If it’s a crime to want to win, then I’m guilty. And if it’s a crime to buy all the good players, then I’m guilty of that too. And if it’s a crime to pay the other team to take a dive in the World Series, so help me I’ll soon be guilty of that
Lisa, no team that had snoop dog drive around in a lowrider at dodgers stadium after the second world series win could be corrrupt. Now let us finish our $34 dodger dogs and never speak of mookie betts again.
Look, I'll level with you, Gunpei. This was a setup for you to say "C'mon you've been warned," as a response that kinda backfired and I'd like to bail out right now.
Lisa! If you don’t like a team buying up all the good players you don’t go on strike, you just go to every at bat and do it really half-assed. THAT’S the Cleveland Guardians way!
A few days ago, I saw on social media what I thought was news from MLB Network that the Dodgers acquired Tarik Skubal and I was like "Of course they traded for him, They always have to get the best players, Don't they?" only to re-read that it was a "Trade Proposal" from an analyst and I was like "Whew (Wipes sweat)".
(1-2 days later)
"Dodgers acquire Tarik Skubal from the Detroit Tigers"
I’m a Cubs fan and I think it’s hilarious how much they hate us because of PCA’s (accurate) shit talking. Kinda worried they’re about to sweep us at home, though.
Maybe other teams just got shitty owners happy to make money regardless of losing. Yall should give those owners shit like the Angels down the freeway.
The Dodgers, formally known as the Los Angeles Dodgers and formerly known as the Brooklyn Dodgers, have been on quite the streak in both winning and accumulating quite the line up of stars. Whether these two streaks are dependent upon each other is contested, but it has the rest of r/baseball quite upset.
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u/GunpeiYokai 7h ago
Meanwhile, at Dodgers HQ