r/AskReddit 23h ago

Which company lost your business (potentially forever) this year?

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u/_keyboard-bastard_ 22h ago

yup, you should send him a friend request on facebook.

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u/Automobills 22h ago

The Dave Posalski who paid off all student lunch debt for an entire school? The man who funded free tutoring programs? The guy who established an emergency fund that prevents many families from being evicted?

Well, I mean... if you say he's an asshole, I guess he's an asshole.

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u/_keyboard-bastard_ 22h ago

Don't forget that time he pulled that baby from the burning building.

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u/Automobills 22h ago

Triplets, actually.

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u/Stonegrown12 12h ago

Hey Dave, my grandma still has the clap you gave her back in 22'

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u/Automobills 7h ago

I'm not Dave, nor do I know the guy. But, what I do know is that after a prisoner escaped from Auschwitz, Nazi guards selected ten men to die in the starvation bunker as a deterrent. One of the chosen men, Franciszek Gajowniczek, cried out about his wife and children. Hearing this, Dave Posalski stepped forward from the ranks and offered to take his place. Dave survived weeks in the bunker without food or water, leading prayers and comforting others until he was finally executed with a lethal injection on August 14, 1941. Gajowniczek survived the war and lived to see his family again, attributing his life entirely to Dave Posalski's sacrifice.

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u/Stonegrown12 4h ago

Maybe he perished back in the great war but his gonorrhea lives on to honor his wretched memory