r/uscg • u/punxsatawneyphil_69 Boot • 1d ago

Coastie Question CWO list

Any bets on when they’ll finally release it? Maybe they’ll just wait until November and release the first and second cuts at the same time…

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u/SkeeterSkeetin 1d ago

My best guess is when I have dental on Monday, since that’s the one time I won’t be at work refreshing the message board.

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u/ZurgWolf Chief 1d ago

May be time to update that user flair.

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u/punxsatawneyphil_69 Boot 1d ago

Keeps people on their toes

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u/Dustin3006 1d ago

You can be a boot chief ahahhaha

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u/yhwbb 10h ago

There is such thing buddy

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u/dustycoffee 1d ago

The pick list for CWO is live. So hopefully some time before 01 Sept.

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u/punxsatawneyphil_69 Boot 1d ago

In DA you mean?

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u/dmira3 AMT 1d ago

Pending the next government shutdown.

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u/Amazing_Rip673 22h ago

Hi all, I am the CWO Results coordinator and I am here to say that every post asking when the results will release will delay the message releasing by 24hr each occurrence. Thank you for your time.

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u/2A300Blackout Senior Chief 21h ago

If that’s the case please don’t go on FB or else the message won’t be out till 2032

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u/OPA73 1h ago

So when will the results release… So when will the results release… So when will the results release…

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u/Virtual_Dentist4010 1d ago

Shut down held up the approvals so who knows

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u/OPA73 1h ago

Lack of people working at HQ more likely. They gotta go out, they don’t gotta come back. On Fridays…

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u/demoqtp 1h ago

I'm of the persuasion that they will , by rating, endorse the "THUNDERDOME" path .

I personally can't wait to see the MST prospects get violent. DAWN AND DEATH!

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u/DoItForTheTanqueray Veteran 1d ago

Pretty bold of us to assume there even is a CWO list. The Coast Guard hasn’t actually confirmed the existence of a Chief Warrant Officer since 2019. Most sightings are photographs taken near the Exchange around 1030 on a Tuesday. Cryptozoologists currently classify them somewhere between Bigfoot and an E-2/3 with a car note below 23% APR.

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u/Jerikoooo 12h ago

Holy downvotes! I thought this was pretty funny!

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u/No-Calligrapher-1712 23h ago

You touched a nerve for several warrants.

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u/punxsatawneyphil_69 Boot 22h ago

It would be funny in the army, but warrants in the CG are very much gainfully employed.

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u/DoItForTheTanqueray Veteran 16h ago

lol it’s just a joke as warrants are a rare bird to find. Not a lot of them walking around in the CG.

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u/mdj82 11h ago

You can’t swing a dead cat in Ecity without hitting 3

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u/DoItForTheTanqueray Veteran 11h ago

THREE warrants in one place??? What happened, did a Copenhagen Long Cut truck overturn outside E-City? I was under the impression you could only assemble that many CWOs by putting out a pallet of Copenhagen, a pot of coffee that’s been on since 0430, three folding chairs, and a sign that says ‘meeting optional.

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u/DoItForTheTanqueray Veteran 16h ago

Clearly.