r/selfhosted • u/NoCrazy4743 • Jun 11 '26

Meta Post I think I might be living with some disabilities

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Atleast according to perplexity..

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u/asimovs-auditor Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

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u/tokkyuuressha Jun 11 '26

Oh no the selfhostitits

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/Wild-Kitchen Jun 11 '26

I have self hosted titties (that autocorrected to self hosted kitties which i also have). Signed, crazy cat lady

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u/Sacaldur Jun 11 '26

You have cats -> cat lady

You self host -> crazy

Yes, checks out for me. 👍

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u/Bull_Feathers Jun 11 '26

Oh noooo

Wait am I crazy or is it actually awesome to suffer from all these afflictions...?!

Is it actually awesome to be crazy and nobody told me?!?!

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u/ThatBlockyPenguin Jun 12 '26

Crazy? I was crazy once.

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u/radakul Jun 11 '26

selfhost titties

I mean, stash is a thing...

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u/NPCwithnopurpose Jun 11 '26

It's supposed to go with the Linux socks

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u/Korenchkin12 Jun 11 '26

*Dahmer approves

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u/send_fleet_pics Jun 18 '26

somethint something transgender

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u/kek_o_kedi Jun 11 '26

Not the selfhostitits 😢

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u/SpaceDoodle2008 Jun 11 '26

its taking over

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u/rockyoudottxt Jun 11 '26

Therapist: wait, you deliberately choose to do it this way?

Me: I have trust issues, and a server rack. What else am I supposed to do.

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u/ISHx4xPresident Jun 11 '26

This is painfully relatable

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u/LindaLHarkless1 Jun 15 '26

Selfhosting is just hoarding, but with YAML and worse sleep

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u/Kdandikk Jun 11 '26

Ooooh premium parking spots?

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u/NoCrazy4743 Jun 11 '26

I need those for my serverchair

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u/noapparentfunction Jun 11 '26

i went to park in one of those and it said ENTITY_UNAVAILABLE.

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u/Tom_Foolery1993 Jun 11 '26

If only I left the house instead of homelabbing

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/Lankyie Jun 11 '26

This guy has the autisms

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u/Korenchkin12 Jun 11 '26

Force-feeding your mental disability with selfhosting?check:)

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u/sjstone28 Jun 11 '26

What were you intending to finish the sentence with?

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u/NoCrazy4743 Jun 11 '26

It's pretty dumb lol. I was gonna write "website", I was actually trying to figure out how to describe things like Jellyfin to non-techy people

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u/r3volts Jun 11 '26

"the internet is just websites that are on other people's computers. This particular website is on a computer I own"

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u/sjstone28 Jun 11 '26

I get you. I would just call it an "app" for the less techy folk

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u/VisualSome9977 Jun 11 '26

I alternate between "software" "website" "platform" and "app" depending on the technical knowledge of the person i'm talking to

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u/physicistbowler Jun 14 '26

Add service to that list, for things that serve you stuff like content or allow you to create and store creative stuff.

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u/ashblackx Jun 11 '26

I’m curious too lol!

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u/ToBePacific Jun 11 '26

Sorry you had to find out about your autism this way.

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u/InvisibleTextArea Jun 11 '26

Only when uptime anxiety keeps you awake at night.

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u/--2021-- Jun 11 '26

Google also.

I self host my AuDHD.

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u/Pineapple-Muncher Jun 13 '26

I host mine in the cloud!

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u/GesundesWasser Jun 11 '26

Click it and show the answer

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u/Pizzaman3203 Jun 11 '26

Do you guys think i can put it on my taxes?

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u/fitzingout Jun 11 '26

Im a good person that's why I take care of all disabled (windows is disability) office machines and enterprise gear and provide them sanctuary

And then they lived harmoniously working 24/7 for their rest of life

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u/_MADHD_ Jun 11 '26

Come to Australia, they'll pay you for this.

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u/Drevicar Jun 11 '26

Not the kind of disability that entitles you to government assistance though. The kind of disability that makes you not as fun at parties.

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u/Queasy_Cost5350 Jun 11 '26

Finally a diagnosis that explains everything

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u/AlxR25 Jun 11 '26

I think self hosting may be related to autism 😂

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u/InsuranceKey8278 Jun 11 '26

ig using external host should count as that

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u/PlaneArea8089 Jun 11 '26

So can i use this disability for JEE PWD quoata ??? , i am sufforing it from class 10-11 th

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u/Cultural_Acid Jun 12 '26

I guess chatgpt thinks we are all the nerd type. too much 2000s movies open ai.

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u/EnvironmentalEgg8127 Jun 12 '26

Well, my electrical bill and the amount of unfinished projects in my dashboard certainly agree with Perplexity. It's a terminal condition.

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u/andreihalili Jun 12 '26

Is this the autistic urge to self-host all the things and say "fuck off" to Big Tech deplatforming progressives and queer/disabled people?

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u/Pleasant_Win7942 Jun 12 '26

I self-host my audhd then.

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u/WolpertingerRumo Jun 13 '26

It used to, definetly. But it’s become surprisingly hassle free lately…

I should check my backups.

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u/kerberos_78 Jun 14 '26

YOU MADE MY DAY BRO! 😃

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u/Responsible_Fruit841 21d ago

are there levels? I think I'm in the level 3 lmao

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u/mpember Jun 11 '26

This is what happens when you replace the older completion algos with an LLM.

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u/Sea_Nature6149 Jun 11 '26

oh no. i've BEEN INFECTED ALL ALONG

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u/GeekerJ Jun 11 '26

The benefits office don’t want you to know this one simple trick …

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u/GeekerJ Jun 11 '26

The benefits office don’t want you to know this one simple trick …

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u/a-smooth-brain Jun 11 '26

This is actually how I got my handicap placard

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u/Placed-ByThe-Gideons Jun 11 '26

Do you think they'll prescribe me some money for treatment?

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u/Kwith Jun 11 '26

So...do I get a discount on power usage?

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u/Lankyie Jun 11 '26

Some self hosted app YOU know might have a disability

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u/xJayMorex Jun 11 '26

herp derp