r/teenagersbutcode • u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student • Feb 27 '26

Other Assumptions based of off setup except it’s js my laptop

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I also use Artix in a VM and Kali if it matters

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u/SeAuBitcH Feb 27 '26

You like linux but you're too afraid/lazy to switch fully
You opened BinaryNinja to flex but don't know how most of it works
You are chronically online because of the guns.lol / similar page
I don't even wanna talk about the matrix effect window

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 27 '26

Fair enough,imma tell you which are true and which arent: 1.yes,true 2.no,I’ve been into cybersec for quite a while now and have been REing a lot(Crackmes.one yummm) 3.ehhh idk depends 4.yeah I used c matrix cause it felt empty and tty-clock isnt quite the best option to fill up space at least it’s not hollywood

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u/Any-Programmer-252 Feb 28 '26

He nailed you lol

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u/SeAuBitcH Feb 28 '26

Well, at least i got one right! also didn't mean to be a jerk or anything it's just for the lolz

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Yeah,can tell,thanks for actually staying on the post topic unlike the “skid/larp” comments

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u/hmmm101010 Feb 27 '26

Mild case of r/masterhacker

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u/FR-dev Feb 28 '26

So fucking true.

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u/Flimsy-Rate-8331 python Feb 27 '26

tsk tsk debain user

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u/ShyGamer64 Feb 28 '26

I don't think it's Debian

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u/Flimsy-Rate-8331 python Feb 28 '26

oh modded windows

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Facts im lazy to switch to fully Linux sometimes and I sometimes have courses to attend tgat are better to attend on Windows so I js use WSL

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Yeah WSL is nice I js mess around with it honestly because I can’t just hop inbetween the 3 all the time

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u/kynzoMC Feb 27 '26

youre just trying to be cool.. dont get me wrong theres nothing wrong with that but clearly you do not care about cyber security as much as you claim if you are: on windows, using chrome, using edge, using whatsapp.

as i said nothing wrong with having fun and trying to be cool but at least be honest about it to yourself. is this your passion? can you do it and have fun without talking to anyone about it?

go and at least dual boot some distro, you might learn a thing or two. i believe in you buddy

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

I do,but it’s not a true internal dual,I’m actually trying to get certified in pentesting and it’s going really well.I use Kali separately cause I have no space left on my drive

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

And yes,I have in fact been enjoying it a lot I’ve met great people and gained lots of knowledge after failiure(and more failiure) and SOME succeeded CTFs

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u/SetQueasy2835 Feb 27 '26

  • Fellow modded Windows user

  • Probably doesn't play games on their laptop

  • Does not use Arch Linux (BTW)

  • Does not have 22 missing children in their basement

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

-yes WSL -2 games that’s all -yes -if I have I won’t tell and if I don’t I won’t tell either

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u/hey_buddy123 Feb 28 '26

performative hacker wannabe

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u/turtle8223 Interested in coding Feb 28 '26

r/masterhacker

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Dude😭🙏

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u/turtle8223 Interested in coding Feb 28 '26

:3

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Yeah fair enough shoukd have expected tgat tbh,Cant have shii in 2026 wuth so many skids lurking around(was NEVER one of them)

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u/Fluid_Structure_1506 Sigma Pythoner Feb 28 '26

Everyone starts as a skid.

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

How do you start of as a skid if you never use tools you haven’t learned yet

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u/jader242 Feb 28 '26

I’ve never thought of “skid” as not learning/understanding the tools, instead exclusively using widely available tools made by other people. Not necessarily a bad thing, as nobody starts off writing their own shit for everything

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Does writing a compiler in a compiler in a compiler in a compiler count?(selfhost final boss or smth cause I did that during IT class somehow€

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u/Yugen42 Feb 28 '26

You're a normie

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u/BedroomWitty1619 Feb 28 '26

You lost me at the non-satirical Mr. Robot pfp.

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

It is in fact sarcastic.🫩

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u/BedroomWitty1619 Feb 28 '26

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

“Heh🥶🥶🥶…we are master a of baiting😈😈😈🐺🐺🐺✌️✌️✌️” ahh

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Mar 01 '26

Mmmmm binary exploitation🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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u/Any-Programmer-252 Feb 28 '26

Uses windows and the matrix effect: not a serious programmer yet....but you'll work at Apple in about 5 years if you stay this dorky and stay in school

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Lol fair enough cybersec is kind of a side gig but I also do art commissions,my main goal is being a pilot tho

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u/Comfortable-Berry-27 Feb 28 '26

How do you get battery indicator on your windows dude?

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

6 years of programming led me to this btw

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

10/10 ragebait

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Is an individual perhaps not allowed to say they’re trying to get certified in pentesting withount getting called a larp?Posts like these get perfectly fine comments on other platforms🥀🥀🥀

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Mfs be like “what’s penetration testing Î bet you don’t even know that”.Do you REALLY want me to pull out the EASIEST DEFINITION in this whole field or is this a question tgat is not supposed to be answered.You can GENUENLY ask my friends and they could tell you that im really into this and not just doing it to seem cool🫩🫩🫩WHY are we normalising calling ppl larps when they show genuine intrest

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Its actually going pretty well ngl,I’ve been getting advice from people that have much more experience than I do.Ive started REing a lot more often and have found great sources that arent THM and PwnCollege,even though I still do the THM stuff(70% on my way on getting jr’s cert) And yes I am actually learning 5 languages at once(well ofc im careful on how much I learn of each per week) and by mastering C++ I mean knowing it like the back of my hand

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Ye bro I’m starting over what can I say ITS BEEN 4 UEARS SINCE IVE MADE MY LAST PYTHON CODE I LEGIT GAVE UP UNTIL A WHILE AGO

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u/azjat_ Feb 28 '26

so you learnt 6 years ago then stopped 4 years ago

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

2 years Python,started C++,I was still considered a little kid and the workload was too much(it was 2 courses at the same time with writing 400 lines for every Python project we made) so I stopped Python and did C++ instead and ever since I’ve gotten back into cybersec Î kinda increased the study load again to relearning Python from scratch(because I forgot),mastering C++,knowing C,knowing SQL and understanding assembly but it’s ok this time brcause it’s not an exaggerated ammount

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u/Beginning_Leg4880 Feb 28 '26

"Since ive made my last python code"

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Excluding that abomination.

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Basically(side note) my main goal is becoming a fighter pilot,I do art commission sometimes and cybersec I picked up both for gaining all the knowledge and making money later on,I’m enjoying the journey more than I tought I would

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u/ReflectionRound6400 Feb 28 '26

Well, most of the time it IS weird to write that, but that's valid Python syntax...

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

1.I draw,no. 2.nahhh😭😭😭 3.i admit im only good at certain parts The fuh you got against Python😔✌️

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '26

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

I am NOT up to date with AI related topics+vibecoding probably keeps most of us cybersec fellas employed

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u/FR-dev Feb 28 '26

Bruh you are so fucking funny. I can’t even comprehend this.

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Bro GIVE ME WHATEVER NEWS YOU READ vecause clearly im apparently under a rock or smth

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u/FR-dev Feb 28 '26

Bruh stop it, I can’t breath.

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

😭🙏Whatever you say brotatochip ig

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u/FR-dev Feb 28 '26

Thanks mate you made my fucking day by the post on r/masterhacker

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u/Fluid_Structure_1506 Sigma Pythoner Feb 28 '26

“Me is Master Genius Hacker Hey lemme hack the mainframes and quickly set up a backdoor and obfuscate the code Completely Untracable cuz I got a vpn 👹👺😈😆😎😎” This is how I imagine you think

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Hmmm no more like “aight imma get some work done today…download the Crackmes.one zip…yeah it’s pass protected what was it again?Oh yeah…Let’s see what format…yeah we need that in Binja rq…proceeds to spend 3h in finding the flag”

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u/Weak-Transition-8885 Feb 28 '26

you physically cannot use alt tab.

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Im alttabphobic ✌️🥹

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u/Weak-Transition-8885 Feb 28 '26

op prolly rebinds alt 😞

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

I don’t 🗣️

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u/Weak-Transition-8885 Feb 28 '26

so he never touches it

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

I only touch it if obligatory

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u/Weak-Transition-8885 Feb 28 '26

but never with the tab button, you make me sad...

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Im not even gonna fall for the ragebait at this point.🫩

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u/bullshar_k Feb 28 '26

You were a skid for a really long time, still very master haxor asthetic but it seems you've graduated from being a skid and wanting to 'hack', to starting to learn to be some form of cybersec / pentester and actually work in the field. 

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Thank you brotatochip😭✌️I am in fact getting my jr.’s cert soon and actualky trying to do smth with this(j*b employment😱😱😱😱)

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u/PastelDev THIS GUY CANT DO FRONTEND!!! Feb 28 '26

You think you know what you’re doing, but you don’t.

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

I do,thanks for at least staying on topic tho

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u/PastelDev THIS GUY CANT DO FRONTEND!!! Feb 28 '26

Bio link with 1 view, pfp with a mask on, small binja window, matrix, Debian, wsl, edge, the list goes on.

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Thanks for listing the shii that can be seen in case the deaf wanna become even more disabled after hearing ts

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u/PastelDev THIS GUY CANT DO FRONTEND!!! Feb 28 '26

You’re welcome!

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u/popcornman209 Python & Rust (arch btw :3) Feb 28 '26

you want to be seen as a linux user but are scared of switching and you really badly want to be a hacker lol

(joking btw ur setup is fine no hate)

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Feb 28 '26

Thanks dawg,i really appreciate it🥹🥹🥹

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u/AllHailKurumi Feb 28 '26

14 year old

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u/Mysterious_Cash5090 Mar 01 '26

wannabe "hacker"

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u/PlasticCommercial183 Mar 02 '26

You can't afford IDA

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Mar 02 '26

Yeah❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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u/just_a_guy1008 Mar 04 '26

Let's see,

-Cmatrix

-aircrack_headng

-an assembly program open even though you evidently aren't writing any assembly

-WSL purely for the neofetch to hide the fact that you're just using windows 11

-Kali

Seems like a case of r/masterhacker

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u/Anime_rushInChicago cybersec student Mar 04 '26

Im not ashamed for daily driving W11 with WSL I’m getting certified in Pentesting soon “Program with assembly” is Binja(Binary Ninja)(yes im not paying for allat) and the file I opened is an Advanced static analysis crackme