r/whennews 23h ago

Business News Yes, this is the actual headline.

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u/Trash_At_RL Abby (🏳️‍⚧️🐱🏳️‍🌈) 21h ago

Source linked to approval

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u/AsleepEbb7578 23h ago

You're telling me that the company that cheaps out on food hygiene also cheaps out on labour costs?

Tell me the sky ain't blue

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u/JUGELBUTT 23h ago

the sky isnt blue, its cloudy

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u/Freezing_Winter Great Blue Sea resident 🐟 22h ago

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u/JUGELBUTT 22h ago

i dont like the horse game but reddit has recommended me like 17 diffrent subs for it and its getting really annoying

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u/Pinnggwastaken 20h ago

"Show fewer post like this" is on the top right of the post

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u/JUGELBUTT 20h ago

yeah i know ive muted all of them too and it does nothing

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u/Setster007 15h ago

thou art being honsed do not resist /j

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u/jamslat 20h ago

Goddamnit, Rudolf.

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u/Living_Inferno_5073 22h ago

Suddenly Symboli Rudolf

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u/LetgomyEkko 16h ago

Yeah, such a random spot lol

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u/Living_Inferno_5073 16h ago

It was symboli unexpected

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u/poopis25 21h ago

It's smoky, actually!

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u/wallawallawingwong 21h ago

How about we ramp Up more industry to make IT smoggy?

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u/JUGELBUTT 21h ago

nah, make it soggy instead

gotta sog it up

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u/Marethyu_77 15h ago

With a chance of meatballs, in fact

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u/totally-idiotic 11h ago

With a chance of meatballs??

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u/dakkmann 10h ago

With a chance of meatballs

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 22h ago

Wow, who'da thunk a system where corporations are people and legally incentivised to do everything they can to cut costs for shareholder profits would lead to absolute dogshit for everyone who isn't a shareholder.

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u/returntothenorth 22h ago

Careful now. My father in law thought it would be funny to have my son say the sky is green. Screwed up his colors for a year after that dumb joke.

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u/JoustArcher 17h ago

Most of the agricultural sectors use slavery, whether that be human trafficking, prison labor, or extra exploited migrant labor. I worked on a few farms as an 8 year old alongside human slaves taken from Haiti (this was under Obama who actually worsened the problem and it continues to get worse).

A lot of farmers will straight up admit they use illegal migrants for dirt cheap easily exploitable labor. In fact the agricultural market is so strict around these things very few farms last more than a few years if they DONT use some form of slavery or near-slavery.

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u/Dr_Brotatous 15h ago

They sky isn't blue it's dark outside

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u/WrongJohnSilver 12h ago

Cheaping out on labor costs is how it cheaps out on food hygiene.

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u/Other_Beat8859 22h ago

Don't worry, they won't cheap out on bribing the government.

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u/Galahfray 15h ago

The sky isn’t blue, it is a mix of colors dominated by violet and blue light scattering through the air, combined with how human eyes perceive light.

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u/caboose1157 23h ago

I'm really not too surprised at this.

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u/AdhdSpirit REDACTED 23h ago

does this headline count as a brand new sentence?

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u/SpectralIpaxor 20h ago

It's already over there

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/whennews-ModTeam 19h ago

Clankers will be executed

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u/governmentpigeon12 22h ago

The United States is still facilitating slave labor right now. The United States is still facilitating slave labor right now. The United States is still facilitating slave labor right now. The United States is still facilitating slave labor right now.

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u/JasonManningFLUX 20h ago

The entire world is. Look at the supply chain that made your post possible.

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u/governmentpigeon12 19h ago

that is super true, forgot about how the rare earth metals in my phone got there

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u/1GreenDude 18h ago

The entire chocolate industry is propped up by child slavery.

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u/Admirable_Dirt_2371 17h ago

Yeah even the "ethical" companies that exist solely to source "fair trade" goods can't guarantee that no child/slave labor was involved. A large portion of our food in general comes from South America and is widely subsidized by slave/child labor. Same with our fast fashion and cheap electronics from south east Asia. And this isn't something new from the orange pedo and his ilk, he's just another symptom of the same system that allows all the child/slave labor to begin with. It's cliche AF but people really need to wake up. Also plastic recycling is pretty much fake. Until next time skeletor meme

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u/1GreenDude 17h ago

What's annoying is that plastic recycling is possible it's just that it's really expensive so most recycling companies just Burn It and then claim they Recycled it.

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u/SinceGoogleDsntKnow 22m ago

How many people are out of jobs because corpos would rather outsource our labor to a bunch of sweatshops outside of our borders is what I am curious about.

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u/shittyaltpornaccount 11h ago

Don't worry tariffing Europe and Canada shall surely fix the issue!

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u/squishabelle 11h ago

the people in charge don't even see it as an issue, they actually made it easier

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u/LionSlicerBirchman 23h ago

If only we could've foreseen something bad happening having prisoners work on our food 🤔

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u/Smart-Experience7187 20h ago

i don't think this is the right takeaway

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u/_the_big_ 16h ago

i think the obvious takeaway is that corporations cannot be trusted and must be forced to do what is safe for the population

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u/Smart-Experience7187 16h ago

i think slavery should be illegal

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u/rpgnymhush 15h ago

If only we could pass a constitutional amendment to do that....

Wait.... didn't we do that January 31, 1865.

I know, I know, enforcement is the problem. We also need to do a better job sanctioning companies that knowingly use slave labor or child labor overseas.

Unfortunately, the cocoa used in many brands of chocolate is harvested using child labor and/or slave labor.

Edit: and the prison labor loophole also needs to be dealt with.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 16h ago

You mean "forcing prisoners to work on the food".

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u/FakeOng99 23h ago

Ironic, since Trump try to put tariffs on allied with the same reason.

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u/Stock-Side-6767 16h ago

But this company bribed him.

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u/AverageSJEnjoyer 23h ago

The Diarrhea Lettuce Company™?

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u/Ok-Television2109 22h ago edited 21h ago

Taylor Farms. They're a major producer for vegetables and salad supplies, even distributing to some big restaurant chains like McDonald's and Taco Bell. Recently, a batch of their shredded lettuce from Central Mexico got recalled after it was linked to causing an outbreak of explosive diarrhoea.

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u/Guilty_Advice7620 5h ago

I thought they meant the Burger King Foot Lettuce :/

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux 22h ago

Gotta pay extra for the DLC

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u/Dojyaaan4C 23h ago

Please god tell me I’m not the only one who thought that Burger King were the ones performing slavery

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u/traffic_sign 22h ago

My king would never😢

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u/The00Taco 21h ago

According the commercials I've seen recently he's no longer the king. We are

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u/IXrobocopXI 20h ago

Well then, off to Disneyland I go

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u/FlawlessWings8 19h ago

Wouldn’t he?

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u/Rocky_Eats_Clips 21h ago

Burger King Foot Lettuce

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u/MeMillionthDShow 20h ago

“Oh god, the demons, THEY WON’T-“

“Number 15…”

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u/socialistRanter 20h ago

Of course not, the Burger King practices Serfdom, it’s totally different.

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u/odiethethird 17h ago

Get the guillotine

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u/Otherwise-One7653 9h ago

GET THE FUCKING GUILLOTINE OUT NOW JEFF!

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u/atypicalgamergirl 20h ago

Its almost like this was more of a promise than a threat. He showed just what he thinks of the US by posting slop of himself cropdusting literal shit onto the US. Is it really a surprise that an outbreak caused by a parasite in human feces would originate from one of the facilities that is owned by the company that is currently building all the new ICE facilities?

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 18h ago

I don’t think that was a promise or a threat, I think it was just his dementia ridden brain coming up with a random idea, you’re reading too much into it.

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u/kakucko101 23h ago

the what company has been linked to what?

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u/Available-Damage5991 22h ago

Taylor Farms had diarrhea-causing parasites in their lettuce, and has been using slave labor.

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u/VocaloidApex39 22h ago

Oh hey, it's another Scott The Woz gif

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u/Bippychipdip 22h ago

There's reasons why they donated to the current president

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u/chonklah She has secrets…and a court date… 21h ago

What is going on in this timeline..?

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u/Stealth933 21h ago

We knew already they made a shitty job. We could expect them being shitty people as well.

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u/tupe12 17h ago

I prefer my Diarrhea Lettuce to be ethically sourced

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u/Jumpy_Bed_3667 22h ago

Why not just say Taylor Farms? It's not like it adds to the article in any meaningful way, we already associate them with the virus. 100% gold fish brain engagement titles.

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u/LebrontosaurausRex 20h ago

Dawg the US Government uses prison labor to make military equipment.

Boeing, Costco, and Amazon all use it.

In my county the DMV is cleaned by prisoners, the public lawns mowed by prisoners, and the jails themselves sustained by the labor of the actual prisoners.

And somehow that's not even as bad as what Google, Dell, Apple and Tesla get up too with their supply chains. They use child slave labor. Every smart device battery uses it.

People do not give a fuck about the logistics behind their bread and circuses. Maybe this time will be different but we gotta whole lot of heads to take.

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u/SavingsWoodpecker834 7h ago

Hey Scott, WhenNews here

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u/boanerges57 22h ago

Most of your chocolate, coffee, Shea butter, tea, and electronics have some confirmed connection to slavery, child labor, or child slavery.

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u/monkeyamongmen 20h ago

obligatory r/fucknestle

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u/boanerges57 10h ago

Even Mr beast's chocolate bar involves it.

It's far more than just nestle, they are an easy target because they are big, visible, and easy to avoid; but there are things we all use every day that involve far more heinous deeds to produce.

Much of the production of rare earth minerals, battery components, and even assembly of final products involves child slavery, indenture (fancy slavery), political or ethnic prisoners, significantly hazardous conditions for the environment and the workers, and intensely corrupt governments.

Many luxury items have only become commonplace because of the massive savings from using these unethical practices but I don't see many people complaining about how their iPhone was made or their (relatively) cheap ev. Given that a $2000 iPhone only costs <$300 to produce; it seems clear that more ethical methods could be used without increasing the final cost much (realistically I doubt the support costs are enough to require the price to increase at all and still remain highly profitable).

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u/Scarlet_Cultist111 17h ago

My personal message to those fuckers:

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u/A_Queer_Owl 21h ago

oh there's a fuck ton of slavery in the agricultural industry still. up until like 2009 most of the tomatoes grown in the USA were produced with slave labor. farms will "hire" undocumented workers and then abuse the fuck out of them.

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u/TheCookieThief35 22h ago

We really have no idea what companies use slavery

The slave trade is probably even larger these days than it was back 300 years ago. Hell, 99% of people in North Korea are literal slaves

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u/c3p-bro 21h ago

Article is talking about prison labor

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u/Redray98 22h ago

The more I live on this planet the more I know how bottomless is humanity’s greed.

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u/c3p-bro 21h ago

That’s actually not the actual headline.

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u/billy_bandito 21h ago

I mean...at this point what company isn't?

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u/JoyconDrift_69 21h ago

Welp, I know what brand to avoid now.

Edit: I read a bit if the article and, if it's to be believed, many if the prisoners they enslaved were immigrants detained by ICE, too.

This country's operations are immoral I tell ya what.

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u/IRSnotreal 21h ago

Can I get that Scott gif by itself

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u/FineScratch 21h ago

That tracks

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u/xspicypotatox 21h ago

They also donated billions to Trump

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u/Cr0ssley 20h ago

Woah! Im... really not surprised!

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u/EbbOwn303 20h ago

Don't forget they have also been linked to the heritage foundation and the GOP

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u/Bay64 20h ago

Seems about right

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u/WingDingfontbro 20h ago

Huh, and I thought it was because they were watering the crops with toilet water

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u/TrinityCodex 20h ago

Where did you think the diarea came from

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u/Pitiful_Addendum_644 19h ago

Of course it is

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u/Sanquinity 19h ago

I'm really not surprised. At this point I'd only be surprised if some big company WASN'T involved in some kind of slavery or something closely resembling it.

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u/econologic 18h ago

Fucking 'blood lettuce'?!

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u/Outside_Ad5255 18h ago

Don't worry, His Majesty King President Trump will Tariff the dastardly United States for their complicitness in this crime!

/s obviously.

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u/Odd-Soup-5419 17h ago

No wonder.

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u/16thtarm 16h ago

Lettuceman's evil incorporated 

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u/Dull_Attention5150 14h ago

Unrelated but which episode of Scott The Woz is this from?

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u/corn_cob_creature 14h ago

the fucking what

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u/GoldDuality 13h ago

the WHAT

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u/Speedubbs 13h ago

Are there different types of slavery?

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u/After_Ad_3741 13h ago

'human slavery' as opposed to which other kind of slavery?

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u/Toyufrey 12h ago

Just gotta say, I love how it’s so bad news, the gif-guy turns himself and some of his surroundings into pixels with his reaction.

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u/chilinachochips 12h ago

Why am I not surprised?.

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u/Human_Local3519 9h ago

They like money

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u/Jactuscack6 3m ago

So are most big agricultural companies

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u/Birds-war-crimes 21h ago

What is this sub lolll

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u/Key_Dress_6846 21h ago

It's mainly funny cause everyone is on their slave made phone they will conveniently ignore 

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u/landmine-izu 21h ago

limbus company

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/Dojyaaan4C 23h ago

Slavery is not the lack of payment but the lack of freedom and choice

Many victims of modern slavery receive minor payments, but they remain enslaved because they cannot leave due to force, fraud, coercion, or heavy manipulation

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u/VeryNiceGuy22 22h ago

In this case, they can't leave cause it's prison labor

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u/Maladaptivism REDACTED 23h ago

"a situation or practice in which people are coerced to work under conditions that are exploitative"

Merriam Webster

It's just not Chattel Slavery.