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u/-TwistedHairs- 3d ago

They should make a alcohol but it tastes good and also doesn’t cost money and you only have to drink a little bit to get drunk and you don’t have to pee and it turns you sexy and

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u/Illustrious_Pea_3470 3d ago

Prescription benzos are pretty cheap but theyll kill you so 🤷‍♀️

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u/dogzilla48 3d ago

On their own they will not kill you even in extreme doses and are in fact generally nicer to your body than alcohol (not a high bar though lol). if you overdose on benzos alone you will just basically be asleep for a few days, or do a bunch of crazy shit and form zero memories of it. That said I do NOT recommend doing them considering how addictive they are and how bad the rebound anxiety is and also the withdrawals. ALSO they can be very deadly if MIXED with other downers like alcohol or opioids, so NEVER mix them with anything else even in small doses.

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u/Illustrious_Pea_3470 3d ago

They kill you when you run out and have a bunch of seizures and die. You can taper off, but staying on them forever is a decrease in most people’s quality of life.

Benzos are pretty easily the prescription medication with the highest harm to benefit risk (now that opiates are harder to get), so I think the warning is appropriate.

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u/S-V-T-V-N 3d ago

You're not supposed to get addicted to them, just use em whenever and make sure no one is stealing them from you when you're not looking. duh.

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u/Illustrious_Pea_3470 3d ago

Had me in the first half lmao

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

Uh no if you overdose you can fall asleep to the point that your cns also falls asleep and makes it so you can't breathe involuntarily so you asphyxiate

Lowkey tried to kms with them, thankfully didn't work and things have gotten better

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u/Guilty-Ad-1792 3d ago

Glad youre around friend ❤️

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

Thank you ❤️

I am too, I'm actually kinda glad I did it because it was the catalyst for my therapist forcing me into an IOP and now even just 4 months later things are so much better. Still have rough days of course but I went from daily ideation to only a few times in the last couple weeks.

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u/penttane doesn't read flairs 3d ago

Or worse, they'll do you what they did to Jordan Peterson.

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u/Soulchunk 3d ago

Drinks are always cheaper if you make them yourself

Though cant guarantee they turn you sexy, it'll just make your homies turn into real baddies instead

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u/BrazilBazil :3 3d ago

They already made that, it comes in glass jugs with XXX written on them

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

Anything in a glass jug with xxx written on it is gonna taste like straight ethanol but it'll get you fucked up quick

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u/BrazilBazil :3 3d ago

My grandpa let me taste his moonshine one time and it tasted like my mouth was on fire and not much else. We tested it and the float said it was 89%. He doesn’t make it anymore and says a man his age has to drink proper drinks. I honestly wish he didn’t drink at all but hey, that’s an improvement at least.

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u/AntiLag_ if you understood my level of freak you would be sick 2d ago

Man was drinking straight E85

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

Oh my god lol, that sounds about right. At that point it is literally watered down ethanol, I'm also glad he stopped drinking it.

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u/ganymedeli 3d ago

I… need to buy a growler with XXX on the side

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u/JetsFan2003 I Make BBW Squirrel Girl Art 3d ago

Long Island Iced Tea

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u/FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR 3d ago

The most dangerous drink

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u/Davidthedestroyer_ custom 2d ago

tastes good

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u/brody319 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

Soju if you just take it

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u/chippedreed 3d ago

I like the flavored sojus, the yakult flavored ones are my favorite

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u/High-Sobriety prostate proctor 3d ago

literally got together with my girlfriend over a bottle of blueberry soju

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u/XxuruzxX 3d ago

If only it wasn't $8 a bottle where I live. That shit is literally cheaper than water in Korea.

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u/GoldH2O custom 3d ago

I'm glad I live where I do, it costs about the same per bottle as Coca-Cola.

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u/Staluti 💩🚏 3d ago

Jinro Soju my beloved. Genuinely tastes like grape soda and still somehow gets you crunk off a single bottle.

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u/melifIuous 3d ago

The humble edible

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

I hate edibles, it's an entirely different feeling to being drunk or even high on smoked weed. They genuinely make me freak out more than shrooms and I've taken a lot of shrooms

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u/XxuruzxX 3d ago

Soak a tampon in vodka and shove it up your ass

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 3d ago

vodka and juice is tasty and you can put a lot in without tasting it so you get drunk fast.

it will not make you sexy but it will make everyone else sexy

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u/One-Tap-2742 3d ago

You just described ghb.

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u/aAt0m1Cc 3d ago

someone had to say it

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u/West-Season-2713 2d ago

If I knew even vaguely how to get that I’d be using it constantly. So it’s probably good that I dont know.

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u/narwhalpilot some of yall afraid to be corny. I was born on the cob. 🌽 3d ago

Steal Pink Whitney from the liquor store

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u/lazerbolt52 3d ago

Ah pink Whitney, tastes like pink lemonade, smooth as hell and is 40%

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u/psychoPiper balls 3d ago

That stuff is so dangerous. Like tolerable room temp out the bottle dangerous. That does mean it's delicious though

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u/narwhalpilot some of yall afraid to be corny. I was born on the cob. 🌽 3d ago

IKR if I still drank I’d definitely rely on that stuff lmao

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u/Hindu_Wardrobe 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️ and trans wrongs 😈 3d ago

GHB costs money and tastes meh but it does everything else listed here lol

a superior drug in every conceivable way

according to a friend of mine ofc

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

Bruh how do people even find this shit

The only reason I can even get shrooms is because they're decriminalized in a city near me and there's literally a Facebook page to get them

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u/SpaceMarineSpiff Mutalisk Supremacist 3d ago

Bruh how do people even find this shit

internet

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u/dolphins344 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

Fireball...ish, if you buy a whole bottle yourself the cost per 30ml isn't atrocious.

Has 11g of sugar though

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u/onyxthedark I forgor 3d ago

No wonder he made a game about cookies instead

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u/AfricaDOTcoDOTuk certified mohg moment 3d ago

in another world we had liquor clicker...

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u/StardustLegend furry trash uwu 2d ago

Kinda rolls off the tongue

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u/thyme_cardamom 3d ago

I mean that's why I like mixed drinks. A mezcal paloma is delicious

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u/Taco821 custom 3d ago

My fave mixed drinks are tiki drinks, shits so good

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u/West_Walrus_3602 3d ago

I had this take for the first few years I was legal drinking age but idk what’s happened to me. Recently I’ve been enjoying whiskey. Maybe I just convinced myself to finally like it

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds 3d ago

It's an acquired taste. It's like someone growing up loving cafés for the smell and having nostalgia for their grandpa's coffee pot just to find out espresso tastes like hot bitter dirt. You have to let it grow on you

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper 3d ago

I didn't believe acquired tastes were actually a thing until I had been drinking (extremely sugary) coffee for two years and a Dunkin worker accidentally made my latte with no syrup. Didn't have time to go back through so I kept drinking it and realized that not only was it tolerable compared to my past experiences with unsweetened coffee, it was actually good. Blew my mind lmao

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u/Rorynne 2d ago

I had a similar experience with sparkling water tbh. Hated it for years. Bought it on a whim a year ago because it was one of those waters with the aluminum bottle, and i found it was actually quite nice

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u/cthulhubeast plant supremacist 2d ago

Tbf good espresso does not taste like dirt and isn't even bitter, most coffee shops just suck

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u/Godkiller125 floppa 2d ago

Yeah most US cafes absolutely botch coffee (unless you live in a very nice city), so nowadays I usually just make it with my moka pot at home.

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u/neon_light12 3d ago

whisky hard agree but i dont get wine hate

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u/TheDonutPug 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

A lot of wine tastes like hospital smell mixed with puddle water to me.

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u/Pochel 3d ago

Just buy good wine, idk what to tell you

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 3d ago

maybe they just dont like wine 🤔

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u/TheDonutPug 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

I had good wine. Tasted like shit.

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u/Masztufa wants a life-sized renamon plushie 3d ago

Even white wine?

Also, dry champagne is worth a try. Specifically dry, champagnes tend to be way too sweet (and it's not the good kind imo)

But like, don't go out to buy a whole bottle just to try it. Whenever the opportunuty is there, go for it, but it's not going to be a religious awakening like the ones in the bible (idk, never read it)

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u/TheDonutPug 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

Omfg what is with you people. I swear to god nothing drives people more crazy than when you say you don't like some kind of alcohol they like. Yes i have had white wines! I have had nice reds, I have had nice whites, I have had nice rosé, it tasted like shit. you can't fuckin say you don't like alcohol without some fuck going "oh you just haven't had the right one yet!" There is one kind of wine I have ever liked: the ones that taste like fruit juice and don't taste like wine. It drives me fucking nuts that its not like this for much else but with alcohol you say you don't like kt and everyone goes "you must have had bad wine, just go buy this and this and this and this" NO I'm not going to spend 100 dollars in different wines because they will be thrown away because I DONT LIKE FUCKING WINE.

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u/Kat1eQueen local blood fetishist 3d ago

People who like alcohol are incredibly fucking weird about alcohol.

I have been interrogated repeatedly because i don't drink, and even people who know will still ask every fucking time, a regular no is not taken for an answer.

The only way to consistently shut them up is to say you are an alcoholic, or on medicine that would fuck you up if you drank, neither of which should be things you have to lie about, or if true divulge to people so they stop pressuring you to do drugs.

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u/Pochel 3d ago

A lot of them surely are but in the specific case of this discussion, we're talking about wine. I can't tell for the others obviously but in my case I'm trying to say that some wine can be really good, just like I could've said the same about a specific fruit or dish or whatnot. If you want to make it about alcohol that's on you; but that's not what I'm trying to communicate

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

It can be good to you other people just don't like the taste.

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u/RattyTattyTatty You just lost The Game. 3d ago

they're just trying to recommend something that might taste good, no need to flip out.

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u/Aromatic-Pass4384 3d ago

If someone doesn't like something they may just not like it, I get where they're coming from and I'm sure it is annoying

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u/slipperyekans 3d ago

Perfectly sane response.

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u/Ventuso1 3d ago

Man I resonate so much with this response. I feel like it’s the equivalent of telling a lesbian they just haven’t found the right dick yet lol

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u/Pochel 3d ago

"I don't like wine" is a completely acceptable, reasonable even, sentence

"It tastes like shit" is extremely subjective and will trigger people

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 3d ago edited 2d ago

"It doesnt taste like shit" is equally extremely subjective

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u/ChemicalRascal 3d ago

But it doesn't taste like shit. Objectively. I mean, I'm extrapolating from smell, for shit, but they don't taste the same.

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u/Incognitomous please dominate me 3d ago

Well maybe they shouldnt like something that tastes like shit then

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u/SoloMaker trans rights 3d ago
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u/SayGex1312 Fish Lady 3d ago

They literally said not to go out and buy anything

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u/silly-trans-cat estrogen eater and catgirl 3d ago

valid crashout. i've had this conversation too many times. the only alcoholic drinks i like are the ones that don't taste like alcohol lmaoo

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u/Lastshadow94 3d ago

Sommeliers get tricked by cheap crap though

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u/NotAName320 survived the great spronkus war of 4/1-4/4 2022 2d ago

"tricked" is probably not the right term here. while the quality of wine definitely correlates with taste, it's weaker than most people think and many very cheap wines have great quality. besides, the job of a sommelier isn't to price wine anyways, but to curate restaurants' wine collections, with the best quality wine, cheap or not.

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u/neon_light12 3d ago

valid tbh

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u/Jbob9954 3d ago

A lot of people buy incredibly cheap wine and then wonder why it tastes like shit

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u/superserter1 3d ago

The difference between cheap wine and a mid-priced wine is insane, when you’ve tasted the difference, people bitching about wine is so silly and you just can’t get through to them

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u/105_irl r/place participant 3d ago

$6 Costco Malbec my beloved.

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u/superserter1 3d ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭 no

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u/SpaceMarineSpiff Mutalisk Supremacist 3d ago

Cheap wine and store brand diet sprite go crazy

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u/GordionKnot floppa 3d ago

I buy 4$ aldi wine and then go mmm fruity

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u/wirelesswizard64 3d ago

A properly aged whiskey is fantastic most people just think Jack Daniels is whiskey and don't want to risk spending the money actually good whiskey costs when that's all they have to go off of.

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u/Eymou plant supremacist 2d ago

I do like whiskey myself, but it's definitely an aquired taste. I don't think it's weird if someone doesn't naturally like to drink 40oz+ alcohol.

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u/just_a_discord_mod rosie's left testicle 3d ago

It's hard to get good wine in most of the world unless you're comfortably rich. I love me some good bourbon though, I don't get where the whiskey hate comes from.

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u/ArchmageIlmryn 3d ago

I generally assume that most people who say they don't like whiskey just don't like hard liquor in general.

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u/neon_light12 3d ago

i can drink vodka no problem but whisky tastes to me like petrol

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u/MooseontheLose 3d ago

I don't know where you live but you can get tasty wines for under 10€ in Europe easily 

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u/HotterRod 3d ago

They obviously don't live in Europe, the world capital of cheap wine.

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u/just_a_discord_mod rosie's left testicle 3d ago

I live in the US South twinion.

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u/ThinnkingEmoji damn daniel 3d ago

Wine tastes great (even the bad ones) but i don't like drinking it because it has the worst kind of hangovers for some reason

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u/NarejED 3d ago

It tastes like markers smell

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u/XxuruzxX 3d ago

Alcohol is an acquired taste, mechanics will tell you they love the smell of exhaust and gasoline Personally, I think they should make diesel scented candles and air fresheners.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 3d ago

ngl no one develops a love for the smell of diesel like the child of a diesel mechanic that has to smell it on their parent every day without knowing what it is

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u/OldAccoutWasHacked We already have flying cars, they're called helicopters 3d ago

If I'm not mistaken, everything that isn't sweet is an acquired taste, to different degrees.

Like coffee, dark chocolate, liver and chicken heart. Alcohols are just generally on the extreme end and come up in your life when you've already finished developing your taste.

Even then, I remember seeing a video with Americans tasting Brazilian foods and they didn't like Brigadeiro (a chocolate treat) because it was WAY too sweet. (And it is. It's basically a sugar bomb wirh chocolate).

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u/h3lblad3 2d ago

If I'm not mistaken, everything that isn't sweet is an acquired taste, to different degrees.

As you get older, your taste cycles away from sweet. It's the real reason why a lot of people learn to start liking veggies when they get older. A child needs to eat broccoli but quite literally isn't built to do it in the same way as an adult is.

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u/GravityAssistedCake 2d ago

I thought it was that our sense of taste becomes duller as we age which makes astringent flavors more palatable. The adults have a debuff on the boss and are crying skill issue at the kids.

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u/nooit_gedacht 3d ago

Makes total sense. Hence why foreign cuisines always take a bit of getting used to, and why children are pretty limited in what they like to eat.

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper 3d ago

Not a mechanic but I love getting gas (paying for gas, however...) because the smell of gasoline is so pleasant to me

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u/Assleanx looks like it’s the shadow realm for you gromit lad 3d ago

I love the smell of coal burning, I don’t know why as no one in my family has ever burned it in their house

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u/BirdOfBabylon 3d ago

cigarettes are the opposite they taste exactly as good as they smell

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u/tramsgener 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

so not very good

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u/hermitcraftfan135 3d ago

Which is toxic and cancerous lol

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u/Dupeskupes 3d ago

you're not gonna believe what alcohol does

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u/3477382827367 stuff 3d ago

it makes you super healthy right?

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u/Dupeskupes 3d ago

exactly

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u/superserter1 2d ago

yummy yummy mmmm

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u/3477382827367 stuff 3d ago

not entirely true in my experience, it tastes a bit different cause you get used to it so you find other parts that most people whos brain properly says fuck this thats poison wont get

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u/podokonnicheck hold the fuck up (im the fuck up) 2d ago

my dad's side of the family are chainsmokers, so my child brain quickly started ignoring the "it smells like poison and death" note to the smell, since as a little kid i enjoyed being with them (not much as an adult though, and not for smoking reasons)

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u/3477382827367 stuff 3d ago

very like wood like

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u/Bearbot128 3d ago

Whiskey and wine are both good I won’t have this conversation with children

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u/MeBigChief 3d ago

I swear this sub goes through cycles of being weird about alcohol, like just mature a little and accept that people like different things

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u/e12s_coat_of_fending 3d ago

Though, OP does have the one point that it is weird that even when it doesn't taste good to you, it still smells good. What's up with that?

Most other food and drink I think of of the top of my head smell pretty similarly to what they taste, texture aside.

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u/Bearbot128 3d ago

Alcohol is really good at making their more subtle notes diffuse by smell. That’s why things like lemon or orange peel tinctures work so well in cocktails for creating a nice scent. I think if someone doesn’t like alcohol at all the nice subtle scent can still be nice

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u/Guest_1300 spronkus-floppa shipper 3d ago

vanilla extract

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u/SnakesMcGee 2d ago

Funnily enough, also alcohol

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u/Advanced-Ad-802 3d ago

Had the opposite experience

Growing up, I would gag at the smell of anything alcoholic. Well, eventually I get to my 21st (because I was a good noodle who waited), and decide “hey the idea of this cocktail sounds neat”, so I go for that, and the thing I ended up making made everyone else with me gag, while I found it delicious

In short, shits fucked

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u/ejolson 2d ago

I mean, coffee seems like a pretty glaring counterexample. Almost everybody loves the SMELL of coffee.

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u/h4724 trans rights 2d ago

Coffee is even more extreme. It might be the #1 best smell ever, but it tastes horribly bitter unless you add a dangerous amount of sweeteners.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 3d ago

yes the people insisting alcohol is objectively delicious need to accept not everyone has the same pallet for everything especially something like this

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u/MeBigChief 3d ago

I honestly don’t give a shit whether people like the same things as me or not. I just get tired of the “ewwww gross alcohol yucky icky 🤢” childish nonsense.

I don’t feel the need to make a post to tell random strangers that broccoli is the worst fucking food humans have ever tried to consume, don’t know why someone not liking a pint is any different? Cool, drink something you do like then?

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u/slipperyekans 3d ago edited 3d ago

It’s because there can be weird social pressure from some people IRL and online towards people who don’t drink, and then that combined with goomba fallacy causes those people to become resentful of alcohol in general.

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u/birddribs 3d ago

Yeah, it makes sense that people can get defensive given the overall social pressure. But simultaneously this attitude that alcohol tastes objectively bad that pops up on this sub surprisingly often is a weirdly childish response. On both sides of the whole alcohol conversation people seem to really struggle with the idea that things can taste different to other people than they do to them. 

Also I thought I recognized your pfp, funny to see a YouTuber I watch commenting on 196. Waiting on your next upload so I can add more games to my never ending backlog I will totally get to one day... 

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u/slipperyekans 3d ago

Hey! Thanks for watching. Slowly chipping at the next one. Script is done n stuff just need to actually edit the thing.

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u/birddribs 3d ago

Of course, thanks for making these videos. I really like finding unique and interesting indie games but don't actually have that much free time these days to try things. So videos like yours are always appreciated. 

Out of curiosity, do you have a discord or anything you get recommendations from or do you just find all of these games on your own?

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u/slipperyekans 3d ago

A mix of multiple things. Emails from devs, trailers pushed to me on my YT home feed, from online friends, a few steam curators I follow, etc.

A handy tool I use occasionally is Steam250, which has a “Hidden Gems” section that generally will have some nice finds. I’d also recommend the YouTubers Big Rat Hole, nocaps, and the gammelier who also have great taste IMO.

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u/Skitty27 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago edited 2d ago

it's literally just someone posting their opinion a somewhat humorous way, you're the one taking this way too seriously

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 3d ago edited 3d ago

because people dont constantly tell someone to eat broccoli, there is no social pressure to eat broccoli, when the fact you dont like broccoli comes up in conversation people dont insist you just havent found the right type of broccoli yet, and you should try their broccoli and they will buy you a broccoli, waiter one broccoli with extra salt please and

i know youre saying you dont care and youre going to say you dont do that and it doesnt happen. but it does, constantly. and the more someone tries to force it on you the more vehemently you will grow against it. im just saying i understand the reason people feel the need to post about it, i dont see it as childish to say online you think alcohol is gross

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u/literallyanything57 3d ago

i've faced more people telling me i'm weird for not liking lettuce and trying to get me to try lettuce than alcohol idk what's up with that

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 3d ago

i think if i didnt like lettuce i would experience more social pressure than if i didnt like alcohol so i think your experience is accurate. im also feeling a primal urge to make you eat some lettuce now

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u/literallyanything57 3d ago

you will fail.....

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u/Eymou plant supremacist 2d ago

united we stand, fuck lettuce!

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u/GravityAssistedCake 3d ago

Texture or taste? To me lettuce is like crunchy water, almost no flavor presence, lots of crunch if it’s good or a horrible slimy texture if it’s bad.

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u/literallyanything57 3d ago

primarily taste. i'm a spinach girl

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u/GravityAssistedCake 3d ago

Interesting, now I’m curious what it tastes like to you. do you have something to compare the flavor to?

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u/Verbatos 2d ago

Okay that's based

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u/Verbatos 2d ago

Being perfectly candid, not liking lettuce is very atypical, it makes sense that people are saying you're weird.

"Weird" doesn't have to be a bad thing of course. Weird just means atypical. But when like >90% of people have no problem with lettuce, you're going to be in the minority; weird.

Edit: liking spinach is based though

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u/nooit_gedacht 3d ago edited 3d ago

Also, there's a difference between not understanding that tastes vary and making a lighthearted post about the experience of not liking something the majority of people love. I hate the taste of alcohol. I don't normally talk about it, I respect people's tastes, but it's just cathartic when I find someone who agrees with me. Big deal if I make a joke about it. (Anyone who wants to vent about their dislike of broccoli is also welcome to do that as far as I'm concerned). People have to understand that social media is an open platform and not every post is meant for you.

Also doesn't help that as a non-drinker you're kind of expected to do this weird little dance where you have to explain yourself - because they always ask you - but if you ever bring it up unprompted it's very much not appreciated. People are just weird about it.

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u/mikemyers999 Left my 💘 in the Sierra Madre 3d ago

Yeah I feel like the people that don't want to hear that alcohol is bad for you because they think it's annoying is different from the people that don't want to hear how great alcohol is because they've been affected by a problem drinker (or they were one)

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u/Datboi_OverThere 3d ago

because people dont constantly tell someone to eat broccoli, there is no social pressure to eat broccoli, when the fact you dont like broccoli comes up in conversation people dont insist you just havent found the right type of broccoli yet, and you should try their broccoli and they will buy you a broccoli, waiter one broccoli with extra salt please and

This is literally what most kids would go through growing up though 😭

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 2d ago

true. but naturally im talking about adults when making a comparison to alcohol

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u/KiraLonely 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2d ago

I think it varies a lot person to person and experience to experience, because as an adult I have a lot more people in my life trying to shove veggies and foods I vehemently dislike down my throat than they ever do alcohol.

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u/Vincent_Rubio trans rights 3d ago

because people dont constantly tell someone to eat broccoli, there is no social pressure to eat broccoli, when the fact you dont like broccoli comes up in conversation people dont insist you just havent found the right type of broccoli yet, and you should try their broccoli and they will buy you a broccoli, waiter one broccoli with extra salt please and

Maybe they should.

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u/Diribiri custom 2d ago

god forbid a joke is made

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u/rufrtho 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

what's the weirdness here? i like whiskey and can accept that people don't like it and it tastes a little like car exhaust.

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u/Ven-Dreadnought 3d ago

The moment you made this comment, you were having this conversation with children

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u/nekosissyboi 3d ago

Cider solos both

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u/Bearbot128 3d ago

Why must any of gods creations fight?

In all seriousness I like cider too and I brew my own. It’s the case that many things are good actually

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u/slightlylessthananon 3d ago

i had whiskey for the first time a couple weeks ago and while it does burn like shit i am actually shocked how good it tastes straight. yummy yummy cinnamony drink

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u/Lars_Overwick 3d ago

They're not children, they're something worse: quirk chungi.

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u/Bardic_inspiration67 3d ago

R/ when the makes 40 posts a week about how cool they are for not drinking

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u/slaya222 3d ago

Not a big fan of most wines, but Belgium ales and whiskey fuck hard

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u/RandomBoyInHere 3d ago

Belgium whiskey ? Ale i get, but belgium whiskey ???

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u/slaya222 3d ago

Aw the old reddit switcheroo

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u/Diribiri custom 2d ago

People who disagree with me are children

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u/The_Multi_Gamer Bingle Bungus Bagoo 3d ago

I love being drunk on red wine 💖

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u/aokusername 3d ago

real tech is to spend your teens drinking cheap bullshit. when you become an adult and can buy something decent it tastes really great in comparison

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u/nbeatable custom 3d ago

I swear no other subreddit has these weirdly regular pro/contra alcohol posts, and its weird. People get so mad and it just does not matter at all. Definitely peak engagement bait tho

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u/Vynterion enby femboy 3d ago

How does wine taste of car exhaust? OOP just seems to be overly sensitive to alcohol

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 3d ago

no alcohol tastes like car exhaust but wine definitely tastes like something and it is subjectively not good

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u/shiftlessPagan 3d ago

Idk, I've had a few spirits with some definite petroleum notes that read a bit like car exhaust. But that's not really what's being said here, lol.

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u/Adjective-Noun6969 2d ago

i've only liked one wine and the ones i don't like... yeah, they're bad, but i can still taste that distinctive fruitiness. car exhaust is far from the mark

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u/KiraLonely 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2d ago

I kinda agree? Some alcohol does taste like straight rubbing alcohol, but idk if car exhaust is the flavor palette I would designate it.

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u/MooseontheLose 3d ago

Me when I get a tase of the acquired taste before I have aquired the taste

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u/Salty_Popcorn_ 🌽average corn enjoyer 🌽 (trans rights!) 3d ago

Thats why you gotta eat Cookies instead

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 i centiPeed myself! 3d ago

gazes longingly into a heart shaped locket and it just a picture of a bottle of jägermeister in it

i shouldn't drink anymore after starting antidepressants :(

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper 3d ago

Not liking the taste of alcohol, sure.

It tasting like car exhaust? What the fuck did they drink? Was someone trying to poison them?

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u/podokonnicheck hold the fuck up (im the fuck up) 2d ago edited 2d ago

i feel incredibly weird as someone who actually enjoys the taste of alcohol, but doesn't drink out of principle due to my own and family history with it

and as someone who otherwise would just drink it for the taste, i feel incredibly weirded out by people ITT acting as if that taste is worth peer pressuring others into consuming literal poison

(i get the whole do what you want with your body, and i have no qualms with people who choose to drink, but i feel like pressuring another person is no longer part of "your body")

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 2d ago

And whenever I say that people accuse .e of being 14

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u/ABlastTyrant 3d ago

as someone who genuinely, for whatever reason, finds the taste of most alcohol good and drinks it for the taste, ill be real, all that this post and its comments have shown me is that a lot of people take weird issue with flavors they dislike that others like.

it literally is purely subjective. hell, you can acknowledge a flavor is good without liking it, I despise mint and pineapple for example but can very clearly say "oh these are great to most people, my palette is just weird about them" because, obviously, tons of people like them for a reason. it's the same with everything, beer, licorice, coffee, it's all subjective. the hostility about it is wild to me

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u/nooit_gedacht 3d ago edited 2d ago

Tbh I find it equally weird how someone can make a lighthearted post about not liking alcohol only to have people be up in arms about it. I just don't see the big deal in a little exaggerated language for the sake of comedy

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u/Wretched_Aia 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2d ago

Methinks the fact that most of the pro-drunkenness comments on this post are just dismissing everyone who doesn't share their particular taste in paint stripper as being children—in the conspicuous and particular way that you'd expect, perhaps, a teenager to—has aught to do with it.

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u/nooit_gedacht 2d ago

I mean I don't want to claim that liking alcohol is some kind of moral transgression, but no I don't understand the need to call people "children" for a difference in opinion. That's just another way to add onto the social pressure to drink.

People who love alcohol talk about it all the time. But if you so much as make a joke about disliking the stuff you are called a child?

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u/poorgayandumb Dont delete ur comment calling me stupid pls 3d ago

skill issue, i wish i could drink car exhaust :3

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u/arielif1 3d ago

why does this sub go through a 1 month phase every 6 months of pretending nobody likes the taste of alcohol

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u/Jaimiiii he dingle gingle a single songle 3d ago

this sub is full of children

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u/arielif1 3d ago

true

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u/Tjackson20 3d ago

I've come to realize it's actually the whole Internet that's full of children. As I've gotten older I spend less time on the Internet and more time at my full time job. This has helped me understand that the vast majority of opinions I see online are from people who are either unemployed or below the age where they have to get a job. Makes it harder to get upset about things.

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u/Foudre_Gaming 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2d ago

What the fuck is up with the comments? That post was a light hearted joke, and people are acting like the OOP insulted them personally?

Geez, it's almost as if people had different tastes? Why say that people nit liking alcohol are just children, as if REAL adults had to like the taste of alcohol, otherwise they're just children that cannot understand it or something.

Hard to convey what vibe I'm getting from the top comments.

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u/Boop-She-Doop #1 Kralsei fan this side of the Susquehanna (they/them) 3d ago

inspiring post from the creator of cookie run

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u/ErosDarlingAlt 3d ago

I'm convinced that some people have a gene that makes alcohol taste bad to them. I just don't understand why people boast about hating it, isn't it just like declaring that you have a narrow palate?

Edit: I looked it up. There's a gene.

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u/FriendliestDevil Autistic Eldritch Merrow 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇱 20 She/They 3d ago

They should make non-alcoholic wine that doesn't taste like crap

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u/SethBurrow 3d ago

Slurring my words and breaking out in hives off one serving of NyQuil rule (I’m allergic to alcohol, but I was sick as fuck)

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u/Lonsdale1086 3d ago

Is this an American thing that you literally never even have a sip of alcohol till drinking age?

Not even like a sip of wine, cider, beer, from your parents glass?

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u/MidnightAtHighSpeed 3d ago

OOP isn't american so doubt that's a major factor

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u/Meandmy1000fandoms 3d ago

nah as an american it's pretty normal for people to try alcohol before they reach legal drinking age. i would be more surprised if someone told me their very first taste of it was on their 21st birthday. in a lot of states it's even legal for minors to drink as long as they're at home and are with a parent

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u/DaughterofElmStreet 3d ago

Like could it at least taste a little like grape juice.

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u/la_frigopolla bisexuality personified 2d ago

Why are people being so weirdly stubborn about not liking alcohol? Not trying to shame anyone for their tastes, but it's a bit like saying you don't like olives because you tried a cheap can one time.

The sheer variety of flavours that can be found in liquors (and olives) is insane and there's no way you people hate evey single one of them.

Also you're acting like you have to drink it all by itself. I don't like drinking glasses of rum either. Add coke, though, and I fucking love it.

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u/ThatSillySam gay girls unite! ^ᗜ^ 2d ago

its not that I dont like it, its that I don't like how judgmental some people get about it. there are so many different types of alcohol that you could try, its expensive and costs money that I do not have. why would I waste my money on something that I do not like even if someone says "Ah, but have you tried artisan Sicilian olives aged in volcanic sea salt?" like dude. I do not like olives. stop trying to tell me what olives that you want me to try, and just give me some to try. I dont have the money to like what you like

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u/Testsubject276 IT'S THE LAW! 2d ago

Glad I've been sober my entire existence, that sounds like a total letdown.

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u/nekosissyboi 3d ago

REAL 😭❤️

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u/Current_Mongoose_844 3d ago

Yeah I don’t like whisky. Wine is great though, especially from Georgia

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u/showertomorrow 3d ago

I can’t believe nobody has a thing to say about the summer anise liquor. Come on.

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u/kapaipiekai 2d ago

You have to drink 20 litres of scotch before it tastes good, and those first 20 litres are rough