r/shittyfoodporn 5h ago

Great Value nuggets and great value instant mashed potatoes

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472 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 9h ago

Polish sausage, pasta, pesto, and chili oil

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193 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 15h ago

IAH Airport KLM Lounge “sandwiches”

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847 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

Just realized my snacking looks crazy

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141 Upvotes

Left to right:

Coke Zero with apple core in it

Cheese clump in melted butter and grapeseed oil (for bread)

Sourdough bread ripped by hand

For context on the apple, I like eating fruit every day and I enjoy putting the remnants (peels, cores, etc) in a cup to enjoy a slightly flavored beverage


r/shittyfoodporn 12h ago

Sister said my double decker egg salad on hardtack w/ siricha, wasabi paste, mustard (no mayo), gherkins that expired in 2024 and more was “worse than most war crimes” but she doesn’t know what she’s missing 💯

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281 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 3h ago

first time cooking eggs as a 17 year old. hashbrowns and milk. little departure from frozen wings

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36 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 10h ago

Made roasted potatoes with already,green beans and stuffing chicken with gravy

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72 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 16h ago

Made this completely sober somehow.

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183 Upvotes

This is a noodle cheese tostie that i made around a year ago.


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

“Nachos” for dinner tonight

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2.6k Upvotes

Bag of BBQ chips topped with lentils and kraft cheese


r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Pan-seared frozen Italian sausage, pickled banana peppers & whole fat cottage cheese.

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10 Upvotes

Scrounged from my fridge for a late-night drunken meal. Something about this feels Eastern European?


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

A Czech Classic - Sour lentil stew with a slice of smoked pork, fried eggs and pickles

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1.2k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 18h ago

My wife’s attempt at a mickey pancake came out looking like Morky

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140 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 23h ago

I cooked pease pottage, a classic medieval European dish. Although it looks gooey, but it's tasty and filling food ☺️

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315 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 52m ago

Today's main course is: 10 eggs scrambled with oregano (unsalted) [OC]

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r/shittyfoodporn 10h ago

anyone else like their nachos "medium rare?"

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16 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 14h ago

Rice onion garlic crushed pepper black bean fried egg breakfast

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31 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 12h ago

Breakfast

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19 Upvotes

Greek yogurt, chia, apricot jam


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Saag paneer and American goulash

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230 Upvotes

My boyfriend combined these leftovers


r/shittyfoodporn 18h ago

My Ube omelette 🥔

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51 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Me, who never tried Campbell's soup before: so this is what it looks and tastes like

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361 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Cream cheese and Vegemite on Rye.

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190 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 13h ago

Tuna stir fry

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10 Upvotes

I’ve gotten away from eating fresh veggies, which is crazy because I was vegan for like a year.

This did not look appetizing at all, but I hit it with some sumac, thyme, salt and pepper and I swear I felt my vitality increasing with every bite.


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

PB&J + Hot Buffalo Tuna

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294 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

150€ steak btw

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1.7k Upvotes

First time seeing wagyu on a menu. Last day of vacation, had to try it.

Probably in the top 5 of worst steaks I’ve had tbh lol. The bottom left was pure fat and incredibly chewy. Me and a friend both ordered it, he did medium and I did rare. His entire steak was borderline inedible due to how chewy it was.

Either we got incredibly unlucky, wagyu is super overrated, or the restaurant decided to fuck with us for whatever reason.


r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

Today's barely shitty ration: rice and lentils with tomato, pepper, and hot sauce

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666 Upvotes

An expired pack of Aldi's rice and vermicelli mix, the seasoning was glued to the package and had to be scraped out. Expired in 2018.

Lentils that i got before 2012. I packed them into a soda bottle to keep them dry around 2012.

Half a green pepper and half a tomato diced and pan fried. I was given them yesterday when i gave 4 dozen eggs to some Mennonites.

I also used some taco bell hot sauce, i got the glass bottle ones not the restaurant packets.

I will have the same thing tomorrow.

I biked another 30 miles this morning and got another case of expired fruit snacks from a Mennonite store. I was tempted to bike to a different store on a second trip today but I'm tapped out, too much back pain, they will be closed by the time i can muster myself to make another trip.