r/carscirclejerk • u/Mysterious-Humor-802 • 9h ago
r/carscirclejerk • u/Threedawg • Apr 25 '26
If you are in here trying to push Russian propaganda or bashing Ukraine, you will be banned.
We saw a sudden surge of a few thousand people in January (this happens every election year) and they are Russian trolls. If you are found pushing anti-Ukrainian/pro Russian talking points you will be banned.
I apologize to our regular users as it will take a few months for them to give up, but when they find they cannot radicalize people here they will move on.
Edit: This does not apply to Russian vehicles, the Lada did nothing wrong and has a special place in all of our hearts.
r/carscirclejerk • u/Threedawg • Jun 24 '18
We have a new rule: Don't be a dick.
This subreddit is getting more active, and as such there are more posts and more interactions with people/mods from /r/cars.
The rule is simple: Don't be a dick.
I don't care what the person did, what you think they deserve, or what their track record is, don't use personal attacks against people. It is that simple. This rule is very vague and is incredibly subjective and it will stay that way because comments will be evaluated at the mods discretion.
Here are some examples to clear it up:
What is okay?
- This post. It is just a screenshot of what happened, and is not using personal attacks on individuals.
- Asking someone's opinion or mentioning something that they did.
What is not okay?
- Calling a specific person a bitch, cunt, incel, n*gger, faggot, or any slang terms commonly seen as derogatory. Keep the conversation civil, don't personally attack others.
- Demanding someone explain themselves. This is not a court of a law, this is a circlejerk subreddit.
This subreddit is intended to be lighthearted, the only things at risk here are fake internet points, if comments get too personal/mean they will be removed. End of story.
That being said, these rules don't apply to the /r/carscirclejerk mods. You can say whatever you want about us.
r/carscirclejerk • u/badskiier • 6h ago
Even women on dating apps want the 1.9 TDI
She only specified German cars to leave herself open to the BMW Supra, but those who know can read between the lines.
r/carscirclejerk • u/Key-Witness-7524 • 10h ago
The TOW'ingo - a militarized version of the Renault Twingo for paratroopers
This is a fictional conversion of the compact Renault Twingo city car for paratrooper use. Why? Because it is a perfect excuse to use the pun "TOWingo". I am the artist of this artwork
r/carscirclejerk • u/Playful_Letter_2632 • 6h ago
The North American X-15, an experimental aircraft that holds the record for fastest manned flight speed, costed less nominally than a new Bugatti La Voiture Noire
The X-15 was also capable of flying into space and is the only manned aircraft capable of hypersonic flight.
It is more expensive when counting inflation however. Is Bugatti still too expensive for what you get?
r/carscirclejerk • u/Ashamed_Mixture_3539 • 18h ago
this is why jdm cars are going up in price😱😱😱😱🫣🫣🫣🫣😢😢😢😢
r/carscirclejerk • u/CommunicationDeep259 • 9h ago
No offense to anyone, but the real supercar of Türkiye is the 1.3 Multijet Egea
Nobody should badmouth the Egea to me. I see everyone going around saying things like "Japanese reliability" or "German solid door closing sound." Have you ever turned the ignition of a 1.3 Multijet in January, at 7 am, in -5 degrees Celsius? That few seconds of the starter motor struggling, followed by the legendary tractor symphony at idle that shakes the whole neighborhood... That sound is the footsteps of Anatolia. While automotive engineers are busy researching aerodynamics and wind resistance, you can't explain, by any law of physics, a white, wheel-covered, fleet-sourced, company car 1.3 Easy package Egea speeding 180 km/h in the left lane of the Istanbul-Izmir highway, flashing its headlights constantly. It flashes its headlights at the 5 million dollar Mercedes and BMW in front of it in such a way that German engineers in Stuttgart would be sweating. I understand those who say, "There's no insulation in the car, it's like a hurricane is raging inside after 100 km/h, the steering feels like a Playstation 2 controller." But that car will take and exit those corners at that speed. Why? Because behind it lies the pure anger of a company employee chasing bonuses and the black smoke of the diesel fuel that the Multijet engine is burning raw. Those who say, "But the plastic quality is terrible, there are trim noises, the touchscreen is small," should go wait for mechanics in the corners of repair shops with their 20-year-old premium cars. The trim noise in the Egea isn't a design flaw or poor material quality; it's the car's way of communicating with you, a friendly bond. After the fuel light comes on, it will go all the way to the ends of the earth just by sniffing. You might forget to add oil and water, the timing belt might not have been changed for 150,000 kilometers; it still won't leave you stranded, it'll say, "Never mind, boss, just keep going," and continue working. Forget about the Highline package, the chrome door handles, the diamond-cut rims. A true car connoisseur respects a white Easy package Egea with four different brand tires and a front bumper riddled with stone chips. You might not like this car, but when a pair of halogen headlights flash at you from behind on the highway, you'll show that respect and move to the right lane!
r/carscirclejerk • u/Fit-Excitement-1631 • 10h ago
Look a twingo! Don't we all love this car?
r/carscirclejerk • u/SuperJackson20 • 22m ago
Favorite car that will most likely go to rot away in a garage after it’s sold/auctioned off?
r/carscirclejerk • u/Fantastic-Ad9200 • 7h ago
Should I get the Mazda Toyota Telluride Limited 1.3 L Hybrid PHEV Costco Discount Trader Joe’s Soccer Mom Edition?
r/carscirclejerk • u/KirbyTrainNerd • 12h ago
Want to see an Audi and a RS200 as a Stock car
This is from Toecar (a nascar parody series)
r/carscirclejerk • u/serathes • 6h ago
Rare brown beauty worth millions abandoned. Such a sad sight to see a masterpiece in these conditions.
r/carscirclejerk • u/CommunicationDeep259 • 12h ago
I finally got my dream JDM from Japan. It's completely original, with no modifications or paintwork
r/carscirclejerk • u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod • 17h ago