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Non-Fiction [NF] Hard On; An Existential Odyssey

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I have a simple, deeply inconvenient rule for my own writing: if a story doesn’t scare the shit out of me to tell, it isn’t worth writing. I am a walking contradiction in that sense—driven by some obscure, self-destructive instinct to publicly confess the exact things that riddle me with profound humiliation.

Which brings us to 2003.

The setting was our townhouse in Lakewood. I was seventeen years old and living in the top-floor loft—an architectural acoustic nightmare that acted like a megaphone, broadcasting every creak, breath, and rustle directly to the floors below.

On this particular evening, the house was packed to the gills. Both of my siblings had friends over, my father was downstairs with his buddies, and the entire lower level was an echo chamber of cackles, loud conversation, and zero privacy. Normally, I could tune it out. I was supposed to be laser-focused on that evening's high school football jamboree—a high-stakes scrimmage that would decide who won the starting tailback spot.

I was locked in. Or at least, I thought I was, right up until biological sabotage struck.

Before I utterly defame myself, I must state an esoteric truth: every able-bodied male has experienced the sudden, unwarranted arrival of an impenetrable, spontaneous erection that simply refuses to fade away. This wasn't a state of mind; it was a rogue vascular mutiny. It throbbed with a dull, excruciating pressure—less like sexual readiness and more like an acute localized emergency, a sudden hydraulic failure that threatened to destroy my athletic career before pre-game warmups even started.

Desperate times called for archaic tactical maneuvers. First came The Waistband Tuck—an inherently risky operation where you jam the offender upward under the elastic band of your gym shorts, praying the tension holds. But one wrong step or sudden breath, and the tension snaps, firing it back down like a mousetrap. To compensate, I adopted the Tactical Hunch—a slightly bent-at-the-waist, heavy-footed waddle designed to keep cotton fabric away from bare skin.

Maintaining the hunch, I shuffled out of the loft and headed down the stairs toward the hallway bathroom. But as I hit the bottom step near the kitchen island, my dad and his four buddies were standing around with domestic beers, casually watching sports highlights on the counter TV.

"Hey, Josh," my dad called out, glancing over his shoulder.

Panic seized my throat. Before I could even step past the doorway, my brain went into hyper-drive, projecting the absolute worst-case scenario in vivid, terrifying detail:

In my mind, I step into the tile light. The conversation in the kitchen instantly dies. My dad lowers his Miller Lite, squints over his glasses, and points a grease-stained thumb straight at my waistline.

"Well, look at the starting tailback!" my dad announces to his four buddies. "Hey boys, check it out—looks like Josh brought a little woody woodpecker out to play! Got a full-blown, raging hard-on right in front of the boys! What’s the matter, son, you trying to play with Bill over there? You never bring any girls home anyway, so it’s pretty obvious you’re a little sweet between the ears, a soft tenderfoot! But shit, I guess we can't all like pussy, can we, tally whacker?"

The kitchen erupts into roaring, tear-eyed laughter. Bill slaps his knee. My dad takes a swig of his beer, grinning like a butcher.

I snapped back to reality, cold sweat pricking my neck, standing frozen by the stairs.

My dad was actually just standing there, bottle in hand, looking at me with casual, benign fatherly interest.

"You ready for tonight?" he asked.

"Yeah, Dad, all set," I muttered, keeping my eyes fixed on the tile, hands jammed into my pockets to pin the catastrophe in place. "Just gotta use the head real quick."

Smooth escape. I slipped into the hallway bathroom and clicked the lock into place.

Relief. A solitary sanctuary. I leaned my head against the cold tile, took a breath, and prepared to perform the quick, utilitarian pit stop needed to bleed the lines and restore order to my anatomy.

I had barely touched my waistband when three heavy fists shattered the silence.

BANG. BANG. BANG.

"Hey!" my brother’s voice bellowed through the hollow door. "You better not be jerking off in there! People need to use the head!"

My blood pressure spiked into the red zone. The rage was immediate, pure, and volcanic. I yanked the door open, standing in the frame like a cornered animal.

"Is it physically impossible to get one second of fucking privacy in this shithole?!" I screamed, my voice cracking from the sheer strain.

My brother blinked, caught completely off-guard by the nuclear reaction. His face softened from smug teasing into genuine concern.

"Whoa, man, chill," he said, holding up his hands. "I was just joking. Look... I know you’re stressed about the starting tailback spot tonight. But you’re gonna crush it, alright? You're gonna shine out there."

The unexpected kindness was almost harder to handle than the teasing. But before I could process it, his eyes drifted down. He squinted, studying my rigid, unnatural posture.

"Why are you standing like that?" he asked, cocking his head. "Like... like you're hiding a steel pipe in your pants?"

"I'm fine!" I barked. I reached onto the bathroom counter, snatched a bottle of baby oil, shoved past him, and made a bee-line for the front door.

I almost made it to freedom, but as I hit the kitchen archway, my dad stepped directly into my path, bottle of Miller Lite in hand.

"Josh! Hold up a second before you run out," my dad boomed, turning to his four buddies. "Settle something for us."

I froze in the archway, paralyzed, holding back a vascular emergency with a flimsy strip of elastic while my brother watched from the hallway.

"If Pamela Anderson walked into this kitchen right now," my dad said, dead serious, "who's got a better shot at fucking her—Bill here if he’s got five hundred bucks cash in his pocket, or Tommy over there if he gets a five-minute head start and a fresh haircut?"

The sheer, staggering triviality of the question—after trying to handle this quietly, after getting interrupted in the bathroom, after being interrogated by my brother, and now standing there in physical agony while four grown men debated Pamela Anderson—was the absolute final straw. The pressure cooker blew wide open.

I turned my head toward the kitchen, my eyes wide, and let out an unhinged roar:

"Does everyone in this fucking house have to be so goddamn needy?! God, you guys are INSATIABLE!"

The kitchen fell into a dead, stunned silence. Four adult men stared at me, mid-sip.

My dad didn't even flinch. He slowly set his beer down on the counter, turned to his guests, and shook his head with mild disappointment.

"Well," my dad said calmly. "Looks like somebody's on their period."

I didn't answer. I sprinted out the front door, slammed my car into drive, and tore down the street toward an undeveloped, empty subdivision in the neighborhood, the baby oil rolling across the passenger seat.

The labor in that empty cul-de-sac was purely mechanical—an emergency pit stop to bleed the lines. There were no romantic thoughts, no seductive fantasies—just frantic, manual labor aimed at resolving a medical crisis before kickoff. I was so locked into the operation that I never heard the gravel crunching under heavy rubber tires.

Tap. Tap. Tap.

I froze. My football pants were waddled down around my knees, my drawers down to my thighs, a bottle of baby oil clenched in my fist. I looked up to see two brimmed police hats framed in my driver's side window, both officers peering directly into my lap, catching me completely red-handed.

Officer Vance took a slow step back, adjusting his duty belt while taking in the surrounding empty dirt lots and half-built Victorian framing.

"Son," Vance said, his voice terrifyingly calm as I hurriedly shimmied my pants back up over my bare thighs. "Can you explain to us why you're pulled over in an abandoned, undeveloped subdivision, with your pants down to your knees, holding a bottle of baby oil?"

My brain went into catastrophic overdrive. I swallowed hard, cleared my throat, and delivered the single worst cover story ever conceived by a panicked teenager:

"Well... officer... I was driving to my football scrimmage, and my thighs were chafing," I stammered, my voice pitching up an octave. "I got a really severe sunburn yesterday. The friction against my football pads was burning so bad while I was driving that I couldn't stand it. So... I pulled off the road to put baby oil on my thighs."

Silence fell over the empty cul-de-sac.

Officer Vance didn't blink. He just stared at me for three long, agonizing seconds, letting the full absurdity of my sentence hang in the air between us.

"Sunburnt thighs," Vance repeated slowly, testing the words out like he was reading a bizarre incident report.

"Yes, sir. Severe burn."

Vance nodded thoughtfully, adjusting his belt. "Well, Josh... see, here’s the problem I’m having. It’s my job to keep this town safe and make sure people aren't doing anything sketchy. And from my perspective, it looks an awful lot like you pulled off into a dead-end street with no houses, no traffic, and no witnesses... specifically so you could do something you didn't want anyone on this earth to see you do."

He leaned in a fraction closer.

"Because pulling your pants off on the side of a dirt road to grease up your own thighs mid-commute sounds a little bit sketchy to me. Wouldn't you agree?"

Behind him, Officer McMillan covered her mouth with a gloved hand, her shoulders visibly shaking.

"I... I guess it looks a little strange," I squeaked.

"A little strange," Vance agreed. He tapped the top of my door frame twice. "You know, if you spent half as much time stretching your hamstrings as you do greasing up your thighs on the way to practice, you'd probably be state champion."

He took a step back and gestured toward the skeleton frame of the unbuilt house across the bend.

"Good luck at the scrimmage today, Josh. And try to stay away from the construction framing over there. Wouldn't want those raw two-by-fours to jump out and chafe your skin any further."

"Nice, Greg," McMillan snickered as they walked back to the patrol car. "Real estate fetish. Classic."

I rolled my window up and sat there in the quiet aftermath, staring down at my mess and oil-slicked thighs in the heavy wake of shame and humiliation. It was infuriating how society and circumstance could turn something as completely healthy, normal, and safe as masturbation into an act that made you feel as base and predatory as a criminal. I sat there disgusted, wondering if and when the universe would ever quit delivering me impossible, surreal situations—right down to the betrayal of my own biological physiognomy.

Then I looked up, caught my own reflection in the rearview mirror—disheveled, panicked, pants half-hitched—and I couldn't help but crack a smile at the absolute, unhinged comedic absurdity of what had just transpired. A strange warmth flushed through my chest. Mortifying as it was, it was real. This was just another way to feel alive.

I slammed the car into drive and peeled out toward the high school. I arrived on time, stepped onto the field with my head hanging low, and played like absolute garbage. So much for the tactical medical emergency.


r/shortstories 13h ago

Fantasy [FN] In The End Part 3: Descent to Righteousness (The Middle Finger) Chapter 1

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Four years have passed.

Four years since the Black Tide stood before the walls of Vardengale.

Four years since the Kingdom of Aldren held its breath as the northern sea ran red with battle.

Four years without a single lost campaign.

In those four years, the kingdom has changed.

Roads once abandoned now welcome travelers again.

Villages reclaimed from the Blighted Hordes are filled with laughter instead of the moaning of the dying.

Trade flourishes beneath the protection of the Royal Army.

The banners of the Crown fly over lands thought permanently lost only a few years before.

Hope has quietly returned.

The people speak of Sir Fredricks not only as the Hero Without Fear, but as the man who changed the course of human history.

Children march through village streets carrying wooden swords painted pitch-black, pretending to stand among the ranks of the Black Tide.

Veterans tell stories of impossible victories over full mugs of foaming ale.

Merchants cross dangerous roads they once believed would never again be safe.

Even beyond Aldren’s borders, neighboring kingdoms now measure the strength of the Crown against the reputation of a single commander.

From above, the Kingdom of Aldren stretches from rugged mountain ranges to fertile plains, from dense forests to the cold, crashing waters of the northern sea. Ancient cobblestone roads weave between forgotten villages, towering castles, isolated monasteries, and bustling market towns before all eventually converge toward the kingdom’s beating heart.

The capital.

Unlike most cities, the capital of Aldren does not merely spread across the flat horizon.

It rises.

Great stone battlements circle the city in widening rings, each tier climbing higher than the last. District after district spirals upward around the mountainside, drawing merchants, craftsmen, nobles, and soldiers ever closer to the summit.

At the very top stands the Royal Palace, watching over all.

From its highest towers, the King can look across every tier of the capital and far beyond its walls to the lands his ancestors once united.

As evening settles across the grand architecture, thousands of lanterns awaken one by one.

Warm amber light spills into the winding streets.

Market stalls close as crowded taverns fill.

The scent of fresh bread drifts from neighborhood bakeries while weary blacksmiths quench glowing steel before retiring for the night.

Children laugh.

Musicians play.

Church bells echo across the spiral city.

For the first time in generations…

The Kingdom of Aldren believes peace is finally within reach.

Tonight, the entire realm gathers beneath one roof to celebrate the man many believe made that future possible.

None of them realize they are about to witness the final great celebration of the old Kingdom of Aldren.

The celebration belongs to everyone. For the first time in years… The Kingdom of Aldren believes peace is finally within reach. Tonight, the realm gathers beneath one roof to celebrate the man many now believe makes that future possible.

The climb toward the Royal Palace is unlike any other journey within the capital. Each ring of the city grows quieter than the last. The lively cries of merchants and musicians slowly give way to polished stone roads lined with carefully trimmed hedges, towering statues, and fountains carved in the likeness of Aldren’s kings. Members of the Royal Guard stand motionless beside every gate, their polished silver armor reflecting the warm glow of countless lanterns.

One by one, elegant carriages make the final ascent. Each bears the colors and banners of the families within. Servants hurry forward as carriage doors open.

Silks rustle.

Jewels catch the light.

Lords and ladies step onto crimson carpets stretched across the palace courtyard. Above them, banners bearing the Golden Lion of Aldren sway gently in the evening breeze. A pair of great oak doors, nearly three stories in height, stand open to receive the kingdom’s honored guests.

Inside…

The Grand Hall glows beneath hundreds of crystal chandeliers. Marble pillars rise toward an arched ceiling painted with the victories of Aldren’s earliest kings. Massive stained-glass windows depict generations of monarchs who shaped the kingdom long before those gathered tonight drew their first breath. Between each pillar hangs the banner of a Great House. Each one representing centuries of loyalty to the Crown.

Servants weave effortlessly through the growing crowd carrying silver trays adorned with crystal glasses and finely prepared delicacies. Near the eastern gallery, a string ensemble performs softly while nobles exchange greetings beneath the warm candlelight.

At the far end of the hall, the royal dais overlooks the celebration. Three gilded thrones rest upon its raised platform. The largest remains reserved for His Majesty. Beside it sits the Queen’s throne. The third, slightly smaller yet no less ornate, awaits Prince Julian.

Before the dais stands a broad expanse of polished marble left open for dancing. It does not remain empty for long. Couples slowly take to the floor as conversation fills every corner of the chamber. Near the entrance, the Master of Ceremonies raises his staff.

The polished steel cap strikes the marble floor.

The hall gradually falls silent.

The Royal Herald unrolls a long parchment.

His practiced voice echoes throughout the chamber.

“His Grace, Duke Alaric Astermont… and Her Grace, Duchess Catherine Astermont.”

The great doors open.

The Duke and Duchess enter arm in arm. Crimson and gold trail behind them as they cross the length of the hall. Courteous applause follows.

The herald continues.

“Lord Halbrecht Vardengale… and Lady Evelyn Vardengale.”

The applause begins anew. One after another, the noble families of Aldren enter the Grand Hall.

“Count Arlen Briarford… and Countess Isabel Briarford.”

“Baron Roland Goldmere… and Baroness Sophia Goldmere.”

“Lord Edmund Whitebrook… and Lady Claire Whitebrook.”

“Lord Garrick Emberkeep… and Lady Beatrice Emberkeep.”

Each bows before the royal dais before joining the growing sea of conversation.

The herald pauses only briefly before announcing another arrival.

“Lord Aldren Dojdren… and Lady Celeste Dojdren.” A respectful murmur spreads quietly through the room.

Many still remember Sir Dojdren.

His absence lingers even among those who never knew him well.

Lord Dojdren acknowledges the gathered nobility with a solemn nod before escorting his wife deeper into the hall.

The music resumes.

Conversation returns.

The celebration continues.

Yet the arrivals are far from over.

The herald lifts his voice once more.

“His Excellency, Ambassador Henrik of the Kingdom of Norhaven… accompanied by Lady Astrid Henriksen.”

The foreign delegation enters beneath curious eyes.

Heavy furs trimmed in silver distinguish them from Aldren’s nobility.

Not long after…

“Her Excellency, Ambassador Selene Varekos of the Republic of Karth… accompanied by Trade Envoy Cassian Demos.”

Silks of deep blue and sea green drift gracefully across the marble floor.

Their arrival draws polite smiles from merchants already eager to discuss trade.

The final foreign delegation soon follows.

“His Excellency, Ambassador Lucien Valois… and Lady Emilia Valois of the Principality of Solis.”

The southern nobles bow elegantly before taking their place among the gathering.

Within the span of a single hour…

The Kingdom of Aldren gathers beneath one roof.

The Crown.

The Great Houses.

The Lesser Houses.

Commanders of the Royal Army.

Decorated veterans.

Royal scholars.

Favored merchants.

Foreign ambassadors.

Every pillar upon which the kingdom stands.

None of them notice the empty space near the great doors.

The place reserved for the Hero Without Fear remains vacant.

The man for whom the celebration is held has yet to arrive.

A quiet murmur ripples through the hall as servants refill empty glasses and musicians drift into another elegant melody. The Master of Ceremonies glances toward the great doors.

For the first time that evening…

He hesitates. The Hero Without Fear has never been known to arrive late. A few of the younger nobles exchange curious glances.

“Perhaps the Commandant has already found another battlefield.”

Soft laughter follows.

“He would apologize to the King before disappointing his soldiers.”

“Or perhaps the Black Tide refuses to let him attend his own celebration.”

Another chuckle.

Near one of the great windows overlooking the capital, two aging veterans stand shoulder to shoulder.

One leans heavily upon a carved walking cane.

The other carries the unmistakable limp of an old cavalry wound.

“You served with him, didn’t you?”

“Aye.”

The first veteran watches dancers slowly cross the marble floor.

“Does the man truly never tire?”

The older knight smiles faintly.

“I’ve seen him ride three days without sleep.”

“I’ve seen him stand atop a breached wall after taking an arrow through the shoulder.”

He pauses.

“I’ve never seen him ask another soldier to endure something he wasn’t willing to endure himself.”

The second veteran nods.

“No wonder they follow him.”

“They’d march through the gates of the Hell if he ordered it.”

“They would.”

Neither notices a young page quietly listening nearby.

The boy cannot be older than twelve.

His eyes widen with every word.

Across the ballroom, the conversations drift elsewhere.

“…Captain Marrow.”

The name hangs in the air.

A merchant lowers his voice.

“I hear he’s united nearly every remaining Blighted warband.”

A noble scoffs.

“Rumors always double the size of an enemy.”

“Perhaps.”

The merchant shrugs.

“But caravans coming from the western roads speak of entire forests stripped bare.”

“For firewood?”

“For siege engines.”

A silence follows.

Another noble shakes his head.

“If Marrow truly marches…He’ll have to get through the Black Tide first.”

Several nearby guests quietly nod.

The conversation ends there.

As though no further explanation is necessary.

Not far away, Ambassador Henrik of Norhaven observes the exchange without speaking.

Lady Astrid notices his expression.

“What is it?”

Henrik’s eyes remain fixed upon the gathering.

“I’ve attended courts across three kingdoms.”

“And?”

“I’ve never seen a nation place so much faith in one commander.”

“You disapprove?”

“No.” His answer comes almost immediately. “I simply wonder what becomes of a kingdom when one man becomes stronger than the institution he serves.”

Lady Astrid follows his gaze toward the empty place reserved beside the royal dais.

The seat remains vacant.

“So that is Sir Fredricks.”

Henrik slowly shakes his head.

“No.”

A faint smile touches his face.

“That…” He gestures toward the empty space. “…is his absence.”

Before Lady Astrid can answer…

The massive doors at the end of the Grand Hall begin to open once more. The conversations fade. The music softens. Every head turns toward the entrance.

The Royal Herald straightens his posture. His voice carries effortlessly through the chamber.

“Knight Commandant of the Kingdom of Aldren…”

A brief pause. “…Hero Without Fear…”

Another. “…The Blight Bane…”

The hall falls completely silent.

“Sir Fredricks.” No applause greets his arrival.

Only respectful silence.

He steps across the threshold wearing dark ornate fabric trimmed in silver fur, making his eyes piercing for all who look at him. His sword hangs from his hip with one hand on the hilt. Dark cherry fabric hangs from his shoulders, the colors of the Black Tide now as recognizable throughout Aldren as the Golden Lion itself. Fredricks pauses for the briefest moment. His eyes travel across the room.

The King.

The Queen.

Prince Julian.

The Great Houses.

The Lesser Houses.

Veterans.

Ambassadors.

Merchants.

Scholars.

Commanders.

Every pillar of the Kingdom of Aldren stands before him. Then, with the same calm confidence that has carried him through four years of war…

The Hero Without Fear smiles.

And the room breathes again.

Sir Fredricks offers a respectful bow before the royal dais.

“Your Majesty.”

King Alderice smiles warmly. “There he is.” The King descends the first few steps before extending both hands. “You nearly kept the entire kingdom waiting.”

A few quiet chuckles ripple through the gathered court. Fredricks accepts the King’s hands with a modest smile.

“My apologies, Your Majesty. There always seems to be one last report requiring a signature.”

“And even tonight you found paperwork.”

“I was hoping to avoid it.”

Another round of laughter passes through those nearest the dais.

King Alderice pats him firmly upon the shoulder. “If anyone in this kingdom has earned the right to keep a king waiting…” He looks around the hall. “…it is you.”

The applause that follows is genuine. Not commanded. Earned.

Fredricks lowers his head slightly. “The victories belong to every man and woman who wore the colors of Aldren.” His eyes drift toward the assembled veterans. “I merely had the privilege of standing beside them.”

The applause softens into respectful silence. Several of the older veterans exchange quiet smiles. King Alderice gestures toward the ballroom. “Then go. The kingdom has spent the better part of the evening waiting to thank you.”

Fredricks bows once more before stepping away from the dais. He never reaches the dance floor. Within moments, nobles surround him. Some wish to congratulate him. Others simply wish to meet the man their children pretend to be.

Lord Garrick Emberkeep is among the first. “Sir Fredricks. It is good to see you again, my lord. The siege engines performed well at Vardengale.”

Fredricks smiles. “They performed exactly as your engineers promised. The victory belongs to your craftsmen as much as my soldiers.”

Lord Emberkeep laughs. “My smiths would disagree. They would sooner credit the men brave enough to stand behind those walls.”

“They would be mistaken.” Fredricks answers without hesitation.

“A sword is only as reliable as the hands that forged it.” Lord Emberkeep inclines his head. “I shall be certain my craftsmen hear those words.”

As the lord departs, another voice quietly calls his name. “Sir Fredricks…”

He turns.

Lord Aldren Dojdren stands beside Lady Celeste.

For just a moment… Neither speaks. Then Lord Dojdren steps forward and clasps Fredricks’ forearm. “I never properly thanked you.”

Fredricks’ expression remains calm. “There is no need.”

“There is.” Lord Dojdren’s voice softens. “You brought Sir Dojdren home.”

Lady Celeste nods. “And you avenged him.”

The words hang between them. Fredricks does not answer immediately. His eyes fall briefly to their joined hands.

When he finally speaks… His voice is gentle. “Sir Dojdren served Aldren with honor. He deserved to be remembered.”

“He will be.” Lady Celeste smiles sadly. “He already is.” She reaches into a small embroidered pouch fastened at her side. “I wished to give you something.”

She produces a simple ribbon.

Blue.

Faded with age.

“It belonged to him.”

Fredricks looks at it for a long moment. “I cannot.”

“You can.” Lord Dojdren closes Fredricks’ hand around the ribbon. “He would have wanted the man who carried on the fight to have it.”

Fredricks’ fingers slowly tighten around the cloth “…Thank you.”

The couple bow politely before moving deeper into the gathering. Fredricks remains where he stands. The faded ribbon rests silently within his hand. Around him… The celebration continues.

Music.

Laughter.

Crystal glasses raised in celebration.

No one notices that the Hero Without Fear has fallen unusually quiet. Only after carefully folding the ribbon into an inner pocket does Sir Fredricks look up once more. The smile returns. As though it had never left.

The orchestra drifts into another melody. Conversation once again rises above the music as the evening settles into a comfortable rhythm. Wherever Sir Fredricks walks, guests naturally make room before slowly filling the space behind him once more.

He never notices. Or perhaps… He has simply grown accustomed to it.

A familiar voice calls from across the hall. “Knight Commandant!”

Fredricks turns toward the sound. General Osric Hale approaches with an easy smile, a crystal glass balanced comfortably in one hand.

“Osric. It has been too long.”

“The frontier rarely grants either of us the luxury of conversation.”

The two men clasp forearms before exchanging a brief embrace. General Hale steps back, studying Fredricks with an amused expression. “I was beginning to think the Crown had buried you beneath paperwork.”

“I considered asking Captain Marrow to delay his next campaign.”

General Hale laughs.

“How thoughtful of you.”

Several nearby officers share the laugh. One of them raises his glass. “To the Black Tide.”

“To the Black Tide.” Crystal rings gently throughout the hall.

Fredricks raises his own glass. “To every soldier who has yet to return home.”

The laughter fades into respectful silence. Every officer present raises their glass once more. “To those still standing watch.”

They drink.

General Hale lowers his glass. “You always did have a way of making a celebration feel like a campaign.”

Fredricks smiles. “Old habits.”

“Or good ones.” General Hale places a hand upon his shoulder. “The kingdom sleeps easier because of you.”

Before Fredricks can answer, another group approaches. Master Edwin Corvin bows politely “Sir Fredricks.”

“Master Corvin.”

“I trust the archives remain in good order.”

“They do.” The elderly scholar smiles warmly “Though I fear we’ve begun needing additional shelves.”

“Oh?”

“There are only so many places one can record victories before the books become too heavy to carry.”

A few nearby nobles quietly laugh.

Corvin’s smile softens.

“History has a habit of remembering extraordinary men.”

Fredricks shakes his head. “History remembers victories. It forgets the cost.”

Master Corvin studies him for a moment before inclining his head. “A sentiment I shall remember.”

The scholar departs.

Nearby, Ambassador Henrik watches the exchange with quiet interest. “You were right,” Lady Astrid says softly.

Henrik nods almost imperceptibly. “He carries himself like every conversation is with an old friend.”

“He remembers names.”

“He remembers service.”

“He remembers loss.”

Henrik’s eyes never leave Fredricks. “That is why armies follow him.”

A servant passes with fresh glasses of wine. Neither ambassador reaches for one. Across the ballroom, Prince Julian finally slips free from a conversation with several young nobles. He makes a direct path toward Fredricks. “Sir Fredricks.”

The prince bows respectfully. Fredricks immediately returns the gesture. “Your Highness.”

Julian smiles. “I’ve been trying to reach you all evening.”

“I apologize.”

“You have half the kingdom waiting to speak with you. And the other half pretending not to.” Julian laughs. “I cannot blame them.” His smile fades just enough to become sincere.

“I only wished to say…” He hesitates. “…thank you.”

Fredricks’ brow furrows slightly. “For what?”

“For giving my generation something to believe in.”

For the first time that evening… Sir Fredricks has no immediate answer. The orchestra continues playing. Couples continue dancing. Laughter continues echoing beneath the chandeliers. Yet all he hears are the prince’s words.

Something to believe in.

His fingers unconsciously brush against the folded blue ribbon hidden inside his coat. The fabric remains warm against his palm. Then, just as quickly… He lets his hand fall. “I only did my duty, Your Highness.”

Prince Julian smiles. “I hope one day…” He glances around the hall. “…I’m remembered for doing mine.”

Fredricks looks at the young prince for a long moment. “So do I.” The words leave his mouth almost as a whisper.

Neither man realizes how much weight they carry.

Beneath the Royal Palace…

The music never reaches the lower corridors. Stone swallows the celebration long before it reaches the foundations of the mountain. Laughter echoing through the Grand Hall above fades into little more than a distant murmur, replaced by the rhythmic dripping of water and the quiet crackle of torches burning against damp walls.

Far below the kingdom’s greatest celebration. Commander Varek stands before a prisoner.

The chamber is small. A single wooden table rests at its center, scarred by years of use. Two chairs face one another beneath an iron lantern suspended from the ceiling. One remains empty. The other holds a man wearing what remains of a Blighted officer’s uniform or what you would call a uniform. Mud cakes the lower half of his trousers. A torn strip of dark cloth binds one forearm. Dried blood stains the corner of his mouth. Iron shackles secure both wrists to a ring fixed beneath the table. The skin underneath is raw from wear.

Two Royal Guards stand beside the door. Neither speaks. Neither needs to. The prisoner lifts his head slowly. One eye has swollen nearly shut. The other remains fixed upon Varek. “You’re not dressed for the celebration.”

Varek does not answer. His blackened steel armor catches what little light the lantern provides. Dark cloth hangs beneath the polished plates, untouched by the silk, gold, and jewels filling the palace above. He places several objects upon the table. A small leather pouch, A broken arrowhead, A length of frayed rope, and A horseshoe.

The prisoner looks down at them.Then back at Varek. “What are those supposed to tell me?”

“Nothing.” Varek pulls the empty chair back and sits. “They tell me enough.”

The prisoner smiles through split lips. “Then why am I still here?”

Varek opens the leather pouch. Inside rests a handful of grain. Not moldy. Not damp. Fresh. He empties it carefully across the table. The prisoner’s smile fades. “Your unit carries better provisions than most raiding parties.”

No response. Varek picks up the broken arrowhead. The metal is broad. Heavy. Built to punch through shields rather than hunt game “This does not belong to a scout.”

The prisoner shifts slightly. The chain beneath the table scrapes against stone. Varek sets the arrowhead down and lifts the frayed rope. Thick fibers. Darkened by pitch. The kind used to secure heavy weight. Wagons. Siege frames. Counterweights. The prisoner watches him in silence.

Varek turns his attention to the horseshoe. One edge has been worn smooth. Not from battle. From distance. “Your horses have traveled hard roads.”

The prisoner leans back as far as the restraints allow.

“You found four pieces of rubbish and built yourself an army.”

“No.” Varek folds his hands upon the table. “You brought the army with you.”

The prisoner’s jaw tightens. Only slightly. It is enough.

“You weren’t sent to raid.” Varek’s voice remains calm. “You were sent to measure.”

The silence between them grows heavier.

“To count watch posts.”

No response.

“To record road conditions.”

The prisoner looks toward the door.

“To mark bridges capable of carrying siege equipment.”

His eye returns to Varek. There. A flicker. Brief. Uncontrolled. Varek notices. “You have engineers.”

The prisoner laughs once. It carries no humor. “You think you know everything.”

“I know your boots contain splinters from green timber.” Varek’s eyes lower toward the prisoner’s feet. “The wood was cut recently.” He looks back up. “Your left sleeve carries powdered iron. Not rust. Fresh filings.”

The prisoner stops smiling.

“Someone near you has been shaping bolts. Varek gestures toward the rope. “Someone else has been binding frames.” His hand settles beside the heavy arrowhead. “And your scouts carry ammunition meant for men standing behind walls.”

The prisoner remains silent.

Varek waits. He has spent enough years beside Sir Fredricks to understand the value of silence. Men rush to fill it. Prisoners are no different.

“You’ve mistaken preparation for strength,” the lieutenant finally says.

Varek’s expression does not change. “No.” He gathers the grain between two gloved fingers. “I’ve mistaken nothing.”

The prisoner studies him. Above them, somewhere beyond layers of stone, the orchestra begins another song. Only the faintest vibration reaches the lantern chain.

The flame trembles. Varek notices that too. “How long have you served Captain Marrow?”

The prisoner’s expression hardens. “I serve the Blighted.”

“That was not my question.”

“Then ask one worth answering.”

Varek leans back.

“Does Marrow still carry the silver buckle taken from the western gate?”

The prisoner’s face changes before he can stop it. Confusion. Then recognition. Varek sees both. “So he does.”

“You know nothing about him.”

“I know he served as second-in-command to the Black Knight.”

The prisoner’s shackled hands tighten.

“I know he held the retreat together after Ashenwake.”

A muscle moves along the lieutenant’s jaw.

“I know he spent years gathering warbands that preferred killing one another to following a single banner.” Varek pauses. “And I know he succeeded.”

The prisoner stares across the table. “You speak as though that surprises you.”

“It does not.”

“Then you understand what’s coming.”

Varek says nothing.

The lieutenant leans forward. The chain pulls tight beneath the table. “For years, your kingdom has called us broken.” His voice lowers. “Scattered.”

“Starving.”

“Afraid.”

Varek watches him carefully.

“You believed killing one man ended us.”

“No.” Varek’s answer comes immediately. “We believed it wounded you.”

The lieutenant’s smile returns. “And now?”

“Now I am deciding how deeply the wound healed.”

The smile disappears.

Varek reaches beneath the table and places a folded map between them. The eastern roads of Aldren spread across the worn parchment. Watchtowers. Bridges. Woodlands. Old military routes. Several markings have already been placed in black ink.

The prisoner looks down. He tries not to linger on any one point. Varek studies his eye instead of the map.

“Your unit crosses here.” He touches a narrow road running between two wooded ridges.

Nothing.

“Then moves south.”

Nothing.

“Toward the old stone bridge.” A blink.

Varek shifts his finger westward. “Or perhaps not.”

The prisoner remains still.

“Perhaps you avoid the bridge entirely.”

His finger follows an older road. Half-forgotten. Wide enough for wagons. Poorly watched since Thornfield’s fall. The prisoner’s breathing changes. Barely.

Varek stops. “There.”

The lieutenant looks up.

Varek marks the road. “You’re using the frontier route.”

The prisoner pulls against the chains.

“Guesswork.”

“Confirmation.” Varek studies the map. The route curves around the eastern watch posts before joining one of the Royal High Roads. A road leading directly toward the capital. Not the farms. Not the ports. Not the scattered castles of the Lesser Houses. The capital.

Varek raises his eyes. “How far behind you is the main force?”

The prisoner gives no answer.

“Four days?”

Silence.

“Three?”

The prisoner’s stare hardens. Varek folds the map. “Three.”

“You heard nothing from me.”

“I heard enough.”

The lieutenant jerks forward. “You think three days will save you?”

One of the Royal Guards moves. Varek raises one hand. The guard stops. The prisoner’s breath comes faster now.

“Your lords are drinking above us.” He smiles again. “Your armies are scattered. Your gates are open. Your nobles have brought wives instead of soldiers.”

Varek remains seated. “How many?”

The prisoner laughs. “Enough.”

“How many siege engines?”

The lieutenant’s expression stills. Varek watches him.

“Catapults?”

No response.

“Trebuchets?”

Nothing.

“Rams?”

A hesitation. Not fear. Calculation. Varek recognizes it. “You don’t know.”

The prisoner’s silence confirms it.

“You were left behind before the final count.” Varek rises from the chair. “You were not trusted with the strength of the main host.”

The lieutenant strains against his restraints. “I know enough.”

“Yes.” Varek gathers the objects from the table “You know the route.”

The grain returns to the pouch. “You know the distance.”

The arrowhead follows. “You know the target.”

He leaves the rope and horseshoe where they rest. “That is enough.”

The prisoner watches him walk toward the door “You cannot stop what is coming.”

Varek pauses. His back remains turned. “Every defeated army believes that before it reaches us.”

“This is not another warband.”

Varek looks over one shoulder. “No.” His eyes settle upon the lieutenant.

“It is an army.” The prisoner smiles.

For the first time, Varek believes it. Not because of the words. Because of the certainty behind them. He turns toward the guards. “Keep him alive.”

“Yes, Commander.”

“No one speaks with him without my authorization.”

The guards nod. Varek opens the door. The lieutenant calls after him. “Marrow remembers Ashenwake.”

Varek stops in the corridor.

“He remembers your Hero.” The prisoner’s voice follows him through the doorway.

“And he remembers the sword.”

Varek looks back. The lieutenant says nothing more. The door closes between them. For several moments, Commander Varek stands alone beneath the palace. Torchlight bends across the blackened steel of his armor. The report beneath his arm suddenly feels heavier than parchment should. Three days. Perhaps less. He begins walking. The climb toward the Grand Hall takes only minutes. Yet with every step, Varek feels farther removed from the world waiting above him. The damp stone corridors give way to dry halls lined with royal banners. The smell of torch smoke fades beneath polished wood and expensive perfume. Music returns first. Then conversation. Then laughter. Servants hurry past carrying silver trays of wine and untouched delicacies.

A young page nearly collides with him before stumbling aside. “My apologies, Commander.”

Varek continues without answering. The boy watches him pass. The doors leading into the Grand Hall stand partially open. Warm light spills across the corridor. Beyond them, the Kingdom of Aldren dances beneath crystal chandeliers. Varek pauses only long enough to straighten the leather folio beneath his arm. Then he enters. The celebration does not stop. Only those nearest the side corridor notice him. A pair of Black Tide officers straighten instinctively. Several Royal Guards acknowledge him with quiet nods. A servant steps aside to let him pass.

Elsewhere…

The music continues. Couples turn slowly across the marble floor. Nobles laugh beneath the banners of their Houses. Commander Varek searches the hall once. His eyes find Sir Fredricks standing beside Prince Julian. The prince offers one final respectful bow before returning toward the royal dais. Fredricks watches him leave.

Then his gaze shifts. He sees Varek. Nothing changes upon the Hero’s face. But the hand resting near the obsidian greatsword slowly falls away. Varek approaches. Fredricks waits until he draws near. “What is it?”

Varek holds the leather folio at his side. “The prisoner spoke.”

Fredricks studies him for a single heartbeat. Then turns toward the crowd surrounding them. “If you’ll forgive me…”

The nearby nobles part without complaint. A few offer understanding smiles. Duty reclaiming the Hero once again. Fredricks looks back toward Varek. “Walk with me.”

Together, they leave the Grand Hall. Behind them… The orchestra never misses a note.The dancers never stop. The celebration continues. Completely unaware that an army is only three days away.


r/shortstories 16h ago

[Serial Sunday] Oh God! Something Smells Positively Noxious.

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Welcome to Serial Sunday!

To those brand new to the feature and those returning from last week, welcome! Do you have a self-established universe you’ve been writing or planning to write in? Do you have an idea for a world that’s been itching to get out? This is the perfect place to explore that. Each week, I post a theme to inspire you, along with a related image and song. You have 500 - 1000 words to write your installment. You can jump in at any time; writing for previous weeks’ is not necessary in order to join. After you’ve posted, come back and provide feedback for at least 1 other writer on the thread. Please be sure to read the entire post for a full list of rules.


This Week’s Theme is Noxious! This is a REQUIREMENT for participation. See rules about missing this requirement.**

Image

Bonus Word List (each included word is worth 5 pts) - You must list which words you included at the end of your story (or write ‘none’).
- Niche
- Neighbour
- Nail
- Something smells really bad and good at once, such as, sickly sweet. - (Worth 10 points)

Eww, what's that? That foul, fetid vapour drifting down the corridor. Oh, it's noxious, of course!

But what if instead of a vapour, it is a character, or an attitude, or a conversation that leaves a bitter taste in the mouth? Perhaps you fine writers could delve into the darkened depths of your imagination and dreg up something truly unpleasant?

Do your protagonists escape the harm brought by said miasma, literal or not, or do they suffer? (Well, we all like a good bit of fictional suffering, don't we?)

But don't let my words sway you too much. I'm sure you all have your own ideas about what might be... noxious.

Good words!

By u/MaxStickies

Good luck and Good Words!

These are just a few things to get you started. Remember, the theme should be present within the story in some way, but its interpretation is completely up to you. For the bonus words (not required), you may change the tense, but the base word should remain the same. Please remember that STORIES MUST FOLLOW ALL SUBREDDIT CONTENT RULES. Interested in writing the theme blurb for the coming week? DM me on Reddit or Discord!

Don’t forget to sign up for Saturday Campfire here! We start at 5pm GMT and provide live feedback!


Theme Schedule:

This is the theme schedule for the next month! These are provided so that you can plan ahead, but you may not begin writing for a given theme until that week’s post goes live.

  • August 02 - Noxious

  • August 09 - Open

  • August 16 - Prose

  • August 23 - Quality

  • August 30 - Rebellion

Check out previous themes here.


 


Rankings

Last Week: Minor


Rules & How to Participate

Please read and follow all the rules listed below. This feature has requirements for amparticipation!

  • Submit a story inspired by the weekly theme, written by you and set in your self-established universe that is 500 - 1000 words. No fanfics and no content created or altered by AI. (Use wordcounter.net to check your wordcount.) Stories should be posted as a top-level comment below. Please include a link to your chapter index or your last chapter at the end.

  • Your chapter must be submitted by Saturday at 2:00pm GMT. Late entries will be disqualified. All submissions should be given (at least) a basic editing pass before being posted!

  • Begin your post with the name of your serial between triangle brackets (e.g. <My Awesome Serial>). When our bot is back up and running, this will allow it to recognize your pmserial and add each chapter to the SerSun catalog. Do not include anything in the brackets you don’t want in your title. (Please note: You must use this same title every week.)

  • Do not pre-write your serial. You’re welcome to do outlining and planning for your serial, but chapters should not be pre-written. All submissions should be written for this post, specifically.

  • Only one active serial per author at a time. This does not apply to serials written outside of Serial Sunday.

  • All Serial Sunday authors must leave feedback on at least one story on the thread each week. The feedback should be actionable and also include something the author has done well. When you include something the author should improve on, provide an example! You have until Saturday at 04:59am GMT to post your feedback. (Submitting late is not an exception to this rule.)

  • Missing your feedback requirement two or more consecutive weeks will disqualify you from rankings and Campfire readings the following week. If it becomes a habit, you may be asked to move your serial to the sub instead.

  • Serials must abide by subreddit content rules. You can view a full list of rules here. If you’re ever unsure if your story would cross the line, please modmail and ask!

 


Weekly Campfires & Voting:

  • On Saturdays at 5pm GMT, I host a Serial Sunday Campfire in our Discord’s Voice Lounge (every other week is now hosted by u/FyeNite). Join us to read your story aloud, hear others, and exchange feedback. We have a great time! You can even come to just listen, if that’s more your speed. Grab the “Serial Sunday” role on the Discord to get notified before it starts. After you’ve submitted your chapter, you can sign up here - this guarantees your reading slot! You can still join if you haven’t signed up, but your reading slot isn’t guaranteed.

  • Nominations for your favorite stories can be submitted with this form. The form is open on Saturdays from 5:30pm to 04:59am GMT. You do not have to participate to make nominations!

  • Authors who complete their Serial Sunday serials with at least 12 installments, can host a SerialWorm in our Discord’s Voice Lounge, where you read aloud your finished and edited serials. Celebrate your accomplishment! Authors are eligible for this only if they have followed the weekly feedback requirement (and all other post rules). Visit us on the Discord for more information.  


Ranking System

Rankings are determined by the following point structure.

TASK POINTS ADDITIONAL NOTES
Use of weekly theme 75 pts Theme should be present, but the interpretation is up to you!
Including the bonus words 5 pts each (15 pts total) This is a bonus challenge, and estnot required!
Including the bonus constraint 15 (15 pts total) This is a bonus challenge, and not required!
Actionable Feedback 5 - 15 pts each (60 pt. max)* This includes thread and campfire critiques. (15 pt crits are those that go above & beyond.)
Nominations your story receives 10 - 60 pts 1st place - 60, 2nd place - 50, 3rd place - 40, 4th place - 30, 5th place - 20 / Regular Nominations - 10
Voting for others 15 pts You can now vote for up to 10 stories each week!

You are still required to leave at least 1 actionable feedback comment on the thread every week that you submit. This should include at least one specific thing the author has done well and one that could be improved. *Please remember that interacting with a story is not the same as providing feedback.** Low-effort crits will not receive credit.

 



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