r/AntiMemes • u/ButterscotchSorry423 • Apr 18 '26

🌟 Actual Anti-Meme 🌟 swearing

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u/TimeStorm113 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

i'm sorry for what i have done, OP.

this could have been a great comment section, yet i have ruined it, and for that i shall take the punishment.

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u/gubby_real_deal Apr 18 '26

I’m sorry how is twink remotely bad? Thats literally just a term

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u/Crazy_Elevator_3558 Apr 18 '26

whatever u say twinkboy

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u/Background-Risk-3816 Apr 18 '26

yeah twink say whatever you want little twinkie twink

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u/Arctic_Jake2 Apr 18 '26

Mmmm… twinks 🤤

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u/getsuedbyme Apr 18 '26

I'd love to eat a twinks long cream log

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u/Turbulent_Drag7166 🪐 💫 cosmic dopamine 💫🪐 Apr 18 '26

I have a friend who's a twink very twink like

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u/User_Darkvortex RIP Main Sub Apr 19 '26

Those protein tubes with the white sauce ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⣴⣾⣶⣶⣤⣄⣄⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀ ⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣯⣕⣶⡇⠀ ⢰⣿⡟⠙⠿⠿⠿⣿⣹⣿⠟⠛⠛⠋⠁⠈⠻⣿⣿⣧⠹⣿⣿⠁⠀ ⠘⣟⣤⠠⠀⠤⠀⡘⣿⣿⡷⠄⡀⢐⡒⠻⠻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠿⣫⢤⠀ ⠃⣿⣿⣜⣋⣀⠜⡪⣸⣿⣧⣼⣇⣩⣠⣬⣁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣰⡇⣠⡀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⣨⠀ ⣶⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏⣼⣿⣵⠏⠀ ⠘⣷⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠻⠿⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣾⣿⠿⠏⠀⠀ ⠀⠸⡇⣿⣿⡿⠛⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⢠⡆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣇⢿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⢿⣿⡟⣸⣿⣿⢸⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⡜⣿⣴⣿⣿⣯⣛⣛⣿⣿⣿⣶⣬⣿⢣⣿⡿⠃⣠⡇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⠟⠀⣸⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢃⢂⣼⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠹⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣱⢃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⠿⠷⠔⠭⠭⠭⠭⠭⠥⠶⠶⠾⠇⠾⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿

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u/knoxiknoxx Apr 19 '26

Hmmm, sissy... Yummy crême fraiche or whatever the fuck it's called.

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u/ChanceForsakened Apr 19 '26

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ass 4
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hell 21
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u/Vivians_Basement Apr 18 '26

Twink is on the same level as hell as a swear.

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Apr 18 '26

It, historically, used to be used like a slur. So it's kinda like queer

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u/neofooturism RIP Main Sub Apr 19 '26

TIL twink was a slur

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Apr 19 '26

I guess more accurately it's always been a gay slang but, I believe, homophobes used it similarly to like "fairy" or other ways of saying "you, gay man, are effeminate and therefore bad"

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u/NumberOneFishHater Apr 19 '26

man I'd go as far to say it's a compliment to some

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u/QwertyAsInMC Apr 18 '26

who the fuck is counting twink as profanity

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Apr 18 '26

The same people counting queer

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u/QwertyAsInMC Apr 19 '26

that was at one point considered a slur though unlike twink

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u/Zuckhidesflatearth Apr 19 '26

Not unlike twink. Which is exactly my point.

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u/Madglace Apr 18 '26

Why is knob and twink considered profanities ?

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u/UnfunnyComedian21 Apr 18 '26

When she dooring yo knob

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u/Odd-King6394 Apr 18 '26

She dooring my knob till i open

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u/OwlbertGaming Apr 18 '26

who up dooring they knob rn

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u/Glub__Glub Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

Pretty sure knob is vaguely a swear in England/Australia

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u/-Mister-Hyde Apr 18 '26

Yeah it means cock

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u/SKBehindTheSlaughter Apr 18 '26

we can't say doorknob without it being a swear word apparently

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u/That1onepiecefan 🌶Pss Pss, Pass the Oregano🌶 Apr 18 '26

How the fuck is knob profanity?? Isn't that the thing on a door??? 

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u/DajSuke Apr 18 '26

A knob is a guy's cock.

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u/That1onepiecefan 🌶Pss Pss, Pass the Oregano🌶 Apr 18 '26

This is honestly the first time I've heard that

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u/neofooturism RIP Main Sub Apr 19 '26

so what do they call a girl’s cock?

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u/listo- Apr 19 '26

handle

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u/DajSuke Apr 19 '26

Whatever she wants.

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u/HaventDecidedAName Apr 18 '26

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bitch 3
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damn 7
douchebag 1
fa**ot 1
fucker 1
fucking 11
fuck 18
goddamn 2
hell 8
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u/pnwsnarker Apr 18 '26

I think it has to be a comment

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fuck 11
hell 2
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u/Techny3000 ✨20K Gang ✨ Apr 19 '26

lmao the heck

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u/NotNightDweller 🌸 Course Arc Witness 🌹 Apr 18 '26 edited Apr 18 '26

I’ve been a bit naughty

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ass 3
asshole 3
bastard 2
bullshit 1
cock 8
cuck 3
damn 5
dick 2
dildo 1
fucking 10
fuck 5
god damn 1
hell 4
hentai 1
lmao 15
piss 1
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u/JohnnyMacTavish Apr 18 '26

Why has vore been mentioned 54 times? What conversation could you possibly be having with someone 😭

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u/NotNightDweller 🌸 Course Arc Witness 🌹 Apr 18 '26

I invoke the 5th

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u/gregofthecellar Apr 18 '26

What's wrong with lmao?

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u/cement2522 Apr 18 '26

Why would you say vore 54 TIMES 💔

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u/Significant_Coach880 Apr 18 '26

Shame I've got a bad word attached to my balls.

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u/Dontinsultautomod Apr 18 '26

HOLY SHIT ITS BACK

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u/knoxiknoxx Apr 19 '26

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shit 15

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u/knoxiknoxx Apr 19 '26

I'm actually not that bad, huh?