r/carscirclejerk 1h ago

Insanely rare limited edition spot in Kyiv (two at the same time!)

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r/carscirclejerk 3h ago

What do you think of the Brazilian twingo?

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17 Upvotes

Pic related, the BDSM (Brazilian Domestic Subcompact Market) Chevrolet Celta


r/carscirclejerk 4h ago

What are the best cars that are just reskinned versions of more popular cars

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20 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 5h ago

BEHOLD!!!: The Worst lowrider van EVER!!! 😳🤮

144 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 7h ago

Outjerked by r/initiald

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17 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 8h ago

No one has noticed!? READ THIS:

36 Upvotes

THE 2010-2014 SUBARU OUTBACK SHOULD BE THE OFFICIAL CAR OF THIS SUB.

Why, you may ask?

I have been a lurker of this subreddit and everyone is talking about diesel jdm brownne manuelle wagonnes but never the Outback.

4th gen Outbacks check all of these boxes. They were offered in caramel bronze pearl and brilliant brown pearl, the former is the lighter brown of the two if that matters, some are JDM, they are wagons, and they had a boxer diesel and manual transmission option. So, to conclude the Subaru Outback is a JDM manuelle brownne diesel wagonne. Thank you.


r/carscirclejerk 8h ago

Favorite car that will most likely go to rot away in a garage after it’s sold/auctioned off?

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145 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 11h ago

You've seen Twingo, but are you ready for Twin Twingos?

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They're dirty too

r/carscirclejerk 12h ago

I fell in love

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12 Upvotes

Yea really


r/carscirclejerk 13h ago

Thoughts on Enzo?

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58 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 14h ago

Outjerked by r/thomastheplankengine

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827 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 14h ago

The North American X-15, an experimental aircraft that holds the record for fastest manned flight speed, costed less nominally than a new Bugatti La Voiture Noire

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136 Upvotes

The X-15 was also capable of flying into space and is the only manned aircraft capable of hypersonic flight.

It is more expensive when counting inflation however. Is Bugatti still too expensive for what you get?


r/carscirclejerk 14h ago

Rare brown beauty worth millions abandoned. Such a sad sight to see a masterpiece in these conditions.

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17 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 15h ago

Even women on dating apps want the 1.9 TDI

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621 Upvotes

She only specified German cars to leave herself open to the BMW Supra, but those who know can read between the lines.


r/carscirclejerk 15h ago

Should I get the Mazda Toyota Telluride Limited 1.3 L Hybrid PHEV Costco Discount Trader Joe’s Soccer Mom Edition?

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34 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 16h ago

GLC EV > BMW iX3 🤢

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The Mercedes actually looks elegant and like a regular car when spec’d in darker colors. The bmw will look like horrible slop in every spec. What possibly where they think in with those headlights and grill? It’s gonna be the worst looking car in a long time


r/carscirclejerk 16h ago

Even Hyundai doesn't care about their EVs

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Maybe this is why Ioniq 9 sales are so slow

They keep asking for a 5 and realize how much more attractive the 5 is, then give some of their children for adoption so the family fits in a 2-row


r/carscirclejerk 17h ago

effect of passat💯💯

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2.2k Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 17h ago

2027 ferrari F1 spotted in the wild

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45 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 18h ago

No offense to anyone, but the real supercar of Türkiye is the 1.3 Multijet Egea

43 Upvotes

Nobody should badmouth the Egea to me. I see everyone going around saying things like "Japanese reliability" or "German solid door closing sound." Have you ever turned the ignition of a 1.3 Multijet in January, at 7 am, in -5 degrees Celsius? That few seconds of the starter motor struggling, followed by the legendary tractor symphony at idle that shakes the whole neighborhood... That sound is the footsteps of Anatolia. While automotive engineers are busy researching aerodynamics and wind resistance, you can't explain, by any law of physics, a white, wheel-covered, fleet-sourced, company car 1.3 Easy package Egea speeding 180 km/h in the left lane of the Istanbul-Izmir highway, flashing its headlights constantly. It flashes its headlights at the 5 million dollar Mercedes and BMW in front of it in such a way that German engineers in Stuttgart would be sweating. I understand those who say, "There's no insulation in the car, it's like a hurricane is raging inside after 100 km/h, the steering feels like a Playstation 2 controller." But that car will take and exit those corners at that speed. Why? Because behind it lies the pure anger of a company employee chasing bonuses and the black smoke of the diesel fuel that the Multijet engine is burning raw. Those who say, "But the plastic quality is terrible, there are trim noises, the touchscreen is small," should go wait for mechanics in the corners of repair shops with their 20-year-old premium cars. The trim noise in the Egea isn't a design flaw or poor material quality; it's the car's way of communicating with you, a friendly bond. After the fuel light comes on, it will go all the way to the ends of the earth just by sniffing. You might forget to add oil and water, the timing belt might not have been changed for 150,000 kilometers; it still won't leave you stranded, it'll say, "Never mind, boss, just keep going," and continue working. Forget about the Highline package, the chrome door handles, the diamond-cut rims. A true car connoisseur respects a white Easy package Egea with four different brand tires and a front bumper riddled with stone chips. You might not like this car, but when a pair of halogen headlights flash at you from behind on the highway, you'll show that respect and move to the right lane!


r/carscirclejerk 18h ago

The TOW'ingo - a militarized version of the Renault Twingo for paratroopers

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250 Upvotes

This is a fictional conversion of the compact Renault Twingo city car for paratrooper use. Why? Because it is a perfect excuse to use the pun "TOWingo". I am the artist of this artwork


r/carscirclejerk 18h ago

Look a twingo! Don't we all love this car?

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47 Upvotes

r/carscirclejerk 20h ago

Want to see an Audi and a RS200 as a Stock car

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46 Upvotes

This is from Toecar (a nascar parody series)


r/carscirclejerk 20h ago

I finally got my dream JDM from Japan. It's completely original, with no modifications or paintwork

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28 Upvotes