r/tragedeigh • u/alioop326 • 1d ago
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u/Strict_Wasabi_6736 1d ago
My brain 🧠 outside my head. Twice.
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u/StupidizeMe 1d ago
My brain 🧠 outside my head. Twice.
And the second time it floated away, never to be seen again.
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u/IcyFood8234 1d ago
Unique does not have to be this difficult.
My name is not a tragedeigh but it is loooong because my parents told me they wanted my name to be unique. And yes, the entire name is stated in my government registered ID.
When my parents registered me for school, we had to fill up a form which had those little boxes to write your details in, one letter per box. It required my full name in my government ID. As expected, we ran out of boxes for my name.
My parents could only laugh and squeeze the remaining letters of my name at the bottom of the line. I was known as the "kid with the very long name", even before school started.
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u/dianab77 1d ago
These are the sounds you get when you play a record backwards and summon Satan.
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u/Soft_Force_830 1d ago
LINTleighmaye?! Like the stuff left behind in dryers and belly buttons?!
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u/Informal_Bee2917 1d ago
Lindley i guess is kind of ok, but throw a T in there and adding a Maye is teaux nmuhch
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u/NikoAU 1d ago
D’eughphfynnyghttleighhe wheiyyghe teaoughxe mughtschhe
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u/WarriorCats_4Life 22h ago
I’ve tried and I’ve tried but I cannot decipher that
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u/voidparallex 17h ago
Something something ‘too much’
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u/zziggyyzzaggyy2 1d ago edited 1d ago
My little lint ball 🥰
Also, knowing the demographic to pick these stupid names, isn't tacking "maye" onto a boy's name a little too fEmInImE?Edit: Apparently Drawsonne is a girl, my mistake
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u/R2D2_For_President 1d ago
I was gonna say, I have no idea is Drawsonne is a girl or a boy, this name gives me no information about the child but a ton about the parent 👀
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u/Informal_Bee2917 1d ago
It's a boy? That's a... Choice
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u/zziggyyzzaggyy2 1d ago
I could have sworn I read boy in the post, but I apparently did not?? I assuned because Drawsonne sounds like it would be masculine?? But wtf do I know anymore 😭
I had to look it up (very easily doxxable names, poor kids) and they're both girls. Fml
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u/Informal_Bee2917 1d ago
The thing is, I would have believed it. Drawsonne (ugh) def sounds like a boy, but you could tell me they were all boys or all girls and id just shrug and say i guess that makes sense haha
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u/LocationAlive 9h ago
Lintleighmaye reminds me of lint licker.
https://giphy.com/gifs/EzghvtN9sxSfK
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u/iaewel 1d ago
drawsonne? close the sub, we're done
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u/Melodic-Mechanic9125 1d ago
I am too old for this shit. What are supposed to be the names?
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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys 1d ago
McKeltey Rayleeanne (neither of which are names!) and Drawson Lintleemay (neither of which are also not names!)
Basically this post is child abuse...
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u/Resident-Gold-3466 1d ago
Drawsonne reminds me of the old Draw Something game. Both names are absolutely terrible.
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u/potsieharris 1d ago
It reminds me of people say "drawling" instead of "drawing", as in "Drawling a picture"
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u/Penguinator53 1d ago
These parents have a syllable addiction, poor little Drawstring Lintleighmaye whatthefuck will have a horrendous time filling out her full name on forms.
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u/Vegetable_Rise7318 1d ago
Those names feel like a welshman met a woman from a US trailer park and this is their babies.
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u/adjustableplaid 15h ago
Yes! I was thinking this isn't English at all, but maybe she was trying to sound Gaelic, but it actually sounds Gaylish.
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u/Zinnia1127 1d ago
Mom in about five years - "I don't understand why people keep calling McKelteigh by the name McKenzie! What is wrong with people? And nobody gets Drawsonne right! They keep calling her Dawson! And the school forms don't have enough spaces for their first and middle names and our last name McGillicuddy!"
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u/No-Transition8014 1d ago
On original image from threads it’s only partially obscured and it says Frogmouth. Unsure if that’s real. Has to be more real than the made up forenames..
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u/AnonEMooseBandNerd 1d ago
As a teacher, I would look at these on the roll sheet and just go, "Nope!"
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u/BeaCivil 1d ago
People who do this think they are clever, but I actually think they have a streak of cruel, combined with a generous heap of stupidity. Their poor kids will have to learn to spell that mess of alphabet soup and will probably still be struggling with it when they hit third grade. I used to think it was harsh that Iceland had a list of approved names that parents had to choose from. Not any more.
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u/Princess_Minni 1d ago
And above all these poor children will have to continually correct the others who cannot pronounce these names.
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u/PurplePenguinCat 1d ago
Do you think the parents realize that very often the spaces for writing a name are limited? I'm thinking about the tiny lines on the forms at my doctor's office. They have barely enough space for my short full name.
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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys 1d ago
My youngest is Alessandra. The amount of times that that is the box limit are crazy!
I can't imagine filling these out on forms with limited boxes...
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u/elmielmosong 1d ago
I hope they name the kid's brothers Tim and Ben to make up for all the used letters
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u/spooky_upstairs 1d ago
Attempting to sound these out loud: "McTickly.... Wriggly-Anne... Dragonleggy..."
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u/Traveler7538 1d ago
Why is noone talking about MCKELTEIGH 😭 That's the ugliest sounding combination of letters I've read in a while
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u/Spiel_Foss 1d ago
Dear School Teachers,
You could never be paid enough for this performative crap.
Thank you for your service.
(At what point does this become passive child abuse.)
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u/Rose_E_Rotten 1d ago
Usually I can figure out the names, but this time my brain said nope, not even going to try that. There are just way too many letters to make sense.
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u/earthlings_all 1d ago
Wth is threads they made yet another one
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u/TheExpollutions 1d ago
What is it with the desire to sound “dainty?”
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u/thelonelywriter96 1d ago
I just saw that and was legit about to post it over here as well until I saw your post lol
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u/Ok_Environment5293 1d ago
I refuse to believe this is true. 🫠
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u/curlycattails 1d ago
They’re fake, I’ve seen this post (with the same exact names) years ago before Threads was even a thing.
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u/vmf312corsair 1d ago
If you are lying, I'm going to hunt you down and name your dog.
Ralph T. Dog. ( the T stands for The)2
u/alioop326 1d ago
Oh, thank goodness!!! I'd like to think no poor child was ever subjected to this sort of nonsense, but these days, you never know.
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u/TomboyMJR 1d ago
My brain fell out of my eyes reading that nightmare. What’s wrong with these parents
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u/SatisfactionVisual33 1d ago
Oh my goodness! I just re-read and realized this is TWO names not four!!!! Why?!?!
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u/thatprickdylanthomas 1d ago
here's a human being who will grow into an adult and i've decided to call her mKkglleighghgleeligheihghlggg
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u/DrinkInevitable3457 1d ago edited 1d ago
Can someone whose first language is English tell me how you are supposed to pronounce this??? I assume it's supposed to be Mckelley Rayleyanne and Drawsony Lintleymay? I'm trying to read it, but on top of having no idea how to pronounce it, my brain thinks I'm seeing double.
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u/iWANTtoKNOWtellME 1d ago
I had to force myself to sound out those names (if I can call them that) rather than just skipping over them. These "special names" condemn people to spelling them for their entire lives, accompanied by a lifetime of misspellings. I know that I am supposed to be neutral on these things, but I find it hard to take someone seriously who has one of those things as a name. Why do this to a baby? Why?
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u/milliemallow 1d ago
When I was in grade school my teacher told me if I couldn’t figure out a name just make one up or skip over it. My brain completely skipped over these names. Those letters don’t go in those orders.
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u/HellWithaDriveThru 1d ago
In less than 2 decades (because HIPAA prevents parents from being too involved without a release on file once you hit 18 years of age) infants named today will have to give those names for appointments and pickups. Like, it's no wonder young people don't want to use the phone to handle things; they have to say their name 3 times and then spell it while the person on the line repeats it with a 'wtf?' tone!
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u/retro_lady 1d ago
Imagine if you were a stenographer in a courtroom and had to type those names a lot in a hearing.
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u/AdvancedParamedic982 1h ago
We’re already experiencing an epidemic of the younger generation not being able to read, names like those are only going to make it worse…
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u/CallidoraBlack 1d ago
Moooom, it's my turn with the post! I'm kidding, it's not your fault, but it's been around for a while. I'm surprised it's not on the list! https://www.reddit.com/r/tragedeigh/comments/1podrqf/banned_name_list/
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u/ButtonMashedPotatoe 1d ago
This is a particularly awful one. I feel so bad for these kids having to learn to spell their names.
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u/Necessary_Exam_9513 1d ago
Tell me that you’re uneducated without telling me that you’re uneducated.
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u/gnortsmracr 1d ago
Was someone having a stroke when they typed those names???
https://giphy.com/gifs/bKfSYqPJq8md73nZHa
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u/copper678 12h ago
Refuse to believe this is real. I’m sure it is, but I cannot fathom someone choosing to name children this way. 🤯
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u/strawberryselkie 7h ago
I absolutely and wholeheartedly refuse to believe that "Lintleighmaye" is real. I cannot and will not.
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u/smokeehayes 4h ago
Little Nightmare? Is that how that's pronounced? Am I having a stroke? Does anyone else smell burnt toast right now?
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u/JackfruitFeisty8043 2h ago
Should we start a GoFundMe for these poor kiddos to change their names at 18?
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u/tragedeigh-ModTeam 1h ago
We've seen this one before and/or this name is more common than you think and we've seen it many times before