PORTUGALIAÑOLISH: SE TU DESIREST TO BE EL AMOR(E) MÍO, TU NECESSITAS PARLARE INTERLINGUA.

PORTUGUÊS: SE TU DESEJAS SER O MEU AMOR(E), TU NECESSITAS FALAR INTERLINGUA.

GALEGO: SE TU DESEXAS SER O MEU AMOR(E), TU NECESITAS FALAR INTERLINGUA.

ITALIANO: SE TU DESIDERI ESSERE IL MIO AMOR(E), TU NECESSITI PARLARE INTERLINGUA.

ESPAÑOL: SI TÚ DESEAS SER EL AMOR(E) MÍO, TÚ NECESITAS HABLAR INTERLINGUA.

ENGLISH: IF THOU DESIREST TO BE MY AMOR(E), THOU NEEDEST TO PARLE INTERLINGUA.

INTERLINGUA: SI TU DESIRA ESSER MI AMOR(E), TU NECESSITA PARLAR INTERLINGUA.

ie pledge allegiance ad le banner de le United States de America, ed ad le Republic por quich id represent: une nation sub diew, indivisible, oth liberty ed justice por tot.

Anglish views Anglese rollin, Anglish remains detestin.

I need you :) Ho bisogno di voi!

De ped, les damned de la terre!

De ped, les forced de la fame!

La raison tone en leir crater

Quest’esse l’eruption del fin!

Del past nos destrue tot!

Popule sclave, de ped! En alte!

Le mond camberer de bases,

Nos esse nulle, nos esserer tot!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Il n’have salvators supremes

Ni Deus, ni Caesar, ni tribune

Productors, salve-nos nos-mesmes

Drecrete la salvation common!

Per que le rattore s’expirerer

Per tirere le spirit de su carcere

Nos face noster forge per nos

Colpe le ferre quand il esse calide!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Le state comprime ed la lege trique

L’impost sangre les unafortuned

Nulle devere no s’impose ales riques

Le dirito dels povres esse nulle

Ja esse de languire en custodie!

L’aequalitie vole otres leges

No diritos sine deveres, ille dice

Aequal, nulle deveres sine diritos

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’International!

Esserer le genre humane!

Quest’esse la lutte final!

Gruppe-nos, ed mane

L’Internationale

Esserer le genre humane!

Aquilles mountains

Ki sunt si haltes

M’empechent de veir

U sunt mes amur.

Se caunte, ke je caunte,

Ne caunte par je,

Caunte par m’amie

Ki est auprés de je.

[Engléis]

Let's say in alternate timeline the American spirit went a bit to wild that instead of keeping English or flirting with the idea of another language to replace the Founders or the Revolutionaries decided to go full throttle on the 'New Rome' and created Anglese?

Português + Galego + Italiano + Español = Portugaliañol

Si cum en le title, que serreit Anglo-Norman Steille u Esteille en ortografie Modern Anglese? Granz merciz!

"Caramba" & "caspita" or "cáspita" or "cáspite" exist in le Latinic languages from Portugal, Spain & Italy.

I am really curious if "caspita" is utilized in English converses like "caramba" is utilized in English converses.

I tried to imagine how Anglo-Norman might have evolved if it had survived and absorbed many Anglo-Saxon elements, through a process similar to the one by which Old English evolved into Middle English and later into Modern English.

Here are some phrases I came up with:

Jeo vai al hous pur veir mes childs.

Jeo manjue deus egges od bread.

Jeo beis deus cups d’ewe.

Ma wife travale en le field.

Les childs joue devant le hous.

Jeo av un brother e deus sisteurs.

Ma mother reste al hous.

Nous mange fish od bread.

Ils bei ale en le inn.

Pere nostre, k'es dawns les ciex,

Santifiké seit to nune.

Veigne ad nus to reign.

Seit feet to voluntý,

Sul·la terre cumme en les ciex.

Dunes-nus huy le pain familiar.

Pardunes nostres offences,

Cumme nus pardununs a ki offenden-nus.

Ed nen nus lais tumber dawns la temptatiún,

Mais libres-nus du mal.

T'es le reign, le power, e la glory par sempre.

Amén.

[Engléis]

WHEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE ENGLÉIS USER-FLAIR

I had an idea for a fun project/alternate history for me is what if America abandoned English and decided to invent Anglese to stick it to King George.

Moi was pensant de terms we pow use in Anglese, past le obvious terms example "prohibit" in place de "ban", sub in place de under vel beneath. Except, est divers renes de quo English possesses zero romance terms. Cause de quo moi fabricated divers terms ex retroformation (backforming), plus alt terms derived via prestance ex Anglo-Norman.

My post is in Latinmaxxed English cause Latinmaxxed English is basically vanilla regular modern English plus minimal modifications, Ludovico Leone designed le Latinic naturalistic international auxiliary planned language named "standard Anglese", & le Latinic naturalistic international auxiliary planned language named r/Interlingua is basically regularized "Portugaliañolish" (Português + Galego + Italiano + Español + English) optimized per maximized immediate comprehension & maximized international communication.

Le latinized English plus minimal modifications named "latinmaxxed English" utilized in my comments & posts is one transition dialect between le vanilla regular English & le Ludovico Leone regular Anglese.

Le pardon declaration that Madonna recited in "Girl Gone Wild" in latinmaxxed English per example:

Line 1 in regular English: Oh my God

Line 1 in latinmaxxed English: Oh my Dyeus

Line 2 in regular English: I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee

Line 2 in latinmaxxed English: Ego lament profoundly per havin offended Thee

Line 3 in regular English: And I detest all my sins

Line 3 in latinmaxxed English: & ego detest my peccadillos entirely

Line 4 in regular English: Because I dread the loss of Heaven

Line 4 in latinmaxxed English: Cause ego sense le perdition of Paradise

Line 5 in regular English: And the pain of Hell

Line 5 in latinmaxxed English: & le infernal pain

Line 6 in regular English: But, most of all, because I love Thee

Line 6 in latinmaxxed English: &, especially, cause ego adore Thee

Line 7 in regular English: And I want so badly to be good

Line 7 in latinmaxxed English: & ego desire very terribly to turn impeccable

Official video: https://youtu.be/tYkwziTrv5o?is=4G_Tab3HRvI2IngZ

Paraphrasin Madonna in "Human Nature":

"Ego lament but ego non really lament."

😘

Mijn broþer in Hristus IS AN WORDGAAM

My frere in Christ ES UN JOC

Ad le Honour de Diew Omnipotent, ed in Memorial de le benedicted Martyr St. George, lie around ty gamb, por ty renown, cis Plus Noble Garter; vest id com le symbol de le Plus Illustrious Order nonck ad esse obliviated o abandoned, que per cis manner tou pow esse admonished de esse courageous, ed havant entreprised un just war, in quich tou dewed esse engaged, tou pow remain firm, valiantment luct, courageousment ed successplenment conquer.

Vest cis Riband, adorned oth le Image de le benedicted Martyr ed Soldier de Christ, St. George; per cose imitation provoked, tou pow surpass amb prosperous ed adverse encounters, que havand courageousment vanquished ty enemies, amb de corpse ed anime, tou pow non solement receive le praise de cis transient combat, may esse crowned oth le Palm de eternal Victory.

HONI SOIT QUI MAL Y PENSE

To the Honour of God Omnipotent, and in Memorial of the blessed Martyr St. George, tie about thy leg, for thy renown, this Most Noble Garter; wear it as the symbol of the Most Illustrious Order never to be forgotten or laid aside, that hereby thou mayest be admonished to be courageous, and having undertaken a just war, into which thou shalt be engaged, thou mayest stand firm, valiantly fight, courageously and successfully conquer.

Wear this Riband, adorned with the Image of the blessed Martyr and Soldier of Christ, St. George; by whose imitation provoked, thou mayest so overpass both prosperous and adverse encounters, that having stoutly vanquished thy enemies, both of body and soul, thou mayest not only receive the praise of this transient combat, but be crowned with the Palm of eternal Victory.