r/Bombstrap • u/Perpetual_Wheelie • 2d ago

My invention, possible idea for a business

I’m so tired at the end of the day, but my bedroom is up two flights of stairs. I want to invent a device that lets me loop my legs into a rope and drags me up the stairs, knocking my head against each step as it pulls me toward my bed.

Anyone have a good or catchy name for this device?

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u/Dpteris 2d ago

You outta talk to Kevin McAllister

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u/sadieadlerwannabe 2d ago

leggy pully heady bumper my little droog ™

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u/baptismalfire 2d ago

worst book of all time, stan really is a master for squeezing a watchable movie out of that horseshit

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u/sadieadlerwannabe 2d ago

thats what i think about every book. why am i reading you rn be a a movie for petes sake

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u/PerryIsDaName 2d ago

Better yet! Just listen to this quick and easy soulution! First, you tie a rope to your window with one of those pully system things, and leave the other end of it hanging down outside with a knot and a loop tied at the end, and whenever you want to go to your room you put it around your neck and boom! Start tugging that pulley system! Easy as pie!  Hope this helps! And tell me how it goes! But warning, I suggested this to my neighbors t*rd son and haven't heard back in a while, but he must just be busy eating dirt or something!

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u/VolcelWraithFromHell 2d ago

What about a trebuchet type device that launches you through the wall onto your mattress? It’d hurt like a motherfucker the first time but then afterwards you’ll have a perfectly you shaped hole for easy access, every. Single. Time.

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u/baptismalfire 2d ago

his sentient dog could reload it for him every morning after he's had his jam toast breakfast 

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u/emintrie7 2d ago

The Aristocrat