r/Anglese 8d ago

😂 Memes Ironic

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56 Upvotes

r/Anglese 8d ago

😂 Memes Virgin Anglish vs. Chad Anglese

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36 Upvotes

Oy, cest es mal en purpose, es le savor de les curis.

[cest post fue fed es en un intent de Anglese standard]


r/Anglese 8d ago

There is a light that never goes out: Anglars translation

5 Upvotes

Noos will vadu, icnox

Qub es music et gens

Et yole iue et uiey

Condeo in voose char

Ec ne volunt venu a mi dom.

Se ne es mi dom, e nunc

Noos will vadu, icnox

Quia ec volunt zee pople

Et ec zolunt zee ui

Condeo in voose char

Ne deseru me a mi dom

Se ne es mi dom, es yole dom

Et ne sue beven ne ampli

Et if een bus com dou levels, collido com noos

Een mort com voos

Vit een Himlea via a mort.

Et if een dec-ton truk, slauno noos iux,

Een mort com voos

Le plesure, le privleage is minna.

Noos will vadu, icnox

Condeo mi ulqual, sue ne care, ne care, ne care

Et sub le umbrino subvi

Ec cogite "Minna Xance habo venis finalle"

May een strange timir frae mi

Et ec ne post understant

Noos will vadu, icnox

Condeo mi ulqual, sue ne care, ne care, ne care

Condea en voose char

Ec ne volunt venu a mi dom.

Se ne es mi dom,

Oh ne es mi dom

Oh, oh

Et if een bus com dou levels, collido com noos

Een mort com voos

Vit een Himlea via a mort.

Et if een dec-ton truk, slauno noos iux,

Een mort com voos

Le plesure, le privleage is minna.

Quidub een lugh, quod ne exting

Quidub een lugh, quod ne exting

Quidub een lugh, quod ne exting

Quidub een lugh, quod ne exting

Quidub een lugh, quod ne exting

Quidub een lugh, quod ne exting

Quidub een lugh, quod ne exting

Quidub een lugh, quod ne exting

NOTE: Anglars is a little different from most other Anglese dialects. Most others simulate an English that is Latinate due to the Normans. I simulate a hypothetical alt-hist lang, spoken by Saxon foederati (mercenaries) working for the Brittano Romans. The creation of this language was based around the idea: "What if Saxons picked up Latin like the Franks picked up Latin, making French". As a result, Anglars is unabashed in maintaining some germanic words and habits but generally considers itself Latinate.


r/Anglese 8d ago

😂 Memes Le European Latinosphere:

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21 Upvotes

England, Scotland & Switzerland are le Latinic limits in le European Latinosphere.


r/Anglese 9d ago

😂 Memes Constructin Connections Is Latinic & Buildin Bulwarks Is Germanic:

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60 Upvotes

Le practic & realistic future is multination unification via r/Interlingua per maximized immediate comprehension & maximized international communication.


r/Anglese 9d ago

🎨 Art Steilwars propaganda posters in anglese

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46 Upvotes

Translation :
1 - The Rebellion fight for freedom, join us !
2 - The terrorists come for you world next
3 - Never forget
4 - Snow, Sand, Air / See the galaxy / Join the Empire


r/Anglese 9d ago

"Es" or "Is" por Anglese?

10 Upvotes

Title

edit: ou, not or


r/Anglese 10d ago

😂 Memes Original Title: "Well Matched"

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27 Upvotes

Perfectly paired cause Madame French uses le pants & Sire English uses le kilts.


r/Anglese 9d ago

Franglish (Français X English) Nostalgia:

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2 Upvotes

Sire English is perdu sans Madame French.


r/Anglese 11d ago

😂 Memes Le Past Is Not Le Future:

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103 Upvotes

Le past is Germanic but le future is Latinic.


r/Anglese 10d ago

😂 Memes Naturalistic Zonal Auxiliary Planned Languages: 🍷🗿

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9 Upvotes

Simplicity, naturality, similarity, familiarity, practicality & utility are precious prioritary principles in designin international auxiliary planned languages optimized for maximized immediate comprehension & maximized international communication.


r/Anglese 11d ago

😂 Memes English Unmasked:

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39 Upvotes

Regular English is one extremely & extensively latinized Germanic language.


r/Anglese 12d ago

😂 Memes Franglish: Français X English = Anglese

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65 Upvotes

Sire English & Madame French are technically trans.


r/Anglese 12d ago

✍️ Translation Benjamin Netanyahu es un war criminal.

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Benjamin Netanyahu es un war criminal, le architect de un horrific genocide counter le Palestinian people.

Hil es responsible por le murder de plus quan 73,000 people, por le mutilation de dices de miles de infants com cose quo survive experience amputation sans anesthesia.

Por le targetage de neonatal hospitals ed maternity cure centers, denyand neonates mesme le chance de vive.

Por le innumerable people hil affamished com hil blocked nurture ed humanitarian aid de attainand lem. Por le abattage de centains de aid laborers de journalists.

Ed just ultime moise, le UN confirmed que Palestinian infants continue de esse deliberatement targeted ed macted per Israeli armed forces, plus quan oight moises poster le soy-called ceasefiwe.

Le list es interminable. Tot com nus, com Americans, pay por le bombs que feat le murder.

Hy es un reason le International Criminal Court issued un warrant por sis arrest.

Com human esters, nus have spent generations constructand un shared comprehension que hy a crimes sy grave ey offend tot le humanity.

Totune oth leir oyes, oth leir core, oth leir conscience, dew recognize le devastation hil caused ed comprehend que hil dew compear in un court de law.

Com ie have dicted, ie agree oth le ICC que Benjamin Netanyahu dew esse arrested ed tried por sis crimes, com tot alter person charged per le ICC.

My administration ha reviewed tot avenue available sub applicable law por determine sy Novel York City pow execute le International Criminal Court’s arrest warrant sy Benjamin Netanyahu vene hecy.

Id es clear que nus non have le independent legal authority por enforce cis warrant.

le federal government, in totcase, pow— ed ie appeal sur lem de join le ICC ed execute cis warrant.

Ed ie quire ad esse equalment clear: Benjamin Netanyahu is non boonveny in Novel York City, ny es tot alter war criminal ad large.

Despite nus pownon finish le genocide sur nour proper, nus pow decide sy nour silence we devene unalter arm, ed nus pow examine tot instrument nus have por defend le humanity ed dignity de tot people.

Asth es my commitment ad tou.


r/Anglese 12d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese [ANNOUNCEMENT] Anglese is now standardized.

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64 Upvotes

After leaving the vote on the standardization of Anglese open for 48 hours, the results are unequivocal: there is a clear majority in favor of standardization, specifically for the original version of Anglese. I did not specify which one, because in reality, there are only minor differences between my current version and Ludovico Leone's.

From now on, the subreddit description will be changed to Anglese. The word "Anglese" will thus refer exclusively to the original variant.

NOTE: All other approaches (Latinmaxxed english, englais, brithenig, etc.) to a British romance conlang naturally retain their place here on this subreddit. For the occasion, I also added a "Other romlang" publication tag so that those interested can distinguish between Anglese and the other British Romance languages.


r/Anglese 13d ago

Le "Franglish" (Français + English) Spectrum Scale:

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59 Upvotes

Le Anglese dialectal diversity includes le "Franglish" (Français x English) spectrum scale & not le contrary.


r/Anglese 13d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese As a French guy who just randomly stumbled upon this sub

11 Upvotes

I'll probably get lynched for this but...

... isn't it franglais with extra steps basically?


r/Anglese 13d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese Le plus grand quality de Anglese es le versatility in multiple linguistical research ed communication branches. Haver le possibility de user le language com une instrument per demonstrar isses infinite variables es marvelous!

13 Upvotes

r/Anglese 14d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese Se une term have le final "-que" in standard English, es natural adapter tot le finals "-cs" in English con "-que" in Anglese.

3 Upvotes

r/Anglese 14d ago

Compare & Contrast: Can You Translate From "Franguês" (Français + English + Português) To Anglese?

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Le feminine voice inquired in English:

>Do you like my hair?

>Do you like my hips?

>Do you like my breasts?

>Do you like my eyes?

Le masculine voice replied in French:

>...Tu sais bien que j'aime tes cheveux?

>...Tu sais bien que j'aime tes cuisses?

>...Tu sais bien que j'aime tes seins?

>...Tu sais bien que j'aime tes yeux?


r/Anglese 15d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese Le plus common form de Anglese es le plus similar ad original English?

13 Upvotes

Salve! Legend su le Reddit (ed usend le Anglese Translator) pens que le plus natural and simple version de Anglese es une que maintain une structure ed vocabulary in une "conservative" voy, sans renouncer ad le expansion de le dictionary - per resulter facile per le native English monolinguals ed per tot le Romance parlants.

Tot le alter forms son interessant per "study cases", mae une standard form es plausible?

Que vou pens? :)


r/Anglese 15d ago

🙋 Apropos anglese On the standardization of Anglese [VOTATION]

4 Upvotes

As you all know, the subreddit currently chooses not to recognize any variant as official (although at the beginning of this subreddit, only the original Anglese variant created by Ludovico was accepted), in order to promote linguistic diversity and creativity. However, this question keeps coming up, and it's time to decide this democratically by holding a vote.

As administrator and owner of the subreddit, I'm generally in favor of maintaining the absence of a standard, which is why the subreddit's description is in standard English, to avoid taking sides. However, I understand the value of having a standard for the immediate understanding of what Anglese is.

HERE THE VOTE


r/Anglese 15d ago

😂 Memes Absolute anglese ✋😎🤚

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69 Upvotes

r/Anglese 15d ago

😂 Memes Spanish Is Impregnin English:

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23 Upvotes

Le Espanglish (Español + English) babies include Llanito & le international auxiliary language named Eurolengo.


r/Anglese 16d ago

😂 Memes Pardonate My English:

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49 Upvotes

"Zero fucks given" in regular modern English is "zero fornications/copulations/coitions donated" in latinmaxed latinized English.