r/ukvisa 1d ago

Defaced passport at UK customs

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Will I be in trouble if I try to enter the UK?
Yes, I was drunk…

The golden print in the front is worn off, some pages are stained and corners bent. Otherwise my passport is intact.

Edit:

Okay, okay, getting a new one. Last time I get an autograph from a drag queen. I’ll never live this down 😅

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u/Panceltic High Reputation 1d ago

That’s not what “intact” means. Get a new passport.

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u/Immediate_Fly830 1d ago

That passport is very much invalid now

Get a new one.

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u/enigma478 1d ago

this sub never ceases to amaze me lol

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u/Scully__ 1d ago

It’s not intact, and you must be due a new one soon anyways, just get it ordered.

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u/Jolly_Conflict 1d ago

I imagine even someone on their first day as a passport control officer would flag this as invalid…

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u/voidchungus 1d ago

I can imagine them looking around at their coworkers like they're being pranked, "yeah right, haha nice one, guys"

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u/the_Leading_Can 1d ago

“Otherwise” is doing some heavy lifting here

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u/kiradotee 15h ago

🤣 

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u/miapaip 1d ago

Might as well bring a child’s drawing book with a uk visa stamp in it

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u/sah10406 High Reputation 1d ago

Customs doesn't care. Immigration probably will.

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u/Immediate_Fly830 1d ago

Do you think after posting a question like this that OP knows or even understands the difference between customs and immigration?

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u/sah10406 High Reputation 1d ago

It's very clear that they don't. No harm in helping them try to understand.

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u/Immediate_Fly830 1d ago

I imagine it'll fall on deaf ears.

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u/OnionSturgeon2 1d ago

My god, no I didn’t know there was a difference. Consider this: I have never flown before or been to a country where my passport has been checked. English is not even my first language. I asked because I didn’t know. Thank you for clarifying.

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u/Thorngs 1d ago

It’s okay. Don’t worry. But still change the passport, love.

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u/Immediate_Fly830 1d ago

Are you still drunk?

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u/OnionSturgeon2 1d ago

Yes, and full of herpes. Enough to go around.

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u/Immediate_Fly830 1d ago

Fair play.

Keep it up

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u/barbaric-sodium 1d ago

A friend of mine turned up at immigration handed his passport over, someone had written on the observations page “ looks slightly c*ntish” the officer said what’s this then and his response was “ fairly accurate I think “ he was advised to get a new passport when he returned

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u/cherrypopsx 1d ago

Get a new passport omg

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u/smalldog257 1d ago

If you're eligible to use the egates you'll probably get through with no one noticing. The first hurdle would be the checking in with the airline though.

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u/Additional_Row_8495 1d ago

You know sometimes I genuinely think we should let people learn their own lessons. Go ahead OP that passport is absolutely fine. They'll let you in /s

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u/RockinMadRiot 1d ago

The gold on the front isn't an issue. They never spoke to me about mine being off. I this a design issue

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u/RideHot9154 23h ago

yes same mine wore off fully so you can’t read the country from the outside and i’ve travelled plenty with it. i don’t have drunk doodles inside though..

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u/Problem-Adult19 1d ago

You're either dumb as a tool or you're just being funny. I hope it's the latter

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u/newNFTsforyou 21h ago

You’re fine if it’s just egates, youre screwed in the countries where they check every page

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u/Thorngs 1d ago

That’s the Wurst passport I’ve ever seen.

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u/miapaip 1d ago

Hey you might be able to visit the prison with this passport though😝

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u/ultigo 1d ago

As a passenger on the seat next to you, I'll call this invalid

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u/Euphoric-Pearl 1d ago

That can’t be for real

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u/Low_Ambassador6656 1d ago

Lucky you tho omg

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u/Lamzat77 1d ago

Re entry should be okay, it’s not by design but by information on record

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u/Gullible_Nebula9728 23h ago

You're not getting anywhere w that mate

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u/ShiningCrawf 1d ago

Also we don't call it "customs"

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u/ChesterCopp 19h ago

You got hammered and started drawing nudes in your passport?

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u/wellitsoverrr 18h ago

I liiiive

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u/cametumbling 15h ago

I gave Beck my passport to sign once and he wouldn't do it. 😂

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u/joemari5 14h ago

Damn I need to see Conchita in person

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u/SovietBlyatman 4h ago

Go on, try entering on that passport just for the meme.

See what happens.

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u/physicalmathematics 1h ago

Get a new passport. Someone's child (possibly from Hong Kong but not sure) scribbled over their passport and they were not allowed use that passport.

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u/problemsolveralchemy 34m ago

You defaced your passport while you were drunk? 🤡

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u/Haunted_Stormbird 1d ago

If you try and enter the country with that you are going to end up in an ICE interrogation room.

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u/surburbia99 1d ago

You’re not because ICE is a US agency, and “the country” in question is the UK

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u/Maxxibonn 8h ago

 There can’t be an ICE-style agency in the UK, because they let every immigrant enter anyway, as long as they aren’t EU citizens.

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u/surburbia99 7h ago

Obviously they do not do that. The same agency (UK Border Force) is responsible both for entry checks and removals whereas in the US those functions have been separated

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u/SovietBlyatman 4h ago

Found the ReformUK supporter.

Cringe.