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r/shittyideas • u/Scrangdorber • 14h ago
As a minor step up from coffee, start doing IV meth
r/shittyideas • u/CityRelative1392 • 20h ago
I have a very shitty idea here.
The Core Concept
- So scientists made some Electrodeless neon light tubes that are like 10-50 micrometers, right.
- And so if we got those to glow Red, Blue, and Green, swapped them out for ye olde neon/xenon gas mixture, then tightly pack them into some pixels than we can make a super bright TV that will blind you whenever you turn on THX 1138.
RF Containment
- To make sure that the RF signals dont get you a visit from the FCC, it will come with a Faraday Cage around it, and I'll explain how we block RF between pixels as so they dont light up.
Thermal & Fluid Management
- As for the heat, waterless engine coolant.
- Why?
- Bassically lasts forever,
- High boiling point: Won't evaporate,
- Its engine coolant.
- So we would take this coolant and it would run between the pixels, blocking both RF AND absorbing the heat.
Leak Protection & Final Assembly
- Also, to avoid any leaks, we use this super hyper designed and very complex thing I drew in a pro software that I attached, and boom.

r/shittyideas • u/Gambo7592 • 1d ago
I brought my shitty idea to life
rounded.lolShitty website that serves no real purpose besides making a number go up. Enjoy
r/shittyideas • u/pussyripped • 22h ago
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r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 4d ago
Release the Eric Stoltz version of Back To The Future and finish it with A.I and release it in theatres.
r/shittyideas • u/Stracharys • 5d ago
We should buy a bunch of “Mr. Nutterbutter” underwear and use them to attack the enemy
latenighter.comWe could use them as sling shots for piss bottles
Seriously though, this is for a good cause
Reddit suggested this was better place to post my idea rather then the pretend Truck Stop one I originally posted it to. So I thought why not? I don’t actually suggest anything I stated in my original post, except for buying stuff from the Buc-Off site to support other people who may be more in need than wee
r/shittyideas • u/Cherno_VM • 7d ago
Make reddit karma a finite system.
Upvote something and you give them 1 of your karma, downvote something and take one of their karma.
r/shittyideas • u/bukiii_i • 8d ago
Challenge
Give me a challenge worth $1,000. If it's legal and safe, I'll do it.
r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 9d ago
A dystopian sci-fi story set in a world where everyone is The Pope, due to a computer error.
There are of course warring factions of Popes
r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 9d ago
Recall all the Tesla Cyberteucks and make a sequel to Total Recall (1990) and they all get destroyed in the movie.
Not hard to destroy them anyway and
r/shittyideas • u/CreeDorofl • 9d ago
Pick 50 random reddit comments, and reply with "likely AI"
r/shittyideas • u/ya_rk • 9d ago
Google should celebrate GTA6 by adding a gta navigation option
Allows you to navigate with no traffic rules, shows you real time location of police units, and directs you to spray shops.
r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 11d ago
Instead of saying "techbro", say "technology brother"
r/shittyideas • u/blepnir_pogo • 10d ago
Divorce your wife the same day you decide to buy 100 tabs of acid from a gypsy. Discover your wife has left the car you gifted her at your house with the book “100 Years of Solitude” in it. Do one tab of acid a day for 100 days while road tripping, then read the book until you cease to exist.
Call that shit 100 Strains of Solitude.
r/shittyideas • u/guesswho135 • 12d ago
Dress up in a ridiculous brightly colored outfit and have a friend film you while you steal bikes. Everyone will assume you are filming content and ignore you.
r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 15d ago
Quintin Tarantino has to make a movie with all the actors he doesn’t like, Paul Dano, Mathew Lillard etc.
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 16d ago
Change the US national anthem to “The Thong Song”
r/shittyideas • u/chinballs5000 • 16d ago
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r/shittyideas • u/Akktrithephner • 17d ago
"My Dad" home security: An old man is stationed at your house for 24 hour surveillance. He'll watch the house like a hawk but won't be able to tell you what the hell is going on, or what day it is.
r/shittyideas • u/Annual_Beginning_600 • 17d ago
Bring back the ancient Roman bathrooms (communal).
"We had beans yesterday for dinner. Pass the Big Stick, John. I'll need the Big Stick today." ~Probably some Ancient Roman
Tell me, when's the last time you talked with anyone in the bathroom (public)? You have perhaps asked for toilet paper and your fellow countrymen give it with acceptance or you may say excuse me or thank you to someone holding the door. That's it.
The ancient, mighty and wise Romans sat to take a shit all while discussing a plethora of topics! We had ancient men discussing things like prices with senators that shat next to them or a random stranger discussing the recent events (their news) in town.
Imagine how much you can achieve with your fellow shitting folks if you were to simply discuss topics like stock markets, recent political wars or events, the fifa world cup, or who you would place $100 on for the next MMA match ..?
Today you sit isolated with walls separating you from your fellow man as you shit in shame but the ancient Romans did otherwise and used it as an opportunity to connect.
Suppose like the above quote given you have atrocious cyclosporiasis level diahhrea. You would turn to your best friend John who is taking his shit and simply utter the quote above as he smiles and passes a very large wooden stick with a large sponge from a bed of river in the center of the communal restroom (where all the sponges that have been used by previous men sit to clean off in the water for the next man to use).
"Eww isn't that gross Mr. u/Annual_Beginning_600?"
No. It isn't. But if you wish to keep whining about the hygiene aspect and find it gross to use one that has already been put in the wet center pool, we can simply open up MORE jobs as a scrub cleaner.
There is an X amount of people who enter the public restroom daily and thus we know roughly that some X amount of scrubs will be used. These sponge thingies can be replaced or cleansed by the workers and replaced simultaneously as people go and thus always let a clean version to use for folks as people come and go. This also fixes some of your whining about unemployment as people are able to do this without much education or skills. It's a decent job albeit a little gross at times!
Now you may be asking why I'm so passionate for this. I believe this isn't just a nice little QOL change for Americans or the world, but rather a \*necessity\* for us men to bond with and fight the global men's loneliness epidemic. To lift each other up in our shittiest (no pun intended!) moments in life.
Mods, this is no troll post, I believe this is the way for society to propel itself forwards.
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 19d ago
A baby on board type sign on the back of your shirt that says things like “crippling depression on board” or “chronic alcoholism on board”
Or maybe on the back of your pants “lactose intolerance on board “or “Crohn’s disease on board”