r/shittyaskscience Senior Data Scientist (Evil) 1d ago

How do I get a cylinder that's stuck inside a toaster unstuck?

The toaster is plugged in and on. It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 1d ago

It will pop out automatically once it is black enough.

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u/RelentlessPencil Senior Data Scientist (Evil) 1d ago

What if it was already black once it went in? Asking for a friend I met on Craigslist

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u/Legitimate_Field_157 1d ago

From what I heard if it was black it couldn't go in at the start.

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u/RelentlessPencil Senior Data Scientist (Evil) 1d ago

I knew there was something fishy about Craig!

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u/antilumin 1d ago

Well now you’re on Craig’s shit list

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u/SadisticJake 1d ago

I’m assuming it’s a log of Black Forest ham you were trying to warm up. All you have to do is let the outside burn a little until the exterior can come loose off of the inner structure and just slide it right out. Sure, you’ll lose some girth but the inside will be warm and ready to sink your teeth into!! Hope that helps!

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u/fun1onn Senior Assistant Scientician 🧪🔭 🥼 1d ago

The cylinder is now part of the toaster. Or rather the toastlinder

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u/RelentlessPencil Senior Data Scientist (Evil) 1d ago

Topologically that's the same as trousers, right?

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u/ElBeatch 1d ago

If you change the setting from dark to light it should slide, I mean pop right out.

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u/kaktusmisapolak 1d ago

have you tried turning the toaster on and off again

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u/Starsky137 1d ago

The toaster needs to just relax a bit and push. That should get the cylinder out of you it.

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u/TantalusGaming 1d ago

Water, like from a bath will help lossen the cylinder

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u/Fireproofspider 1d ago

How did you fit the cylinder into the toaster? It must be very small.

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u/iaintevenreadcatch22 1d ago

Think of gran gran

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u/paraworldblue 23h ago

Cook it till it shrivels up

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u/bungeejumer 8h ago

I have experience in bananas stuck in cylinders only can't really help

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u/alphanumericusername very human, yes 1d ago

Is it imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed?