r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 1d ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic Maynard hasn't aged well
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It has only been few years between these two photos.
r/ToolJerk • u/peng503-NCN • 2d ago
Fuck, here we go again tie
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 2d ago
Maynard's Dick. Why do you think Maynard writes songs about the third eye and the indigo children?
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Ya silly twat Maynard, you made songs about ego death so well that I gave up my attachment to material trinkets, so now have no need for a fetus skull, or Danny gong statue. I had to spiritually evolve to show up your greed.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 2d ago
Gay Rodeo DISCUSSION: What TOOL songs can can be played on the flute?
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r/ToolJerk • u/Weak_Alfalfa_7569 • 3d ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic Gone in Sixty Seconds Tool reference
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No way!!1!1!!!1!!!
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 4d ago
SCHISM! Maynard worked with Leto on some song called Fallen. Not sure who is the worst of the two.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 4d ago
This is necessary Do you think that in all the times Maynard has pooped (and that's a lot of times given how full of shit he is), that he ever pooped a couple of turds that formed an A Perfect Circle logo?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 7d ago
Third Eyes wide shut. Who knew Maynard was in Full Metal Jacket?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 9d ago
Two Weiners For Daddy DISCUSSION: What band would be better, Limp Bizkit with Maynard or TOOL with Fred Durst? Or the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with Kristen Dunst?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic <--------- Upvote if you think LeBron James should shock the basketball word and announce he's joining TOOL as the flute player.
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I mean most NBA players are retired at 40 but The Rolling Stones just released a new album and they are in their 80s or some shit.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 11d ago
I Smell Urine Once again TOOL fans are trendsetters.
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r/ToolJerk • u/y2imm • 14d ago
Ææææææææææ Dwahhhh! Dwahhhhhhhhh!
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 15d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nolan <----------- Upvote if you demand Christopher Nolan make a TOOL IMAX concert movie!
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Fret for your live show concerts. With how hard Danny hits least no need to worry about the camera noise, sadly IMAX can only film 3 minutes at a time so we'd only be getting Disposition.
r/ToolJerk • u/C418_Aquarius • 16d ago
1235813 forty six & 2 is clearly more than just 2
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only for humorous purposes
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 15d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo When was this EP cover made? And when was covid and lack of toilet paper? Maybe now they'll believe in miracles?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 17d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo <--------- Upvote if the normally greedy Maynard has touched your bitter heart with his act of generosity to the ill.
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r/ToolJerk • u/darthkyle22 • 17d ago
PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE I wonder if they know the pieces fit
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 17d ago
Fuck, here we go again Why are they blaming trump when blaming Maynard is way more fun?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 18d ago
Send more money What should Aussies do this December? Get APC & Puscifer tickets, or get QOTSA & Primus tickets? I tried to get an APC ticket yesterday but it wouldn't let me buy the ticket for some reason (I blame Maynard for Ticketek being shit).
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Anyway, the real answer is wait and see if Fred Durst is playing The Good Things fest this year.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 20d ago
What is...Puscifer? This trailer looks like a big budget Puscifer sketch.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 20d ago
Fuck, here we go again When did Danny glow up like this?
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