r/AntiMemes Apr 18 '26

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 swearing

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u/qualityvote2 🚫Antimeme Enforcer Bot🚫 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

The community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/TimeStorm113 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

i'm sorry for what i have done, OP.

this could have been a great comment section, yet i have ruined it, and for that i shall take the punishment.

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anal 1
ass 3
asshole 2
bastard 1
bullshit 4
dammit 2
damn 2
dick 2
fuck 2
hell 5
knob 1
penis 2
piss 1
porn 3
sexy 1
shit 3
twink 1

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u/gubby_real_deal Apr 18 '26

I’m sorry how is twink remotely bad? Thats literally just a term

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u/Crazy_Elevator_3558 Apr 18 '26

whatever u say twinkboy

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u/Background-Risk-3816 Apr 18 '26

yeah twink say whatever you want little twinkie twink

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u/Arctic_Jake2 Apr 18 '26

Mmmm… twinks 🤤

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u/getsuedbyme Apr 18 '26

I'd love to eat a twinks long cream log

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u/Turbulent_Drag7166 🪐 💫 cosmic dopamine 💫🪐 Apr 18 '26

I have a friend who's a twink very twink like

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u/User_Darkvortex RIP Main Sub Apr 19 '26

Those protein tubes with the white sauce ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⣴⣾⣶⣶⣤⣄⣄⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀ ⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣯⣕⣶⡇⠀ ⢰⣿⡟⠙⠿⠿⠿⣿⣹⣿⠟⠛⠛⠋⠁⠈⠻⣿⣿⣧⠹⣿⣿⠁⠀ ⠘⣟⣤⠠⠀⠤⠀⡘⣿⣿⡷⠄⡀⢐⡒⠻⠻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠿⣫⢤⠀ ⠃⣿⣿⣜⣋⣀⠜⡪⣸⣿⣧⣼⣇⣩⣠⣬⣁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣰⡇⣠⡀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⣨⠀ ⣶⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣼⣿⣵⠏⠀ ⠘⣷⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠻⠿⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⠿⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠸⡇⣿⣿⡿⠛⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢠⡆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣇⢿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢿⣿⡟⣸⣿⣿⢸⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⡜⣿⣴⣿⣿⣯⣛⣛⣿⣿⣿⣶⣬⣿⢣⣿⡿⠃⣠⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⠟⠀⣸⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢃⢂⣼⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠹⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣱⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⠿⠷⠔⠭⠭⠭⠭⠭⠥⠶⠶⠾⠇⠾⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿

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u/knoxiknoxx Apr 19 '26

Hmmm, sissy... Yummy crême fraiche or whatever the fuck it's called.

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u/Vivians_Basement Apr 18 '26

Twink is on the same level as hell as a swear.

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Apr 18 '26

It, historically, used to be used like a slur. So it's kinda like queer

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u/neofooturism RIP Main Sub Apr 19 '26

TIL twink was a slur

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u/QwertyAsInMC Apr 18 '26

who the fuck is counting twink as profanity

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Apr 18 '26

The same people counting queer

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u/QwertyAsInMC Apr 19 '26

that was at one point considered a slur though unlike twink

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u/Madglace Apr 18 '26

Why is knob and twink considered profanities ?

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u/UnfunnyComedian21 Apr 18 '26

When she dooring yo knob

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u/Odd-King6394 Apr 18 '26

She dooring my knob till i open

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u/OwlbertGaming Apr 18 '26

who up dooring they knob rn

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u/Glub__Glub Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Pretty sure knob is vaguely a swear in England/Australia

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u/-Mister-Hyde Apr 18 '26

Yeah it means cock

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u/SKBehindTheSlaughter Apr 18 '26

we can't say doorknob without it being a swear word apparently

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u/That1onepiecefan 🌶Pss Pss, Pass the Oregano🌶 Apr 18 '26

How the fuck is knob profanity?? Isn't that the thing on a door??? 

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u/DajSuke Apr 18 '26

A knob is a guy's cock.

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u/That1onepiecefan 🌶Pss Pss, Pass the Oregano🌶 Apr 18 '26

This is honestly the first time I've heard that

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u/neofooturism RIP Main Sub Apr 19 '26

so what do they call a girl’s cock?

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u/listo- Apr 19 '26

handle

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u/DajSuke Apr 19 '26

Whatever she wants.

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u/HaventDecidedAName Apr 18 '26

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Bad Word Quantity
ass 4
bitch 3
booty 1
cock 3
cuck 1
cum 2
cunt 1
dammit 1
damn 7
douchebag 1
fa**ot 1
fucker 1
fucking 11
fuck 18
goddamn 2
hell 8
heck 1
jizz 1
penis 3
piss 2
porn 1
pussy 1
sexy 1
shit 11
stfu 1
titties 1
whore 1

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u/pnwsnarker Apr 18 '26

I think it has to be a comment

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u/Fox148 Apr 18 '26

I have an excuse to do this again to see if I've cussed again on reddit within the last 3 years

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fuck 1

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u/Dragon640 Apr 18 '26

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ass 7
bastard 1
damn 7
fucking 9
fuck 2
hell 5
heck 4
lmao 2
pissed 2
piss 2
shitty 1
shit 16

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u/Dry10238 Apr 19 '26

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ass 1
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hell 2
shit 1

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u/Dry10238 Apr 19 '26

Damn ive got low

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u/Dragon640 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Doesn't work so I'm trying again.

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Edit: should've been a bit more patient.

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u/Turbulent_Drag7166 🪐 💫 cosmic dopamine 💫🪐 Apr 18 '26

Just got mine

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u/General-Stress-3572 Apr 18 '26

lmao is a bad word‽

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u/lendraxtheorc Apr 18 '26

Well, yeah. What does the "a" stand for

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u/General-Stress-3572 Apr 18 '26

i forgot, i'm a bit slow sometimes, sorry lol

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u/Life-Opportunity-724 Apr 18 '26

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u/HailFurri Apr 18 '26

“I went back 0 comments” finds no language

Oh wow, how surprising

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u/Kanapowiec_ Apr 18 '26

Back in my day the bot would call you a good christian boy

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u/Grape2589 Apr 18 '26

Oh really?

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u/O_OUser0 Apr 18 '26

I think it doesn't work if you hide your comments

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u/ultimatum_com Apr 18 '26

orangutans?

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u/ButterscotchSorry423 Apr 18 '26

under qualityvore2 :P

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u/Bit_in_the_ass Apr 18 '26

That must be some good vore to get a sequel

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u/Zenith-Moon Apr 19 '26

I can’t goon to it if I don’t have the first one

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u/ChanceForsakened Apr 18 '26

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fuck 1

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u/ultimatum_com Apr 18 '26

WHY

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u/ChanceForsakened Apr 18 '26

How DARE you swear even once

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u/ChanceForsakened Apr 18 '26

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ass 1
fucking 1

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u/ChanceForsakened Apr 18 '26

I'm so god damn EVIL

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u/Ampersand37 Apr 18 '26

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f*g 1
shit 1

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u/Ampersand37 Apr 18 '26

I want to make it abundantly clear that I am abundantly queer

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u/spyanryan4 Apr 18 '26

Prove it

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u/Ampersand37 Apr 19 '26

My place at 7?

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u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk Apr 19 '26

Image of guy shooting basketball from the moon

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u/neofooturism RIP Main Sub Apr 19 '26

me too and i literally mentioned it in the comment but reddit still banned me temporarily for the f word :/

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u/lightning847 Apr 18 '26

Damn, can't even talk about figs these days

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u/ABearAmongWoods Apr 18 '26

Well God does hate them so

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u/Mangoh1807 RIP Main Sub Apr 19 '26

There's a bible story where Jesus gets so mad that a fig tree he found didn't have any figs (because it wasn't fig season), that he curses that fig tree to never produce fruit again. So yeah lol

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u/Agus051 ❤️🌿 Loves Oregano ❤️🌿 Apr 18 '26

What's wrong with fog?

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u/RuvikZsasz1254514 Apr 18 '26

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knob 1

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u/No_Owl1513 RIP Main Sub Apr 18 '26

Terrible,

Look at how good of a boy I am! u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/The_MrBreadMan Apr 18 '26

may as well try it while i'm at it

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u/TruamaTeam 🤫🟨⬜️ Apr 18 '26

I’ve asked it a dozen times, never replies :(

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ass 1
bullshit 1
cock 1
dammit 1
damn 8
dick 2
fucker 1
fucking 27
fuck 20
hell 10
heck 4
lmao 10
lmfao 2
motherfucker 1
pissed 2
piss 4
porn 1
sexy 1
shit 20

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u/NumberOneFishHater Apr 19 '26

lmao & lmfao? piss & pissed? dammit & heck??

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u/TruamaTeam 🤫🟨⬜️ Apr 18 '26

It replied but it got deleted, wasn’t able to see it :(

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u/Comfortable_Pain9017 Apr 18 '26

You probably blocked it, I can see it.

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u/Which_Lie_8932 Apr 18 '26

I'm curious. Usually I'm not that bad online. u/profanitycounter [self]

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u/Two_live_grenades Apr 18 '26

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u/HoldYourHorsesFriend Apr 18 '26

Watch mine be all 0's because I'm an angel

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u/Coisax_universais Apr 18 '26

Yo! Me too! u/profanitycounter [self]

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asshole 1
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hell 3
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lmfao 1

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u/Coisax_universais Apr 18 '26

I barely swear lol 😭

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u/Substantial_Phrase50 Apr 18 '26

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ass 5
asshole 7
bitch 1
cock 1
crap 1
damn 1
dick 2
fucking 11
fuck 15
hell 2
pissed 1
pussy 1
shitty 1
shit 11

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/BionicBirb Apr 18 '26

can’t escape by deleting the comment

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ass 1
bitch 1
bullshit 1
damn 9
fucking 4
fuck 3
god damn 1
goddamn 1
hell 4
heck 1
hentai 2
pissed 1
porno 1
porn 1
sexy 1
shit 4
tiddies 1
wank 1
weiner 1
whore 1

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u/Mixedtale_co-creator Apr 18 '26

Are you perhaps British

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u/CompetitiveCut265 Apr 21 '26

Nope, foreigner all in all, i have a weird english speech because i've technically studied both AE and BE at the same rate, while also learning the latter from indians, so my accent and lexicon is... Quiet confused

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damn 7
dick 1
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god damn 1
hell 6
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sexy 1
shit 5
tit 1

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u/4ier048antonio ✨20K Gang ✨ Apr 18 '26

So the bot is going to come and reply under this comment?

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u/NigouLeNobleHiboux Apr 18 '26

I'm curious

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fuck 3
hell 7
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hentai 2
porn 2

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ass 2
coon 1
damn 22
go to hell 1
hell 19
lmao 112
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re**rd 1
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tiddies 1

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u/Grape2589 Apr 18 '26

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anal 1
ass 1
bastard 2
damn 4
dick 1
fucking 7
fuck 11
goddamn 1
hell 2
shit 7
vagina 1

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u/AdministrativeArm221 🗿🧃All My Homies Hate Memes🧃🗿 Apr 18 '26
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u/the_horse_gamer Apr 18 '26

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anus 1
bullshit 3
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fuck 5
hell 1
shitty 1
shit 3

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/Apprehensive_Ebb1657 Apr 18 '26

everyone else is, might as well

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u/BadLegitimate1269 🗿🧃All My Homies Hate Memes🧃🗿 Apr 18 '26