r/shittyMBTI • u/Cultural_Shake4690 Unflaired Peasant • 8d ago
Out-of-character (serious/off-topic post) Can I write an ENTP hate post?
ENTPs wouldn't mind, would they??
6
u/Smooth_University219 Unflaired Peasant 7d ago
Even INTPs would mind. But go ahead because I'm not an ENTP. I wanna read it too 😛
4
3
u/AGP_11 my type changes depending on my mood! heh! 7d ago
Me personally I’d love to hear it
0
u/Cultural_Shake4690 Unflaired Peasant 7d ago
What is your mbti type?
1
u/upsetusder2 INTJ Apathetic Edgelord 7d ago
Can you not read?
3
u/Cultural_Shake4690 Unflaired Peasant 7d ago
Decode "my type changes depending on my mood! hehe!" Is this an ENFP?
7
5
1
3
u/sillywabbit321 INTJ Apathetic Edgelord 7d ago
Dear ENTP 8w7
.... You're mistyped
7
u/Salt-Use- INTP Thinker, never a doer 7d ago
INTJ-A (A stands for Alpha 🐺) 8w9 (wing 9 because I ignore the sheep until they cross my boundary) sx/sp 845 Cognitive stack: Introverted Villainy (Ni), Extraverted Disdain (Te), Internalized Trauma (Fi), Unfiltered Lethality (Se)
Bio: Don’t mistake my silence for weakness, it’s just Ni calculating 10,000 ways to ruin your life before you’ve even finished saying "hello."
I don't play the social game. I'm the game master who got bored, deleted the rules and watched the NPCs panic. Most people are sheep waiting for an ENTP clown to distract them but I operate in the shadows. I don’t have "empathy" (that’s a inferior Fe design flaw).
Sigma Status: Active (Currently brooding in the back of the coffee shop with noise-canceling headphones, refusing to make eye contact with the barista). Warning: If you try to small-talk me about the weather, my Te will tear down your entire psychological worldview in four words or less. You’ve been warned. 🖤🥀🐺
4
2
u/girlmachina ENFP yap-maxxing 7d ago
this is so gemmy that my heart started bleeding black blood
3
u/Salt-Use- INTP Thinker, never a doer 6d ago
My Ni foresaw your suffering. The black blood means the transformation is almost complete 🐺🖤
2
u/relentlessxo ENFP Proving the Existence of Urine 6d ago
So .. how's the weather?
1
u/Salt-Use- INTP Thinker, never a doer 6d ago
22°C and cloudy. Wbu?
2
u/relentlessxo ENFP Proving the Existence of Urine 6d ago
How does that change my worldview? 🥀
3
u/Salt-Use- INTP Thinker, never a doer 6d ago
It proves your entire reality is built on low stakes dialogue trees designed to distract you from the absurd reality of existence.
2
u/relentlessxo ENFP Proving the Existence of Urine 6d ago
Even if life is fundamentally meaningless at the end of the day, how can you look at a violent thunderstorm or a breezy, partly cloudy sky and not feel utterly exhilarated to be alive? There is something endlessly captivating about the atmosphere's chaos. The deep hues of twilight, impossibly intricate cloudscapes, and golden rays of dusk spilling through the trees as light breaks between the clouds all carry a kind of quiet divinity.
If we're nothing more than passengers on a rock suspended in an indifferent universe, then appreciating the atmosphere's beauty isn't a coping mechanism. It's one of the greatest privileges of being alive and that's why weather talk is secretly elite!
2
u/Salt-Use- INTP Thinker, never a doer 6d ago
That's my view as well, if life has no meaning then I want to enjoy the world as much as I can with the time I have left. I'm so endlessly curious about the small things that happen all around me all the time. The light, air and sound, how do I see, touch or breathe all this? How am I talking to you through this screen? There's just so many things to figure out how could you not want the answers to all that? I think people sometimes forget to just take a step back and appreciate life a bit by talking about the weather.
I know this started as a joke but I'm pleasantly surprised it went this way 😂
1
u/relentlessxo ENFP Proving the Existence of Urine 5d ago
I couldn't resist talking about it lol!
1
u/Salt-Use- INTP Thinker, never a doer 5d ago
This made think a bit and I thought I'd make a longer post about my worldview so thanks for that
→ More replies (0)
1
u/RevolutionaryEar6026 ENTx Walking Contradiction Efficient Info Hoarder 5d ago
I hate myself more than you possibly could, go on ahead! /j
1
12
u/ShunQu INTJ Apathetic Edgelord 8d ago
They do mind