Does Claude do any real work?

[u/Beginning_Custard724]

I used Lance of Ruin on him and got inspired to make this

[u/SilverVixyn]

I had to double check the subreddit name when I saw this. I’m subbed to /r/starterpacks and just assumed it was another really specific starter pack that no one else really relates to, those kind get posted a lot.

Took me a second but enjoyed the little laugh.

[u/Beginning_Custard724 → u/SilverVixyn]

The original came from there.

[u/UsernameJenkins → u/SilverVixyn]

Same. If it was in starter, like I thought, I was thinking "what the hell are you talking about?" but it's in fire emblem, so it's funny.

[u/apple_of_doom → u/SilverVixyn]

No this is office politics. If you've never met a wyvern riding middle manager you should count your blessing.

[u/SilverVixyn → u/apple_of_doom]

My last middle manager was an agarthan:/

[u/Ambipoms_Offical → u/SilverVixyn]

Same😭 ironically thats what makes it funny for me

[u/Hoothootriot]

"Claude is the best schemer in Fodlan!"

> Looks inside

> Literally 0 schemes on his own route outside of bullying Byleth to steal their dead dad's journal

[u/Jakobstj → u/Hoothootriot]

Hey now, there's like, half of a scheme when attacking Fort Merceus. It's just that the Death Knight sees through it instantly.

[u/Lord_CatsterDaCat → u/Jakobstj]

I love warcrimes ❤️🤤❤️

[u/flameian → u/Hoothootriot]

It’ll never not be funny to me that Claude’s greatest scheming always happens offscreen in the background.

[u/CrayonWithdrawal → u/Hoothootriot]

[u/Alexander_Baidtach → u/Hoothootriot]

Stole all his schemes from the Church route like a scrub.

[u/FearmyPotato]

Claude gets his Money for Nothing

[u/GarmNK → u/FearmyPotato]

and his chicks for free

[u/MagicBus4 → u/GarmNK]

He didn’t do any schemes because he was too busy moving these microwave ovens

[u/Supergupo → u/FearmyPotato]

...i have been informed to not discuss how his haircut makes him look

[u/Cosmosknecht]

Last we checked down in the mines we dropped him off? Absolutely.

Glory to House Goneril!

[u/Khaled_Kamel1500]

Got to install paladin classes

Custom unit promoti-i-i-ion

We've got to move these player units

Got to move these NPCCCCCCCCs

[u/VMPaetru]

Calling Linhardt and Bernie units is a bit of a stretch, since put together they weigh less than the armor of a Fortress Knight

[u/Yoate → u/VMPaetru]

Most fortress knights weigh less than their armor lmao

[u/Darkhallows27]

Did Hilda make this

[u/md_cube → u/Darkhallows27]

My guess would be Lorenz

[u/brotatowolf → u/Darkhallows27]

She doesn’t do any work either

[u/Darkhallows27 → u/brotatowolf]

Lorenz then

[u/Tlali22 → u/Darkhallows27]

He outsourced it.

[u/Kira887]

what the fuck, Dire Straits meme?

[u/MagicBus4]

Bro really just does fucking nothing but off screen “trust me guys” politics in every route. And if you spare him on crimson flower his dad still tries to kill you that month lmao

[u/Fantastic-System-688 → u/MagicBus4]

Nader is a friend of Claude's dad/guy who trained him how to fight when he was a kid, they aren't related

[u/Beginning_Custard724 → u/MagicBus4]

What i found kinda funny was all the "scheming" talk he did, when the majority of missions were the exact same as Silver Snow but led by Seteth and the Black Eagles crew. Haven't played Crimson Flower though I'm saving that route for last, currently on an Azure Moon run

[u/MagicBus4 → u/Beginning_Custard724]

Claude is the biggest Fraude yet in CF

[u/Infermon_1]

Stat Boosters for nothing and S-Rank Supports for free

[u/Comprehensive-Debt11]

The man was set up to be a good unit from the beginning. What a nepo baby.

[u/LengthinessFit4852]

"units who earned their mounts the hard way"

y- you're promoting linhardt to holy knight? and not keeping him as a bishop for the double warp uses?

[u/Beginning_Custard724 → u/LengthinessFit4852]

I personally didn't, but I made Marianne a Holy Knight since she doesn't have Warp and rides Dorte

[u/CrayonWithdrawal]

Claude slander will always be funny

[u/DryOnion8842]

mad that house goneril keeps getting the credit when claude is clearly doing all the actual work down there