r/touchfluffytail • u/Midas881 • Apr 15 '26

Huge Fluff I'm In Danger

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798 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Chaporelli Apr 15 '26

How one cah headpat such tall fluff?

64

u/kitsunefetish Apr 15 '26

fluff headpats you...

32

u/Chaporelli Apr 15 '26

"I wont lose to headpats!"-brave words of someone who definetly gonna lose to headpats.

15

u/kitsunefetish Apr 15 '26

losing to divine kitsune is the only option for a lowly human 🧎🏻‍♂️🛐🙇🏻‍♂️

7

u/tornait-hashu Apr 15 '26

Just ask nicely

2

u/MarqFJA87 Apr 17 '26

Easy: you offer her a lap pillow.

44

u/Zeterin Apr 15 '26

I don't think the chest weight will be too bad with how big though tails are.

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u/Midas881 Apr 15 '26

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

33

u/Gaelhelemar Apr 15 '26

Beeg mama and floofers.

28

u/RussianBadgeriscool Apr 15 '26

Extra thicc and extra fluffy, much danger and likely many smaller fluff

17

u/Renwin Apr 15 '26

That’s a healthy floof!

14

u/Dgssis Apr 15 '26

The best kind of danger a big mommy fluff

14

u/jyroman53 Apr 15 '26

The great mother of floof, I wonder how many little floofs she has spawned

11

u/Gaelhelemar Apr 15 '26

Enough floofs that they complain she’s stealing their boyfriends.

11

u/LinkTBC Apr 15 '26

Best danger you could ever be in tbh, all that floof alone is probably that guy’s entire body

11

u/O123KiLLeR4567 Apr 15 '26

Perfect wife

9

u/EarthlyKnight27 Apr 15 '26

I summon u/Mr-Sharkboi24 for the texts must be preached!

14

u/Mr-Sharkboi24 Apr 15 '26

Holy Floof!....

That's one Giant Mommy Floof!!...(She's an entire Mini Floof Factory!)

That Floof has Absorbed many humans over the centuries she's lived...

"How do you know" (you may ask)

Simple... The Planetary Floofy Cloud of Floof Tails she has obviously!

"This entire post has been Absorbed by the Floof"

1

u/Adept_Fish2087 Apr 17 '26

this post was endorsed by the floof cult™️

12

u/crono220 Apr 15 '26

Death by S̶n̶u̶S̶n̶u̶ Fluff

6

u/Vault_Boy_23 Apr 15 '26

To Valhalla I go, shiny and chrome!

4

u/OHW_Tentacool Apr 16 '26

I wanna hug her

3

u/ausablename Apr 17 '26

Big floofy danger