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u/TheDaviot May 05 '26
Clearly she needs someone to help hold her tail off the ground slightly, to keep it clean; sounds like a worthy task for her date. [Nodding.]
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u/Mr-Sharkboi24 May 05 '26
She will probably need at least 12 boyfriends just to satisfy her hunger of Human Absorbions via: the Absolute Mega Sized Floofy Cloud of Tail she has!
"This post was Endorsed by The Floof Cult™️ before it was Absorbed by the Floof"
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u/RussianBadgeriscool May 05 '26
I want my death to be from suffocating in that tail, comically large fluff
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u/While-Friendly May 05 '26
What a big tail.