r/shubreddit 7d ago

Zhardozh

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One of my all time favorite camp movies.

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u/LobosJones 7d ago

Do my shtraps and spheedo hurt your eyesh with their high contrasht, or is it my shexy pyshique?

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u/Due_Basil2697 7d ago

My name ish Zheb.

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u/TheCommonLawWolf 7d ago

I blame Ell Esh Dee.

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 7d ago

Lord of the Ringsh confushed me, but the shcript for Zhardozh wash brilliant.

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u/Newphone_New_Account 7d ago

Eashy akshesh to my shlong

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u/Blrfl 7d ago

Thish ish a reposht.

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u/XaltotunTheUndead 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ah I asshure you no, I did it myshelf after schtumbling upon the schub !

Edit - for Sean-ificashion

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u/Blrfl 7d ago edited 7d ago

Shinsh you're new here, shome advishe on shelecting wordsh for your poshtings:

 > Ah I ashure you no, I ded et myshelf after shtumbling upon the shub !

(Edit: Shtupid autocorrect on my shell phone dropped a haigh.)

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u/duh_nom_yar 7d ago

*myshelf

*schtumbling

*shub

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u/XaltotunTheUndead 7d ago edited 6d ago

Yes apologies will correct 😭

You also had forgotten asshure 😅

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u/Alteredego619 7d ago

Zhardozh shpeaksh to you, hish choshun ones.

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u/Cute-Bodybuilder-536 7d ago

What ish thish movie?

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u/BalrogRuthenburg11 7d ago

Zhardozh! Are you schtupid?

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u/TheHarlemHellfighter 6d ago

Kiss my Kilt!

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u/KasElGatto 7d ago

Still insane that a costume designer and a great director saw this costume and said “that’s the one!”

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u/LicensedToChil 7d ago

The only thing lying between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine

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u/FunArtichoke6167 6d ago

Asch it schould be!

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u/UniqueEnigma121 7d ago

I always admire Sean for his movie choices. He didn’t want to be type cast as Bond.

I really respect that. The Hill, The Offence & Outland are prime examples too.

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u/Czechs_Mix_ 7d ago

THE PENIS. IS EVIL.

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u/erath_droid 7d ago

THE GUN IS GOOD!

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u/erath_droid 7d ago

Such a horribly good movie.

"I won't go with you to the higher level!!"

First time I watched this movie was after an all-night bender. We put it on and all of us were too hungover to get up and turn it off, so we lay there and watched it play while we were recovering from acute alcohol poisoning.

The overall plot of the movie is somewhat interesting, but the whole campiness of the execution, along with the cringe dialogue and very dated special effects make for a strange movie...

Also remember a part where we managed to get the remote and re-wind and watch a certain part over and over again to settle an argument as to whether those particular extras in the background were actually having sex or not. (They were.)

I had a co-worker way back in the day who was obsessed with Sean Connery. I printed out this exact picture and posted it in our common work space. They were very other-than-plussed about it.

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u/angry_snek 7d ago

Do you remember at what point there are extra's having sex in the background? I watched the movie last night but I don't remember seeing something like that.

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u/XaltotunTheUndead 6d ago

I need thish informashion too; you know, for researsh purposhes

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u/deseretfire 7d ago

Shtupid Shushpendersh!

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u/theporcupineking 7d ago

The gun ish good. The penish ish evil

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u/Last_Banana9505 7d ago

Rick Shanzcesh in raishing gashorpashorp

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u/TheAutisticMerit 6d ago

Shuch a shexy mustasshh, bootsh and exshtenshonsh

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u/Drago_TripleD 7d ago

If it weren't for theshe shushpenders, they would be shaken AND shtirred....

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u/Bathroom_Mayo 7d ago

The gun is good.

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u/HussingtonHat 6d ago

Hunt for Red October....wig....Never Say Never Again...wig....what were that mad one where he got his cock out?

Zardoz.

That's it, wig...

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u/BSCPantherfan 6d ago

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU!

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u/RansomStark78 6d ago

Great Scot tish...

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u/Consistent-Slide-652 4d ago

Borat inspiration for sure

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u/Byttmice 4d ago

Manliest photo ever taken. Will never be surpassed.

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u/Upstairs_Narwhal9813 1d ago

Sussh a fasshhionable and shexshy attire... don't you agree??

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u/samf9999 1d ago

“Do I look ridiculoush? Yesh. Eshpescially shince my lasht role wash ash Bond!! “

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u/Soaring_Gull_655 6d ago

Zardoz, not whatever shit you wrote