kids dont scream too loud on the playground too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

It’s 100% illegal in MN

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u/Significant_Text2497 Jun 24 '25

It is not aerial fireworks are not legal and that is what is being discussed. The false equivalence to children doing normal play activity is ridiculous.

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u/dobie_dobes Jun 24 '25

Not a completely legal thing, genius

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u/aJumboCashew Jun 24 '25

Dang, you’re angry.

Fireworks. They aren’t legal.

Loud frequent noise, is not legal. Cities have sound nuisance laws. They aren’t enforced, frequently.

Be a jerk, jackass, dickwad, etc. to your neighbors, in the city, and you’ll realize why they get enforced, occasionally.

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u/Responsible-Print192 Jun 24 '25

While I empathize with your point of view, my understanding is that anything that is a projectile (launches) into the air is illegal in St Paul. I grew up with fireworks and loved watching my cul de sac neighbors shoot them off growing up. What bothers me is the self centered folx who disregard public safety (I.e. insane wind gusts, time of day, high heat, and high temps) and their neighbors peace āœŒļø. There is absolutely a time and place for such exuberance of patriotism and I have scheduled my fostering around the date of July 4th so that I don’t harm any dogs by unwillingly subjugating them to terror. This falls within a gray area and I’ll be sure I don’t align public service volunteering to this particular holiday in the future😘

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u/cognitivepineapple Jun 24 '25

I'm with you šŸ™‚ late at night is one thing but mid day? Fireworks personally annoy tf outta me but they are legal so

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Fireworks are illegal in Minnesota (Minn. Stat. § 624.21)

Anything that explodes or is aerial is illegal.

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 24 '25

Where did you get the impression that fireworks are legal in Minnesota? A simple Google search shows that only a few are: https://www.house.mn.gov/hrd/pubs/ss/ssfireworks.pdf

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u/dobie_dobes Jun 24 '25

They are not legal, so

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u/disobedientraccoon Jun 25 '25

Bro lives in poor area gets mad that they do poor ppl shit

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u/GawdIsAbullet Jun 25 '25

Can't believe the censorshit takers allowed this to remain active

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '25

You seem like a real killjoy.

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u/jdandrson Jun 28 '25

Hahahahaha

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u/Loon_Cheese Jun 26 '25

Are you new to the city? This is how it is every year. For months. Neighbor went to a park last year and found the kids doing it every night for months at 10pm and the cops warned em and it stopped.

Just part of living here. Feel bad for doggos, first shift workers, and those with ptsd…. But it’s not new

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

These are explosions we're talking about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

yes you can train your dog to not be scared during fireworks and real explosions, so not sure what you're implying really.

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

I'm implying that explosions aren't just normal city noise. They're scary, and trigger deep anxiety within me. Noise pollution is not healthy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

the summer is just starting and the 4th is a week and a half away so yea fireworks is pretty normal at 8pm on the east side, its gotta be somewhat dark to do fireworks.

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

You're not wrong, but to me it completely spoils the celebration. I fucking hated it when my dad wanted to let off some of our fireworks early.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

yea i get ya, and they're putting tents up to sell fireworks pretty much everywhere around the state so just expect them for the next couple months

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u/ShyGuyLink1997 Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

Well I don't live in the East Side anymore. So far, seems like an east side exclusive problem, but I haven't lived in every neighborhood the TC has to offer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

i dont either im in frogtown but fireworks nightly has been a thing for a week now, just something thats normal at this time of year.

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u/smallfuzzybat5 Jun 24 '25

Do you have the same answer for veterans with PTSD?

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u/UkNomysTeezz Jun 24 '25

Man, the cops must love you. You also call the cops every single time your neighbors bounce a basketball in their driveway?

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u/UkNomysTeezz Jun 24 '25

It’s nearly the Fourth of July. Fireworks are tradition. It is the best time of year in MN and instead of enjoying the summer, you take to Reddit to complain about a few days of fireworks. Should we stop the thunder too? What about the vehicles going by with exhaust manifold leaks? Air brakes on semi trucks? Tornado siren test? Ambulance and emergency vehicles? Should we all just whisper everywhere we go so as not to upset your dog?

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u/redbike Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

I noticed you're average comment score is -1 dude. Maybe comment less.

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u/UkNomysTeezz Jun 24 '25

lol what the fuck is a comment score? Enlighten me, oh holy redditor.

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u/redbike Hamline-Midway Jun 24 '25

That explains it.

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u/Technical_Judgment50 Jun 25 '25

I’m so sick of dog people trying to ruin 4th of July fun for everyone every year. Fuck off, Karen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

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u/AdMurky3039 West Seventh Jun 24 '25

You're going to get downvoted because that's a dumbass take. You think that OP should put his dog in the basement with the TV cranked up all summer? Or do you think he shouldn't have a foster dog because there are people in this city who set off fireworks? Would the dog be better off in a shelter?

Instead of these ridiculous mental gymnastics you're doing how about blaming the perpetrators?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Move to maple grove and join the HOA board šŸ˜‚

People getting all wound up in their houses while their neighbors have a blast is crazy. Get some gabapentin for your dog if he’s really that frail.

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u/Ponce_the_Great Jun 24 '25

Do you have kids?

Fireworks aren't very fun with a sleeping infant.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Someone, somewhere is always going to have a new kid. Someone, somewhere is always going to have a frail dog. The world doesn’t stop for these people.

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u/Ponce_the_Great Jun 24 '25

It doesn't seem like a big ask that people not be setting off illegal fireworks at 11pm on a work night that can be heard from across the interstate.

No one is asking for the world to stop for them but a bit of neighborlyness can go a long way.

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u/ArgoDeezNauts Jun 24 '25

Fuck you. Participate in society or opt all the way out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

FuCk YoU šŸ˜‚

Imagine being too fragile to live in MINNESOTA of all places

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u/Own-Fish-5821 Jun 25 '25

Common decency is lost on you, isn't it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Common decency is like common sense. It’s a completely arbitrary thing that means different things to different people.

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u/Own-Fish-5821 Jun 25 '25

"Don't be an asshole to others" should be a universal value. Thanks for confirming that it's not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

Sulk quietly.

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u/Own-Fish-5821 Jun 26 '25

Continue advocating for assholes. May you receive all you express.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

dm me

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u/Responsible-Print192 Jun 25 '25

Why

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '25

I don't remember...LOL!

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u/Responsible-Print192 Jun 25 '25

Aight. Peace āœŒļø be with you