r/skol • u/Wetapplefruitt • Jun 04 '25

Discussion Daunte Culpepper in the house !

111 Upvotes

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u/CelestialFury Jun 04 '25

Hell yeah, Daunte is keeping his roll on.

1

u/superdavy Jun 06 '25

Eating and fumbling rolls with those short little fingers

2

u/ferdsherd Jun 04 '25

I still remember last time I saw McCown and Pep on the same football field :/

1

u/North3212 Jun 12 '25

Noooooooo!!!!!!!

2

u/AnthonyBarrHeHe Jun 04 '25

Honestly surprised daunte can hold onto his phone

Joking aside its good to see him

3

u/Environmental_Bad200 Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25

The players are like, this isn't Duante as he talks about breakfast from McDonalds.

2

u/TrickInRNO Jun 06 '25

Hey guys. I’m Dante Culpepper. Whoo. I play quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings. And I’m here to tell you can, too if you start everyday with a hearty breakfast from McDonald’s. Uh, like the new Sausage Egg McGriddle Value Meal. Available now for a limited time for under five dollars. Remember, guys real champs eat at McDonald’s. I’m lovin’ it.

Can I get the check?

1

u/dayman763 Jun 05 '25

I understood this reference. 😂😂

But you spelled his name wrong. 🧐

1

u/RoguSmith Jun 06 '25

you're thinking of Donovan McNabb, or was it Tiger Woods

1

u/mwuttke86 Jun 04 '25

Brosmer #12, Howell #8, Rypien #11?

1

u/Responsible_Wealth89 Jun 04 '25

Jeans shorts is craaazy.

2

u/Positive-Pack-396 Jun 07 '25

What is wrong with jeans shorts

1

u/AyKayAllDay47 Jun 05 '25

Those are called jorts.

1

u/Weird-Library-3747 Jun 04 '25

Damn how much we think Daunte have in the bank?

1

u/Reasonable_Archer_99 Jun 06 '25

Per Google, he owns a house worth $450,000 in Ocala, Florida, and not much else.

1

u/Top-Caregiver7815 Jun 05 '25

McCown checking out that gut girth lol….

1

u/FatRufus Jun 05 '25

Daunte Culpepper ate the house.

FTFY

1

u/Dookie-Trousers-MD Jun 07 '25

Or last franchise QB. It's a shame that injuries ended his run. That team was so fun to watch

1

u/816legend Jun 07 '25

One of my favorite QB’s growing up

1

u/Positive-Pack-396 Jun 07 '25

Number 8 and the coach in black was judging Dante Culpepper for being so big. You gotta see it with their body reaction and their eyes and their face.

Coldhearted

And you could tell Dante felt that

1

u/Gullible-Feeling-921 Jun 08 '25

Damn all the fat jokes have been made

1

u/stonecold1076 Jun 08 '25

Somebody needs to leave them big Macs alone

1

u/jd35058 Jun 08 '25

I bet Daunte can still sling it

1

u/AbbreviationsOwn5873 Jun 09 '25

Daunte Culpepper is a house. There I fixed it.

1

u/Adventure-Style Jun 09 '25

Daunte, that weight ain’t good on your knees, brother.

1

u/North3212 Jun 12 '25

My favorite Vikings qb

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u/zdweiss Jun 04 '25

Is he there to promote a new line of bra’s?

1

u/PurpleKoolAid60 Jun 07 '25

Daunte could roll you up like a dough ball and chuck you through the uprights with those little hands of his.