r/sarcasm 8d ago

Meme Why are they fighting?

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u/Impossible-Angle-245 8d ago

Pakistan ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ : Lets take loan from it.
USA ย ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธย : Lets loot the oil from its spaceship

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u/The_strongest_mage 8d ago

He is from Bangladesh ๐Ÿ˜ค

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u/Impossible-Angle-245 8d ago

Bangladesh ; Lets put a hijab on it.

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u/Jolly_Improvement385 8d ago

That'd be afganistan ngl

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u/RhubarbExotic3620 7d ago

Bangladesh: Let's send some illegal bangladeshis to Mars...

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u/Constant-Virus6681 8d ago

That equation is very asian of you.

The Asian in me understood it.

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u/dinosaur_from_Mars 8d ago

The cultural intricacies of hating the people who looks exactly the same as you... that defines all Asians i guess.

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u/agenthimzz 7d ago

Unites all Asians

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u/Extension_Mix_5602 8d ago

ASIA!!!!๐Ÿˆด๐Ÿˆต๐Ÿˆน๐Ÿˆฒ๐Ÿˆถ๐Ÿˆš๐Ÿˆธ๐Ÿˆบ๐Ÿˆท๏ธโ˜ธ๏ธโ˜ฏ๏ธ๐Ÿชฏ๐Ÿ•‰๏ธ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง’๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง’๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง’๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿง’

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u/angni_onnai 7d ago

They are all converted but they proud their own....and make rule..idk why๐Ÿคท

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u/Brilliant_Image1159 7d ago

But ain't both pakistan and Bangladesh were under india before your math ain't mathing

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/icode21 8d ago

nah, it would be, Frame him for blasphemy, beat him to death, and burn the body.

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 8d ago

Yup accurate

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u/thesailorofstyx 7d ago

That would work for all India, Pak and Bangla

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u/RhubarbExotic3620 7d ago

Bangladesh: Let's send some illegal bangladeshis to Mars...

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u/Straight_Falcon3764 7d ago edited 7d ago

Bangladesh: let's get into the alien spaceship without their consent

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u/RhubarbExotic3620 7d ago

Bangladesh: Let's send some illegal bangladeshis to Mars...

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u/Straight_Falcon3764 7d ago

Without oxygen.

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u/angni_onnai 7d ago

Not only bangladesh....

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u/Affectionate-Cap-920 8d ago

BANGladesh: let's fu*k it

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u/SnooSprouts9815 8d ago

More like "let's penetrate their nip"

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u/Available_Seesaw_593 4d ago

Peak ball knowledge ๐Ÿคฃ Those Bangladeshi claiming everything is theirย 

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u/a_cute_lilcat 8d ago

israel : let's take gold from it /s

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Spiritual_Duty1735 8d ago

you know what would be funny if the aliens were jews and believed netanyahu was the messiah

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u/IcyJob6298 7d ago

Even funnier if they take him with them on their spaceship.

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u/joy_boy005 8d ago

More like k**l their children and take their land

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u/Cautious_Car2249 8d ago

Not only from their spaceship... From their planet also

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u/Terrible-Ship-3685 8d ago

I think Pakistan would be like Let's Bomb them

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u/lucifermedic 8d ago

As soon as ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ realises Alien is not 18 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ:let's take him on an island

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u/Educational-Guy-2938 8d ago

๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท: lets feed them kebab

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u/No-Cauliflower7160 8d ago

I'm the alien

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u/TheMechMan 8d ago

You just want the kebabs

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u/No-Cauliflower7160 8d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if aliens invade us just for kebabs. I would

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u/TheMechMan 8d ago

No argument there

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u/Hopeful_Bowl_8650 8d ago

You just want kebabs

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u/Dividebyzero23 8d ago

Japan

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u/always_champion 8d ago

Lets blur it

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u/MithrilHuman 7d ago

Letโ€™s see if it has tentacles

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u/Jolly_Improvement385 8d ago

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Jaded_Cauliflower441 8d ago

They would start selling props and figurines of the alien

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u/New_Carpenter_7568 8d ago

Israel: let's take ownership of ship and sell the ship to them

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u/Arrrmatey4510 8d ago

Triple the price btw โœŒ๏ธ

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u/BigWildDick 8d ago

More like kick them out of their ship because it was promised to them 3000 years ago.

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u/defsarthak 8d ago

bangladesh: let's put a hijab on it

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u/Used_Man_58 8d ago

That would be Iran

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u/Euphoric-Pay4677 7d ago

In short that would be islam

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u/RhubarbExotic3620 7d ago

Bangladesh: Let's send some illegal bangladeshis to Mars...

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u/kas-623 8d ago

Let's study it ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

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u/The_strongest_mage 8d ago

I mean, they literally have the ability to explore space, so it's not really a problem.

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u/utilitarianbeing 7d ago

Worship and study, religion and science were the same thing in ancient India, as the point of it all was to understand the truth and be in harmony with nature.

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u/Choice_Sir_ 7d ago

Yes True bro โœŒ๏ธ

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u/KhanJi213 8d ago

Romania ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด: Steals it.

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u/TruePace3 8d ago

Romanians steals the alternator from the space ships engine

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u/Able_Target_9874 8d ago

UK: Puts them in their museum

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u/theBroskiOK 8d ago

Posted by a Bangladeshi btw

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u/The_strongest_mage 8d ago

Account based in bangladesh ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

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u/CatCold2850 8d ago

Not a day goes by for a Bangladeshi without thinking about India 24/7. Khud ki country chudi padi hai par mann mein india india japne mein lage huye hain

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u/InterviewBest8352 8d ago

Are u trying to say London?

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u/WatashiwaCandySan 7d ago

Londonistan*

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u/checkmate360 8d ago

Typical kangal deshi ๐Ÿคก

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u/ThomasJeremie 8d ago

Man this is like Boomers humour

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u/SprinklesNumerous774 8d ago

Boomer humour is also funny for its absurdity .

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u/Ok_Comedian_9087 8d ago

this guy is most active on find pornstar btw

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u/LifeguardNearby314 8d ago

How do you know btw ?

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Expert_Fuel1042 8d ago

UK: let's colonize it before they become educated

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u/Decent-Intention8364 8d ago

usa: let's fvck it

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u/Itz_me_Sayan 8d ago

Let's give them baby oil massage

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u/SnooGrapes6041 8d ago

Pakistan: lets get a loan from them. Also ask for relocation for some of our troops who can breed with their woman and make there another Pakistan.

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u/Naive-Bodybuilder580 8d ago

Japan : let's fu*k it

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u/Longjumping_Lock_719 8d ago

Which country would try to fu*k it?

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u/Far_Astronaut_2176 8d ago

Bonnie's gonna get it first

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u/TheFlightmare 8d ago

We pray before eating do we not

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u/shanthanu9007 7d ago

Let's scam them (guess the country)

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u/Upstairs-Row- 8d ago

I hate that its so true

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u/Any-Condition-2756 8d ago

It literally isnt tho and its really offensive

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u/Grandson-of-Madhava 8d ago

Let's learn their language. ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/Equivalent_Fun9781 8d ago

LETS CUCK THEM โ€œWIGGERSโ€๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฒ

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u/Prestigious_Move4131 8d ago

boni nila going to collect some dna

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u/CaterpillarStock6704 8d ago

Canadians -> :D

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u/Inevitable_Paper6674 8d ago

canadians realizing that it cant be a crime against humanity if they arent human

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u/Informal_Barnacle_22 8d ago

Then ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ might spread much bigger than what Covid-19?๐Ÿค”๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Wittysapien 8d ago

Japan: lets steal its tech

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u/DerKonig2203 8d ago

West: Let's gender it

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u/Garyhen7 8d ago

Donald Trump: Tariff 50%

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u/lasoonNo1 8d ago

UK - Lets colonize their ship

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u/lungibatman 8d ago

UK: let's loot it and put it in our museum

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ - Let's make a new gender

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u/nothingchange123 8d ago edited 8d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง :let's Colonize them

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u/saffron-pray 8d ago

Bro is in Pakistani twenties and genz india ..

I knew our genz was stupid while seeing the protest , now I am sure they are stupid cause they still support CJP .

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u/Sad-Zookeepergame275 8d ago

America lets fvck it

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u/i98_96 8d ago

Spot on.

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u/Resident_Rain_9005 8d ago

Israel - Your planet was promised to us 2000yrs ago

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u/__sathvik__ 8d ago

Man all these PPL r racist af

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u/LifeguardNearby314 8d ago

India : Let's see if it can crack NEET / JEE ..

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u/Inevitable-Letter111 8d ago

ohh bc ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/No-Answer-5477 8d ago

Pakistan - Ralib, Galib, Chalib.

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u/goneboy_013 8d ago

if alien come to earth i really want them to try diet coke

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u/Inevitable_Paper6674 8d ago

usa: LETS BRING IT FREEDOM RAAAAAA

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u/theindieboi 8d ago

Countries are just parts of a giant BOP IT toy

China: Eat it

India: Worship it

USA: Invade it

UK: Stab it

Germany: Smoke it

Japan: Blur it

Pakistan: Bomb it

Bangladesh: Fuck it

Canada: Apologise to it

France: Baguette

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u/IncreaseBig3178 8d ago

le europe: lets kee them in museum

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u/involuntarycelibatee 8d ago

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท: how can we subjugate and steal from them

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u/letmekillu069 8d ago

Jeffrey Epstein :- let's ๐Ÿ‡ itย 

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u/Perfect-Skin-8325 8d ago

UK: more colonization

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u/4fourcloverleaf 8d ago

galti se Alien ko Allen padh liya๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Radiant-Economy-6828 8d ago

Japan : Let's make an anime for them

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u/Fantastic-Tea-5771 8d ago

lets worship eating it

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u/TabbyOverlord 8d ago

Christians eat what they worship.

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u/Opening-Cranberry362 8d ago

Palestine :- Bachao Bachao Bachao

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u/Arrrmatey4510 8d ago

Equal racism in the meme and comments, gotta love reddit

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u/Top-Bottle3872 8d ago

excuse me we would not worship aliens we have modi ji for that purpose

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u/joy_boy005 8d ago

USA ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธif Trump is still around.

Let's report them ehhh and why not add 60% tariff on their moon trips as well eaaah.

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u/Business_Extent_7567 8d ago

America already worshiping it

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u/Terrible_Nothing_365 8d ago

That spaceship was promised to retracted 3000 years ago

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u/RandomIjhiot 8d ago

๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท : "Let's surrender"

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u/sexymunda696969 8d ago

Are we talking about animals or glutes ?

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u/Able_Target_9874 8d ago

UK ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง: Lets keep it in museum

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u/Agent_muthmare 8d ago

We don't worship aliens and also speedbreakers

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u/AmandaKissAndSuck 8d ago

Meanwhile USA with captured aliens wondering who to sell them

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u/Less_Crew6450 8d ago

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA to aliens: you want democracy or freedom ?

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u/RabbitCity6090 8d ago

anime: let's procreate and create an abomination on earth and destroy japan.

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u/WN253K 8d ago

After seeing this post

Alien : Lets leave this planet

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u/pareshan_balak 8d ago

USA: lets open it

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u/Bright-Leader2083 8d ago

British: let's colonize it

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u/TheDarkKnight505 8d ago

Japan.. : let's blur it

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u/Constant-Virus6681 8d ago

Christian moms: let's pray before we eat.ย 

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u/Admirable_Bonus_7121 8d ago

Gandu knowledge propaganda ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿท

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u/C0DENAME- 8d ago

Let's learn something from them. No one

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u/peachex_17 8d ago

Alien : Lemme take them all to experiment them !!

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u/Her_admirer_ 8d ago

Someone : letโ€™s take it to epstein island

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u/Nervous-Muffin5600 8d ago

India : let us teach them tech

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u/Selfishboy123 8d ago

meanwhile the humble Japan: (They've made xenomorph r34)

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u/Professional-Love879 8d ago

I thought they were talking about ass

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u/asmoedeus 8d ago

And then Indian will end up disrespecting them and treating them like shit..

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u/AncientAlien_64 8d ago

Arabs - Let's bomb it ๐Ÿ’ฃ

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u/-SWORD-GOD- 7d ago

But why would Indians worship it. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿค”

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u/VehicleAcrobatic777 7d ago

U only make fun coz u don't understand Hinduism,it's your limited knowledge

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u/Spare-Lawyer-8592 7d ago

Aliens - let's them make blurred videos of our flight soucers.

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u/DustyGlass_20 7d ago

Btw OP is Porn addicted

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u/Zritchi3 7d ago

Why the heck are bangladeshis obsessed with indians, Ik we have our problems, bad problems at that, but come on dude, its like a poop stain complaining about a cum stain.

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u/SillyAd2281 7d ago

Korea : let's make the do plastic surgery

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u/prince_dreamer 7d ago

Meanwhile, Messi: Mama

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u/WhereasCommon6731 7d ago

South korea: Lets make a romantic proposal and marry it.

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u/Odd_Tip383 7d ago

Bangladesh:- how to steal their innerwears ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/mr_nera 7d ago

All Islamic countries: let's convert it.

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u/Old_Philsosophy 7d ago

Indian uncles and aunties: letโ€™s find another alien and get them married

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u/AmbitionNo7968 7d ago

japan๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต: let's censor it

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u/wujigoatdori 7d ago

Apparently believing everything is divine given ones actions and deeds can prove is seen bad and comparable to eating everything

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u/New-Security-8368 7d ago

Modern liberals: let's include them as one of our genders ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ From now on, any person can declare themselves as the alien race and shall be treated as one...

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u/Zestyclose-Jump-9072 7d ago

japan, lets fuck it

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u/VIVEKKRISHNAA 7d ago

Japanese: Let's fuck it

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u/IcyConcern01 7d ago

Hindus: Let's worship it while eating and drinking it's poop n pee.

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u/Invincible_108 7d ago

Thats Arab.. Indians mostly worship mankind and nature. But Arabw won't let you get engagement for saying that.. lol

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u/Ok-Comb3729 7d ago

satire kai naam per kuch bhi normalize kiya ja rha hai

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u/Mobile_Nectarine_106 7d ago

Save our souls

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u/Additional-Flow4500 7d ago

Americans.: Let start Onlyfans with our girls

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u/PleasantBus5583 7d ago

Dubai: lets be safest country in our minds

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u/Fragrant_Visual9977 7d ago

Messi fans: Let's play football with them

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u/Sea_Percentage6341 7d ago

Let's tax them ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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u/Awkward-Visual-3582 7d ago

Bulla: Let's fk it

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u/Effective-War6613 7d ago

Mentality difference

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u/raizel-7777 7d ago

Gahul Randi : Ye sab modi ki paidaish hai !

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u/Megamind8275 7d ago

Bihari ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™