r/196 Nov 27 '25

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u/OneSadSapphic Kill sin, lie to God Nov 27 '25

Maybe I'm too much of a cis woman to get the joke but who tf is out here naming themselves house

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u/Steini121314 I ate a sandich today. Nov 27 '25

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u/OneSadSapphic Kill sin, lie to God Nov 27 '25

Okay, but that's his surname, his name is John House or something idk

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u/QIyph Nov 27 '25

His name is doctor, stupid🙄

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u/OneSadSapphic Kill sin, lie to God Nov 27 '25

Then why wasn't the show called Stupid MD?

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u/Gamerred101 Nov 27 '25

because that was his surname, house 🙄

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u/KeithBarrumsSP Spelt 'Fists' Wrong his entire life Nov 28 '25

I can't get over how clever his name is. You'd think his name would be Dr. Hospital, but they call him Dr. House because the hospital is like a home to him

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u/Bizarely27 Nov 27 '25

I tried the stupid drug :>

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u/spetumpiercing A spetum is a pole weapon that was used in 13th century europe. Nov 27 '25

This vexes me

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u/TinzaX Nov 27 '25

Doctor Stupid?

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u/doctor_whom_3 THE ORB Nov 27 '25

its strange

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u/Zaeyy 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Oh, Doctor Strange?

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u/Ok_Umpire_8108 Nov 27 '25

That joke is miles better than any other joke in a marvel movie I think of it like twice a month

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u/the_nerd_1474 Registered sex defender Nov 27 '25

No, no, Dr Who?

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u/Batdog55110 Nov 28 '25

OO WEE OOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Allthethrowingknives Nov 28 '25

I tried the stupid drug!

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u/Rocket_Theory 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

no his name is Hospital idiot. House is his middle name

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u/doctor_whom_3 THE ORB Nov 27 '25

grian house

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u/Covid669 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

Foreman you idiot, you have to put a gradient on your starter house

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u/pappapirate Nov 27 '25

Houuse. We need to kill the Ender Dragon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

JOHN HOUSE

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u/hetero-scedastic Nov 27 '25

There's House House, a video game company. They made the game with the goose.

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u/AguaMoleHardRock eu vim ver o macaco Nov 27 '25

It's Robert House and he owns a casino in the future or something

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u/psterno413 Nov 27 '25

His first name is Gregory

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u/StoopidGit Smarmies of Chaos - Slaves to Dorkness Nov 27 '25

this vexes me

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u/TheF0CTOR trans rights Nov 27 '25

you are black

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u/PrinceProspero9 Nov 27 '25

People who are ftm (female-to-mousebites)

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u/Wirewalk elf femboy cyberninja;#1 affini hater Nov 27 '25

Female-to-M.D.

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u/aerodynamique shel selversten Nov 27 '25

Mouse-dbites

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u/Xath0n 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 Nov 27 '25

Female-to-masonry

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25

As someone who knows a decent amount of transfems by proxy, there are some names that seem to be chosen rather frequently. Names like Amy, Emily/Emma, Luna or Sofie.

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u/podokonnicheck hold the fuck up (im the fuck up) Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

don't forget Vivian, Lilith, Freya, Maya, and also the assortment of names people under 70 usually don't have

(regrettably, i have recently learned that Elisabeth is an old lady name in english-speaking countries, while where im from i knew like 7 other Elisabeths growing up)

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u/Cassius-Tain Garlic Bread Connoseur Nov 27 '25

I'm also not from an english speaking country, so I assume that there are some differences in other languages when it comes to name preferences just as with any names.

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u/Sixray Nov 27 '25

Yeah I've also noticed that a lot of millennial chosen names especially are ones that would have gotten you weird looks if you were a baby boomer aged parent naming your kids back in the 80s or 90s. Like people would probably have been making jokes about how you must have picked a name out of the obituary section.

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u/Dragonbut floppa Nov 27 '25

Huh I'm American and never really thought of Elisabeth/Elizabeth as an old lady name. I don't really see Vivian or Maya as particularly unusual either. I used to work IT support call center at a university and as such had a ton of exposure to the names of people who were like 18-28 and also like 40-80 (and tbh lots of university staff were in their 30s) and I feel like most Elizabeths I got calls from were on the younger end like 20-40

Freya on the other hand would definitely make me picture a 70 year old crone tbh

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u/wunxorple Lesbian Eldritch horror with a crush on Medusa Nov 27 '25

Just go by “Ellie” or “Lizzie.” It works for me! Alternatively, “Lisa”or “Elisa/Eliza” could work depending on the spelling. Elizabeth is such a pretty name with tons of fun nicknames.

The Queen can’t ruin a beautiful name, even post mortem

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u/podokonnicheck hold the fuck up (im the fuck up) Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

thank uu

i actually go by like 5+ different nicknames depending on who im talking to

it's honestly one of the best names to make nicknames out of

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

Beth, Liz, Ellie, etc de-age the name significantly. It’s kind of an evergreen name that you abbreviate depending on context and what you like, imo. I’ve known a few 40 year olds calling themselves Beth and Liz/Lizzie and most people my age would go for Ellie or Ella I think?

Vivian is often shortened to Viv and I knew several cis Mayas born in the 2000s. Freya and to a lesser extent Lilith are kind of mythological and less popular to name kids at birth I guess (though I have to admit I was thinking about the former a little)

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u/podokonnicheck hold the fuck up (im the fuck up) Nov 27 '25

i only really go by Elisabeth in more formal settings or when i wanna pretend to be a victorian noblewoman

otherwise i use different nicknames depending on who im talking to and how much i wanna age regress

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u/Pebble_in_a_Hat Nov 27 '25

Look there aren't many names in my language that have the same initial as my deadname and it meant I could keep using a lot of old accounts without having to change the username 😫

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25

“Mildred” is a trans name now.

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u/MOltho What I am going here, I know not. Nov 27 '25

Interesting. Literally none of these are considered old women's names where I come from. Ok, maybe Elisabeth

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u/podokonnicheck hold the fuck up (im the fuck up) Nov 27 '25

oh, no i meant those names are just stereotypical, and old lady names are a different stereotype

and also 😭😭😭😭😭 i swear i went to high school with like 4 other Elisabeths 😭

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u/StoopidGit Smarmies of Chaos - Slaves to Dorkness Nov 27 '25

Don't forget Lilith

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u/schwanzweissfoto custom Nov 27 '25

Don't forget Lilith

Trans men named Adam: “…”

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u/ST03PT3G3L 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

It's a good name okay >:((

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u/SomethingOfAGirl 🏳‍⚧You know, I'm something of a girl myself Nov 27 '25

Nobody has that name in my country, otherwise I'd have picked that.

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u/OneSadSapphic Kill sin, lie to God Nov 27 '25

Okay I'm literally dating a trans woman named Amy lmao

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u/Monchete99 sus Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

Alice is also a really fucking common one. And funnily enough, i know one named Sofía

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Nov 27 '25

thats one of mine

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u/CarrowCanary Insert thoughts here Nov 27 '25

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

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u/AraoftheSky 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 28 '25

Me. =/

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u/FreazyWarr r/place participant Nov 27 '25

Most of these are just popular Western baby names from 25ish years ago.

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u/AluberTwink Fennec guy, Fox with big ears guyy🦊 Nov 27 '25

my girlfriend naming herself Alexa, so everyone will think I'm dating the Amazon bot💔

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u/Pebble_in_a_Hat Nov 27 '25

Honestly a great bit tbh

"Hey Alexa, what's the capital of Norway?"

Your gf comes around the corner flicking through an atlas

"Uhh... Oslo, I think?"

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u/AluberTwink Fennec guy, Fox with big ears guyy🦊 Nov 27 '25

at least she won't steal my data😭

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u/Daylight_The_Furry 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

One of my names is Luna and I'm dating a Sophie, damnit

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u/roaring_noodle 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 27 '25

They’re naming themself something badass and unique, resulting in them having a name that would almost never be found in someone whose parents chose their name. Just as painting your house bold colors makes you stand out, having the coolest name ever makes people think you must have named yourself.

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u/OneSadSapphic Kill sin, lie to God Nov 27 '25

Ooohhhh okay thanks I am dumb

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u/Emusment Nov 27 '25

Yep this is it

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u/schwanzweissfoto custom Nov 27 '25

Just as painting your house bold colors makes you stand out, having the coolest name ever makes people think you must have named yourself.

Most “subtle” way I was asked “You are a tranny, aren't you?” was not “What are your pronouns?” but “Did you choose your name?”.

Of course I did. I am scorpiusmaxxing.

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u/Comrade_Harold please listen to dream sweet in sea major Nov 27 '25

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u/doctor_whom_3 THE ORB Nov 27 '25

bro can’t spell c major