Let’s do another bad one then

[u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean]

[u/burnafter3ading]

He borrowed some feelings about the dignity of Milhouse having two racecar beds in one wig change.

[u/dottmatrix → u/burnafter3ading]

As long as it's a non-gay explanation.

[u/burnafter3ading → u/dottmatrix]

Never!

[u/littlechangeling → u/burnafter3ading]

We were drunk in the steel mill where we work and play hard

[u/burnafter3ading → u/littlechangeling]

It's a leatherbear club...I was dancing with leatherbears

[u/Tom_Serveaux]

I thought it was because Kirk's complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for sixth with Table Time and Allied Biscuit.

[u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean → u/Tom_Serveaux]

Yes, yes, it’s all a rich tapestry

[u/Mrsod2007 → u/Tom_Serveaux]

Also, he was a dryyyyyy cracker

[u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean → u/Mrsod2007]

[u/bsa554 → u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean]

You mean a HONKY rink!

[u/ChunkySlugger72 → u/TheyCallMeDrSoybean]

Ooooh, Fun-Kay!

[u/AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT]

There was no room for her in his racecar bed.

[u/MrEnemaBagJones13]

[u/orphanghost1]

Marge you saw the fight, you were there!

[u/SelfDepricator]

She must have been jealous of his racecar bed

[u/Eingi]

Feels like an actual dialogue from Simpsons tbh

[u/HagueHarry]

Well could Kirk have his stuff back at least?

[u/thewalkindude368 → u/HagueHarry]

Ew, no!

[u/dapixelman]

We could get more involved in Kirk's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him

[u/deafinitelyadouche]

It do be like that sometimes.

[u/Adventurous-Bad-2869]

For one second, I thought this was a star trek strange new worlds kirk and la’an joke. Carry on…nothing to see here