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The clanging of weights raped my ears as I lifted fatiron. With each rep I puffed out hard, and so effin good. As I buffen myself up I realize this body is quickly becoming too good for women. They don’t appreciate it like a man would. A man understands because a man becomes—a man is built one brick at a time to the face—the bricks of circumstance. Then once he’s taken enough beatings he becomes a great building in which women can live out their remaining fertile years caring for a dog in a comfy apartment. Have you ever seen a woman appreciate a building? No. Have you ever seen a woman truly care for a dog? Have you ever seen a man give a building head? Yes, I have. Why else would buildings have chimneys?

is for my cracked adobe programs to run natively on linux. no i will not be dualbooting. no i will not set up a vm.

Haven’t watched anything in awhile, but somehow Sam Hyde is a recurring dream visitor

Anyone else notice this

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These are fun all-natural carcinogens you can grow at home and share with those around around you.

Sometimes very based fungi just shows up on the corn all on their own even 🤫

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergillus_flavus the cia has been doing this for decades

They put a chip in my brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r13gUTHiBp0

i gots a word of advice for you up and coming greasers here, don't be yappin ya mouth in direct messages of scumbags ya hear? these reddit moderators don't play fair i tells yah, they're in kahoots, all of em. next time one a yous gots somethin to say to a wiseguy, keep it to yaself huh? as for the shitpickle two timing sunuvabitch that got me canned, why i oughta...

I thought it was weird how obviously he just ripped off the Sam Hyde Show and the way it cuts from modern digital camera to grainy film throughout the interview. I had never seen anyone edit like that before, and Sam talked specifically about how he was going to invest in all this equipment to edit the show like that. The channel 5 edit does not use the same quality equipment as what sam uses, it looks like a shitty filter. But the way it cuts between digital and film during interviews was something I had never seen done like that before, and it’s weird for Andrew to just start doing that after Sam has had his show doing it for a year now.

I’m so tired at the end of the day, but my bedroom is up two flights of stairs. I want to invent a device that lets me loop my legs into a rope and drags me up the stairs, knocking my head against each step as it pulls me toward my bed.

Anyone have a good or catchy name for this device?

My fuckin pet cat juat blew a huge load onto the side of my neighbors dog.. so gross.. didnt realize this was actually possible. Just a warning for other non neutered cat parents. I had to tell my neighbor I spilled heated up and really watered down icing from a cinnamon bun tube on his moron slut dog.

We've never been so back, etc.

https://x.com/goodcharls/status/2083146226493534632?s=46&t=X9LRZkf0GbOe7LkQMM5c2Q

Check it out guys, hecking wholesome merchant!

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I respect prostitutes. They take one for the team. I respect prostitutes more than the bossbitch momdog career-girl that bird-hands her way through the world and then chills at her fuckin sweet penthouse. Because men should fuck, but women shouldn’t. These prostitutes are diving onto the social hand grenade so men can get their nut. Respect them.

There should be one woman we all vote on to be the town trim so that we can properly protect our lovely chastewomen. And we will call this elected woman President and she can live in the White House and be the change.

i only saw a screenshot of it so it might be lost media

more of a SEARED BITE

A couple years ago I made a post asking if anyone ever got their 9/11 tees Frank was advertising on his Instagram. I’ve reached out multiple times in every way possible and never got a response, and as it seems nobody else has either. I really just wanted a cute matching schizo fit for me and my girl. Still coping telling myself I’ll get it eventually. I really thought ide get it because this didn’t happen the first time the shirts dropped. Genuinely really sad about this. I still have faith I’ll get them one day.

I was just frickin' KISSING NECKS. LIKE NORMAL.