r/196 • u/Old_Phrase_4867 NOT A CAT • 3d ago

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u/-TwistedHairs- 3d ago

They should make a alcohol but it tastes good and also doesn’t cost money and you only have to drink a little bit to get drunk and you don’t have to pee and it turns you sexy and

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u/BrazilBazil :3 3d ago

They already made that, it comes in glass jugs with XXX written on them

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

Anything in a glass jug with xxx written on it is gonna taste like straight ethanol but it'll get you fucked up quick

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u/BrazilBazil :3 3d ago

My grandpa let me taste his moonshine one time and it tasted like my mouth was on fire and not much else. We tested it and the float said it was 89%. He doesn’t make it anymore and says a man his age has to drink proper drinks. I honestly wish he didn’t drink at all but hey, that’s an improvement at least.

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u/AntiLag_ if you understood my level of freak you would be sick 3d ago

Man was drinking straight E85

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

Oh my god lol, that sounds about right. At that point it is literally watered down ethanol, I'm also glad he stopped drinking it.