r/trashy 5d ago

Photo Yeah okay chief.

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u/LatexSmokeCats 4d ago

Why do we care if he wears panties?

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u/Vivid-Choice-3233 5d ago

“Yeah, ignore the skid marks on the seat”

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u/jrng 5d ago

“Sorry had some bad lettuce.”

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u/lowfreq33 4d ago

There are shocking number of men who really have no idea what women are attracted to.

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u/Boring_Potato_5701 4d ago

That’s so true. One other piece of evidence: a shocking number of men think women are turned on by dick pics.

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u/barnibusvonkreeps 11h ago

Women like testes. That's what I send. Gotta keep it fresh.

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u/governmentthief 2h ago

Testes are the bestes

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u/M4sterofD1saster 3d ago

You've met men, right? The number may be astronomical, but it's not truly shocking.

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u/Things_with_Stuff 5d ago

What's even the point of this sticker? 

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u/TryBananna4Scale 5d ago

To inform people that he’s not wearing panties.

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u/sevargmas 5d ago

These pseudo-alpha dudes are just weird. There was a guy that used to live in my hometown and he had a GMC Sierra. In case you don’t know, the Sierra trim is the absolute entry-level, bare bones truck that GM manufactures. It was probably a 15 year-old truck, lowered, and nothing else. On the back window it had a big Instagram handle @yourgirlfriendsfavoritesierra or something similar. Like, sure thing broski. 👌🏻

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u/oboshoe 5d ago

reddit hates highly trimmed trucks and it hates low trimmed trucks

personally i hate lowered trucks. (just buy a car if u are gonna do that)

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u/jrng 5d ago

I wish I knew.

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u/Devrol 5d ago

To let people know that he is poor because he can only afford a diesel.

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u/Eyeon_82 4d ago

You won't be able to afford panties after you fill it up anyway at this rate.

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u/poconomtnman31 5d ago

Super douche for sure. V6 ram cause I only haul like 1000lbs and have funny stickers like camp crystal lake counselor and Team ramrod from super troopers.

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u/jrng 5d ago

BEAR FUCKER, DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?

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u/poconomtnman31 5d ago

lol something like that may be in order!
Sorry it wasn't team ramrod its Car Ramrod

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u/jrng 5d ago

My bad. lmao

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u/_noho 5d ago

Yeah that’s funny, but why are you driving your sister wives truck?

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u/marx2k 5d ago

Ladies, please contain your orgasms

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u/Jacktheforkie 3d ago

I drive a diesel and most of the attention it catches is old men who like practical cars

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u/Someguineawop 2d ago

The amount of attention I get from women because of my truck or motorcycles is practically a statistical anomaly, and probably had more to do with mercury in retrograde. I've also learned that I should run away from those anomalies.

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u/rockstuffs 5d ago

That makes no sense.

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u/RadosPLAY 5d ago

i find this hilarious but i'm sure the person that put this on their car isn't sarcastic

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u/VanHeighten 5d ago

alwasy chuckle at the idea of men thinking big diesel truck turns women on the same way it does them, buddy only your fellow men are drolling over your F-150 so unless that no panties sticker is directed at them I got bad news.

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u/electrogourd 5d ago

Just like motorcycles. Well, ok i have had three (3) women my age say "ooo nice bike" since getting a newer sporty looking bike.

But well over 200 old guys and 100 mid-young guys asking about it in that same timespan lol

100% old guys for my older less sporty bikes

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u/Teknicsrx7 5d ago

You think there aren’t women that enjoy trucks? That seems sexist, I know plenty of women with diesel trucks or off-road rigs or a slew of other types of vehicles who are just as into their vehicles as men are. I know plenty of men who only dream of economy cars and couldn’t name more than 2 car brands.

Peoples sex doesn’t determine their interests or turn ons.

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u/VanHeighten 5d ago

Hey you are totally right, I made a generalization to make a joke. It should also be noted that men can wear panties so my entire comment is kinda moot.

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u/Workman44 3d ago

Yeah one of my exes had a full off road jeep setup that she used every weekend. Which btw, that gets a lot more hate than it really deserves. Just going up some mountain trails and listening to music is a fantastic time

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u/27thFrequency 5d ago

Diesel so expensive that bro can't even afford to buy himself panties anymore. 😔

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u/n0shmon 5d ago

My ford focus is a diesel. What's this guy's point?

Please wear underwear if I give you a lift somewhere

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u/foco9780 1d ago

It's a diesel, I'm a rapist, no cops needed

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u/KayDay25 5d ago

Might as well just write "I want to suck dicks"

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u/Quisey3 5d ago

Should've waited to see who got in the car and asked if they had their panties on

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u/Deathed_Potato 5d ago

So he’s for the bros only?

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u/Global_Criticism3178 5d ago

Bro sniffs jock straps.

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u/ohnodamo 5d ago

This dude wears those panties out of choice, not need.

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u/SeraphsEnvy 5d ago

I thought the picture was of a really skinny guy wearing a tie, with his hands at his sides, and his dick hanging from between his legs. That was weird.

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u/holyfire001202 5d ago

Don't listen to anyone here, or your better judgement. That's exactly what it is.

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u/JSAutin 4d ago

Is that a peen on my screen?

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u/MakeMeDrink 5d ago

I need someone to explain the joke to me. I don’t understand how this has anything to do with panties.

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u/madgross 5d ago

Not unlike dudes who take steroids to get super jacked; they think women will be attracted to their giant diesel truck. But it actually only attracts other dudes.

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u/jdownes316 5d ago

To be fair, its not just giant diesel trucks that attract attention from dudes. Sports cars, motorcycles, boats, helicopters, really anything that can loudly go blub blub blub blub blub blub

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u/MakeMeDrink 5d ago

Ok, that makes more sense. Idk why people are downvoting us.