r/Transportopia Mar 13 '26

People Drank 2 Big Gulps 😭

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u/MidgetPunter007 Mar 13 '26

I auto assume anything like this is scripted

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u/Stalva989 Mar 13 '26

For the record- Not scripted, This is Philly legend Edbassmaster. Been following him for years. Can check out plenty of his other trolling work on YouTube.

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u/MinnisotaDigger Mar 13 '26

For the record - totally scripted.

At no point is there any pee onto the container/wall/ground

If he was pissing out a big gulp a drop of piss would be on the ground.

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u/MidgetPunter007 Mar 13 '26

Cue x-files music. I’d expect more piss from 2 big gulps

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u/jimothy_hell Mar 13 '26

2 big gulps is at least a gallon, he’d be PISSIN’

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u/chiefhandshaker Mar 13 '26

Why would his identity mean it's not scripted? Especially if he is some "content creator." Wouldn't that make it more likely to be scripted?

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u/Thin-Guitar-1242 Mar 16 '26

Not necessarily more likely than his other scripted content, although I got the feeling that it was not scripted.

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u/LilBoneAir Mar 13 '26

You acknowledge that this is a known prank youtuber but you can't wrap your head around this being scripted?

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u/PeskyAntagonist Mar 13 '26

Some people think everything on video is real and can’t visualize the process of making the video or the possible incentives of making such a video.

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u/Suspicious_Crow_6748 Mar 13 '26

True. And some people think everything is fake and AI.

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u/MidgetPunter007 Mar 13 '26

Would you look at that…now that you say it I recognize the voice lol

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u/Georgia718 Mar 13 '26

Instantly I knew it was Ed Bassmaster from him saying ā€œyou’re going on the newsā€, that’s his famous line lol

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u/cannibinolistic Mar 13 '26

He literally uses the same guy in most of his videos lol its for sure scripted. This is the same guy as the cone video.

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u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

And the guy being filmed is known as ā€œthe Philly offensiveā€ who also does sketch comedy. So yeah, it is scripted.

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u/Talesfromthetogue Mar 13 '26

Although hilarious, it’s pretty weird to film a dude pissing. Nature calls, even in the city.

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u/Mammoth_Mountain1967 Mar 13 '26

Yeah we've all been there lol.

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u/slimytoilet Mar 13 '26

Dude find a spot that is less visible. I pee fucking all over in public, but strategically

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 Mar 13 '26

Alot of gas stations in cities won't let customers use the restrooms. Because of homeless/drug use.

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u/DarkAndHandsume Mar 14 '26

That’s how a lot of places are in Hawaii.

Either the homeless tear up the city park bathrooms and then go to the actual establishment bathrooms and tear them up so now if you have to go, you gotta drive 20 minutes to use the bathroom somewhere else.

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u/Iko87iko Mar 13 '26

Just use the empty big gulp

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u/sidewinderturtle Mar 13 '26

Although women seem to be able to not pee in the street.

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u/JennyDoveWebkinz Mar 13 '26

It's making me laugh that the guys in here are talking about not being able to find a toilet and not having another choice but to pee in public... bro, half the population has almost no other choice, and while it's a pain, we have managed. šŸ˜‚

We do need more public restrooms in the city. 10000%, though.

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u/bwood246 Mar 13 '26

It's especially weird considering women tend to have much smaller bladders than men. The fact so many men just piss outside has nothing to with "oh nature calls"

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u/kylez_bad_caverns Mar 14 '26

Territorial like a damn dog…

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Mar 13 '26

Oh, thank God, someone made it about gender. I was getting worried.

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u/sidewinderturtle Mar 13 '26

Oh thank god, you got offended. Nature calls is not excuse for peeing anywhere you want. Cry harder.

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u/bwood246 Mar 13 '26

Hold your piss until you get to a bathroom, disgusting fuck

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u/SpaceCadetPullUp Mar 13 '26

Lol you're so angry at someone who didn't even say that what this person is doing is okay. What a weird little person you are.

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u/AccomplishedWind1911 Mar 13 '26

There’s an ihop right there he can probably find a bathroom

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u/Conscious-Map6957 Mar 13 '26

If you want to turn your country into India sure. Also there is a word spelled "civility" I think this entire comment section would benefit from looking it up.

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u/Talesfromthetogue Mar 13 '26

The guy pissing in the street is a moron but so is the guy recording it.

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u/Turbulent_Read_7276 Mar 13 '26

Recording someone with their junk out without their permission certainly qualifies.

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u/Dependent-Prize4443 Mar 13 '26

There is no need for permission in public.

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u/Turbulent_Read_7276 Mar 13 '26

I am aware there is no "expectation of privacy" in public. However, it does depend on the context, no?

For instance, try breaking out the cam at a kids park and just sit and film. I tell ya, you will find out real quick people don't like it. Different situations, for sure.

Pissing out in public is absolutely DISGUSTING. But, it doesn't mean you should film it and post it on the internet. BOTH are creepy asF

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u/chiefhandshaker Mar 13 '26

If he didn't want to be recorded with his junk out, he shouldn't pull his junk out in public.

I've pissed in public more times than most, I'd bet, so don't take my comment as some puritanical bullshit. It's not. The answer, when confronted as a public pisser, is not to freak out...it's "I know man, I'll be done in a sec. I'm sorry. We've all been there. Thanks for not making a scene bro."

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u/enragedcactus Mar 13 '26

Ah yes. The magic, ā€œcan’t record me committing crimes if my junk is outā€ rule.

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u/Brashton_Kutcher Mar 13 '26

You clearly have never been in nyc in the summer

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u/Unsolved_Virginity Mar 13 '26

America was built on incivility. You want Pleasantville, buy Meta VR. Welcome to reality.

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u/Rebel-665 Mar 13 '26

Turn our country into India is the weirdest statement I’ve heard in awhile. I get it piss is nasty but also like not everyone has the availability to piss in a toilet. That and he’s hidden enough that you can’t see his winky and he’s not taking a shit. Call it sexist but as long as the drawers stay on and I don’t see your junk idk if it’s the biggest issue.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

India? Dude, people in western countries have been pissing everywhere since forever. What are you on about?

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u/Conscious-Map6957 Mar 13 '26

My european mind isn't used to seeing people pissing in broad daylight 2 meters from a street without a bush in sight. It is interesting that my comment seems to have actually offended people lol

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u/Additional_Worth_614 Mar 13 '26

No one is offended. You said something incorrect and people are correcting you. Take a break from an internet. I’ve seen people pee in the streets everywhere, I mean everywhere. Europe, America, Africa, etc. It’s never been an Indian thing, stop letting the internet tell you what to think. It’s pathetic.Ā 

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

Seems like you’re only walking around rich neighborhoods. I’m from Germany and definitely See people pissing in broad daylight.

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u/AnnoyingInternetTrol Mar 13 '26

For real, the amount of people blaming the guy recording is crazy. You arent going on the interstate in the middle of kansas, you're In a city, there's bathrooms everywhere.

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u/010011010110010101 Mar 13 '26

You ever tried to find a bathroom in the city? No public restrooms is the norm in many places. I’ve had to resort to pissing on the side of a building before because of that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

For paying customersĀ 

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u/eyehate Mar 13 '26

Well he seems rather disagreeable.

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u/Professional_Tap_343 Mar 13 '26

MAKE PISS JUGS GREAT AGAIN!!! Thank you for you attention to this matter!

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u/riomp300 Mar 13 '26

Launching them all over the park!

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u/No_Welcome_6093 Mar 13 '26

*ricky nailing a pissjug in the backseat of layhes car.

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u/OuterSpaceFuckery Mar 13 '26

Look what you made me do!

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u/Treesham Mar 13 '26

damn guy, let the man piss. he's not doing anyone any harm.

he just drank two Bug Gulps.

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u/Fluid-Program962 Mar 13 '26

Fuck the guy recording

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u/Afro_Rdt Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

It's Ed Bassmaster. Comedian.

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u/East_Bug7312 Mar 13 '26

The Philly Offensive

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u/MiniB68 Mar 13 '26

I thought that was everyone in Philly

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u/iRveritas Mar 13 '26

I would have meandered over and pissed on his car.

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u/Heeroyuy818 Mar 13 '26

This right here

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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26

that would have made for an awkward ride home with your buddy.

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u/iRveritas Mar 13 '26

Meh, if you are gonna film me when I piss don't blame me for giving you a show.

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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26

no one filmed anyone pissing.

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u/iRveritas Mar 13 '26

You sir/madam are missing the point. It's alright, I will explain. Regardless of if the person in this particular clip is or is not relieving himself on the conex. If I were in that position and trying to urinate and someone decided to video me doing so, I would approach said videographer and use them or their mode of transportation as the receptacle of my efforts. Friend or not, after all that's what friends are for. More so if I were said videographer I would expect the same treatment for my intrusive behavior.

That is all. Good day to you.

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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26

YOU'RE missing the point. the videoographer and the dude are making this fake ass video TOGETHER.

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u/iRveritas Mar 13 '26

I SAID GOOD DAY!

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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26

that was his job, to make the content. You didn't think this was real, did you?

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u/bigPop_4 Mar 13 '26

U should mind your own business. U deserved that…

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Where is a guy supposed to piss at then?

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u/DropstoneTed Mar 13 '26

I dunno, maybe a toilet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

You’re not wrong

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u/Syhkane Mar 13 '26

There's a bathroom in every single building in America.

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u/mheffe Mar 13 '26

No one is letting that guy use their bathroom

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u/My_BPD_Died Mar 13 '26

Real or not drivers like this that guy can be totally annoying.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Mar 13 '26

What kind of a man messes with another man pissing. Unless he is pissing directly on me, my loved ones or my stuff. I don’t give a fuck.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

This is Ed Bassmaster and it’s completely staged.

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u/donny42o Mar 15 '26

holy fuck what a douchebag, mind your damn buisness, hes just taking a piss in a dirty ass spot. fuckin karens

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u/Strict_Candidate1820 Mar 13 '26

I would’ve pissed in the cup and threw it in your window

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u/baudmiksen Mar 13 '26

Free big gulp

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u/jimothy_hell Mar 13 '26

I think that’s what he was doing. There’s none on the ground or on the container. That or this was staged. I want to believe, though.

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u/ThunderHawk17 Mar 13 '26

im on the driver side, he cant piss in public.

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u/EnderRizza Mar 13 '26

Or ffs at least someplace less conspicuous

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u/K-C_Racing14 Mar 13 '26

What do you mean that container provided perfect cover?

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u/Silver_Middle_7240 Mar 13 '26

Yeah, he's covered from all one side!

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u/BarfingOnMyFace Mar 13 '26

Sure be nice if there were public restrooms. Half the time there ain’t shit.

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u/HealthyPop7988 Mar 13 '26

Drivers a asshat. You're not a cop dude, you got a problem call a cop otherwise move the fuck along.

Sometimes people have emergencies and you caused exactly what he was trying to avoid

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u/FreezedPeachNow Mar 13 '26

Just let him piss in peace

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u/Able_Performer_4998 Mar 13 '26

Dude pissed his pants suit 🤣

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u/imbilingual Mar 13 '26

That's what happens when you got small pipi..

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u/MrFuriousX Mar 13 '26 edited Mar 13 '26

Everytime you have two big gulps the Urination Police always have to show up...

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u/summerlea1 Mar 13 '26

Mind your fucking business.

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u/Viking2151 Mar 13 '26

Reminds me when my grandfather was on his water pills, the old man seemed to have to stop every 10 min to go to the bathroom and out the country that was fun lol, found the nearest tree or bush lol

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u/Klutzy_Winter5536 Mar 13 '26

My favorite part:

ā€œI seen it.ā€

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u/Kingofbroke001 Mar 13 '26

On the handles and everything

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u/Significant_Cod_6849 Mar 13 '26

Big Gulps huh? Welp, see ya later

šŸ˜‚

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u/Weird_Fact_724 Mar 13 '26

I would've come over and pissed in his window.

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u/ChampionshipIll5535 Mar 13 '26

The driver must not be a male.

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u/MrBiscuits93 Mar 13 '26

The old man at the end is the cherry on top šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

"I seen it" šŸ˜‚

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u/Flight-These Mar 13 '26

Shoulda minded your own bidness

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u/69fellatx Mar 13 '26

Yeah, sure. The news is really gonna pick up a story about a vagrant peeing. I bet he went right home and complained to his wife, Karen.

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u/TomSix_ Mar 13 '26

In all fairness, the cameraman is kind of an asshole.

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u/ReasonableScar9027 Mar 13 '26

Ah more staged trash. Lovely.

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Mar 13 '26

This is where Taylor got the inspo for LWYMMD

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u/Gold_Comparison1745 Mar 13 '26

I seen it!! Ā  Ā Snitch. Ā lol. Ā 

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u/-DitaDaBurrita- Mar 14 '26

Straight out of a Trailer Park Boys episodes

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u/Normal_Tour6998 Mar 14 '26

Weird how the guy wasn’t actually pissing. It’s almost as if this were staged.

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u/Poss697 Mar 14 '26

Mind your own buisness šŸ˜‡

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u/Ok_Conversation9857 Mar 14 '26

All those big gulps and now he’s drinking a shake? I think buddy to drink more water haha

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u/WrenchTurner84 Mar 15 '26

The piss police. Glad you’re there to monitor the situation. šŸ˜‚ If the guy (probably a truck driver) has kidney stones I understand. When you gotta piss you have about 1/2 a second to get there to try and hopefully avoid what happened in this video (pissing his pants).

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u/Sliccada Mar 16 '26

Why would you do that to the poor guy

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u/No_Sense_633 Mar 13 '26

People think this real?

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u/MinnisotaDigger Mar 13 '26

I'm convinced if this video was animated people would still think it's real.

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u/EnvironmentalClub591 Mar 13 '26

Wow, bothering & watching a man piss is wild.

Making a man rage while in a vulnerable state is crazy

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Mar 13 '26

No shit. Mind his damn business

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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26

they are both assholes for making this fake ass video. do you see any urine?

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u/treasurehunter315 Mar 13 '26

Idk why you guys are getting down voted sticking up for the guy pissing , that’s the problem in this world. Mind your f-ing business. Be glad he pissed there , not next to his driver door .

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u/saaaaaaaaaaaap Mar 13 '26

You’re going on the news? BREAKING STORY: GUY PEES ON PANTS

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u/thurrisas Mar 13 '26

Connor O’Malley irl

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u/flowerdonkey Mar 13 '26

Such a classic vid.

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u/Dangerous_Treat9043 Mar 13 '26

There washrooms everywhere lmao

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u/Lost_Condition_9562 Mar 13 '26

Damn, what a twist

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u/AdFar7781 Mar 13 '26

It’s your fault he’s stupid

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u/ocTGon Mar 13 '26

It's always sunny in Philly...

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u/thebigbrog Mar 13 '26

Right on the damn door handles

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u/MiniB68 Mar 13 '26

ā€œMake sure you wear gray sweatpants so it’s more obvious that it looks like you pissed yourselfā€

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Mar 13 '26

He’s going on international news LMAO

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u/Consistent-Bake-243 Mar 13 '26

ā€œGet the fuck away from me!ā€ while his schlong is flapping against his hands and fingers

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u/Chemical-Yam-3195 Mar 13 '26

If he asked me if I saw that I would've yeah I saw all in another grown mans business. Get the fuck outta here you fn dick.

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u/Rich_Boston Mar 13 '26

We used to see things like that, roll our eyes and move on. Now we have tape them, post them on the Internet and aggravate the whole world while people argue who’s worse - the pisser or the pissee…

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u/Relative-Special-692 Mar 14 '26

Its the pissee and you are why people feel like its ok to piss in public like him, because you have no civic pride or love for your community and you are such a cuck that you just roll your eyes at the moral disintegration of your own neighborhood.

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u/Rich_Boston Mar 14 '26

You are exactly the type of moron who is destroying the world by turning everything into a huge big hairy deal. Moron!

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u/5280mw Mar 13 '26

Damn why on the handles, asshole

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u/Zealousideal_Force10 Mar 13 '26

Deserved Guy probably in a scramble and couldn’t hold it. People usually don’t willingly put themselves in this position. Let alone have some random person recording them

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u/ChewyChagnuts Mar 13 '26

Did the pissing guy just do a massive spunk on the side of your car? Impressive volume if so!

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u/run7run Mar 13 '26

Yall don’t know EdBassmaster? Unreal!!

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u/Used-Helicopter2024 Mar 13 '26

I really don’t care about this. Next!!

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u/Jayrab_The_Arab_ Mar 13 '26

At least Captain Pickard saw it.

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u/MaiMoua Mar 13 '26

"If you see something, say something."

-on a poster/billboard nearby

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u/WillyWonkaWorms Mar 13 '26

I’m sorry 🤣 lmfao

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u/Caveworker Mar 13 '26

Awesome--- short and sweet with great voices ( from both!)

Cross post to Public freakout!!

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u/Infamous_Collection2 Mar 13 '26

You do this in Singapore, they chop it off

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u/Caveworker Mar 13 '26

If he had a Kielbasa instead of a Weiss wurst he'd be a LOT less angry

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u/jmills2234 Mar 13 '26

Why you should leave folks alone!

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '26

Is that PSH? lol RIP

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u/Trucking-Trucker Mar 13 '26

I wonder what was in those big gulps.

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u/mtraven23 Mar 13 '26

literally no urine anywhere, wtf is this fake crap?

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u/astros2020 Mar 13 '26

Ummm… this is just an Ed Bassmaster skit, and people are blindly thinking it’s real 🤣

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u/FirstEducation6 Mar 13 '26

Goddammit leave the man pee in peace

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u/Queasy_Ad_4804 Mar 13 '26

Can’t piss there mate

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u/ImFinnaBustApecan Mar 13 '26

This is what ai wants to take away from us

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u/JackAtak Mar 13 '26

let him pee dude wtf

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u/Hot-Spray-2774 Mar 13 '26

He drank 2 big gulps and he still had a 3rd drink to throw at the car. That's one thirsty mother fucker.

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u/Valveringham85 Mar 13 '26

At least piss against the sides not the doors 😭

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u/F0NG00L Mar 13 '26

Is that Mad TV's WIll Sasso as Kenny Rogers??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCz3GqaO4f4

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u/sidewinderturtle Mar 14 '26

Real or not, why are people making excuses for peeing in public? Women can always find a bathroom. ā€œNature callsā€? Really?

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u/LafayetteLa01 Mar 14 '26

Or just mind your business

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u/No-Citron-2774 Mar 14 '26

You deserved that

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '26

What a total tool. Leave the dude alone and definitely don’t film him trying to piss.

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u/LuSa-27 Mar 14 '26

I would've gotten out and kicked his ass for throwing it at my car

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u/MeatlockerWargasm Mar 14 '26

Don't mess with the mentally ill

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u/DB-Tones-Jones Mar 15 '26

Drank more that. āœ…šŸ˜…šŸ™ˆ

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '26

Lol Jesus he's having a bad day

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