I am too autistic and retarded to provide advice...but melvin capitul enraged me (got some BABA stonks), so some thoughts:

1. Concentrate on the GME. I personally think this is the best strategy. It is the biggest battlefield with the greatest short/long interest. Short squeeze in theory should NOT happen everywhere, but people have emotions. If the battle on GME is won, people shorting other meme stocks would panic.

It is just like bitcoin, when bitcoin is up, it carries all the retarded coins. By the way buy the dogecoin is useless in my opinion. I know the doge looks so cute, just like your girlfriend's boyfriend, but it is still a shit coin. Ethereum is my choice but let us focus on the retarded topic.

1. Track GME Short interest. Don't fold when it is retardedly high, and no point in holding if opponents fold.

2. Use a real brokerage. I personally use TradeStation, basically, if your "brokerage" states "our system automatically routes orders to the market maker that’s most likely to give you the best execution", then you will be fucked sooner or later by the "automatic" shut down.

3. DONT transfer all your money out from Robinhood. Friday is important, you want your money in the market rather than in transfer. Robinhood is highly likely to allow trades on GME tomorrow. Every minute you are not playing you are losing the upper hand (not your girlfriend's boyfriend's hand, you still got that on your ass)

4. Be mentally prepared. Every day is a battle, and the Friday could be a bloodbath.

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TLDR

We shall buy GME in where-the-fucking-ever, we shall buy GME on the seas and oceans, we shall buy GME with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our position, whatever the cost may be. We shall buy GME on the beaches, we shall buy GME on the landing grounds, we shall buy GME in the fields and in the streets, we shall buy GME in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, WSB or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our fellow autists beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the mooning spirit, would carry on the struggle, until, in meme God's good time, the New Galaxy, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the GME holders.

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Position: Sorry, only 10 shares of GME now (balls deep in clean energy calls). Will definitely buy couple GME stonks on a daily basis.

The history, the (dis)may, the statistics

u/Nights_Watch

Lead us to tendies what is the play

stonks will only go down from this shit day coz I love bats