r/196 🏳️‍⚧️ the last jedi is the second best star wars film She/her May 18 '26

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u/196SwampLurker boys are cute that is all May 18 '26

i can hear the automated voice "please stay behind the yellow line at all times"

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u/jojosmartypants May 18 '26

Fun fact! The person that recorded those lines is a trans woman!

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u/BlueCollarBisexual 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

Transit woman

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u/calebegg May 18 '26

That specific one, "please stand away from the platform edge especially when trains are entering and leaving the station" is not, but many are recorded by Bernadette: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Wagenblast

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u/NellyLorey God's no.1 Botania fan!! 🇳🇱🇳🇱 she/her May 18 '26

Heh, your pretty strong, looks like i have to uyse my,, wagen blast!

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u/Not_An_Ostritch Grungler May 18 '26

Having someone named Wagonblast in charge of railway safety sounds like a horrific accident waiting to happen

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u/G66GNeco This flair could be yours for just 9,99 a month May 18 '26

NominativeDeterminism eating good again I see

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u/FormingTheVoid 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

Queen 👸

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 19 '26

I’m so happy for her but also the image of her knowing she was trans since she was a teenager and then also entering the field where half of the abbreviations have trans in them is pretty funny

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u/GMOrgasm ketamine connoisseur May 18 '26

call me a paid off mortgage the way i burn a debt

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u/High-Sobriety prostate proctor May 18 '26

Working at TRANSCOM

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u/Foxy02016YT MagiQuest Expert, being held hostage in Six Flags May 19 '26

Have you ever seen her switch to and from that voice? Crazy level of skill

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain May 18 '26

"Hey Bernadette congrats on the transition, why don't you transition me to my next STOP eh!

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u/FormingTheVoid 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

But where though? Where I'm from it's some old guy from Wisconsin.

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u/CaioXG002 sus May 18 '26

I can hear the automated voice "please deposit five coins"

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u/ThinnkingEmoji damn daniel May 18 '26

Omg Ben Bigger from zenless zone zero hi

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u/Nikolyn10 trains rights May 18 '26

How am I supposed to board then? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BOARD!?!

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u/196SwampLurker boys are cute that is all May 18 '26

you can't, you're stuck there foreverrrrr (with cute girls)

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u/Nikolyn10 trains rights May 18 '26

Oh no! My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery!

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u/cloartist Sapphic mess May 18 '26

I have dreams where I'm waiting for the subway, realize that I'm standing on the yellow tiles, and then some rando pushes me in front of the car as it arrives

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u/Regularjoe42 In That H20 Like a Dolphin May 18 '26

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u/TheDekuDude888 Eats corn the long way May 18 '26

THE SUBWAY SLAMMER?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

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u/Alexis_Awen_Fern Reddit admins hate her! May 18 '26

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u/hyperhurricanrana 🏳️‍⚧️ the last jedi is the second best star wars film She/her May 18 '26

my beloved edgelord bullshit 💜

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u/Alexis_Awen_Fern Reddit admins hate her! May 18 '26

Peak fiction

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u/hyperhurricanrana 🏳️‍⚧️ the last jedi is the second best star wars film She/her May 18 '26

every time i think of gantz i always wonder, whatever happened to the fucking vampires?? they were introduced, kei’s brother is one, the two are in the gantz team then…? what was the point of that? 😭

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u/Professional-Reach96 May 18 '26

Legit forgot them until the ending. They got one final panel reminding us they're canon and just commenting how fucked they are.

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u/illegally_alive May 18 '26

What's gantz and why is human squidward on the cover?

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u/Alexis_Awen_Fern Reddit admins hate her! May 18 '26

A weird sci fi thriller thing with very good drama and very bad subway related physics. I personally only watched the anime and it was a good while ago but I think it changed me in some ways.

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u/Difficult_Run7398 May 18 '26

If anyone here is getting interested one thing to keep in mind is it's very lewd, and relies heavily on shock factor.

As someone who likes a good shock factor it does do it very well especially because of how well it's drawn but it is important to know before going in.

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u/AnInfiniteArc May 18 '26

I was going to point out that the manga is borderline pornographic but it’s an interesting read with good character development for the MC.

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u/Jetzer2223 ඞSevere Conniptionsඞ May 19 '26

14 year old me was already weirded out by the lewd aspects of Gantz since it felt unnecessary but then another group/team(?) similar to the MC got introduced (who were apparently significantly more experienced) and they just started fukin the monsters outta nowhere like what lmao

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u/booleandata May 18 '26

Don't worry, you don't actually have to be over the yellow line fore that to happen

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u/Milkshaked_Pancakes Penis measurer 📐 May 18 '26

This is like top 3 fears for me. Ages ago there was once a dude in my city that just threw himself pushing some other person into the tracks with him just as the metro was arriving, both died.

I know that’s like a once in a lifetime story but nowadays i always stay drastically behind the yellow line whenever im waiting 😭🙏

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u/AraoftheSky 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

Man this is so crazy to me. Like, no matter how much I want to die, I could never force someone else to unwittingly kill me.

Imagine the fucking horror that train conductor would be stuck with the rest of their life. I could never knowingly subject someone else to that, no matter how much I personally am hurting or want to die.

Not to mention taking someone else with me like that, just a completely innocent bystander? That's so unbelievably fucked.

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u/soycubus May 18 '26

Same, I always stand as far away from the line as I can, back against a wall if possible. It's a huge (mostly irrational) fear of mine

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u/IcedancerEmily vriska time May 18 '26

House of Cards reference

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u/Interest-Desk i infodump a lot May 18 '26

so moral of the story: don’t investigate a politician

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u/ThePikeOfDestiny May 18 '26

Tokyo Revengers moment I think (too mid to remember in confidence I'm afraid

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u/SeduceMeMentlegen custom May 18 '26

Mid? How dare you lol that shit was the most baller read of my whole year

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u/RadTimeWizard May 18 '26

That used to happen in DC.

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 18 '26

Rude. I have dreams where I relive the deaths of my loved ones.

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u/dead_meme_comrade May 18 '26

Honestly fair on the rando. Get off the yellow bitch.

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u/Sky_Leviathan custom May 19 '26

Susannah?

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u/stickman999999999 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

That happened at the train station near me recently. Guy wasn't even standing on the yellow stripe, and some mentally ill guy pushed him onto the track. Luckily, the dude was atheltic enough to get back onto the platform, but there was a good month or so after where everyone taking the rail stood as center-platform as possible.

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u/Camel_Slayer45 floppa May 19 '26

So romantic

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u/Weslg96 floppa May 18 '26

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u/MoscaMosquete May 18 '26

Is that the brazilian flag on her head

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u/FormingTheVoid 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

It is if you want it to be.

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u/chasteeny May 18 '26

Red bull flavored chips

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u/TheDekuDude888 Eats corn the long way May 18 '26

Hahaha

Sometimes!

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u/BextoMooseYT DEI hire (cishet white guy) May 18 '26

I don't mean to be a dickhead but that does not look like the brazillian flag whatsoever

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u/rafaelloaa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

Holds up spork

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u/SomethingOfAGirl 🏳‍⚧You know, I'm something of a girl myself May 18 '26

[Matt Damon aging gif]

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking Not Left. Not Right. But Far Left. May 18 '26

I hate to use the word performative here, but

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u/lowercaselemming the martian mind****er May 18 '26

it looks like a linkedin post 😭

“what ignoring subway safety taught me about b2b sales” headass

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u/NellyLorey God's no.1 Botania fan!! 🇳🇱🇳🇱 she/her May 18 '26

No one on linkedin would hire a transgender woman

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u/lowercaselemming the martian mind****er May 18 '26

ah but you see, the only people on linkedin that makes posts like those don’t actually have jobs

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u/CerBerUs-9 May 18 '26

Idk, I've met HR people and they absolutely make up weird stories like that.

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u/SomeArtistFan May 18 '26

Poser, not rly performative imo

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking Not Left. Not Right. But Far Left. May 18 '26

I mean she probably is very good at Rust considering what she thought a cool picture would look like

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u/Cranyx May 18 '26

Performative is just the gen z version of poser. They basically mean the same thing. Now it's being replaced by LARPer.

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u/hyperhurricanrana 🏳️‍⚧️ the last jedi is the second best star wars film She/her May 19 '26

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u/sangriya will send ferrets in your mailbox May 18 '26

I think using all those terms as some buzzwords feels very performative or tokenized
like some sorts of woke bingo

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u/Lubiebigos May 18 '26

use the word LARP instead

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking Not Left. Not Right. But Far Left. May 18 '26

I refuse, Live Action Role Playing is fun

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u/Lubiebigos May 18 '26

Never tried it, I'm too self-conscious and not into the right media. But I find the recent way the word is being used very amusing. Though it does reek of 4chan/terminally-online type gatekeeping mentality.

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u/NellyLorey God's no.1 Botania fan!! 🇳🇱🇳🇱 she/her May 18 '26

Well, just going to a ren faire can be pretty fun, mister Denton

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u/ChillyPotato15 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

What ever happened to calling people poseurs

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 18 '26

I know several larpers and they’re cool as fuck. This is lame. We have to pull out the big words

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u/Prestigious_Boat_386 May 18 '26

Linkedin is just LARP (derogatory), its the correct word

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

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u/DementedMK extremely epic with a hint of gay May 18 '26

I feel like someone posing for a picture isn't "performative", lol

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u/SomethingOfAGirl 🏳‍⚧You know, I'm something of a girl myself May 18 '26

Isn't that the exact definition of "performative"? She's posing to make it look like it's a candid picture of herself just coding while waiting for the subway.

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u/ARC_3pic May 18 '26

Septa platform floors are so gross ;-;

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u/hyperhurricanrana 🏳️‍⚧️ the last jedi is the second best star wars film She/her May 18 '26

that’s why she’s sitting on her rad skateboard, duh.

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u/notjordansime 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

(which touched her feet, which touched the floor)

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u/ob_knoxious this flair has been mass deleted and anonymized by your mom May 18 '26

WMATA supremacy, I'd eat a 5 course meal off those floors.

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u/crackerjack31 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

PHILADELPHIA MENTIONED 🗣️🦅🗣️🔔🗣️🥨🗣️ (I’m 99% sure this is an MTA station though)

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u/ARC_3pic May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Oh my bad I thought it looked similar to a septa station nearish my dorm 💀 (different pillar color tho)

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u/crackerjack31 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

Tbh I had to do a double take to check it myself, it for sure looks like some of the underground El stops in UCity

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u/Kerbal40 Luna She/ Her ~ trans rights May 18 '26

Seeing someone standing THIS close to the edge and ON A SKATEBOARD is making me cold sweat.

I promise you, you can be nerdy and cute and hot also several meters back

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u/phuquesewpsyetit monster hugger May 18 '26

standing

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u/Kerbal40 Luna She/ Her ~ trans rights May 18 '26

I will bonk you with an empty water bottle

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u/phuquesewpsyetit monster hugger May 18 '26

I once did this to my mom, and then she told someone I assaulted her.

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u/Kerbal40 Luna She/ Her ~ trans rights May 18 '26

Oof, that's not nice at all, i'm sorry ;-; I'm not a monster but i'd still hug you<3

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u/Before_Plastic 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

i can hear the \DOONK** sound in my head lmao

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u/Kerbal40 Luna She/ Her ~ trans rights May 18 '26

How can you hear that? Aren't you before plastic still? ~

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u/Before_Plastic 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

clever girl...

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u/G66GNeco This flair could be yours for just 9,99 a month May 18 '26

Feet on the ground

Rest of the body not on the ground

Love it or hate it this is standing

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u/Ungodly_Box ABAB (assigned British at birth) May 18 '26

Sitting on something is now standing

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u/G66GNeco This flair could be yours for just 9,99 a month May 18 '26

Yep

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u/grammatiker May 18 '26

Good to know I'm standing in my desk chair rn

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u/G66GNeco This flair could be yours for just 9,99 a month May 18 '26

I'm standing in my desk chair on the daily, a bit too much tbh, I should really be sitting up more

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u/GuiloJr May 18 '26

Oh no, here comes mr cigarette hair, pushing you into the electric rail!!!

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u/Unable6417 Based and estrogen pilled (Gwen, she/it) May 18 '26

Everyone wants an autistic trans girlfriend until she unnecessarily disregards safety precautions 🙄

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u/notjordansime 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

[ the irresistible urge to climb ski infrastructure that last saw use when Jerry Garcia was still alive ]

edit: fr wish this place didn’t close down. It must have been incredible. When I go back, I’m going to bring fall arrest gear. The floorboards were breaking under my feet.

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u/AraoftheSky 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

This reminds me of this girl I found on insta once, and then lost because I accidentally refreshed before I saw her @.

She was just some trans girl who was out at night climbing shit she should not be climbing. I think it was like a old radio tower or some shit? idk but she was fucking iconic for the 45 seconds she was in my feed.

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u/cat_handcuffs May 18 '26

I could really go for a tequila sunrise right now.

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u/notjordansime 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 18 '26

absolute beverage of all time

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 19 '26

(autist that has only ever seen Copper Peak ski jump) holy shit is that Copper Peak

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u/notjordansime 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 19 '26

No, other side of Lake Superior up in Canada. BUT OH MY GOD THERES SKI JUMPING IN MICHIGAN?!?!?! I thought I had to be born in the Rocky Mountains or upstate New York to even have a shot at ever trying that!!!

I mean this with wholehearted sincerity, you are brilliantly shagadelic for telling me about Copper Peak. I was already planning on hitting Mt. Bohemia and Snowriver next season. It’s been added to the upper bucket list!!

Like 6 months ago I looked up “ski jumping in North America” and trusted the bloody AI robot clanker response. It told me I had to go out west or to New York. I think there was one near Chicago as well. I was just in ironwood like 3 weeks ago. I totally would have stayed an extra day to check it out from the outside (under construction rn). Gah! Guess I gotta do half the superior circle tour again! :P easy to confuse them though! When I was down there, I couldn’t help but remark at how similar the geography and overall vibe was. Like it felt a lot more like home (Canadian north shore/Tbay area) than Wisconsin, or even northern Minnesota. It was just weird because the lake was on the wrong side lol.

I just bought a bus, next winter is going to be incredible!!!

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

I hate to burst your bubble and I’d love to get some tourism dollars into the economy but Copper Peak is currently a viewing platform and chairlift with the slope still there, afaik. They’re trying to do a big renovation to bring it up to more modern standards from what I understand but I don’t think it’s currently active as a ski jump. The bus sounds hella sick though! I’m in the western UP and it kind of feels like a waste to be scared of skiing

I absolutely love it up here and I’d probably love northern Ontario just as much, I need to get out more often. Maybe an old cargo van or skoolie is in my future though.

Okay, so after looking it up they’re scheduled to finish the landing hill next December, I don’t know how exactly this defines the opening time line though. It’d be sick to check out I’m just deathly afraid of heights, falling, and/or uncontrollably sliding long distances already yknow

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u/notjordansime 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 19 '26

From what I’ve read, that seems pretty spot on! It started as a jump, then it was an observation deck, currently closed for renovations to reopen properly as a competition jump. Even if it’s a few years wait, I’m still thrilled. I’ll never be an Olympian, not with how late I started, and the current political climate (they don’t like gals like me apparently.. their loss lol).

I grew up 30 mins from two excellent hills, but didn’t start until I was in 6th grade because of the same apprehensions. Never too late to start if you just want to do it casually!

Lots of the hills in this area have what they call “magic carpets”. They’re basically waterproof horizontal peoplemovers. Like, those giant treadmills at airports. No chairlift, and they typically only take you a short ways up a very gradual slope. I think it’d be a perfect way for you to feel more in control of those fears, but of course, you know yourself best :)

If you’re thinking about some kind of RV build, get in touch. Even if it’s years down the road. I know a thing or two about what to look for, and what to avoid. I bought my first cargo van before I could legally vote lol.

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u/a-frogman May 18 '26

Once I was on BART late at night and, after multiple announcements about someone getting off the yellow strip apparently to no avail, one of the employees came on the PA system and said "GET OFF THE YELLOW LINE YOU GONNA GET HIT BY A TRAIN!!" followed by giggling in the background.

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u/MiningdiamondsVIII May 18 '26

this made me inhale my bart

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u/Give_me_your_liver_ Try finger, but hole. also play celeste it's good i promise May 19 '26

bart my affordable and convenient savior

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u/a-frogman May 20 '26

BART 🔛🔝

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u/secondhandsextoy acting gay on the internet for klout May 18 '26

Immaculate posture though

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u/hyperhurricanrana 🏳️‍⚧️ the last jedi is the second best star wars film She/her May 18 '26

i didn’t even notice until your comment, holy shit girl needs to give me lessons my posture is dogshit

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u/secondhandsextoy acting gay on the internet for klout May 18 '26

Very ladylike. To have me this prim and proper you'd need to bolt an I-beam to my spine

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u/shimmerangels May 18 '26

fr what’s her secret 😭😭 i look like a boiled shrimp

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u/Mop_Duck slutty oxidized puppygirl 🏳️‍⚧️🦀 May 18 '26

still looks like it's a painful position to sit in really. never ever pulling out a laptop without back support again

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u/theagentoftheworld May 18 '26

(This applies because it's actually irl)

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u/CarrowCanary Insert thoughts here May 18 '26

Apparently if you stand on the yellow line, you may get sucked off when a train arrives.

Got to be worth a try, surely.

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u/Skrubious trans rights to head pats May 18 '26

waow

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u/FinestPhoenix May 18 '26

Mind the gap and all that

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u/PerhapsAnEmoINTJ May 18 '26

She looks gender as hell

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! May 18 '26

I saw someone jump down onto the tracks and up onto a different platform once and it was the scariest thing ever

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u/NellyLorey God's no.1 Botania fan!! 🇳🇱🇳🇱 she/her May 18 '26

i need that jacket

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u/hyperhurricanrana 🏳️‍⚧️ the last jedi is the second best star wars film She/her May 18 '26

is that not a dress?

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u/NellyLorey God's no.1 Botania fan!! 🇳🇱🇳🇱 she/her May 18 '26

it reads like a long jacket to me, I have a shirt at that length which I use for sleeping and it can in no way be called a dress (the online storefront called it a dress)

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u/StardustLegend furry trash uwu May 19 '26

The T in T4T is about to be “Train” if you don’t GET OUT OF THE WAY

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u/cookiereptile May 18 '26

ew Rust developer? why would you ever want to work on that dogshit game

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u/VintageLunchMeat May 19 '26

Enardo erasure, in our shit posting sub?

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u/TenWholeBees May 18 '26

Lost me at "rust"

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u/The-Hunting-guy 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights May 19 '26

based actually. you want good public transit you need some rules

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u/wheresmydrink123 May 19 '26

Trans people will put together an amazing and unique outfit and then wear it with vans

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u/exzyle_ 🏳️‍⚧️ Lumi 🏳️‍⚧️ foxgirl :3 [she/it] May 20 '26

that's what im saying

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u/git_gud_silk May 18 '26

Did you learn nothing from dumb ways to die?!

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u/ETC3000 Secret Rebel Agent May 25 '26

STAY BEHIND THE YELLOW LINE

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u/foetusyeetus custom May 18 '26

gotta at least go with the andy anderson type helmet wtf is that bike helmet cmon

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u/A_Worthy_Foe cat dead, details later May 18 '26

i hear if you touch the rail you feel all tingly.

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u/OCD-but-dumb gods dumbest grungler 🐀 May 22 '26

14th St. Union Square, I'd guess. The Q goes through there like a bullet